Chapter 2: The Man Who Hit the Glass
"This is a necklace with great spiritual power, before I had an accident, I went to a temple with my friends who heard that it was very spiritual, and each of us asked for a lot, and we all signed it, but I didn't expect it to come true." Yan Dong smiled self-deprecatingly and continued: "Later, when I went out of the temple, I met an old man, who looked carefully at me and frowned, and told me that there would be a great calamity, so he gave me this necklace, saying that this is a necklace with spiritual power, and maybe it can help me." Of course I didn't believe it at the time, and I thought I had met a liar, so I asked him how much this kind of thing was sold for, and the old man just smiled and turned away, thinking that I didn't need money anyway and put this chain on my body. β
"Maybe I didn't have anything to do with this chain, and nothing changed until I had an accident, but after I died, I found that I couldn't touch anything, but I could touch this necklace, so the old man didn't lie, and later I found out that when I wore this necklace, I could actually touch these mortal things." Hearing this, I also think that this necklace is indeed an aura thing.
"I think this necklace may have the ability to understand yin and yang, I am starting to be happy, because I want to use it to meet my wife, but unfortunately my wife still can't see me when I wear it, so now I also give up, maybe as long as I can stay by her side like this, I should be satisfied, now I will give it to you, maybe you need it more than me." After Yan Dong finished speaking, he put the necklace in my hand, I seemed to have an inexplicable warmth when I held this necklace, I looked at the amethyst, and suddenly it was very kind.
Maybe it can really help me regain my memory, I put it around my neck, said goodbye to Lao Yan, who was waiting for my wife, and I drifted down this street again along the familiar route.
I saw a guy with his intestines exposed, and his face was bloody and fleshy all the way down the road, and I knew at a glance that this guy had died in a car accident, and I covered my stomach, but fortunately I didn't disembowel, otherwise this look would have scared a group of people to death if it was floating around.
"Hey, girl, you're blocking my view!" When I turned around, I saw the man who was talking to meβa ghost, because he had a flattened face and two bloody streaks on his nose, which was so funny that I couldn't help but smile.
"What are you laughing at?" He asked me a little unhappily, I pointed to his face, "The way you look haha" I couldn't help but laugh again, he shook his head helplessly, it seems that he is used to being ridiculed by ghosts like this.
"Girl, do you know how I died?" He asked me a little smugly, and I finally held back a smile and said, "You can't fall off the roof of the roof because you fell out of love and got drunk, and then you still fell face down to death, right?" He stretched out a finger and shook it, "How is it possible, I am Zhao Shisan of Yushu Linfeng, usually only women fall in love for me!" After saying that, he also threw a wink at me, the question is what it is like to see a guy with a flattened face and two blood marks on his nose throwing winking at you, everyone can imagine it, so I couldn't help but laugh again.
"Guess again?" "Don't guess, you're going to die with your face on the ground anyway." This guy was really bored enough, so I decided to float away, "Well, I know you must be curious to know, for the sake of you wanting to know, I'll tell you." He pretended to be generous.
"My name is Zhao Shisan, and I am a salesman of a bulletproof glass company, but I am the ace salesman of our company, do you know why? Because every time I introduce our company's products to a customer, I have a unique trick. He said triumphantly. What stunt? "Haha, girl, you're finally interested, my unique skill is that every time I introduce a product, I will take the customer to the 20th floor of our company, and then perform the flying stunt in front of the customer, I will run with all my strength in front of the customer, and then directly hit our entire bulletproof glass window, every time the customer sees my performance, they will be dumbfounded, of course, the quality of our company's glass is obvious." Hearing this, I think this Zhao Shisan really has his own set of skills.
"However, at the halfway point of my life, I ended my journey in the most proud way." He smiled wryly, and I think the next step should be to tell me the cause of death. "On the last performance, I brought a Rolex, you know, a diamond watch, in order to show my bravery in front of female clients." He showed me the shiny Rolex on his wrist.
"So tragedy happened when I hit the glass, I heard a click, the whole glass shattered, I wanted to stop, but I couldn't stop because of inertia, so I ran straight into the air, and before my brain could react, I made a gorgeous parabola and landed." After listening to him talk about the reason for his death, I suddenly felt that this world was really strange enough, no wonder it was called Zhao Thirteen, this guy is pretending to be thirteen and pretending to be dead, you must know that the tough glass in this world is not the opponent of diamonds, this pathetic guy is completely suicidal with diamonds to hit the glass.
"It's good that you didn't hit the ground first in the back of your head, I guess it would be more ugly than it is now, right?" I said to him comfortingly, "Hehe, it's the first time a ghost has comforted me in this way, and you're such an interesting little ghost." Zhao 13 said with a smile.
"What's your name, little ghost?" Zhao Shisan asked me, and I shook my head: "I don't know, I don't remember what happened to me when I was alive." "Huh? You're such a strange little ghost, you don't even have any memories of your life. He looked at me sympathetically.
I grimaced at him and said it was nothing, and then I asked him why he stayed here and didn't reincarnate. He put his hands behind the back of his flattened head, and said with a leisurely expression: "Because I think it's good now, being a wandering ghost can be free and unrestrained, and you don't have to follow the trajectory of life, you can be overwhelmed by work, study, and family, and occasionally you can get into the Internet if you have nothing to do, chat with those children, and look at those boring people on the Internet It's not bad to see the fruit photos on the Internet, and now you can stand here and look at the beauty This day is really more comfortable than the gods!" β
When I saw this guy talking about a beautiful woman, he had a lustful expression, and said disdainfully: "Pervert! "Hey, little ghost, I'm not a pervert, I just like to appreciate beautiful women, but there is really a pervert around here, you have to be careful, this guy is not easy to deal with, this guy is an old ghost who has only been in for 100 years, and the reason why he has not been able to reincarnate is because when he is a ghost, he often goes to people's bodies and then insults girls, so there are many crimes, and there are records on the Hades book, if a guy like this is not punished, he can't enter the reincarnation and be a man."
Isn't it, there's really a pervert here? But that doesn't matter to me, I'm a ghost anyway, so I'm not afraid. "Thanks for the reminder, I'll take note." After saying that, I floated away stupidly, "That's right, little ghost, if you meet this guy, don't fight hard, you can go to the nearby ghost when it's critical." Zhao 13 reminded me again after I left.
Although this guy is a little silly and a little colorful, he is actually a good ghost!.
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