Chapter 114: Shady
"Anne Aceyo, f(x) of Krystal Smecta. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "In front of strangers, Zheng Jia Ermao is always cold.
But the blind cat touched the dead mouse, and director Jiang Jiongzhe took a fancy to this cold appearance. "Can you be funny?"
Krystal frowned and thought about it, then suddenly his painting style changed, and he grinned like a cramp, "Ane Asai, Zheng Xiujing Smecta." Positive recitation is jiong su jiong, and backward recitation is still jiong su jiong. ”
"Poof, ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong was annoyed by this teasing [囧素囧], "This self-introduction has been performed dozens of times in "The More You Look at It", it doesn't count. ”
Krystal was immediately unhappy, and his family eyebrows were sometimes inverted, glaring at Lin Dong hatefully.
"Yes, yes, it's this tangled expression." Jiang Jiongzhe suddenly had a convulsion, and he praised the knot, "Then perform a little girl gesture of admiration to Lin Dong." ”
Love? The legendary substitution acting, oppa is a mango, a super big mango.
After a self-hypnosis, Krystal looked at Lin Dong's gaze, like a wolf seeing meat, a rogue meeting a beautiful woman, full of hunger and thirst.
"Well, that's good. It's a little overdone, but the emotions are in place. Jiang Jiongzhe made a "professional" judgment, is he blind?
The most difficult acting test was passed by Zheng Jia Ermao in a daze, "Kangsang Smecta, thank you director nim." ”
Jiang Jiongzhe asked with a smile: "In this movie, the three young agents have a lot of fight scenes. Can you handle the athletic abilities? ”
"No problem. There was a figure skating show in the middle of the year, and I started from scratch and ended up winning the championship. And my dad was a boxer and my mom was a gymnast. "Park Shin Hye posted her resume just now, and now Krystal is even more excessive, directly posting her genes.
"Well, that's good." Jiang Jiongzhe nodded, his face beaming.
What does this mean? Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped in his heart, and Lin Dong was completely dumbfounded. Although it is good to be funny than Ermao, Dong Ge has already chosen someone in his heart. It's just that because of crowdfunding joint venture shooting, a fair, just and open interview is required, and it can't be operated in the dark.
"This, this is not good. Her acting skills are not good......"
Before Lin Dong finished speaking, two fierce eyes like physical flying knives shot straight out, full of murderous aura.
Jiang Jiongzhe clapped his hands and smiled, "Look, her temperament is very suitable for playing the female agent in the play." Cold and arrogant, as if forgotten by the world; There is only a little obsession left for ignorant love. Zheng Xiujing xi, please perform the little girl posture of admiring idols again. ”
Mango, oppa is the big mango.
Krystal's substitution acting worked again.
Lin Dong was speechless, Zheng Jiaermao was really a blind cat touching a dead mouse, and he was right.
"This, this ......"
Moreover, the most critical point: although Zheng Xiujingxi's face mask is not very in line with the aesthetics of Koreans, it is in line with the aesthetics of foreigners. If "The Great Hidden One" wants to hit the global market, it is more suitable to use her. Kang Hyung-chul said that the most important point is that this kind of face with hard lines is not common in South Korea, and it would be a pity to miss it.
"Huh?" Lin Dong stared straight at the slightly immature embarrassment, as if it was really like this, which was very suitable for the adapted role in the play.
But Brother Dong has already reserved candidates, what can I do?
"Bang!" The door was opened from the outside, and a Zheng family hairy Jessica broke in.
"Anne Aseyo, Girls' Generation Jessica Smecta. Krystal will not participate in this film, sorry for the delay. ”
"Ernie~~" Zheng Ermao was suddenly unhappy, "I'm about to succeed." ”
Jessica ignored it, bowed to the interviewers, and walked out with Krystal's goofy hair.
"Let go of me, I'm going to make a movie."
"Don't let go. You're a summer worker, and it's time to go home and do your homework. ”
"Yah
The two sisters fell in love with each other and killed each other, disappearing from everyone's sight, as if they had never been there.
Jiang Jiongzhe was dumbfounded, completely unable to accept this sudden change, "This, so? ”
Lin Dong knew that this was the reason why Jessica wanted to draw a line, but he couldn't say it. I had to pat Lao Jiang on the shoulder, "Let's continue the interview, maybe the next one is more suitable?" ”
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"Anne Ace yo, Girls' Generation Yuri Smecta."
Lin Dong's eyes were black, and he wanted to scrape the crow's mouth. This is really a very suitable candidate, athleticism, appearance, and acting skills are very in line with the character setting; But it doesn't fit Dongge's plan. "The skin is too dark."
With a fierce knife, Yuri was so angry that he smoked.
"Well, it looks like it's a little darker." Director Kang Jiong-chul made up another knife.
Yuri rolled her eyes when she heard this, her healthy posture was healthy, and she didn't want to take whitening injections, why was she always being asked about this problem?
"Director Nim, Lin Produce Nim. I've read the script, and the story is supposed to take place in a slum in the autumn and winter. There is no heating, and the whole drama should be full of long clothes and trousers, and the dark spots on the skin have no effect. "Perfect self-defense, the right nerd is not stupid at all.
"It seems that this is the case, and it is true that the skin color factor can be ignored." Jiang Jiongzhe nodded, the script was adapted by him, so he naturally knew every time node.
Lin Dong's heart is so tired, picking bones in eggs, specializing in making trouble, it is not as easy as imagined.
"I heard that Kwon Yoo Ri Xi once had a gay scandal, and I doubt that you can express normal love between men and women."
This knife was even more ruthless and spicy, and Yuri was suddenly a little overwhelmed. "I, I can."
"If you don't have any evidence, just treat me as the leading actor and try the play." Lin Dong stood up again, pit people.
"Okay, okay."
It's exactly the same move as the sneak attack on Park Shin Hye just now, but it doesn't seem to have much effect on Yuri.
Suddenly hugging, Yuri just blushed slightly; Lips that are getting closer and closer, Yuri is a little expectant, and even takes the initiative to meet them.
"Po~~Po!"
Lin Dong was dumbfounded, his face was confused, and he was forcibly kissed by a female hooligan, "You, aren't you doing Ji?" ”
"It's just a scandal." Yuri licked her lips, "It turns out I'm not." I'm good enough for the role, isn't I? ”
"Not bad." Director Jiang Jiongzhe nodded, although his acting skills are not good, but in terms of character setting, this "Black Pearl" is indeed very suitable to play a female agent.
"Wait a minute! Where's your schedule? "The Great Hidden One" not only takes two or three months to shoot, but according to the original plan, it also has to be promoted overseas. The corners of Lin Dong's mouth turned up, and he smiled brightly, "The itinerary of Girls' Generation should not allow you to leave the team for a long time." ”
k.o!!
Girls' Generation Yuri was killed by Lin Dong with one blow and retreated. I shouldn't have come to the audition secretly, and without the company's schedule, what can I do if I compete for a role?
……
All kinds of picks and picks, nitpicking.
Lin Dong successfully delayed the heroine's interview to the end. Normally, it is also the one with the most street and the lowest order.
"Ane Asai, apink, Smecta." Timid, sweet and greasy little milk voice.
Lin Dong breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally waited for you, but fortunately he didn't give up.
(To be continued.) )