On the third day of the Lunar New Year, Chikou is not suitable to go out to pay New Year's greetings, but Seoul has changed the ghost town atmosphere of the previous two days, and there are already a lot of pedestrians on the street. The Spring Festival that came from the cottage is not authentic and has a bad review.

"Ten o'clock, target: medium-sized dog, attack: yellow dog peeing, rabies, threat: two stars."

"Three o'clock direction, target: electric little sheep, attack method: hit the stone with an egg, touch the porcelain, threat value: a star."

"Twelve o'clock, target: 20 generation females, attack method: unknown, threat value: minus three stars."

……

It's not psychosis, it's better than psychosis. Lin Dong, an abnormal human, played cosplay, analyzing everyone he met like a professional agent.

The women around you who may be captured by the enemy to threaten you are all sent away, it's time to go head-to-head with the enemy in the shadows, and if there is a kind, send someone here, Brother Dong is not afraid of you!

Lin Dong was full of ambition and high morale, but his wasted expression was meaningless, and nothing happened on the way home. From being surrounded by many beauties to being single, I paid such a big price, but nothing worked, God, are you playing with me?

Returning home with an indignant heart, Lin Dong complained while pushing open the bathroom door; Then he was stunned, God, I won't scold you anymore, beg for mercy! Please let it go!

Time: noon on the third day of the Lunar New Year. Location: Someone's home in Cheongdam-dong. Characters: Park Ji-yeon and Park Hyo-min.

Event: Sisters take a bath and play kiss in the water curtain of the shower.

Lin Dong was dumbfounded, and then he couldn't take his eyes off it. It's too late to hide from women, but now I'm involved with other women, and it's just two at once. What kind of grudge is this, you can't escape God's tricks in your own home?

If you have seen everything, then look carefully and carefully, Lin Dong appreciates the rare beauty in front of him in line with the principle of not looking at white and not looking. I have long heard that many girl group members have the habit of bathing together in a hurry, but I didn't expect Park Ji-yeon and Park Hyo-min to have such a bloody game.

The little dinosaur's figure seems to be pretty good, and this leg is quite impressive; It's just that he was born in 93, and after all, he is still a little tender, and he has few taels of meat. There should be room for improvement.

Well, this Park Hyo-min is completely different, born in 89, and now he is fully mature at the age of twenty-two; This waist and the shape of this body are much stronger than the little dinosaur of the second middle girl. Tsk tsk.

Lin Dong saw that it was elated, his face was red, his heart was beating so fast that it was about to explode, and suddenly he felt wet, and something flowed out.

The two women also woke up from their stunned state, "Ah! Yes! Yes! "Exceptional's breakthrough skyline soprano.

Lin Dong's head suddenly hurt. How to deal with such an embarrassing scene? Faint, faint as if nothing happened, even if the patient is afraid of whom! Then Lin Dong gave up his will to resist, and really fell to the ground and fainted.

"Ernie, what should I do? He, he had a nosebleed and fainted, would he be dead? ”

"Stupid, what else can I do? Of course it's to save someone, hurry up and carry him out. ”

How did the two women in the bath carry Miba Dahan to the sofa. What happened in the middle of the touching and touching blood-red incident? I won't tell you, anyway, Lin Dong, who "fainted" in the past, has a redder face and a faster heartbeat.

……

After a few minutes of busy work, Lin Dong woke up slowly. Before he had time to show his famous acting skills, a "wind sword" was swung on the left, followed by a Star Wars lightsaber on the right.

"Say, what did the uncle see?! Also, why are you here? ”

Look at the two toy swords around your neck. Lin Dong suddenly cried and laughed, no wonder the crown group endorsed so many online games or something, it turned out that the nest was full of game fans, I don't know if they like to play with Brother Dong?

Psychologically complained a few words. Lin Dong is also doing facial expression management, Brother Dong can deceive actors Han Jia and Liu Renna, can't he still stop you two little girls?

"Who are you? Why is it in my house? Let me go, or call the police. ”

The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon was suddenly hurt by 10,000 points of heart, "Uncle, what's wrong with you, we filmed "Heroes and Heroes" together." I'm Park Ji-yeon. Do you remember me? ”

I remember, I remember it so much, it seems that there is only one person who calls himself uncle so far. "I don't know, don't call me uncle, it's useless to pretend to be familiar, hurry up and leave my house, or I'll call the police."

The little dinosaur didn't care about the police at all, "Uncle, what's wrong with you." You just owe me a Jeju Island specialty, do you need to dress for amnesia? Moreover, I took a headshot in your hospital and left a message, as long as the uncle can wake up, that specialty will not care about you. ”

Lin Dong really has to admire the little dinosaur's enthusiasm for food, and after half a year, he hasn't forgotten the stalk of Jeju Island's specialty. "I don't know any Jeju specialty, and I don't know who you are. I really have amnesia, if you don't believe me, you can call the hospital for consultation. Anyway, you should leave my house right now. ”

The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon was completely stunned and a little overwhelmed. As a physical general, using her brains is really not her strong point.

Park Hyo-min, an intellectual military general who studied at the prestigious Sungkyunkwan school, couldn't stand it anymore, and knocked on the top of the little sister's head with a brain jump, "Little fool, is it time to talk about food?" Get out of the way, I'll come. ”

The little dinosaur moved away a little, but it still held the "wind sword" and stared at it like a guard with a knife.

"Hello, this oppa! My name is Park Hyo-min, please advise. ”

What's this, what kind of road is this? Looking at the weak female paper in front of him, Lin Dong couldn't understand at all, couldn't the hard one come to the soft one? "I don't know you, get out of my house."

"Although this is your house, it has been used as a dormitory by the president of our company, so you have no right to let us go."

"What? As the owner, I don't know, why did the house become your dormitory? "Lin Dongzhang is confused, this matter is too.

"That's it, anyway. If you have any questions, please contact our president. Now it's time for me to ask, did you just see anything in oppa? ”

"No, nothing to see!"

"Then why does OPPA have nosebleeds and why do you faint?"

How do you proceed? Lin Dong was a little short of words, "It's all hot water vapor, and I can't see anything at all......"

"Yikes! You really saw it! ”

The Wind Sword and the Star Wars Light Saber were immediately embedded in the skin of his neck, and if it was a real guy, I am afraid that Lin Dong would already be in the first two places.

Hunting geese all day long, but today I was pecked by geese. After falling asleep for a few months, his flickering skills regressed, and Lin Dong regretted it in his heart, "I, I only saw you playing kisses, and your bodies were covered by water vapor, so I didn't see it." ”

The weak fox girl was red in the paper interview, as if she could drip blood, "That, that's not for us to kiss." It was Ji-yeon who took over a TV series called "Miss Ripley", Ji-yeon is going to play the daughter of the prime minister of the little devil, she is of the same sex, what is the same-sex thing. ”

"What?"

"It's Lala."

Lin Dong is 100,000 who don't believe it, and he has to play kissing when he takes on the role of Lala? So when you get a role with a bed scene, do you really want a man to experience it? Moreover, Park Ji-yeon received the role, what is the matter with you Park Hyo-min, you are playing so bloody.

It's just that on the surface, Lin Dong doesn't dare to die, and if he really wants to raise any doubts, he will be killed by this pair of blood-red Park sisters cp. "Now that it's all clear, can you let me get up, I still have something to go out to do."

"No, you can't go."

The Star Wars lightsaber added a little more strength, even though it was just a toy sword, it also made Lin Dong a little painful.

"Ji-yeon, what now?"

The little dinosaur's mouth opened wide, stretched out his finger, and pointed at himself, "O, Ernie, you, are you asking my opinion?" ”

Park Hyo-min slapped himself on the head, what kind of stupid thing did he do, he has always been a little dinosaur who doesn't use his hands and brains, and he is blind when he asks her. "Go to the chat group and ask Ernie what to do about this."

"Oh~" The little dinosaur shrugged his head, thinking that he could transform into an intellectual general, but he didn't expect to be happy.

Time passed so slowly, the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon held the mobile phone and pressed it wildly, but he didn't listen to it at all, and there was no echo feedback at all. "They don't reply, what should I do?"

"This, this ......" Although Park Hyo-min is an intellectual character, he is only a military general, not a master who makes decisions.

Lin Dong really couldn't stand it, what kind of trouble was going to be made between this tease, "That, I still have something, can you let me leave first." You'll come back to me when you've figured it out, okay? ”

"No, you can't leave. What if you mess around about us. ”

"I promise I won't tell you about kissing."

"We, we didn't play kissing, we were just trying out, yes, just trying out." Park Hyo-min found a reasonable definition for what she had just done, whether others believed it or not, she believed it herself anyway.

The little dinosaur didn't have so many ideas, just took the wind sword and pointed at Lin Dong's head, "You lie!" ”

Hey? Lin Dong's heart suddenly jumped, when did the little dinosaur become smarter, could he see that Brother Dong was pretending to have amnesia?

"The Jeju Island souvenir you promised me last September has not been delivered until now. So you can't believe your promises. Park Ji-yeon's face was as determined as the judge announced the outcome of the trial.

Unreliable, quite unreliable, not only Lin Dong has such an idea, but even Park Hyo-min is about to collapse.

"We still have to rush to record the show, you come along, don't try to run, otherwise we will call the police and say that you are rude."

"No, I still have things to do." Lin Dong is really scared, he has just gotten rid of the entanglement of women, where can he fall into the pit again.

"Then I called, I don't know if the officer believes you or us?"

Needless to say, unless the police officer handling the case is a crooked male or female police officer.

"I'll go!" (To be continued.) )