"u-don't-know-me......

so-shut-up-boy (so shut up)......

Say you love me, but it's always so difficult, what to do with you......

You've never really understood the craze hidden in my heart

The kind of girlfriend who pursues freedom, your eyes are too weak

Dance is a bad girl, love is a good girl......"

"bad-girl-good--girl" sounded over and over again, but Lin Dong automatically substituted its lyrics as "Bad man, good man." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The depraved "takeaway" hotline was not called in the end.

The free dish that is automatically delivered to the door, without the slightest hesitation, was ready to eat directly, but because it was the original goods, I gave up.

A woman who can be bought back with money, but she is hesitant and entangled, or give up.

It's ridiculous, isn't it.

Lin Dong is such a contradictory and ridiculous person, obviously a villain and a hooligan. But you have to pretend to be a good person, and keep the bottom line that is as meaningless as paper.

The reason why people are tired is because they can't let go of the shelf, tear their face, and untie their complexes.

Lin Dong was sad to find out again that after being mixed for so long, there was still no progress at all, and the three factors were all in the middle, so it was no wonder that he lived like a dog.

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It hurts to be idle, or hard to say, Lin Dong has to find something to divert his attention, and Pei Xiuzhi's debut song "Bad Girl, Good Girl" is played on an infinite loop.

"Bad girls in dancing, good girls in love......"

It is undeniable that this song is well written, and it is no wonder that the girl group Miss-A maintains a terrible record: the debut song won the "first place". There is no girl group with the best debut results.

is reminiscent of Mega Korean Entertainment's Wonder-Girls trilogy a few years ago, allowing the "plug-in group" to rush out of South Korea to the world and land in the American market.

There are also many hit songs written by Park Jin-young. This gorilla is so ugly that he can't even be saved by plastic surgery, although his business ability is ridiculously scummy, but his songwriting ability is really good.

If you think about it, Park Jin-young is nothing more than arrogant, looking down on people with his nostrils turned to the sky, and conniving at the 2pm beast to mess around. In fact, Park Jin-young himself does not have a deep hatred for Lin Dong.

"Should he be let go? The famous brokerage company was kicked out of the office building and reduced to the street monsters. ”

"No, Brother Dong is trying to make an example of the monkey. How can you let JYP go without any benefit? That fat rabbit didn't eat into its stomach, it doesn't count. ”

……

Lin Dong was so bored all afternoon, tossing and turning in bed and thinking nonsense.

"Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep......"

Lin Dong was in good spirits, there should be a show, right? But the caller ID is quite unappetizing, "In Brother Shi, just talk about things like talking and talking about items, it's annoying." ”

"Well, the guest of this issue of "RM" is Yuze Yan at 2pm, and I want to invite you to ...... together"

"Toot! Honk! Honk! ”

Lin Dong hung up the phone directly, is it really Brother Dong's mud? What about the national MC, after the warning, you dare to twitter crookedly, and you still hang up the phone without discussion.

Whether it's the old mother's matter, or the falling out with Jessica, or the matter of Liu Renna running to film quietly. In short, nothing went well, which made Lin Dong upset and grumpy.

"Grass, it's useless to think too much now, let's practice the broken kung fu first."

Lin Dong rarely put on an old-fashioned meditation posture, not to mention that the practice doesn't work, this calming effect is good, and sitting is forgetting things and me.

……

Following.

"Today's treatment plan is to increase the dose, the infusion time is extended, and the weak current is enhanced." Dr. Smith paused, a little hesitant in his heart, "Mr. Lin, your face is slightly worse than yesterday, can you hold on?" ”

"No problem, if it doesn't work, it has to work."

"Also, I need to make a point. Electroshock therapy has been shown to be effective in many psychiatric disorders. However, it is uncertain whether there are side effects in normal people. If you feel unwell, you should notify me as soon as possible. ”

Lin Dong's heart moved, could it be that his irritable performance yesterday was because of electric shocks?

"If something goes wrong, is it impossible to get treatment?"

"Of course. From the doctor's point of view, your health is as important as Mrs. Lin's. From the perspective of ordinary people, you are more important than Mrs. Lin, after all, it is uncertain whether she will be able to wake up......"

Dr. Smith spoke, his feet off the ground again.

"Remember one sentence: whenever and wherever something happens, my mother is more important than me, and I must save her first. Do you understand? Lin Dong stared at the old man's eyes and said solemnly.

"Are you sure this is your final will?"

"I'm sure!"

“ok。” Smith read something from Lin Dong's eyes, "I respect your personal choice. But when you can't hold on, you have to say it. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, let's get started."

The "sheep crying beast" electric shock therapy for Internet addiction is ridiculous, because the electric shock itself is an addictive thing. Itchy, numb, and weird sensations, but they make people feel high, as if they have taken illegal drugs.

It's just that it is not clear what the consequences of a prolonged period of euphoria will be.

Same recipe, different servings. Some people give up, while others hold on until they are sick to their stomachs and vomit.

……

After the second treatment, Lin Dong fell directly to the ground and vomited wildly.

"Mr. Lin, don't be afraid. This is the body's self-protection mechanism after excessive strenuous exercise or ultra-intense mental stimulation, and vomiting is normal. ”

"Vomit~~" Lin Dong vomited so much that his feet were weak, and he couldn't even stand steadily, so he didn't have time to pay attention to whether this was a normal reaction. "How's my mom doing?"

"Very well, I believe that with one more treatment, she should be able to wake up." Dr. Smith danced excitedly, "Your Chinese kung fu is so good that you can bring out all the effects of the drug in a short period of time." It's really a great research topic, and I ...... later."

Brabra a bunch of Wei Guangzheng's tirades, Lin Dong rolled his eyes when he heard it, Chinese kung fu is not something that Chinese cabbage can mass-produce, and even Lin Dong's own broken Jiuyang is also practiced in a daze, and he doesn't know how to teach it to others.

"I'll talk about the rest later, but send me back to rest first. I'm going to have one last treatment tomorrow. ”

Dr. Smith just glanced at Lin Dong and didn't need to be checked at all, "Your condition is so bad that you will postpone treatment for two days." ”

"Strike while the iron is hot, and every day you delay, you have one less chance of waking up." Lin Dong could no longer threaten with force this time, so he had to look at Dr. Smith with sincere eyes, "Remember my words, my mother is more important than me." ”

Smith was silent and nodded cautiously. Although he disagreed with the poor decision; But he respects this choice and admires Lin Dong as a person. All I can do now is do my best to ensure that the treatment is successful. Everything else is left to Providence.

――――

Lin Dong slept very deeply this night, missed lunch and dinner, and his body went on strike, waking him up directly from hunger.

The smell of food penetrates through the nostrils and goes straight to the brain. "Phew. Shout. Lin Dong sniffed hard twice, ginseng chicken soup! Following the taste to explore the past, I saw a pot of soup slowly simmering on the alcohol stove on the coffee table, and a strange short-haired girl sitting on the sofa next to it.

"Who are you?"

"Captain Wonder-Girls, Min Xianyi."

A simple question and answer, but Lin Dong couldn't cry or laugh, it seems that Park Zhenying took that joke seriously. Yesterday, 16-year-old Pei Xiuzhi was sent without results, but today he sent an adult Min Xianyi, both of whom still have a pair of cute rabbit teeth. Do you think that Brother Dong is a rabbit tooth control?

"Do you know what the consequences of coming to me now?" After yesterday's oolong incident, Lin Dong felt that it was necessary to ask clearly.

"You eat first, talk as you eat. How can you work when you're hungry? Min Xianyi turned off the alcohol stove and fiddled with the dishes, "Well, Suzy told me." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong is embarrassed, this matter will not be known to everyone, right?

"Suzy only told me about it, after all, I'm a substitute and have the right to know, don't I?" Min Xianyi immediately solved his doubts, as if he could see through his heart.

Lin Dong touched his nose and walked over to sit next to Min Xianyi with some embarrassment. It is estimated that in the description of the fat rabbit, Dong Ge is equivalent to a bad man like a jackal, tiger and leopard.

"Ginseng chicken soup should be eaten while it is hot." Min Xianyi handed over a soup spoon, but Lin Dong didn't answer.

"You don't suspect me of poisoning, do you?" Min Xianyi showed his rabbit teeth, smiled and shook his head, "I'm not that kind of person." You will not be so bad as to die. ”

Min Xianyi tasted it himself, and then fed it to Lin Dong with the same soup spoon, "I've eaten it all, now don't be afraid of poison." ”

"That's not what I meant, I was just thinking about things." Looking at the soup spoon in front of him, Lin Dong hesitated, this was with saliva.

"You're going to me, and you're still afraid of saliva?" Min Xianyi once again saw through Lin Dong's thoughts.

At this point, it was useless to say more, Lin Dong took the soup spoon and ate it. "Do you know how to read minds?"

"Is there such a thing as mind-reading?" Min Xianyi shook his head and asked himself, "Anyway, I only believe that if you are calm, you will see things more clearly." ”

"Calm? Did Park Jin-young let you come here calmly? Lin Dong served this girl a little, and the former captain of the first women's group "Plug-in Group" really had some Taoism.

"It's just by you, just played by you, why can't you be calm?" After Min Xianyi finished speaking, he stood up and began to undress one by one, with an aura like a warrior carrying a bag of explosives and generously going to death.

"This, this," Lin Dong was shocked, this was too violent, "Is it worth it for you to do this?" What promise did Park Jin-young give you to do this? ”

"Nope." Min Xianyi shook his head, took a long breath, and said gloomily: "Mom is dead, Dad is dead, Grandpa is dead; I don't have anything else but my grandmother. I've been with JYP for more than 10 years, and that building is my home, the people there are my family, and the Wonder-Girls team members are my own sisters. ”

Lin Dong felt a little guilty, and his revenge seemed to have injured many people by mistake. When Min Xianyi took off the last piece of clothing and presented it in front of Lin Dong, this sense of guilt was even more irrepressible, "You go back, forget it." ”

Inevitably shy, Min Xianyi could no longer remain calm, and for the first time misunderstood Lin Dong's intentions, "Although my figure is not too good, it is also at an average level, and my skills are very good, really!" ”

Such a violent words immediately attracted Lin Dong's attention, this figure is really not good among female stars, especially the hideous scar on the calf, "What is this scar?" ”

"Crashed, left when I rescued Xuanmei. It doesn't matter, you can't see it when the lights are off. ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong was stupid, this is the captain of the WG can really sacrifice for the team. You don't want your life, it's not a matter of dedication or anything, "Okay, when I'm afraid of you." That's the end of it, let's go back. ”

Min Xianyi didn't believe Lin Dong's words at all. Yesterday, Suzy also stripped naked, but nothing was achieved.

"Stop talking nonsense and get to work."

"You go, I really won't pursue this matter anymore." Lin Dong was convinced, and admired such a ruthless person from the bottom of his heart.

"I've taken off my clothes, and you're going to let me go back?"

After Min Xianyi finished speaking, no matter how Lin Dong reacted, he directly started to pick up the man's pants.

"Knock! Knock! Knock! ”

A knock on the door interrupted the eerie scene of a woman attacking a man in the room.

"Hide, hide." Lin Dong's heart suddenly rose to his throat, "It's too late, lie down and cover it with a coffee table." ”

As soon as Min Xianyi was lying on the floor, the door was opened.

……

Jin Yarong came in with a basket of fruits, his face was scorched, "Bastard, why didn't you call me when you entered the hospital?" Why release my pigeons, also twice! ”

Lin Dong looked confused, he didn't expect that it would be Jin Yarong, and the timing was terrible. Why is it always in the wrong place, at the wrong time, in the wrong place?

"When am I going to release your pigeons?" The last time the "happy-together3" program team sent a meal for two, you yelled to go by yourself, and I didn't agree at all. It's just your own words. ”

"What about Walkerhill the night before yesterday?"

"What's your business, get out of here."

"My dad is a director of Ulsan SK Energy, and the person you want to meet at Walkerhill is me!" Jin Yarong took the banana in the fruit basket and threw it at Lin Dong, "You bastard, you obviously have my phone number, and you still pretend not to know me." Still tell me to fuck off? ”

The girl in the rage was completely unreasonable, and bananas, apples, and oranges were thrown at Lin Dong one after another. The main owner was not harmed, but Min Xianyi, who was lying on the ground naked, was lying down.

"Ouch!"

"Huh, what's the sound?" Jin Yarong stopped throwing the bomb.

"That's my voice, oops, hey~~" Lin Dong performed hard, interpreting with life what "you hurt me." ”

"Are you a fool to me, and you can't tell the difference between male and female voices?" Jin Yarong's face turned black and he walked to the scene of the crime step by step.

"Don't come here, I'm wrong, Walkerhill will make another appointment tomorrow, if you want to kill or chop you......"

When God is destined to do something, no matter how hard you try, you can't change it.

Jin Yarong finally saw a sleek woman lying on the ground, her head facing Lin Dong's crotch. The picture that makes people infinitely reverie naturally will not end well.

"Smack! Syllable! "After two slaps on the forehand and backhand, the world was quiet. (To be continued.) )