The vice president of Shuangqing People's Hospital who led the team is surnamed Ji, whose name is Chengfu, and his specialty is the same as Zhu Xiaojun's background in general surgery. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The five people who accompanied the info were the director of the medical oncology department, the director of the hematology department, the deputy director of the medical department, the director of the marketing department, and the deputy chief of the equipment department of the hospital.

According to the rules of Pengzhou Liquor Farm, the number of guests here must be equal, in addition to Wu Dongcheng, plus Zhu Xiaojun, Zhang Shi, Tong Luxin, Chen Guangming, there is one less than the other party, so Wu Dongcheng asked Zhu Xiaojun to make a phone call with Yang Lin.

Although Zhu Xiaojun and others represent a company like Qijiang Medical, Dean Ji and they can also see Zhu Xiaojun's background, so they regard Zhu Xiaojun and them as people from the tumor hospital in their hearts.

After three rounds of drinking, the deputy director of the medical department on Dean Ji's side couldn't hold back, and took the lead in proposing to tell a joke to be lively.

After receiving the unanimous welcome of everyone, the deputy director of the medical department took the lead, although he modestly said that he was throwing a brick out just to draw out the jade behind, but everyone could see that this guy was quite confident in the next joke to be thrown.

"Legend has it that there is a head nurse in a hospital, and she looks like a nurse, I dare not say that it is a country and a city, but it is definitely a hospital...... Don't think about it, the life of the head nurse is still very happy, she is in love with her husband, and she gave birth to twin sons, oh, the head nurse's husband is not a person in the medical circle. The deputy director of the medical department took a sip of tea, looked around at everyone, and smiled: "The fly in the ointment is that the head nurse's milk is insufficient, and the two sons are a **** but they can't eat enough." The boss thought about it, and said that if I smeared the second **** with poison and poisoned the second child, I would be alone with the ****, wouldn't I be full? The boss thought of it and did it, and secretly smeared poison on the second child's ****. Who knew that the IQ of the two little ones was about the same, the eldest thought so and did it, and the second thought so and did it. It's good now, the two **** of the head nurse have been smeared with poison. ”

Speaking of this, the deputy director of the medical department took a bite of food and asked very proudly: "Guess what, what is the final result?" ”

According to the most direct logic of thinking, the answer, of course, is that both twins were poisoned.

However, if a paragraph ends like this, it will be very boring, and after the deputy director of the medical department sold a pass, he immediately shook off his burden: "As a result, the dean was poisoned!" ”

As soon as this burden was shaken out, everyone was happy, and some were too happy, and they almost squirted the tea in their mouths.

Yang Lin trembled with laughter, pointed at the deputy director of the medical department and said, "You have to make it clear whether it is the dean or the vice dean." ”

There are two deans here, Wu Dongcheng is the dean, Ji Chengfu is the vice dean, Yang Lin said this, it is clear that the spearhead of the joke is to these two.

Ji Chengfu smiled and caught Yang Lin's words: "Of course it's the dean, you think, the vice dean has to be behind the dean!" After the dean, the poison on the two **** is also clean, isn't it? ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Wu Dongcheng smiled, pointed to the deputy director of the medical department and said, "It's enough for you to know this kind of thing, why do you have to say it?" Penalty for drinking, punishment for drinking! ”

The deputy director of the medical department happily drank two glasses, and then ordered: "Do you want the teachers from the cancer hospital to come too?" ”

Ji Chengfu continued: "How can one do? The host has to pay back two! ”

Zhang Shi smiled and said, "Then I'll have one first!" ”

Ji Chengfu waved his hand and raised an objection: "You don't count!" Have you ever messed with me? Do you have to count half of our hospital? ”

Zhang Shi smiled: "Then even if I can't make a scene?" This thing is a real thing, I have been holding it in my stomach for a long time, and it is uncomfortable not to say it! ”

Ji Chengfu smiled: "That's okay, but it can't be counted as a joke in a tumor hospital!" ”

Zhang Shi nodded, took a sip of tea, and began to speak: "When I first entered the gamma knife industry, wasn't it in our Shuangqing People's Hospital. Once, I brought an acquaintance to see a general surgeon, and it was a hernia that needed to be operated. On the day of the surgery, the elder brother of the general surgery department specially called me to the operating room to feel the operation room in order to satisfy my surgical dream, and as a result, I saw such a story. A buddy from our general surgery department washed his hands and prepared to disinfect the patient's operating area with a curved plate, but when he saw that the patient's pants had not been taken off, this buddy turned his head and saw a little nurse next to him, so he ordered, "Who, come and help me take off my pants!" The little nurse looked hesitant and asked, is that all off? Do you want to keep the underwear? My buddy replied directly, of course, take it all off, and take it off as thoroughly as possible! So, the intern nurse gritted her teeth, rushed over, and took off that buddy's pants and panties in one hand! ”

The joke in this paragraph is obviously not as good as the previous one, but it also brings laughter to everyone. When everyone was laughing, the deputy director of the medical department suddenly found Zhang Shi with a wine jug, and pretended to jam Zhang Shi's neck: "Okay, Zhang Shi, you are interesting enough, I helped your acquaintance with the knife back then, and I asked you for a red envelope......

The laugh is out!

In the laughter of everyone, the deputy director of the medical department poured three full glasses of wine for Zhang Shi: "You said that I helped you like this, and you still want to shake these out, isn't it too unrighteous?" Penalty for drinking! Three glasses of fine wine! ”

Next, Yang Lin represented the cancer hospital and came to two paragraphs in a row. The first of these is about Wu Dongcheng.

"The vice president of our hospital, Yuan is a veteran, when he first arrived at the hospital, he still held a temporary ID card in his hand, and the number on this ID card is still his original code in the army, only thirteen digits, which is five digits less than the ID number of our ordinary people. On that day, Dean Wu was going on a business trip with Vice Dean Yuan, and asked the little girl from the hospital office to book air tickets for the two of them, so the little girl asked the two deans for ID cards. With these two ID cards in her hand, the little girl exclaimed, why? Why? Why is Dean Wu's so much longer than Vice Dean Yuan's? ”

The connotation of this paragraph is a bit deep, everyone didn't understand it for a while, Yang Lin took a sip of tea, and added: "Until today, people in our hospital know that Dean Wu's thing is much longer than that of Vice President Yuan!" ”

After laughing, Ji Chengfu asked Wu Dongcheng for confirmation: "Dean Wu, you must not admit this kind of thing, as long as you say that Dr. Yang is pure rumor, I will clean him up for you!" ”

Wu Dongcheng smiled and raised his wine glass: "For this kind of thing, I can only keep silent!" ”

Yang Lin came up with another joke next.

"It's still our Vice President Yuan. Our Vice President Yuan is not from Pengzhou, and he speaks with a strong southwest accent. Once, our Vice President Yuan went to the bank to do a business, the bank's account manager was a good-looking little lady, and I didn't know what business he was doing, in short, the account manager needed Vice President Yuan to provide the last four digits of his ID card. The last four digits of Vice President Yuan's ID card are 51X2, so Vice President Yuan reported it in a strong southwest accent...... After listening to this, the account manager blushed, and replied to our vice president Yuan, not now, I have to wait for me to get off work! ”

Shuangqing City is in the southwest, and at this time, the deputy director of the medical department immediately repeated the four digits in a southwest accent: I want to insert it.

When everyone reacted, they naturally laughed again.

The meal lasted for nearly three hours amid constant laughter, and at a little after nine o'clock, everyone was full of wine and food and left the hotel. Chen Guangming suggested that this time was just right to take a bath......

It's a pity that the guests of Shuangqing City don't understand the connotation of bathing here, and Ji Chengfu took the lead in objecting: "In the summer, what kind of bath, it's better to go back to the hotel and play two rounds of mahjong comfortably with the air conditioner on." ”

Dean Ji said so, naturally there will be no objections here, and there are many people over there in Shuangqing who can't smoke and can't drink, but those who can't play mahjong and don't like to play mahjong are almost unseen.

The six of them set up two tables, which happened to be two and three missing one.

Zhang Shi naturally wanted to count one to fill the vacancy, and the other to fill the vacancy was snatched away by Chen Guangming.

This is the legendary business mahjong, for Zhang Shi and Chen Guangming, the important thing is not how much money they lose at the table, but how the two of them should lose this money.

People who have just entered the industry encounter this kind of occasion, often do not dare to win only dare to lose, this approach will be very discouraged on the other party's desire to fight, and the master's approach is to win when you should win, and lose when you should lose, so that the other party can have a sense of pride and satisfaction while winning.

Zhang Shi is a master in this way, and he can cope with it at the poker table.

Although Chen Guangming has been in the industry for a short time, his understanding of this truth is not shallower than Zhang Shi, and his mastery of mahjong skills is more exquisite than Zhang Shilai.

This game was played all night, and the next morning, when Zhu Xiaojun and Lao Tong rushed over to have breakfast with them, they had just finished the game not long ago.

Facing Zhu Xiaojun's invitation to go out to the scenic spot, Ji Chengfu yawned and replied: "No, wait for next time, we have breakfast, we have to make up for sleep, and we will go back in the afternoon." ”

Zhang Shi also yawned again and again, and said in a round game: "When Dean Ji comes to Pengzhou next time, I will resolutely not accompany you to play mahjong, this night, I almost didn't export my underwear." ”

Ji Chengfu patted Zhang Shi on the shoulder and said with a smile: "When your project starts, I am waiting for you in Shuangqing, and next time I must win you to sell yourself and pay back!" (To be continued.) )