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When I came back, it happened to be a weekday, everyone else went to school, Yidan flew around to report the information, and when I came back, several people had snacks in their hands.
It's like they've never been separated, after seeing Ban Rouzhen, they immediately surrounded him, talking about the recent events at school, Xia Haiyang said a little more, "The school deleted all the videos about Xiao Jiu, alas, I should have saved a few if I knew this." ”
Xiao Jingteng glanced at him, "There is a living thing in front of you, don't you like it?" ”
Yu Zilin returned to her previous appearance, her eyes rolled, "Eh, I said, are you going to celebrate Xiao Jiu's birthday again this year?" ”
Ban Rouzhen nodded, "What's wrong?" ”
Yu Zilin: "Ban Jiu is so old, when the spring of next year begins, he will definitely have estrus." ”
Class 9: ==
Ban Rouzhen: ==
Without waiting for Ban Rouzhen to speak, Yu Zilin mysteriously opened the DVD of Xiao Jingteng's house, "Last time I went to Cai Keyu to borrow a disc and got it back, hehehe, guess what I found." ”
Ban Jiuyi's paws pressed on the back of Ban Rouzhen's hand, and he tried to open his eyes wide and sell cuteness: Let's go now!
Ban Rouzhen reached out and hugged the cat into his arms, "I'm still quite interested, you can just put it away." ”
The other three showed disgusted expressions, and Yu Zilin gave a thumbs up, "Eyes are like torches!" "I put the disc out with my hands and feet.
Mi Siman shook her ears, thought about it, and quietly prepared to slip away, Ban Rouzhen grabbed her tail and stroked it hard, Mi Siman was so cool that she softened directly on the floor, "Meow~"
Yu Zilin immediately said: "Look, it's not spring yet, Xiao Jiu is already in estrus!" ”
Misman: ...... This guy is pure madness.
The video was accompanied by pleasant background music, Misiman looked at it a few times, and found that it was a cat, and she had a bad feeling in her heart, and then she heard a woman's voice sound.
“…… When the cat is in heat, it is not satisfied, it will bark day and night, and sometimes the bark is very poignant, which brings a lot of trouble to themselves and their neighbors, I have always felt that sex is a very necessary thing, we humans can do/love, why deprive cats of fun? ”
The woman's voice is very gentle, and there is a feeling of telling a story, but Mi Siman feels ashamed, ah, ah, ah, the owner of this video is obviously a person who does big things! I didn't even let go of a cat, I was just sick!
However, everyone in the room couldn't notice Mi Siman's painful struggle, and even Ban Rouzhen watched it with relish.
“…… However, let them do it, and then litter after litter of cats will be a kind of trouble for us, so I made a very small, male cat-sized road ♀ utensil, with a ring round at the end of the tail, which can be put on the finger to avoid accidentally pushing too deep, and guide zhì...... Trapped inside," the woman said, demonstrating, she put the tool on her fingers, and then pressed one hand on the cat, and with the other hand wearing the tool, she was about to go straight to the cat's back door, "Confirm the cat's state, and you can insert it." ”
"Don't cats struggle?" Zhong Jiaren couldn't help but ask in the end.
"No," Yu Zilin swore a frank assurance, and came up with strong evidence, "You see that the other party didn't say anything, and how docile that cat looks, you can see that it must be cool, and it won't struggle at all." ”
"Really?" Ban Rouzhen glanced at Yu Zilin with squinted eyes, and then didn't say anything more.
Mi Siman also had some doubts in his heart, but seeing that the woman's technique was so familiar, it must have done a lot, and after the cat was inserted, the expression was ecstatic, just like sucking catnip, it softly hugged the woman's good-looking arm, and flicked its tail to the woman's arm.
"I think...... It's a bit perverted. Xia Haiyang spoke honestly.
Mi Siman breathed a sigh of relief, and finally had the same thoughts as normal people, so it was better for the cat to not be heavy-mouthed!
As a result, Xia Haiyang was beaten by fat.
"Oh my God," Yu Zilin let out an exclamation after watching it, and the woman on the TV was still explaining, "The cat did it so quickly?" ”
As she spoke, she didn't know what came to mind, and her face suddenly turned red.
Next to her, Ban Rouzhen glanced at her, thought for a while, and asked, "You don't think about doing this to Shang Ran, do you?" ”
Yu Zilin's whole body almost exploded, and she stammered: "Hu, what nonsense!" ”
Mi Siman: Don't admit yourself, hehe.
The woman in the TV washed her hands and was about to come a second time, Xiao Jingteng sighed twice, "Although the time is short, there are many times!" ”
Mi Siman couldn't bear it anymore, trotted to the DVD, stretched out his paws, the picture on the TV was gone, and the disc was sent out respectfully, Yu Zilin shouted in her heart, she hurriedly called Xia Haiyang, who was closest to her, "Stop Ban Jiu!" ”
Xia Haiyang didn't know that Yu Zilin was calling her, and she was still watching it funny.
Mi Siman opened his mouth to bite the disc, jumped directly on the windowsill, and then ran down the canopy below, Ban Rouzhen quickly got up, looked at the window, and said to Mi Siman's back: "Wait for me in the yard!" Then he went downstairs with a clatter.
Yu Zilin leaned at the window and wailed: "Hey, my saucer! I'm going to pay it back! ”
It happened that Yu Zilin's mother came back from grocery shopping, and she hadn't paid attention to it, but when she heard Yu Zilin's loud voice, she looked up and immediately said with a tiger face: "What dish?!" You kid, go home and tell me clearly! ”
Mi Siman bit the disc and ran for a while, then found a random place to bury the disc, turned around and went back, Ban Rouzhen also went downstairs, looking at Mi Siman covered in dirt, she laughed, "Let's go, let's go buy dried fish." ”
When I came back from buying fish, I happened to meet Yu Zilin, who had been taught a lesson by her mother, and she glanced at Ban Rouzhen sadly, "Tell me about you, my CD is gone, not only do you not teach the culprit a lesson, but you also take her to buy fish to eat!" It's over, it's over, no one can cure your cat! ”
Ban Rouzhen only smiled and did not speak.
Mi Siman grinned at Yu Zilin, raised his head very arrogantly, and meowed.
Yu Zilin was even more angry, Ban Rouzhen didn't want Yu Zilin to talk about Mi Siman again, so she hurriedly stopped her, "Don't say it, you are single, you just envy us." ”
Yu Zilin: "...... I can't tell people like you who are in love, because at this time, your IQ is 0! Ah no, it's minus! ”
Ban Rouzhen curled her lips, "Then let's go back now." ”
Immediately followed the leaky balloon Yu Zilin: ......
As it turns out, it's better not to be friends with such sour people, as well as to talk.
After dinner in the evening, Mi Siman climbed into the long-lost quilt, and she sighed: It is still the most comfortable at home.
Ban Rouzhen lay next to her and said "um" approvingly, "The premise is that Xiao Jiu is by my side." ”
Miasman: yes.
Ban Rouzhen paused, feeling that the other party was rarely so calm, and suddenly she grabbed Mi Siman's squeaky nest, lifted the cat up, raised her head and kissed it.
Mi Siman stretched out his claws, grabbed the face of the servant, and took advantage of the moment of kissing, stretched out his tongue, and licked the tip of his pink and prickly tongue towards Ban Rouzhen's lips.
After parting, Ban Rouzhen stared at Mi Siman for a while before putting the cat aside, "Go to bed early, I have to go back to school tomorrow." ”
Mi Siman stretched his waist and yawned: Tomorrow is when you go to school, and I don't need to.
The next day, I was taken to school.
In the past few days since leaving, Ban Rouzhen's mother has transformed Ban Rouzhen's schoolbag and dug a circular hole in the front, which is just enough for Mi Siman to stick out his head.
Ban Ma handed the schoolbag to Ban Rouzhen and told Ban Jiu: "This hole looks small, but your head can stick out, so your whole body can also drill out, but for your safety, you had better be obedient, otherwise, I will restrict your permission to go out." ”
Ban Jiu looked confused, what is the situation? Isn't this the kind of thing to be explained to the servant? Why did the class mother talk to her?!
Just as she was wondering in her heart, the mother suddenly said "ouch", "I confessed to the wrong person." She turned to Ban Rouzhen and explained what she had just said.
Ban Rouzhen listened, and finally said sincerely: "Mom, when you just told Xiao Jiu, I had already listened to it once. ”
Classman: ......
Ban Rouzhen didn't go to school these days, and Ban Rouzhen had already asked for leave for them, in fact, Ban Dad and Ban Mom completely forgot about jì asking for leave, or Zhi Enru came to ask, only to know, and then helped Ban Rouzhen to ask for leave.
Ban Rouzhen: I firmly believe that I was born to them!
Teacher Zhi Enru is very conscientious, loves her position, cares about her students, in the days when Ban Rouzhen was away, she helped Ban Rouzhen accumulate homework, and said very intimately that Ban Rouzhen only needs to hand in these homework before New Year's Day.
Ban Rouzhen listened to her friends talk about this one by one, and she couldn't help muttering to Mi Siman, "When I encounter this kind of thing, is it necessary to save up my homework?" That's abnormal, isn't it? ”
Mi Siman shrunk in his schoolbag and didn't say a word, the hole cut by the mother was very good, breathable, with a wide field of vision, and a 300% return rate.
Ban Rouzhen was afraid that she would run away from playfulness, so she carried her schoolbag in front. Originally, at this time, Mi Siman would shrink in it to sleep, but the schoolbag specially cut a hole for her, she felt novel, she had only seen others carrying a cat bag and taking the cat out for a walk before, and she had never sat on her own.
When she arrived at the school, Ban Rouzhen looked at the classroom hanging a lot of colorful ribbons in the classroom from a distance, and when she walked in to look, she found that the surrounding tables had been removed and formed a circle, and everyone's stools were placed next to each other.
Ban Rouzhen was slightly surprised, "What is this for?" ”
Yu Zilin slapped her forehead, "I almost forgot, this is a joy for Xiao Jiu."