Li Xintong laughed uncontrollably and said, "You wrote the song of the five rings for the Olympics?" Alas Yang An, I found that you are very serious when you write songs for women, but it is a bit foolish to write songs for men! ”

"Who said that? "Swing Together", "To Everyone Who Knows My Name", "Wolf", which is not a serious boys' song? Rong Feifei maintained.

"What's wrong with the Five Rings? Don't think that the five rings can only represent the Olympics, wash your ears and get ready for a musical feast, I promise, it's absolutely heavenly! Yang An also smiled, he just dug the pit, no matter how buried it.

Lu Xun swept the lyrics: "This is not an Olympic song, it's not as simple as you think!" ”

The arrangement in Yang An's mobile phone was completed by him and the Enron band in the past few days, and Lu Xun listened to it once, and he could almost keep up with his own rap part.

The second time, Lu Xun hummed along, quickly found the most suitable articulation and breathing switching point, and marked the score.

For the third time, Lu Xun clapped his hands and motioned to Yang An: "Come, let's go again!" ”

Everyone else present only heard the part of Lu Xun's audition, and they hadn't heard Yang An speak, because Yang An deliberately didn't write the lyrics of the melody part in the song score.

Thinking of the song "Don't Go to Work Tomorrow" just now, everyone is mentally prepared, knowing that this product will definitely not sing any good songs, called "Song of the Five Rings", not an Olympic song, and it is still used in cross talk, there must be a problem in this!

The mobile phone was connected to the speaker, and the two of them were holding a miniature microphone, Lu Xun held the score in front of him, and nodded to indicate that he was OK.

Tong!

A strong drum sound came out, and Lu Xun opened his mouth to come: "

……

Ang, I'll drive the car up the five rings!

I'll drive the car up the 5th Ring!

Ang, hurry up and drive the car up the fifth ring!

I don't care about anything, I just want to go to the fifth ring!

……”

Yang An pinched his fingers and waved his water sleeves in a gesture, as if he was in a pear orchard. Qingsheng sang: "......

Ah~~Five rings~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring~

Ah~~Five rings~ You are one ring less than the sixth ring~

Finally, one day, you will repair to the seven rings~

What should I do if I repair to the seventh ring~ (Lu Xun: What should I do, what should I do, what should I do)

You have two more rings than the five rings~

……”

The music continued to play, but everyone really couldn't sing anymore, and from the time Yang An sang the first line, everyone laughed out loud.

Except for Yang An, who was self-satisfied, everyone laughed, and each held on to the fixed objects around them, so as not to fall to the ground laughing.

I can't stand it!

Physically and mentally exhausted, love is incompetent......

What is this guy Yang An's head?

The lyrics and melody of this "Song of the Five Rings" are forgotten. I can't think about it anymore, as long as I think of the word "five rings", everyone's mind is "ah~~~five rings~~" This kind of magic melody!

Li Xintong really smiled this time because of her stomachache, and she fell on the sofa, holding her stomach uncomfortably.

Everyone had just eaten, and it was only a few minutes later, and it was like an electric shock, laughing and convulsing, whose body could stand it? If you laugh too much, of course your stomach hurts!

Lu Xun laughed. pointed at Yang An, but couldn't say a word.

Only Yang An's face was depressed, and he knocked on the table and protested dissatisfiedly: "I said Mr. Lu, you will stop after only half of the singing of "Don't Go to Work Tomorrow". I won't talk about that. But "Song of the Five Rings" is the same, I have just sung four sentences, and you stop, can you still let me sing a song happily? ”

Lu Xun screamed, "Do you still want to ...... Sing a complete song "Song of the Five Rings"? ”

Yang An said seriously: "That's right! You're in charge of rapping. I'm in charge of the melody, and we just cooperated with each other! Didn't you just say 'what to do, what to do, what to do?' ”

It's okay not to mention this. At the mention of this, Lu Xun rubbed his stomach again and squatted and laughed.

An assistant next to him walked over, with a smile on his face, and reminded: "Sister Xintong, it's almost one o'clock, should we go and prepare first?" ”

Li Xintong didn't want to stay here for too long, this lounge must have been covered by the comedy aura on Yang An's body, basically there was no time and opportunity for her to speak normally, as soon as Yang An spoke, everyone was laughing, and the makeup on her face was about to laugh!

"I'm not playing with you anymore! Yang An, don't be naughty, Mr. Lu remember to tune the guitar early. Li Xintong said hello, covered her mouth and smiled, and pulled Rong Feifei to go first.

Only Lu Xun and Yang An were left, and there were two band pianists, Lu Xun finally returned to normal and asked, "Yang An, do you really plan to sing this song?" ”

Yang An nodded: "Of course you have to sing!" And I want to sing it as a household name, so that the national TV audience knows that I sang it! This is an opportunity, Mr. Lu, do you want to sing the RAP part? If you don't sing, can you introduce me to a slightly better rapper? I want to finish this song as soon as possible, maybe I can use it in the next issue of "Happy Comedian". ”

Lu Xun waved his hand and said, "Don't be so troublesome, just sing it, I'll arrange it." Ah Hui, you go and tell Xintong that Yang An and I are going to rehearse "The Song of the Five Rings" urgently, if I haven't arrived before the live broadcast starts, you can help me top the first few songs first! When Yang and I arrange to practice, let Xintong give us a chance to sing this song live. ”

Musician Ah Hui walked out with a smile to inform, and Lu Xun pulled Yang An: "Come on, let's practice hard and strive to achieve the best results!" ”

Yo! Later, I will have the opportunity to sing "Song of the Five Rings" on the live broadcast!

Yang Anle was happy: "Teacher Lu, are you really willing to go crazy with me?" ”

Lu Xun smiled bitterly: "Brother, I don't want to be so crazy!" After this "Song of the Five Rings" is sung, I don't know how many fans my fans will drop! ”

Yang An said confidently: "It doesn't matter if your fans drop! I believe that it won't be long before my cross talk fans will definitely fill this gap for you! ”

Lu Xun couldn't cry or laugh: "What do I want your cross talk fans to do?" Forget it, keep singing! Keep playing music! ”

The staff really held back a smile and replayed the music on the mobile phone, Yang An sang the five rings for the first time, and Lu Xun sang next:"

~rise

The car kept being jammed, and the expression was demented,

I've long been accustomed to driving aimlessly,

The five rings are still so comfortable,

It's been there, rotting trumpets,

The master of suffering has been alas,

The style of Nakyo,

In the commuter bus lined up all the time,

For life, for dreams, for holidays,

Maybe one day, we have to go to the eighth ring,

Rest-in-peace, the traffic in Zhongjing, I will put a flower basket for you.

……”

It's Yang An's turn to sing again, he seems to be addicted to playing Liyuan opera this time, not only singing, but also where to make a gesture and hold his fingers, anyone who sees it can't help laughing, Lu Xun can't wait to close his eyes, he really can't stand it.

The two had a great time, until there was a knock on the door outside, and Ah Hui stretched out his head: "Teacher Lu, it's time, how about I help you tune first?" ”

"Thank you, we'll be right there!"

After Lu Xun finished speaking, he motioned to Yang An: "Let's go, see if you can conquer Xintong's fans, either you die here today and play all your fame, or you will have millions of fans immediately!" ”

Sohu has prepared a special studio, arranged as a small bar, Li Xintong is sitting on a high stool, Lu Xun's guitar is placed on the shelf next to it, the mixer, the radio, the audio cable, the camera, and in the back corner where the camera can't shoot a set of electronic drums, Li Xintong's band is waiting there, and the staff has adjusted all this.

"Teacher Lu, have you rehearsed?" Li Xintong was touching up her makeup, asked casually, and almost laughed again, but the makeup artist hurriedly reminded her not to laugh.

Li Xintong complained: "Anyway, I want to laugh when I think of Yang An, Yang An, don't sit in front of me later, I'm afraid that I will laugh when I see you." ”

Yang An was speechless: "Okay, I'll move a small bench and sit on the side of the band, you won't see me, but I will always be with you, and the spirit will be with you." ”

Li Xintong snorted and laughed again.

Lu Xun sat down and tried the guitar sound, and said, "Okay, Xintong, if this "Song of the Five Rings" ruins your live broadcast today, don't blame us!" ”

Li Xintong was very generous: "It's okay, just let Yang An write a few more songs and compensate me." ”

Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, and then gave a thumbs up: "Good idea!" ”

Yang An couldn't cry or laugh: "Why is it me again?" ”

There are still ten minutes left for the official live broadcast, and everyone is already seated in place, patiently waiting for the network to connect.

The interface of Sohu's live broadcast room is fresh and simple, and it is also divided into two interface styles for men and women according to the different genders of the anchors, because of the particularity of its portal, there are not as many functions as professional live broadcast websites, only live broadcasts, chat discussions, barrages, and props reward, but the network speed is extremely fast, and the number of tourists accommodating is particularly high.

More than 40,000 people are online, and the growth rate is a bit slow, but when Li Xintong appeared on the screen wearing a headset, the number of viewers quickly skyrocketed, breaking through the 60,000 mark within two minutes, and the time pointed to 2 o'clock, and the live broadcast officially began.

Li Xintong smiled and waved to everyone, and the fans responded frantically, all kinds of free flowers, 1 yuan candy, 10 yuan of perfume, 100 yuan of Chanel bags, like swiping the screen, but smashed it hard.

"Sister Xintong, we love you!"

"I specially asked for leave to watch your live broadcast, Xintong I love you~"

"Five million supporters will always support Sister Xintong~"

"Wow~ It's really Lu Xun's guitar accompaniment~ I like you so much, Mr. Lu~~~"

Various barrages flew on the screen, and in order to make the live broadcast effect better, the administrator forcibly closed 90% of the barrage channels after one minute.

Li Xintong waved to the camera very cutely: "Dear fans, I love you too!" Thank you Sohu for giving me this opportunity, and I would also like to thank Mr. Lu for accompanying me! ”

Lu Xun smiled and said hello to the camera, then nodded, tapped the guitar guard with his right hand a few times, the melody sounded, and Li Xintong gave the title song of her last album "Love Non-stop" to fans. (To be continued.) )

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