Following the suspected advertorial of "Inspirational Teaching Assistants Change the Life of Scumbags", some netizens appeared one after another, saying that they happened to have the same experience, and the PO master's article resonated greatly.

Users of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-year Simulation" said:

"Since the completion of this set of five or three gift packages, the whole person has completed the soul purification, the upgrade of the knowledge system in the brain, and has gone through vicissitudes, and the body and mind are invigorated (real, experience, five-year college entrance examination, three-year simulation...... One day to do the question, a hundred years in the world, after five or three thousand tempers, I have completely evolved into a scholar who grew up on the shoulders of giants, and the sea of learning is endless. ”

Some netizens said that since he finished doing the teaching aids sent by the official, he has fallen in love with learning, and he is uncomfortable without doing questions for a day, and he fights ♂ until dawn every night. The teachers and classmates at the school were all frightened by his hard work, so that the whole class began to do the exercises diligently, because when they saw the students around them who worked so hard, they felt more deeply that they were not working hard, were not energetic, and gave up on themselves......

They were then named the best class of the month.

The surprise came unexpectedly.

Most netizens said that since they got this set of teaching aids, their lives seem to have turned a new page, they feel the joy of learning, they are deeply fascinated by the charm of knowledge, and they have found the feeling of their first love after a long time......

And almost all of them have achieved very good results in recent exams.

They all have one thing in common: the official lottery for the teaching and auxiliary package.

The appearance of many netizens made other netizens who did not participate in the lottery and did not know the truth look confused.

"You, your company...... Have you changed careers to sell teaching aids? ”

"Damn, what kind of teaching assistant is so magical, give me a copy!"

"53 is such a company with such a long history, excellent products and such a successful brand building, and now it also writes advertorials? I don't believe it! ”

"Classmate, are we really doing the same "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-Year Simulation"?"

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When all netizens were puzzled, the official finally stood up and answered everyone's questions. It turns out that these teaching aids are not ordinary teaching aids, but the blessings that have been blessed by the light - they were blessed by Emperor Wenchang himself, but the effect of the other lights is far from the other.

In the lower left corner of the first page of each teaching aid, the treasure of Emperor Wenchang is printed as a special logo.

"Conversion of the Heart. Not arrogant. Wuzhen Qing Palace. Now the ninety-eight are hidden. Hundreds of millions of miracles. Feiluan is civilized. Ruyi saves the catastrophe to survive. Filial piety and benevolence. Merit lies in Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism. Don't be arrogant. Dedicated to the heavens, earth, and water officials. Merit is immeasurable. Welling ......"

It is said that reciting the prayers of Emperor Wenchang will have a helpful effect.

Of course, these are also auxiliary on the one hand, the key is still in oneself, oneself is not capable, how to talk about luck blessing?

After the blessing of Emperor Wenchang, these teaching aids have magical power, so that people can feel the fun of learning, have an open mind, have a clear mind, and get twice the result with half the effort, so that they can naturally achieve good results.

Netizens who once had nightmares about this gift were finally deeply impressed by the magic of the teaching assistant, and studied with all their hearts and minds, without complaining.

Netizens have said-wow!!

"Give me such a real prize, hey!"

"If time can be turned back, I only need a five-year college entrance examination three-year mock ...... that has been opened."

"I have been able to anticipate the new trend of the parent circle, as well as the emerging profiteering industry in the education industry - the opening of teaching assistants!"

"Is it too late to cry and cry for a set now? @官方@官方@官方"

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At this time, those netizens who won the lottery and got the Kaiguang teaching assistant smiled and watched, of course, the official had already considered that when the news was announced, it would definitely cause an uproar.

The education industry will never go out of style in any era.

What's more, they are still doing this, but the side has also driven the sales of these teaching aids, as if they have to say hello to others?

If you want to really sell,The official will never take the previous teaching aids with excellent effects to buy.,If you want to sell it.,The effect has to be discounted at least.,Discount of discount.,That's at least.。

The original product has the effect of superimposing memory bread, but if it is sold, it will not be there.

At most, we can help you cure procrastination.

People don't diverge their attention when they are teaching assistants, and they run to play with their mobile phones all at once, and they run to eat snacks all at once.

Under the clamor of everyone, the official finally released the news: Wenchang Dijun offline bookstore will be opened in the near future. The so-called offline bookstore will be located next to the local Wenchang Temple, such as the dilapidated place of the local Wenchang Temple, the official will fund the repair, or you can raise funds through guò, and the people who donate will receive free Wenchang Emperor Kaiguang Teaching Aids. In addition, the official is about to produce another new product - a special treatment of procrastination handbook (Wenchang Emperor Kaiguang Blessing Edition)

The official move is not to lead everyone to Wenchang Temple more and increase the incense of Wenchang Temple. After all, the thigh behind the official is also Emperor Wenchang, so naturally he has to think a little more about their backstage.

The gods are not easy, in today's era, most of them are in decline, not only lost the faith of the people, but also lost the awe of the people, the former is small, the latter is easy to lead to more problems.

The incense is prosperous, and Emperor Wenchang is happy, and the blessing of enlightenment is naturally more powerful.

For all of you who donate the temple, it is also a merit, and all in all, it is a win-win situation.

Now that the announcement has been issued, the action will also be on the agenda, starting with the big cities and gradually radiating to the cities below. For Minglu's company, there are not too many geographical traffic restrictions to do one thing.

After all, no matter how closed the traffic is, there is also A Piao, right?

For Ah Piao, who is drifting, it is not a problem to bend the narrow mountain road.

The Ah Piao who accepted this task sighed, why didn't they encounter such a good time when they were alive?

However, in this life, he has made merits for Emperor Wenchang, maybe he will be reincarnated in the next life, and he will be able to reincarnate a good fetus with a smart head.

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In addition to the scumbag counterattack incident, there was another incident that recently caused an uproar on the Internet, an actress who was in her 60s died unexpectedly in a car accident, and netizens were extremely sad and sighing.

This actress is a senior in the entertainment industry, has won a number of gold awards, beautiful and moving when she was young, but not just a vase, and rarely scandals, when she became popular, she retired bravely and went abroad for further study, it turned out that her choice was correct, after her comeback, she developed better, and became a representative of both talent and beauty in the entertainment industry. is also an evergreen tree in the entertainment industry, now that he is older, he is still elegant and moving, and has an excellent temperament.

This car accident was like a joke played by God to her, and everyone was caught off guard.

When Minglu saw this news on the Internet, he was also embarrassed.

How can you say that you are a good person?

However, at this age, it is also a hurdle, and it is difficult to say if you can't get by.

"Senior sister, you also read the news." Zheng Yihan sat over with a small bench and said.

"yes, eh, it's a good person, just left, it's a pity, I'm only in my sixties." Minglu sighed.

Zheng Yihan's expression became a little strange, pursed his lips and hesitated, poked out his little head and asked, "Senior sister, have you seen our APP?" ”

“APP？ What happened to our APP? "I was puzzled.

"Ahem." Zheng Yihan didn't know how to speak, and tried to consider the words, "You can see it at a glance, they are discussing it at this moment, well......"

Ming Lu glanced at him even more suspiciously, and Zheng Yihan quickly slipped away with a small bench.

Minglu slid away the phone and logged in to the special "about me" APP produced by them, they also have a section similar to Weibo, but the scope is the users of the entire prefecture, and there are also real-time headlines and hot spot displays.

In addition to paying attention to several civil servants in the prefecture, Minglu's number also pays attention to some of the company's Ah Piao employees, and Ah Piao, who are closer to her and have a better relationship.

After brushing and turning over a few pages of the prefecture version of Weibo, Ming's expression instantly became very exciting.

It's a good thing she hasn't drunk water now, otherwise she might have squirted out right now.

This gang of out-of-tune Ah Piao......

Compared to the mourning voices on the Internet.

The Ah Piao of the underworld also learned the news at the same time, the difference is that these Ah Piao were extremely excited and happy about the death of the queen, and they couldn't wait to celebrate with the underworld, waving the little red flag in their hands, playing the tambourine and singing, and lined up to welcome the queen to open the door to the new world and come to the world of the underworld-

"The goddess of the groove is dead! Should I cry or rejoice now?! ”

"We should be happy...... Why can't I cry and laugh, but I can't cry at all, hey. As soon as I thought that the goddess was coming to the underworld, I %#@&! ”

"I didn't expect to continue chasing stars after I died, I have no regrets!"

"The goddess is coming to the underworld soon! We must let the goddess see her strongest popularity in the underworld! Be sure to show the goddess the best spiritual outlook of the underworld, so that everyone can see that our goddess's fans, whether they are dead or alive, are the highest fans of Su zhì! ”

“…… I suddenly understood what it means to be a fan of a goddess in life and a fan of a goddess in death. ”

"Where are the cuties of the support club! I suggested that we should prepare a fanmeeting with a special face! ”

In fact, they do intend to do so.

The real-time hot topic has been brushed into #Movie queen is about to come to the underworld##影后后援会的同志们在哪里#

Exposed: ......

Sure enough, chasing stars everywhere you go.

Death will not give up.

This kind of perseverance is simply singable and tear-jerking.

It is said that someone has posted a Weibo in the mortal Weibo area to celebrate the death of the actress, and then was sprayed to death by all mortals. Its friends also said that they wanted to spray him to death, although we are very happy, but it's not good for you to base your happiness on other people's pain, you can see real people, and mortal fans who are still alive are miserable, so be more considerate and considerate of other people's feelings.

Of course, they still have fun in their hearts.

Minglu swept down all Weibo and almost died of embarrassment, this is the first time she has witnessed the treatment of celebrities in the underworld after her death.

That's it for the goddess and queen, if you come back later...... Ahem, a celebrity who is even more famous.

Isn't it time for you to worship?

Think about Einstein when he died, I wonder if there were friends in heaven who lined up to welcome him to heaven.

Thinking about it this way, I am suddenly glad that the entry and exit of the underworld is still very strict, otherwise those fans of foreign idols may have to apply for two outbound trips in three days.

"Boss, many employees are taking leave to go to ...... today"

The management of the company downstairs came up to report the current situation.

Minglu put down her phone and smiled: "Ahem, go chasing stars, yes, I can understand, then take a holiday, the website won't crash for a day, and then get an internal live broadcast." ”

Let those ordinary Ah Piao who didn't have time to squeeze into the army of the meeting also watch the excitement.

When the company's management heard this, they also smiled: "Well, okay! I'll call someone to do it right away! ”

"Hmm." Minglu himself also wants to join in the fun.

"Oh, yes, boss. There is already a representative of the support association on the prefectural side.,Submitted an application to the judge to hold a temporary prefectural fanmeeting.,After thinking about it, it's agreed.。 The little brother's tone was very excited.

Minglu raised his eyebrows and smiled: "If you need anything, just mention it to me." It's not easy for the prefecture to hold an event, so let's try to do it as well as possible. ”

The representative of the support club is not very old, after all, in the era of Queen Su Ying, there was no such word.

When I use it now, I always feel that the painting style is messy.

The word "underground" should be added in front. Imagine again, if the entertainment industry develops and takes shape in the underworld in the future, every notice will become - xxx movie star Difu fanmeeting will be held soon, location: next to the Nai He Bridge (the venue rented from Meng Po is very expensive!) I also fought with Meng Po for wine, and I was poured a lot of strange soup! I don't have amnesia yet! Date: Qingming Festival evening, and please enter the venue with tickets, ticket purchase channels: online payment through the APP or payment through guò special person ingots.

Exposed: ......

The strange brain hole closes quickly!

If this is the case, everyone's spare time life will definitely become richer and richer......

Empress Su Ying may still be going through the household registration procedures with the land lord now, and the procedures for entering the underground government are very troublesome. Therefore, the support club of the underworld still has time to prepare for this temporary welcome event, as well as the fanmeeting, and they are now in full swing, waiting for the arrival of Queen Su Ying with great expectations.

Be sure to let the goddess see that the life of the underworld is also very beautiful!

And at this time......

Queen Su Ying is still wandering in the mortal world, ignorant, and doesn't know where she has been.

In a daze, all she remembered was that her nanny car had collided with another car, and that she and her agent had both fainted, and then they didn't know anything.

When she opened her eyes again, she saw only a group of people gathered around her car, and she was fainting in the car, covered in blood, and her neck was cut by a sharp object, in which case it was almost impossible to survive.

No matter how much she shouted, he ignored her.

That's when she realized that she was dead.

Hey......

Wait, there are still souls when you're dead?!

Queen Su Ying looked down in surprise to see her current state - transparent.

But she couldn't go too far from her body, and neither could her agent. That's right, her agent also died with her, and they looked at each other, and they were able to see each other, and their eyes widened and they felt incredible.

"I, we're dead, right now?"

Rao is Su Yinghou has lived for more than 60 years and has rich experience, but she can't fully understand the current situation: she is dead, but she has a soul, her own consciousness, and even the soul of an agent who is also dead to accompany her.

She originally thought that when a person dies, he is dead, but the current situation... How to explain it?

"Like, yes......" The agent was also frightened and at a loss, he had never experienced such a thing.

"So what do we do now?" Queen Su Ying was extremely dazed.

The agent was stunned: "Wait for black and white impermanence to pick us up?" Probably going to the underworld. When he said this, the agent was not very sure, they were going to the underworld, what kind of place is the underworld, will it be terrible, after all, in film and television works, black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, hell in the underworld, are all synonymous with horror, never thought that they would really become ghosts after death.

The thought of this makes the agent's little heart pound.

The two followed the ambulance that had removed their bodies to the hospital.

Now, Queen Su Ying has no time to think about it, she died in a car accident in her sixties, compared to this, she is more worried about the unknown future, they who have become souls, where is their future destination, if there is no underworld, will they have to wander in the mortal world?

Fortunately......

They see black and white impermanence.

At the moment of seeing the familiar and unfamiliar figure, the two didn't know whether to say that they were lucky or unlucky, and the same thing was that both of them involuntarily widened their eyes, covered their mouths, and looked at the two in front of them in shock...... Person?

"Black, black and white impermanence?" The agent felt his soul tremble.

Black and white impermanence flashed from the darkness, and smiled at the two of them, as far as they were concerned, they were already smiling very kindly: "Good two, Queen Su Ying, Agent Chen." ”

Saying this, Hei Wuchang also stretched out his hand, wanting to shake hands with the two.

The two naturally didn't dare to refuse, and shook hands with black and white impermanence in a daze, but they were actually confused in their hearts.

Really, really, there is black and white impermanence!!

"You, you, you, hello."

"Today, tonight, the weather is nice tonight hahahaha." Agent Chen's smile was very dry.

Bai Wuchang smiled: "The weather tonight is indeed good, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is a good weather suitable for work, but it's not too early, we have to rush back to eat, so let's go with us first, there are still a lot of procedures for you to do." ”

"Huh?!"

Su Yinghou and Agent Chen couldn't understand Bai Wuchang's words, as if they were not the same as they imagined, and after looking carefully, they found that Bai Wuchang and Bai Wuchang were carrying several bags of takeaway bags in their hands, and the name of the restaurant was also printed on the outside of the bag: Don't bite and fry, Xinghualou, FamilyMart convenience store, Starbucks......

Agent Chen just wanted to open his mouth and say, you also eat these, I usually work all night to eat these.

After thinking about it, Agent Chen still didn't say anything.

I feel a little suspicious and embarrassed to hug my thighs when I say it.

These two are black and white impermanence and must not be offended!

Empress Su Ying also glanced there, and in an instant, her expression became very entangled.

Why is it not at all the same as the soul seduction scene she imagined?

Black and white impermanence also taught the two of them the tips of life after being ghosts: "Now you can walk with floating, you don't have to go, if you don't want to float, you can usually rub the bus or taxi, and the plane can also be." After you are buried, you will automatically get the automatic teleportation function, which can be automatically teleported from the underworld to the cemetery where you are located, and you can usually chat with other friends in the cemetery......"

"Uh-huh."

Empress Su Ying and Agent Chen were stunned for a moment along the way, but they just heard that black and white impermanence said that before they died, they should choose a cemetery to bury in the future. Buried with an old friend or something, you can have someone to talk to after death.

I feel that after becoming a ghost, I can know a lot of incredible truths that people don't know when they were a ghost.

"Later, I will take you to the place of household registration to find the local land and go through the formalities to prove that you have passed away and gone to the prefecture to be reincarnated. It's pretty much the same as your mortal formalities. Black and white impermanence explained.

"Uh-huh."

The two of them just nodded, looking at everything and feeling fresh, they had never seen the land lord in such a big life.