Chapter 58: The Phantom Gate
Zhou Han likes to eat peanuts when he drinks alcohol, the alcohol is very rushed, the peanuts chew the mouth has a strong fragrance that can be pressed wine, people's tastes are different, and the preference for raw and cooked Cheng dรน is different, in fact, the best time to eat peanuts is when they are fried to half-baked, so that there are both the freshness and softness of peanuts and the crispiness of cooked peanuts. But the disadvantage is that it can't be put for a long time, it is easy to peel and unpalatable after a long time, so generally fried peanuts at home must be cooked, and one of the dishes he made today is fried peanuts.
"Fuctuary, you can pour in peanuts." has not fried peanuts, of course Zhou Han needs someone to guide, under the guidance of Xia Yuluo, Zhou Han first poured some oil into the pot.
"Yuluo, so little, one person can't share much, why don't I get some peanuts?" Holding a plate of peanuts and rice into the pot, Zhou Han looked at it and said.
"It's a lot, it's enough to eat, hurry up and stir-fry with a shovel, turn down the fire, the fire can't be too big, the fire will fry the peanuts." Xia Yuluo shook his head and chuckled.
"Okay!" Zhou Han took a shovel and stir-fried slowly, and when he thought of the golden fried peanuts, the tempting aroma seemed to be wafting in front of him, and Zhou Han's eyes stared intently at the pot.
"Keep your hands up and keep your body away from the pot so you don't get burned." Xia Yuluo reminded.
After a short while, I heard the peanuts crackling in the pot like firecrackers, and the color of the peanuts changed from light red to deep red.
"Yes, yes, it smells so good!" There was a strong smell of peanuts in the air, and Jia Liang, who was chatting in the living room, squeezed into the kitchen, watched Zhou Han focus on stir-frying peanuts and said with a smile.
"It's really fragrant!" Until the crackling sound became smaller, Zhou Han glanced at a few people who couldn't help drooling just after they came in, secretly stretched out his hand, quickly grabbed a few, blew, and poured it back and forth between his hands, so that it would be cold after a while, and if he was unlucky, he grabbed a hot, grinning, rough and gray hand suddenly burned red, endured the pain and turned his back, couldn't wait to stuff it into his mouth, chewed gently, and smiled with satisfaction.
"It's almost, it's a little skinny, let it cool, it's fine." Xia Yuluo took the shovel that Zhou Han had just put down and scooped out a shovel from the pot, and he didn't care about it, so he stretched out his little hand and quickly picked up a peanut and put it in his mouth and tasted it.
"Look, it's red! What are you doing in such a hurry, there are a lot of fried peanuts today. Zhou Han looked at Xia Yuluo's hot red fingers and said.
"Fuchiko, you see it's okay." Xia Yuluo shook his hands, blew it, and spread it out.
"It's okay, it's too late." Zhou Han grabbed Xia Yuluo's little hand and went to rinse the cold water, and then pretended to be angry and said.
"Fuko, quickly turn off the fire, fry for a while, the oil temperature in the pot is very high, if you don't fry it, the peanuts will be mushy, and if the peanuts are pasted, it will be bitter and astringent, then it will be a bad thing." Xia Yuluo hurriedly said.
"Oh, okay." Zhou Han hurriedly turned off the fire, fried for a while, and then, degreased the peanuts, put them on a plate, sprinkled a small amount of salt, and the peanuts were fried like this.
"Come, come, Yuluo, open your mouth." Zhou Han took a pair of chopsticks, picked up a freshly fried peanut and sent it to Xia Yuluo's mouth.
"If you don't eat it, if you don't eat it, you will get bubbly on your mouth if you eat too many peanuts, I won't eat it, okay." Xia Yuluo waved his hand and said.
"Good!" Zhou Hanweng said loudly, still chewing the peanuts in his mouth. Yes, Zhou Han threw the peanuts into his mouth, and was going to feed Xia Yuluo's peanuts, but now he ate them. Eating fragrant peanuts, Zhou Han was secretly happy in his heart, because he suddenly remembered a riddle:
A hemp room, a red quilt, and a "white fat man" sleeps in it.
watched this time the "white fat man" turned into a "red fat man".
And this "red fat man" is about to "sleep" in my mouth.
"Don't be afraid of the fire, just drink more water." Zhou Han said, from picking up the water scoop, he took a scoop of tap water and was about to drink it.
"Fuzi, if you can't lift your pants, no one will feel distressed!" Xia Yuluo hurriedly said.
"Hehe, I'm not thirsty," Zhou Hanyuan put down the scoop of water in a sneering manner.
"If you are thirsty, you can't drink cold water." Xia Yuluo said.
"I'll pour you hot water." Xia Yuluo got up and said.
"Yuluo, no, no, I'll do it myself." Zhou Han immediately waved his hand.
"You guys!" Jia Liang, who couldn't stand it next to him, shook his head and chuckled.
"Fuzi, I want it too" Ren Jian, who was coaxing, joked with a hippie smile.
"Big head, get out of the way!" Zhou Han glared at Ren Jian and scolded with a smile. Directly picked up a plate of peanuts that had just come out of the pot and walked out, put it on the table for everyone to taste.
"Brothers and sisters, it's time to eat, come, come, come, try my fried peanuts first." Putting down the peanuts in his hand, Zhou Han clapped his hands and greeted.
"It's finally time to eat!" Hearing Zhou Han's words, Tang Wei suddenly stood up from the sofa in the living room and said, the meal had already been prepared, no, in order to wait for Zhou Han's last dish, fried peanuts, he was stunned to postpone until now, and it was almost noon.
"Let's eat!" As today's owner, Jia Liang said.
I finally got a table, and the food that looked like a little bit of food, the reason why it looked like a little bit was because there were more than a dozen dishes on the table, and it didn't look like a stump from a distance. But if you take a closer look, you will find that except for a few dishes or two, the other dishes don't look very good, and the only two dishes that look good are Tang Wei and Liu Zijian.
"That's how you cook?" Zhou Han glanced at Jia Liang and said.
"It's not very good-looking, but it's guaranteed to be cooked, and you won't eat it badly." Jia Liang smiled a little embarrassedly, rubbed his hands and said, when it comes to cooking, he is never good at it, and today is the first time that a big girl has been in a sedan chair.
"With your cooking skills, you're embarrassed to cook your own meals." Tang Wei next to him pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
"Now that the meal is ready, let's eat." Zhou Han said with a smile.
"Otherwise, let's take down the dishes I made first, so as not to affect everyone's appetite." Ren Jian's face flushed slightly as he spoke, and he also made a dish of stir-fried meat with potatoes, but in the end, it was a black mass, and it was not easy to distinguish between meat and potatoes.
"Big head, I see that the dishes made by Maozi are not much better than yours." Zhou Han shook his head and said.
"If you withdraw the dishes according to your standards, there won't be a few dishes left on this table." Jia Liang can't let them lose it like this anymore, his face is not as good as Ren Jian, and if they continue to talk like this, he may blush.
"The meals are ready, everyone has been busy for a long time today, and they are all hungry, so let's eat." Jia Liang didn't say this, a group of people didn't think it, but now when they heard him say this, the hunger immediately became strong, and the hunger coupled with the fact that there were also dishes they made on the table, the appetite was naturally not bad.
Five men plus five girlfriends, as well as the new Liu Zijian, eleven people sat at the dinner table excitedly, Jia Liang was very service-oriented and served the five girls first, he didn't do a good job today, so he had to make up for it with attitude. However, his attitude couldn't add to the taste of the dishes he cooked, so soon, Jia Liang began to hear criticism again.
"This sour and hot cabbage is overcooked." Tang Wei ate a chopsticks and fried cabbage, frowned and said.
"I'll just fry it for a while." Jia Liang hurriedly explained.
"Shh After listening to Jia Liang's explanation, Tang Wei immediately scoffed, although he didn't say anything, but the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
"I think you're cooking for the first time, so use us as guinea pigs." Tang Wei was much more direct and said directly.
"It's not that exaggerated, it's just that the dish is overcooked, and if you try other dishes, it should be better than this one." Jia Liang smiled bitterly.
Two minutes later, all the dishes Jia Liang cooked, regardless of meat and vegetarian, were shot to death one by one by the tasting group.
"Maozi, in fact, I really want to say two good words, but my tongue doesn't agree!" Even Jia Liang's girlfriend Yang Zilin said with a little apology.
"Then let's eat, this meal should taste good." Jia Liang said with a wry smile on his face, there are two main things that people's mouths share, one is to speak, and the other is to eat. Jia Liang naturally couldn't cover their mouths, and the only way to make people stop talking was to let them eat.
"Shameless!" The people at the table glanced at Jia Liang almost at the same time.
"I still cooked this rice." Yang Zilin said.
"I tasted the dishes you made just now, and the dishes we made a few of us haven't started eating yet." Seeing that Jia Liang scratched his head and stopped talking, Yang Zilin hurriedly cleared the siege.
The five dishes made by the five daughters are Zhou Han's girlfriend Xia Yuluo's stir-fried pork with green peppers, Jia Liang's girlfriend Yang Zilin's mapo tofu, Ren Jian's girlfriend Chen Xiaolin's scrambled eggs with tomatoes, Tang Wei's girlfriend Li Ruonan's sour and hot shredded potatoes, and Tang Wei's girlfriend Zhang Jingyi's braised fish pieces.
This Zhang Jingyi is not the same name and surname, it is Zhou Han's sister-in-law, Jia Liang's ex-girlfriend, she got mixed up in the end, she hadn't arrived when Zhou Han came, and then she came, Zhou Han and the others couldn't say anything, anyway, there was a good show to watch today's meal.
"Then let's start with Jingyi's dishes." Yang Zilin said.
"Otherwise, don't taste my food, it won't taste good." Zhang Jingyi's expression immediately became nervous and said.
"No matter how unpalatable it is, can you eat it worse than he made it?" Yang Zilin glanced at Jia Liang with the afterglow of her eyes, and after speaking, she first took a pair of chopsticks, put them in her mouth, and chewed twice, her brows furrowed slightly, and then she chewed a few times quickly, and then swallowed her stomach.
"It tastes good, much better than what he made." Yang Zilin said.
"yes, then I'll try it too." Yang Zilin's expression also brought Zhang Jingyi some confidence.
"Jingyi, what else do you want to taste when you cook your own dishes?" Yang Zilin hurriedly stopped her and said.
"Hey, I said you, why don't you hurry up and eat more of Jingyi's cooking, so you can find the gap." Yang Zilin turned her head and said to Jia Liang
In this way, the five dishes were sandwiched into the bowls of Jia Liang, Zhou Han, Ren Jian, Tang Wei and Tang Wei by the five girls, including Liu Zijian. The six people were sent into their mouths almost at the same time, and then, the six people all showed different expressions on their faces, but these expressions had nothing to do with enjoyment, and the six people turned their heads before they spit out the food in their mouths, and after spitting out, they hurriedly drank water and rinsed their mouths.