When he came back to his senses, Ming Lu had already sat in the KFC with the God of Wealth and the Black Tiger Uncle.

It's not so much the ...... she brought in

It's better to be led into it by the God of Wealth.

Absolutely unaware of what had just happened.

Walking and walking and meeting the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth found that there were mortals who could see it, thus successfully attracting the attention of his old man, and then he was taken into the KFC next to him, queuing, ordering, paying, and returning to his seat.

That's it now—

"Cai, God of Wealth, when you went out in the morning, you didn't eat......" Minglu girl asked with wide eyes, just now she bought four spicy chicken leg burgers, two pairs of spicy chicken wings, two pairs of New Orleans roast wings, a large potato, oh, plus a takeaway family bucket, three cones.

Uncle Black Tiger was squatting on the ground with his hind legs together, and the two meat pads groped and probed on the table, revealing round eyes and a round head, stretched out his tongue and licked his big meow face, and slapped a pair of spicy chicken wings back with one paw.

"Whew!"

"Chicken legs, son!"

Minglu raised his head again, and the God of Wealth also ate hamburgers and ate the ground is fragrant.

Wait a minute.

The point is, God of Wealth, why do you like to eat this kind of fast food?

Too, so down-to-earth!

The God of Wealth bit off most of the hamburger in three or two bites, stroked his beard and said, "Some of the foreigners' things are still good!" When you are usually busy at work, such as the fifth day of the Lunar New Year every year, you don't have to rush. Recently, the haze is big, and I often can't find the way, so I buy a pile of fried chicken thighs and take them to eat on the road, which is convenient and delicious quickly, this trick is still learned from the bull head and horse noodles, they usually catch the souls everywhere, work overtime, but they are very busy, and they don't have time to eat and rest, so they are looking for KFC and M Ji that are open 24 hours a day. ”

Minglu: Embarrassment.

When I think of the bull-headed and horse-faced brother who catches the souls of the dead on weekdays, he leads the souls back to the underworld with chains, while eating spicy chicken wings in his mouth, and holding a paper bag in his hand, which may also contain McSpicy burgers and corn cups, which are sour......

It is believed that the souls of the deceased who have been snatched away in the new century must have been reshaped after their deaths, because they will be discovered as soon as they die.

Niu Tou Ma Noodles actually ate KFC when he went to work!

Forget it, they not only ate but also complained: "Ma noodles, KFC's new red bean pie is so unpalatable, eh, I bought it wrong, next time I will buy M Ji's taro pie, the black and white pie is also good." ”

"Well, the hell knows that KFC has been working on it recently, and the new products are unpalatable."

Ghost: I don't know about qaq

Be considerate of the poor ghost you have seduced......

He couldn't eat anymore.

When he thought about it with embarrassment, the God of Wealth continued to summarize: "Actually, this is in our place, this is also popular, and I will give some to the old man when I go back." ”

Minglu blinked in surprise: "You still know Yue Lao!" ”

The God of Wealth smiled smugly: "Girl, our circle is not big, there are so many names on the immortal spectrum, who doesn't know whom?" I often get together with Yue Lao and Zaojun to ponder new things in the mortal world. ”

"Oooo Minglu nodded like pounded garlic, obviously looking like opening the door to a new world.

The God of Wealth seemed to have finally found someone who could listen to him, and he gushed endlessly: "Eh, girl, you don't know, although I am the God of Wealth, I also envy that guy from the stove." Whatever good food is offered to him by mortals, sweet and sour pork ribs, pancakes and fruits, hot and sour noodles with fat intestines, Hawaiian pizza...... Tut-tut, I went to the stove to visit the door again, ate once, and was shocked! As a result, this guy is in the blessing and doesn't know the blessing and complains to me that he can't finish it at all, do you say this makes me hate it? ”

"Whew!" Uncle Black Tiger, who had just finished eating a pair of spicy chicken wings, brought the fluffy meat pad to his mouth, licked it, turned his head and swallowed his saliva, "Stove Jun, the offering, it's delicious." ”

Minglu nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "God of Wealth, I understand, I understand, E is wealth, but also meat, I understand you." ”

But Rong Minglu spit out.

Mortals, do you think that Stove-kun is a foodie?

Don't always offer strange food to the stove, okay?

The God of Wealth needs you!

"God of Wealth, I have you at home, next time there is anything delicious, I will get a copy to offer to you!" Minglu made a vow decisively, and the words of determination spoken before God must be recorded, constrained, and must be practiced. But the thighs of the God of Wealth, such a good opportunity is in front of you, and now it's not the time to hold it.

As soon as the God of Wealth heard this, his eyes turned into crescent moons, and he looked at Ming Lumei's smashed eyes as if to say: Mortal, you are a good baby! ≧▽≦

Uncle Black Tiger still had a serious face, and rubbed Ming Lumei's smashed thigh with his paws.

After hugging her thighs, Minglu has the right to speak, in fact, she is also a mortal with "schemes" - about how to break into the circle of immortals.

"God of Wealth, can I ask you something?" Seeing that the God of Wealth had finished eating the hamburger, Minglu took the initiative to hand over the New Orleans roast wings.

"Ask!"

"Do you know Lord Yama?"

"Old acquaintances!" The God of Wealth replied casually, "What are you asking about, do you have something to do with Hades?" I know all the ten halls of Yama, and the one I know most is the king of Yama. ”

"It's something. But this is a long story, I have a software app project in hand, which happens to be related to the prefecture. Especially in terms of setting up network communications, it is planned that all Ah Piao's friends can go online, Taobao and play games, and they can also earn ingots and merits for themselves through the guò network part-time job, such as writing online articles, eating and broadcasting talk shows, etc., so as to reduce the crime rate of Ah Piao. Contribute to the harmonious society of the netherworld and the friendly coexistence between people and Ah Piao, but this matter has to be approved by the king of Hades first, and I can't touch the black and white impermanence......"

The more Ming Lu talked about it, the more he felt that there was a large amount of labor in the netherworld that had no value at all, completely unexplored, and endlessly circulated

The cost is low!

The profits are high!

Minglu seems to have seen a bright future, and she is about to become the first person to eat crabs.

"Hey, you mean to let the ghosts live a life similar to that of the Yang Realm?"

"Let's live online......"

"It's about making their lives more convenient. Last time I went through a questionnaire, I found that most of the ghosts find life very boring, and there are no entertainment facilities in the underworld, they either play with themselves, or they go to tease humans, and often scare humans. If all Piao had something to do, they wouldn't always be looking for trouble with humans. ”

The God of Wealth pondered for a while and nodded: "Although it is unheard of, if this thing is done well, it is also a great merit." APP I know that when I go to visit mortals, I often see them swiping their phones in front of my idols. Some of them even downloaded my photos on their phones, and then put them on the desk to worship, and when I saw them for the first time, they almost didn't scare me......_(┐e:)_"

Child, what are you worshipping, ipad version genuine God of Wealth photo?

The God of Wealth said that he doesn't know you mortals very well.

"But, girl, this app is ready, can we immortals use it?" The God of Wealth is about to move, he has already heard that Minglu's project is a big plan to benefit the netherworld, if Heavenly Court can also participate in it, their immortals will also have benefits in the future.

They want to go online, too!

They also want to swipe Weibo to peep at mortals!

I have long heard that the koi king has opened a Weibo in the mortal world, but I didn't expect that the fire, not only did the worship increase several times overnight, but even when he walked in the heavenly court with him, he was blingbling and shining with the light of faith, but he could envy these declining gods, good boy, don't you just rely on your own koi brother who has cultivated to adulthood.

The God of Wealth thinks that if he can also surf the Internet, he will be more popular than the Koi King, after all, in this era of the gradual decline of immortals, he is still quite popular.

The God of Wealth feels more and more that he must let Heavenly Court also participate in the girl's plan!

"God of Wealth, don't worry, once this network is set up, Heavenly Court can also receive it, and then you can get a server on your side. However, you will have to help with the approval. "Being able to pull a few tall and mighty immortals, as a mortal, Minglu also feels very honored, and he can't ask for it.

At first, Ming Lu didn't think of Heavenly Court, after all, the immortals were still too far away from himself as a mortal. Now, with this opportunity, Minglu also accepts it calmly, and the erection techniques of the underworld and the heavenly court are actually not much different, and the methods are all common.

"No problem!" The God of Wealth waved his hand and took care of the approval.

"Actually, we also have people in Heavenly Court who can access the Internet, but they all have to go to the mortal Internet café to surf the Internet, there is no way, Heavenly Court doesn't even have wifi. For example, Yue Lao is also a senior netizen of ours, but he doesn't play games, he specializes in reading romance novels on the Internet, and it is said that he is still a local tyrant reader, and he often blows up deep-water torpedoes. ”

"When I first found out, I kept thinking, what to do with throwing torpedoes, don't you just throw some Taishang Laojun's elixir."

"Mortals are so weak, they won't be able to see it soon after the torpedo explodes!"

Later, of course, it was the God of Wealth who found out that this torpedo was not the other torpedo, and in this regard, the God of Wealth said, your human hobby is really strange.

Minglu grasped the important information.

Why is the red line always so bloody?

It must be that I have read too many romance novels in the old month, hey!

When reading the abuse text, I lead the dog's blood red line.

When I read the sweet text, I will give you a god-sent good fate, goodjob!

Ahem......

Not this one.

Knowing that Yue Lao and his old man love to read novels, Minglu feels that there should be articles to do, as a local tyrant reader, Yue Lao's popularity on the Internet must be very high on weekdays.

It just so happens that in the revealed underground network empire plan, the sub-projects that are gradually being carried out are as follows-

Original online websites, live talk shows, original video barrage websites, recipe life apps, special purchasing services for the underworld, as well as special editions of the underworld/heavenly court/mortal navigation electronic map, etc., as well as a number of sub-projects that are still in the pipeline.

As the God of Wealth thought, it was indeed a big plan.

If you do it well, you will have a merit.

That's right!

First of all, it is necessary to have a large-screen mobile phone.

Again, this is a technical dilemma......

Fortunately, the books left by the predecessors have explained in detail how to solve this problem.

"God of Wealth, then how can I contact you then?"

"Contact me, eh, it's not as convenient as you humans to contact, but your family has an offering to me, and I can sense it when I worship, so I will naturally go to your house to find you." The God of Wealth stroked his beard and said.

Minglu nodded, although this method is not convenient, but in the current situation, there is only this way.

Uncle Black Tiger was already silently holding the whole family bucket, eating it with a sigh, licking his meat claws sticking to the fried chicken puff pastry from time to time. Since the whole family bucket for takeaway was swept away by Uncle Black Tiger, Minglu had to buy a large portion and let the God of Wealth take it back for supper, including the old man's share.

Although there is a lot of haze today, the God of Wealth still sticks to his post, so many mortals are waiting to take him into the door, and if he doesn't go, he can't go.

Carrying the KFC family bucket, the mighty God of Wealth and the mighty Black Tiger gradually disappeared into the vast night and went to the next house to worship them.

Suddenly, I felt a little moved.

_(:3∠)_

And at this time......

Deep in the Underworld.

King Yama was looking happy as he sensed the call of mortals from all directions.

What's it called?

What's it called?

You are all living people calling me for something, and the king of Yama doesn't care about the good of your living people.

I know that you mortal face blindness is strict, and mortal painters are even more face blind, why do you have nothing to do to paint my Yama King so similar to that guy from the God of Wealth, and I am already very kind and not dark, okay? Why do mortals think that my Yama King is fierce, and should be painted in a black appearance, surrounded by Ah Piao.

I don't want to go to work at all on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, okay? You pick up the God of Wealth and pick up the God of Wealth, on the ipad up and down my photo to worship what, on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, please Hades, bear child, do you want to die once to try?

King Yama was tired.

It's all that damn Baidu, throwing its photo into the search keyword of the God of Wealth. This is good, this year, mortals are searching for photos of the God of Wealth on the Internet, I don't know which bear child posted his photo, and directly transmitted it to the circle of friends, one to ten, ten to hundred, and the king of Hades was worshiped as the God of Wealth on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.

However......

The God of Wealth said.

Mortals, I can't even recognize it, so let you Taobao chop your hands this year!