Chapter 1072: Bad Mood

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Gu Yun tried his best to tighten his facial muscles and not smile too proudly.

"Schadenfreude?"

Bai Ko's malicious gaze swept over.

"Tell me the truth."

Gu Yun tore Bai Ko's hand off his face and kissed her fingers one by one, trying to make himself look sincere, not hungry and thirsty for a full meal.

If Bai Ko couldn't see the green light in Gu Yun's eyes, then she would be really blind, but she still withdrew her hand like a hard heart, and then pulled the flesh on Gu Yun's face with both hands and dragged it to both sides.

"Look at how fat you are, and what kind of bullshit beautiful men are still putting in front of me! Where is your beauty, you! ”

The word fat is Gu Yun's biggest death hole these days, not only Bai Ko said this, but his mother also disliked it, but he just didn't understand why it was easy to lose weight when he was fat.

"I've lost weight, my body size is really small, and I don't know why the flesh on my face can't go down." Gu Yun was pinched and screamed, and Bai Ko was really merciless.

"Then I don't care, the meat is eaten by yourself, and you have to solve it yourself."

"Accommodating?"

"Nope." Bai Ko is righteous and stern, and there is no room for bargaining.

"Why do you hate fat people so much? I won't believe the reason that the fat man is not in good health, you have to give me a convincing reason. ”

"Men don't live as long as women, so there are always more widows than widowers in this world, do you think so?"

"Recognition."

"Fat people are weak and short of breath, which seriously affects Yangshou, do you recognize it?"

"Recognition."

"Are you a man?"

"Of course I'm a man!"

"Are you fat?"

"I'm not fat enough to be weak and short of breath!"

"If you don't control your weight now, will you keep getting fat as you get older?"

"Possibly." Gu Yun began to feel a little weak.

"Do the sum of these three aspects make your already small Yang Shou go down?"

"As I talked, I'm facing a situation where I'm dying young?!"

"You're the prince of the imperial court, right?"

"Of course!" Gu Yun was very proud.

"Your young lady will also become a first-class lady registered in the imperial court, right?"

"Definitely!"

"So once you die young, your wife can only stay alone in the empty boudoir for the rest of her life and can't remarry, right?"

"What?!" Gu Yun's face changed greatly, "You still want to remarry?!" ”

"There must be a way out of everything!" Bai Ko patted Gu Yun's shoulder and said seriously, "Your wife is dead, you can marry a new lady, you are dead, but your widow can't remarry, do you think it's fair?" ”

"The wife registered in the court cannot remarry, this is the law!"

"Yes, it's the law, so don't step into the limits of this law." Bai Ko patted Gu Yun the shoulder three times, then slid off his knees, turned his head and smiled, "Understood?" ”

Gu Yun's face turned pale, he stood up suddenly, raised his legs and left.

When he arrived in the front yard, he met Gong Changji, who was walking towards the inner house, and was a little surprised to see Gu Yun's ugly face, so he stopped him.

"Yo, why is our champion unhappy?"

"In a hurry, go home and lose weight." Gu Yun's voice was hard.

"You've been talking from last year to this year."

Gu Yun's breath stagnated, and he glared at Gong Changji, "I don't have time to pay attention to you." ”

The palace chief scratched his head puzzled, and returned to the inner house to talk to his wife about this, and the couple were sure that this was stimulated by Bai Ko, but in order to lose weight, Gu Yun was stimulated more than once or twice, but today it seemed to be more stimulated, Ning Peilan agreed to ask Bai Ko.

Gu Yun, who returned home, took off his coat and went to the courtyard to practice boxing, with a fierce and vicious expression, the girls didn't dare to come forward to ask, and finally the girl from Jichengtang came over to invite the prince to go to Rongentang for dinner, Gu Yun went back to the bedroom to clean himself up, and then went to Jichengtang to meet his parents and younger brother.

Seeing that her eldest son's face was not good, Mrs. Gu couldn't help but make fun of him.

"What's going on? Why is our family's champion Lang unhappy? I heard that I was still practicing boxing just now? Is this trying to change careers? ”

"It's nothing, just move your body." Bai Ko's words were like lightning strikes in Gu Yun's ears, and he hadn't come back to his senses yet, but he finally knew the reason why Bai Ko hated fat people so much.

"Move your body at this time?"

"Oh, to lose weight."

"Oh, it turned out that I was stimulated by Bai Ko, but also, the speed at which you get fat is too scary, if you don't control it, it is estimated that you can be as fat as Gu Shuo."

"Then I'll die young."

"Alas, then the orphans and widows will be left alone, pitiful." Mrs. Gu pretended to wipe away her non-existent tears.

"Mother, I won the top prize in the exam today, can you say something nice? Don't hit me like a white cardamom! Gu Yun stomped his feet again and again.

"Last year, you were the first son of the capital, and now King Qing has taken your name, and my mother can't say a word? You are fat like this, you ate it one bite at a time, who is to blame? Isn't it your own fault? Speaking of this, Mrs. Gu's resentment was like substance, and Gu Yun was so frightened that she shrank a step.

"Mother, don't you like fat people too?!" Gu Yun keenly grasped a trace of enlightenment.

"Of course, otherwise how do you think your father's figure came from? His two younger brothers were fatter than him. Mrs. Gu was triumphant.

"But my dad doesn't seem to be eating less meat."

"Hmph, son, you are so old, my mother tells you the essence of life."

"What is it?"

"Men, it's just for use, it's the so-called daily necessities. Mother is lucky, your father is using it well, change to another woman with bad luck, put a bad man on the stall, that day will be bitter, life is long for decades, it is not easy to survive, it will make people die early, men turn their heads and marry another bride, they all say that there is a stepmother, there is a stepfather, and the child without his mother is pitiful. ”

"Mother, I think if Bai Ko can be your daughter-in-law, you two will definitely be the most harmonious mother-in-law."

"Look, look, that's what the hero sees. When are you going to lose weight and marry Bai Ko back? ”

"Difficult!" Gu Yun suddenly made a crying face, startling Mrs. Gu.

"You can't lose weight?"

"Bai Ko thinks it's better to marry a commoner, it's too much of a loss to marry me."

"Why?"

"The wife registered in the court can't remarry, if I die young, she will have to be widowed for the rest of her life, and she can't get it."

Mrs. Gu opened her mouth, was silent for a moment, and nodded slowly.

"Well, it is worthy of Mr. Bai, who sees the hidden danger of intermarriage between powerful and commoners at a glance. The court encouraged widows to remarry, but it did not include women who had obtained the imperial title, and it didn't matter if the powerful intermarried with each other, and it didn't matter if they were in the right household, and commoner women who married high would inevitably abide by the rules of their husband's family for the benefit of the family behind them. But Bai Ko is a female bachelor, she has only one person, no family depends on her to eat, she has a car, a house and money, she does not rely on others to support, she can maximize a person's selfishness, everything is based on her own interests, this selfishness is really enviable. Mrs. Gu's eyes lit up.

"Mother, are you still envious?!"

"Isn't she worthy of envy for her selfishness and not harming the interests of others?"

"Mother, do you still want to think about your daughter-in-law?"

"Then it depends on how determined you are to marry someone." Mrs. Gu smiled kindly.

"Who is my son going to marry?" Master Gu and Gu Chen came into the house together, just in time to hear the last half of the sentence.

"It's still the same old thing, Bai Ko thinks he is fat and refuses to marry, and the two have a breakdown again."

"Oh, let's have dinner first, the old lady is ready."

Master Gu didn't take this to heart at all, patted his youngest son's head, and the father and son turned around and went out.

"Chen'er, learn from your brother's lesson, don't be fat like him, otherwise your daughter-in-law won't be able to marry."

"Yes, Daddy, I remember."

Gu Chen turned his face and gave his brother a sympathetic glance.

Gu Yun's mood was even worse.

It's just terrible. End of chapter - >