Chapter 33: Quenching Thirst
Yan Buli glanced at him: "I think it's clear that some people are extraordinary, and they can't even bear the bed, so they commit suicide." ”
Chi Yue smiled shamelessly: "It's okay, change to an iron bed tomorrow." Haven't you heard a famous poem? If you want to work hard, the iron bed will tremble at night. ”
"The sect master really sang a good poem." Yan Buli twitched the corner of his mouth. I am really not afraid of heaven and earth, I am afraid that hooligans are educated. "I wish the sect master a great achievement as soon as possible, and the iron pestle will become a needle."
Chi Yue: ""
It's really unreasonable to lie on his stomach and fight like this, Yan Buli stood up with his hands on the ground, and his legs were still as sore as noodles.
He put on Chi Yue's clothes again, barely covering the speckled marks all over his body. The long black hair was tied behind her head with a plain ayako, revealing a thin white neck, and a few bruised kiss marks were faintly visible.
The sect master was more desolate, and he still only had a pair of pants to cover his shame. The broad chest and shoulders were naked, and the red scratches and bite marks were particularly eye-catching on the jade-colored texture, which showed how tragic the battle between the two was last night.
Yan Buli glanced at her in embarrassment, feeling that her throat was a little dry. Looking around the house, I found only a dried black glazed porcelain pot.
"Is there water?"
Chi Yue licked the corners of her lips, and leaned over with deep eyes: "This sect is also a little thirsty, why don't you foam at each other?" ”
"Get out." What kind of aphrodisiac did Le Qianqiu give this old pervert? And there's more
The other party was not angry, smiled slightly, took his hand and said, "Follow me." ”
"Where?" Won't you jump off the cliff again Yan Buli was a little worried, he was really cheated by someone too many times.
Chi Yue didn't answer, and led him out of the wooden house half-pulling and half-pulling. When he stepped on the threshold, he heard the person behind him breathe sluggishly, and when he turned around, he found that the other party was biting his lower lip, his little face was flushed with a touch of shame, and his steps were a little unsteady.
"Although I had restraint last night, I was still too reckless for a woman who was new to menstruation.
The powerful arm copied from behind and grabbed the crook of the leg, and Yan Buli was beaten and hugged before he could react.
"Put me down, I can go." Yan Shaoxia prides himself on being a heroic man, and he has always resisted being held as a woman, so he immediately twisted his body and resisted.
However, the more he struggled, the tighter the other party hugged. Chi Yue domineeringly choked the big carp in his arms and kept beating it, and threatened in a low voice: "If you move again, this sect has a way to make you unable to go."
Someone stiffened and suddenly became more honest than a dead fish.
Chi Yue sighed slightly in her heart.
Experience has proved that you have to be strong to deal with this guy, but she can climb up to the sky as long as she can talk a little, and then poke a hole out
This character is fortunately a daughter's family, if a man is born, he will not be able to ride a peng and a crane to rise with the wind and soar up to 90,000 miles? ==
Holding the beautiful woman who was still peaceful, he walked to the back of the house step by step, and in a blink of an eye he entered a lush forest.
The soft sunlight shone on the green and yellow trees, leaking through the gaps in the layers of branches and leaves, turning into a faint, gently swaying halo on the two of them. The morning breeze blows through the intertwined strands of hair, leaving a crisp fruity scent.
Walking to the depths of the forest, Chi Yue put down the person in his arms and raised his head to look up. The sun shone across his delicate eyelashes, outlining golden lines along his clear countenance. The bright light was reflected in the dark and deep pupils, and there were strange circles of dark red.
Yan Buli saw Chi Yue lowering her head and looking at herself again, her eyes were faintly bloody, she couldn't help but feel a palpitation in her heart, and took half a step back and leaned against the rough tree behind her.
Nima, this isn't the idea of beating Nohe, is it?
A sharply lined arm rests on the trunk of a tree at the side of his head.
Chi Yue looked down and asked, "What are you afraid of?" ”
Yan Buli was shrouded in the tall shadow of the other party, and he had scolded a hundred times in his heart: Nonsense, you are dissatisfied with the desire on your face, what are you afraid of Lao Tzu? !
"Eh, Sect Master, your eyes are a little red, hehe, didn't you rest well yesterday?"
Hearing this, Chi Yue frowned, put down her arms and straightened up.
Whenever the full moon is approaching, the backlash of the magic will be extremely strong. This time he had to prepare in advance, and on the day of the wedding, nothing could go wrong with his body.
Yan Buli saw that the other party's expression was blurred and his eyes were bright, so he didn't dare to say more, in case any words provoked this Lord of Yama again, he would be punished on the spot
Chi Yue never looked over. He stood under the tree in silence for a moment in black trousers and bare-chested, then suddenly jumped up, jumped into the leaves above his head and fell quickly, and when he landed, he had two more yellow pears in his hand.
Yan Buli blinked, and realized that this was a pear grove. As long as the autumn breeze gently stirs the dense branches and leaves on the treetops, you can see the round yellow fruits hidden in the thick shade.
As soon as the sweet and cool pear flesh is eaten, the thirst in the throat is dissipated in an instant.
The water and soil of this place are really magical, even this kind of thick and sour soil pear can be greatly improved, and it tastes smooth and soft, sweet and delicious, which makes people feel comfortable and fragrant.
Yan Buli just took two bites, and suddenly heard a strange scream, and a black shadow jumped down from the top of his head like lightning!
There was a sudden flower in front of him, Yan Buli stood in place, looked at the big parrot with pears in his mouth on the treetops, and looked down at his empty hands and was stunned.
Chi Yue chuckled behind him: "Tie Huan, you're naughty again." ”
The parrot shook the green fur on its wings, rolled its bony little eyes, and stared at the two of them condescendingly. The red beak clung to the stalk and dangled the round pineapple like a swing.
"Return the pears, or the sect will let you go with the grass." The Great Sect Master of Chi showed a stern expression.
At the mention of the word knotted grass, the white feathers on the parrot's head were blown up in two. It reluctantly flapped its wings, flew down reluctantly, reluctantly let go of its mouth, and landed the loot airborne, smashing it on Yan Buli's head.
This flat-haired beast also blew up: "Chi Yue, your bird bullies Lao Tzu!" ”
The other party nibbled two pears and said leisurely: "It's polite enough that you have fed croton before, pulled its tail bald, and locked it in the small black house countless times without pecking or scratching you." ”
Yan Buli was surprised: "Jiang E, have I ever been so beastly to a bird?" ”
"I was going to study the parrot's tongue because you had to save it and teach it to learn the tongue. Although the process is a little tortuous, the link is learned very quickly, and even the dog barks. It's just that I don't like to talk about it after the grass dies."
Yan looked at the bird hovering in the air with disdain, pouted, and said, "I can't teach this kind of ungrateful beast." ”
"Brute! Brute! The ring shouted loudly.
Chi Yue was happy: "It's still Mrs. Tune-in, as soon as you come, it will talk to people." ”
"Is this what it said?" Yan Buli glared, "You help me pull it off, Lao Tzu will teach it how to make birds"
Chi Yue chuckled and shook her head, and handed over the pear in her hand: "Why bother with it?" Mine for you."
"Don't!"
"Dislike this sect?"
Yan Buli turned his face disdainfully: "Do you have common sense?" Two people can't share a pear, otherwise they will be separated" He was stunned when the words stuck here. Could it be that I am still afraid that I will not be able to separate from this demon?
In a trance, a sentence suddenly sounded in my ears: "Don't leave." ”
He shook and felt suffocated as if he had been choked by the neck.
Raised his head in amazement, and saw that Chi Yue had withdrawn his hand, and looked at it with burning eyes, his eyes were like a pool, and his feelings were deep.
"We're not going to be separated, don't worry."
Emma, scared the baby to death.
Yan Buli let out a long sigh of relief, he thought that his identity had been recognized
"For your husband, I promise you a lifetime, and I will never break my word." Chi Yue grabbed the beauty's thin waist and gently rubbed the other party's ears and temples with the corners of her lips, "Chi Yue never believes in the destiny of heaven, nor is she afraid of cause and effect. All kinds of hardships in the world, all kinds of taboos, can't stop you and me, otherwise God will block and kill God, and Buddha will block and kill Buddha."
A cool wind blew from his side, and a chill rose behind Yan Buli: "But what if one day I betray you?" His voice was hoarse, with an imperceptible tremor.
Chi Yue smiled lowly: "If there is really such a day, I will definitely punish you well." ”
"How is it punished?"
"That's the punishment," he kissed with his tiny chin.
The sweet fruity aroma lingers between the lips and tongue, and the fresh pear juice moistens the depths of the hot throat. The bodies hugging each other gradually warmed up, and the breathing of the two became more and more rapid.
Yan Buli was dizzy from being kissed, but suddenly felt that something seemed wrong
What's that, wait a minute, what about eating pears? How did he get eaten?!!
"Woo woo woo woo-" A dark shadow slipped over the pear forest, and the ring flapped its bells and whistles with its wings, shouting hoarsely and desperately screaming from some bird that I didn't know what it had learned from. The cry was melodious, falling down the valley, riding the breeze over the high ridge, and reaching far away to the other side of the mountain
On the top of the high cliff, the roof of the hall with heavy eaves and tiles suddenly startled a group of fluttering birds.
Someone stepped on the golden glow and stepped into the vermilion lacquer gate of the Huangquan Palace.
As soon as Hu Chedan entered, he saw Xichun standing next to the pillar in the hall, with the same black clothes and black hair as usual, with a hollow expression, but there was an extra bandage on his right hand.
It is said that the right hand is a man's good brother, but Hu Chedan feels that Xichun's good brother has always been a hard worker.
"What's the matter, the sect master hasn't gotten up yet?" Although Chi Yue is dead, her work and rest have always been regular, and she has already had breakfast at this time on weekdays.
"I haven't come out of the secret room with my wife yet." As Chi Yue's secret guard, Xi Chun is often more familiar with the whereabouts of the sect master than their four * honors.
Hu Chedan's eyes widened: "Didn't you go in yesterday morning?" It's been a day and a night, and they haven't come out yet, and they're giving birth in there."
Xichun gave him a sharp look: "It's about the sect master and his wife, it's better for my lord to be cautious." ”
The other party quickly covered his mouth and looked around nervously.
Xichun said again: "It's right to change the word 'sheng' to the word 'made'." ”
“”
Hu Chedan showed a look of admiration: "The sect master is really powerful and lasting, and the lady is also deeply hidden, and ordinary women are afraid that they will not be able to bear it." ”
Xi Chun muttered thoughtfully: "Ordinary men can't bear it" It seems that Yan Buli has indeed hooked Chi Yue, but I don't know if he paid this huge price, whether he has exchanged the formation of the Ten Thousand Ghost Array.
"What do you say?"
"It's nothing," Xichun asked him, "Lord Zhongzun is here to report on the big wedding ceremony?" ”
"Yes, this marriage was arranged in such a hurry that many fellow Daoists and lords from all over the world couldn't rush in. In addition, now is an eventful time, I would like to propose to the sect master that it should be done in the valley, and there is no need to be extravagant. ”
"This sect is approved." A deep voice came from behind the two of them.
Hu Chedan and Xichun turned around and saw Chi Yue, who suddenly appeared, both stupidly in place as if they had been struck by lightning, and they forgot to salute when they were shocked.
The Sect Master stood straight in the backlight, his head was sweating from his forehead, his naked upper body was covered with fine scars, and he was holding a woman wrapped in his clothes in his arms.
Yan Buli buried his face red, hung his head and searched the world for cracks.
"Wait here for now." Chi Yue put down the next sentence and strode straight to the bedroom.
"Yes" Hu Chedan finally found his tongue, and Xichun was especially glad that he didn't play with needles at this time.
Looking at Chi Yue disappearing into the corner with a glamorous picture, Hu Chedan stood in place, pondering for a long time before saying, "Haruko, do you think the sect master will have any special habits?" ”
Xichun's face was paralyzed and cracked: "Adults speak carefully." Be cautious. ”