At the beginning of the new year, everything is renewed.

And then there is no then, and it's not to write Spring Festival couplets, just do what you have to do, and the ghost guy in Fanbang is not the Spring Festival.

"Mr. Lin Dong, do you feel anything uncomfortable today?"

Lin Dong really wanted to answer that he was uncomfortable, it was uncomfortable enough to squat in the hospital on the first day of the new year, and the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was a bad old man from a foreign country, and he immediately had hundreds of millions of psychological injuries.

"I didn't feel anything unwell, can I be discharged from the hospital now?"

“no，no，no！ Brain injuries must be treated with caution and observed for a few more days; In addition, your muscle condition will also need to be treated to restore the previous level. ”

"If it's the same as yesterday, what else is there besides?" Lin Dong asked coldly, he was woken up early in the morning, and if he could have a good temper, it would not be Lin Dong.

"I just wanted to ask you how you feel."

"Ask me? Are you a doctor or am I a doctor? ”

This is the end of the meaningless early morning conversation, which is not embarrassing, not embarrassing. Different concepts, different ways of doing things; It's completely like a chicken talking to a duck, and you can't communicate. Lin Dong felt that he was very stupid, and he actually tried to talk to the upright ghost guy about the world, which was really sick.

The world is so big, I just want to go home. Where is home? Where there is a family, there is home.

Lin Dong left a note and slipped out of the hospital to go to the airport, if he didn't reunite with his mother on the first day of the new year, it would be too much to say. Fortunately, on the day of the accident, the purchase of military supplies was a credit card, and now there are still some tickets in the wallet that can last for a while.

……

Some people want to go home for the New Year, and naturally some people want to leave home to avoid the New Year. The "married" Han Jiaren is a member of this New Year's army, although it is not the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt who ask when they will get married, but it is even more annoying to ask when they will have a baby.

Especially after announcing to the outside world a few months ago that it was difficult to conceive after a miscarriage, what Han Jiaren was most afraid of was that relatives and friends would ask questions about the next generation. I don't even have a functioning man, where can I get a doll out!

Avoiding the New Year is a helpless but most effective way. Place? Naturally, it is Jeju Island, which is far away from the mainland of Korea. As a public figure, who dares to say nothing about such a meaningful charity activity as visiting the lonely and widowed elderly who are still in the hospital on the first day of the Lunar New Year?

Such a reasonable excuse to avoid the New Year. Han Jiaren xi, you are so smart! ”

boarded the to escape from Seoul, Han Jiaren was in a pretty good mood, and even took a little pride in his IQ. Until a tall, thin man sat down next to him.

Tsundere Pretty Woman becomes Ostrich Pretty in seconds. Shrinking his body into the seat, he didn't dare to gasp. Don't see me!

Lin Dong not only saw it, but also smelled the smell of body fragrance or perfume. Smelling a fragrance and knowing a woman is not nonsense. Although the human nose is not as exaggerated as the dog's nose, the nerve endings are also very developed, and the smell can naturally cause deep memories to the brain.

Lin Dong sat calmly in his place, looking through the newspapers and magazines brought by his seat as if no one was around; But I didn't read a word to enter. Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in my heart, and the woman is a strange creature, and she disappears when she wants it; When you don't want to see it, it suddenly appears.

The enemy doesn't move, I don't move, and the strange men and women who have had a weird nightclub for the first time but don't know each other are so unembarrassed to maintain the status quo and pretend to be strangers to each other. Fortunately, it only takes 50 minutes from Seoul to Jeju Island, otherwise the two of them would have had cramps.

As soon as the plane stopped, Lin Dong hurriedly got up to escape. Just in a coma for a few months. The muscles were a little uncoordinated, and the legs were numb to the point of being unstable on their feet after sitting upright for 50 minutes.

With a "clang", Lin Dong fell to the woman's seat; Perhaps due to the innate passive color embryo attributes, the salty pig hand is still impartially pressed in places that should not be touched.

Finished!

Multiply by two, the hearts of wonderful men and women are all rushing. How does it end?

After staying for a few seconds, and touching the salty pig hand for a few seconds, Lin Dong said very routinely: "I'm sorry!" ”

The other party also replied routinely: "It's okay! ”

Is that okay when nothing happened? It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, it's embarrassing for men and women to believe it anyway. Lin Dong hurriedly fled and staggered away.

Looking at the figure of the man fleeing in embarrassment. Han Jiaren finally breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed her chest, and unconsciously remembered that night when she took the initiative to meet openly, and suddenly her face was a little red. Is your charm so bad? Isn't the other party impressed at all? But why is it so frivolous to press where people are?

A litany of mental activities. Emotionally entangled, Han Jiaren deserves to be a well-known actor, so she thinks too much.

……

Hurriedly escaped from the airport, Lin Dong was stunned, is this still Jeju Island, South Korea? Why is the street full of jubilant red dangdang, and there are even Chinese character couplets. Don't you like to play white during the Chinese New Year? All the money is in white packets.

Could it be that when I traveled through time and space on the plane to a parallel space, could we China destroy the kimchi country and unify the whole universe?

"Sir, do you need to charter a car? It's not three or four thousand, it's not one or two thousand, 998, just 998. Take home all the attractions of Jeju Island! Go wherever you want, play as much as you want. ”

A familiar and unfamiliar kimchi-style Mandarin brings Lin Dong back to the real world. There are no one, two, three, or four tones in Korean, so there is basically only one tone in Mandarin. The advertising words are very familiar, but the tone that comes out is quite strange, and Lin Dong can know the identity of the other party as soon as he hears it.

"Isn't it usually only four or five hundred yuan to charter a car? Why double today. In order to avoid the sin of his ears, Lin Dong still spoke Korean.

"Huh! Spring Festival, Spring Festival, do you understand? All chartered buses are at this price these days, do you want to charter a car? ”

"I'm only taking a one-way taxi to Halla Hospital, hey, where are you going......"

Then there was no then, Lin Dong asked the sky speechlessly, wealth is moving, and sticks are no exception, how good you are usually fake, and you still raise prices to rip off customers during the New Year. It's just that there are many Chinese, and the Spring Festival and New Year tourism can make Jeju Island the most prosperous tourist season of the year.

Brother Dong is now in negative equity, and he can't be proud. I had to turn left and right, and it took me a few times to get to Halla Hospital, which was actually more expensive than a taxi!

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Pushing open the door of the ward, there was a scene inside that made Lin Dong angry. Han Jiaren was bending down to press her thighs for Mother Lin, although the technique was a little inadequate, but there was no problem. It's just that in the other direction, there is a photographer holding a camera "Click! Click! "If you don't stop taking pictures, it's unforgivable.

Lin Dong didn't think about anything, didn't say anything, rushed over and grabbed the camera and fell to pieces. Add a few more kicks to make the camera completely shattered.

"What are you doing, are you sick?!" The person who took the photo scolded angrily and pushed Lin Dong at the same time.

Then there was no more, the furious Lin Dong grabbed the other party's neck with one hand, and then lifted him into the air like a chicken; It made the photographer's face congested and his breath was difficult.

"If you don't want to die, get out of here. If I see you taking pictures again, I'll kill you! ”

The photographer who had regained his freedom hurriedly escaped from the ward, presumably to move the rescuers.

Lin Dong didn't bother to care about him, and scolded Han Jiaren angrily: "You also give me a fuck!" ”

Han Jia was at a loss, not knowing what she had done wrong. I had to stay where I was.

"Can't understand people? Get lost! ”

The woman also left in tears, doing the wrong thing in the wrong place and at the wrong time!

It is not possible to take pictures of seriously ill hospitalized patients, which is an absolute taboo in the photography world. Because that means a posthumous photo, it means the last side of the world.

Whether others believe it or not, Lin Dong believes it anyway. Everything about the mother can not be joked.

"Mom, Happy New Year! The doctor said that I have similar symptoms as yours, I can wake up, and you can wake up. I know you're sure you can hear that, right? We now have our own home. A four-room duplex mansion, I'm also a small boss......"

I haven't come to see my mother for several months, and when it comes to the Spring Festival, Lin Dong keeps talking, whether his mother can hear it or not, at least he said it himself.

"Knock knock!" The knock on the door interrupted Lin Dong's filial piety.

Without consent, the crowd outside rushed in, so why knock on the door? Take off your pants and fart, is it too much?

The photographer who played the role of the victim invited two or three middle-aged people in white coats, who were supposed to be hospital administrators; Behind him were four men in uniforms with big shoulders and thick waists. Presumably security personnel; Hiding at the back of the crowd were Han Jia and two nurse girls.

The lineup is quite prosperous and very reliable. But they were greeted by a bench, and a "bang" smashed on their path.

"Get out!" Lin Dong was completely ruthless, regardless of whether he was one or ten. What should be smashed still has to be smashed.

Momentum can only be understood and cannot be spoken, but it is real, and a large group of people were suppressed by Lin Dong's momentum like this, and they actually withdrew from the ward very spinelessly.

Lin Dong helped his mother tidy up the quilt before walking out of the ward slowly. Moved his hands and feet, and there was a popping sound like a bean. "If you have something to say, you have nothing to do."

The "victim" photographer swallowed his saliva, didn't dare to make a sound, and pushed a middle-aged man who looked like a doctor next to him.

"I'm Director Choi of Halla Hospital. This gentleman, you smashed the photographer's camera, and you need to apologize and pay compensation. "The middle-aged man is also a little timid, but his duty is to play.

"You don't know me?" Lin Dong answered the question, reversing the little prince is by no means a wasted person.

The middle-aged Director Cui was stunned, how could so many people come and go every day to remember you.

The little nurse next to her was quite eye-catching, and immediately leaned next to Director Cui to report in a low voice, "This is the patient's son, Mr. Lin Dong, who hasn't come for several months after paying the fee in advance for a year." ”

Director Cui secretly complained in his heart, he thought it was a lonely old man with no family, so he arranged a charity event, "Mr. Lin, you haven't been here for a few months, so we ......"

"If you haven't been here for a few months, you can just go in and harass my mother?" Lin Dong didn't mean to listen to the other party's explanation at all.

"No, it's not harassment, we're just doing a charity campaign......"

Lin Dong raised his hand and frightened everyone into taking two steps back, but Brother Dong just stretched out a finger, "Do you have my permission?" ”

Director Cui had no choice but to shake his head.

Lin Dong raised another finger, "Does the hospital have the right to use the patient's portrait right?" ”

Director Cui was speechless and shook his head again in denial.

"Why are you taking pictures of my mother, just because she's unconscious, can you let you fiddle with it at will?!" Saying that, Lin Dong is really a little angry, what he sees is already like this, what hasn't he seen?

"We'll mosaic the patient." Director Cui weakly argued.

"Mosaic, hehe, mosaic. Then there is no need to say any more. Wait to receive my lawyer's letter, get out of here now, and if you dare to harass me again, I don't mind beating people. ”

Director Cui is also on fire at this time, lawyer's letter? The hospital has too many legal disputes every year to count, and has long been familiar with various handling methods, will you be afraid of your lawyer's letter, "Then do you have business as usual, do you have evidence that we harassed patients?" ”

Lin Dong didn't speak, just looked coldly at Han Jiaren who was hiding behind the crowd, wondering what the only person and witness would do.

(To be continued.) )