Chapter 4 Warm Net with Spoiling Essay 03

When Ye Junge woke up, Ye Junjing had already gotten up, rubbed his messy hair and washed up, and when he went out, he saw breakfast on the table.

【Ding! World Distortion +5%, currently Distortion 10%]

Ye Jun, who was going to steal a fried radish ball, said: "What's going on?" ”

[Easing the relationship with Ye Junjing and living together must have distorted the fate of the original owner. 】

Ye Junge expressed his understanding and continued to steal the balls to eat.

"Why don't you take chopsticks?" Ye Junjing walked over and patted off Ye Junge's paws, took out a piece of paper from the table to carefully wipe the grease stains for him, and then stuffed a pair of chopsticks into his hand, "Okay, let's eat." ”

Ye Junge looked at the way he lowered his head to wipe the oil stains, and his heart moved.

After eating breakfast quietly, I was even more determined to get the idea of getting the ticket for a woman, a good man who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and he won't have to cook by himself in the future, and he will be happy when he thinks about it. That's right, Ye Junge is a lazy thing.

However, the most important thing is that he can actually eat the food cooked by Ye Junjing, God knows how many years he has not eaten the food made by others, and when he eats it, he feels that everything is wrong, and he always feels that it tastes wrong anywhere.

Suppressing the surprise in his heart, Ye Junge said hello to him and went back to the room to check the effect of yesterday's Weibo.

Ye Junjing packed up the dishes and chopsticks, called the company and said that he would go later, and then went downstairs to buy daily necessities.

The net has exploded, and everyone didn't expect such a god to unfold, who can tell them, why did Jun Song become a great god Jun Ye when he woke up?! It's a supernatural event of the year, right?!

Some people questioned Jun Ye for lying, on the grounds that Jun Ge's song was not quite like Jun Ye's voice, and then was sprayed by Jun Ye's fans: Our Sama is famous for its ever-changing voice? It's not terrible to have no knowledge, it's terrible to have no common sense, as long as people who have been in the net for a long time know, our biggest hobby of Sama used to be to use different voices to speak crookedly, and then lied to us that they were friends or relatives of Sama, and the voice was hard to hear was Sama's voice. I've been deceived so many times, and I believe that he has a ghost again! Besides, the voice of Jun Ge's song is really a more mature version of Sama's voice, ahhh

Ye Junge got on the penguin first, and Didi popped up the news of Dongfang Yuan.

Dongfang Yuan: Jun Ge, are you really Jun Ye?

Dongfang Yuan has a very complicated mood, he has always been a die-hard fan of Jun Ye, and he decided to mix the network with the circle after listening to Jun Ye's drama, but he didn't expect Jun Ye to be his sweetheart. It's also strange that the original owner habitually changes his voice as soon as he plays the drama, and his usual voice is completely different from the voice of dubbing, even if he speaks crookedly, his voice is not the same as usual.

Ye Junge glanced at it and replied: Hmm

Dongfang Yuan: Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Jun Ge Yisong: You didn't ask

Dongfang Yuan didn't send any more messages, Ye Junge was happy to ignore him, and he also heard the system prompt.

【Ding! Dongfang Wall's favorability +5, currently 75]

Ye Junge didn't know why Dongfang Yuan's favorability for him suddenly increased, was it because of Jun Ye's identity? He didn't know the reason why Dongfang Yuan entered the network matching circle, he could only guess from the recent incidents, and even if he didn't know, he didn't plan to pursue it.

The situation on the Internet has changed again, and some people have a rhythm saying that Jun Ye opens a trumpet to treat everyone as a monkey, and he will come back when he comes back, why did he deliberately change the trumpet? Is it fun to play people like this?

Jun Ye's fans sprayed back: We like to open a trumpet a lot, can you manage it? Do you understand this feeling? By the way, why did you open a trumpet?

They didn't say anything, but they also complained in their hearts that Sama didn't say that he was back earlier, which caused them to wait for a long time.

Ye Junge simply opened Weibo.

CV Junye: I didn't plan to come back after retiring, but Dongfang Yuan is my hair small, he asked me to accompany him to mix the network with the circle, I can't refuse, but I think I use a tuba to go against the original intention of "accompanying him", and I don't think he needs me to pave the way for him as a god, which is an insult to his ability, so I simply changed to a trumpet, and it was my fault that I didn't inform you, but in order not to expose it, I can only do this, The only thing I can do is to turn my trumpet into purple red so that everyone can hear my new drama, although everyone doesn't know that Jun Ge's song is Jun Ye, but everyone can hear my new drama is the same

The following messages have their own words, some express understanding, some scoff, some people think that Jun Ye and Dongfang Yuan are really good brothers with good feelings, and some people say that Jun Ye is hypocritical.

But the largest number is the CP fan of Jun Ye X Dongfang Yuan that suddenly appeared.

Ye Junge watched the development of the situation, thought about Ye Junjing, who was about to chase, and decisively posted another Weibo.

CV Junye: Don't get me wrong, Dongfang Yuan and I are just good buddies who grew up together, and I already have someone I like.

"┭┮_┭┮Cool love to sue me sù this is not true! Why is my natal cp actually! Actually! There is actually a sweetheart! Ahhh I don't believe it! ”

"Sama, you're so cruel! I just fell in love with you and Dongfang Yuan sama, and you actually sued me for such a cruel fact! ”

"(⊙▽⊙) Fortunately, I didn't have a deep cuteness, otherwise I would have been abused."

Ye Junge continued to post on Weibo regardless of how fans howled, and he suddenly felt that it was quite interesting to interact with fans on Weibo.

CV Junye: In addition, those who are not used to seeing me open a trumpet, are you going to deprive me of my only pleasure?

Fans: 233333Sama You have too much fun, right? Last time, you said that fearing that the world would not be chaotic was your only pleasure. Actually, you're just bored and having fun, aren't you?

"Jun." Ye Junjing suddenly knocked on the door and came in, "I'm going to the company, lunch has been prepared in the refrigerator, the rice has been washed and put in the rice cooker, you go and press the button to cook the rice at half past eleven, and you can eat it directly after half an hour, don't forget to put the dishes in the microwave to heat it up, and wait for me to come back and make it for you, and don't play with the computer for too long, it hurts your eyes." ”

In normal times, Ye Junge must think that he is verbose, but now I feel that someone cares about you, which is not bad?

Ye Junge nodded: "I know, you go to the company quickly, I will take care of myself." ”

Looking at his younger brother who was no longer as alienated as yesterday, Ye Junjing breathed a sigh of relief, his brother's obedient appearance made him can't help but want to step forward and hug him into his arms and rub it well, but thinking of his younger brother's aura yesterday, he still silently suppressed this terrible thought, if he dared to take action, he would definitely be photographed on the wall and couldn't pick it off.

In order to prevent himself from being uncontrollable, Ye Junjing hurriedly said goodbye and left, well, I have to go back to Ye Mansion to get the briefcase.

004 didn't know where to turn out the leftover candy that the original owner ate for the New Year, Gaba Gaba ate happily, looked at Ye Junjing's back and then looked at Ye Junge, shaking his hair in confusion.

[Junjun, why are you so kind to him? Did you take a fancy to him? 004 is daydreaming. You must know that Ye Junge has always been uncertain about it, and the snake spirit disease is out of the charts.

Ye Junge pinched the white hairball and mumbled.

004 was shocked, it didn't hear it right, right?

【君君你∑(っ°Д°; Didn't you hum a sigh?!! 】

The stupid system sells stupidity again, and it is not disdainful for a day, and its original form is revealed. Ye Junge didn't want to answer this stupid question.

004 said that he was frightened, and silently curled up to calm down, even though it was originally a ball.

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Dongfang Yuan looked at the words on Junye's Weibo: "Don't get me wrong, Dongfang Yuan and I are just good buddies who grew up together, and I already have someone I like", I just felt that my heart was like a knife. He knew that Ye Junge had always only regarded him as a good buddy, but when did Junge have someone he liked? And who is that person? Why didn't he know at all?

Lin Wei looked at this sentence happily, he knew that Dongfang Yuan liked Jun Ge Yisong, and now Jun Ge Yiqu said that he had someone he liked, so didn't he have a chance?

Ye Junge searched for all kinds of food information on the Internet, and in the future, because of Xiuzhen and Jiqì people, Interstellar doesn't care much about eating, so many delicacies have been lost, and most people are satisfied if they can fill their stomachs, so there are no delicious dishes. However, this primitive home planet seems to have a very developed food culture, and he feels hungry when he looks at many food pictures, well, when Ye Junjing comes back, let him make it for himself.

004 chews candy and suddenly makes a move.

【Ding! World Distortion +3%, currently Distortion 13%]

【Ding! World Distortion +5%, currently Distortion 18%]

【Ding! World Distortion +3%, currently 21% Distortion

【Ding! Dongfang Yuan's favorability +5, currently 80]

【Ding! Dongfang Wall's Sadistic Value +20, Currently Sadistic Values 50]

Ye Junge listened to 004's vague system prompt sound, and looked over helplessly, sure enough, a certain stupid ball dripping saliva from eating candy, the whole hair ball moved, and the long hair shook and trembled, which was very funny.

The corners of Ye Junge's forehead jumped: "Take care of your saliva, and then dare to get saliva everywhere"

004 scared pee: [No, don't dare!] Get it clean right away, cough cough! It's choking on sugar.

To be honest, Ye Junge has never found where 004's mouth and eyes are, could it be that there are too many hairs and too long to cover them?

"What's the sound just now?" Ye Junge decided to change the topic, otherwise he would be angry with this guy.

[Ala is like this, you have found a high-sounding excuse for opening a trumpet for yourself, the world distortion is increased by three percent, Dongfang Yuan is masochistic, and he loves you more deeply, and the distortion is increased by five percent, and by the way, the favorability is increased by five, these things affect Lin Wei's beautiful and flawless image in Dongfang Yuan's heart, so the distortion has increased by three percent, and as for the sadistic value, it is because you said that you and Dongfang Yuan are just good brothers and you have someone you like. 004 finished speaking in one breath, and then happily concluded, [So Junjun, you are worthy of being the host that I have chosen to bind! The efficiency of doing the task is very good! ~\(≧▽≦)/~Sprinkle flowers~】

I'm starting to sell stupidity again.

Ye Junge twitched the corners of his mouth and continued to look at the food pictures.

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caught the bloody rain on the Internet, and the water army hired by Sun Xi obviously would not give up so lightly, and the jumping up and down completely angered Jun Ye's fans.

#某些跳的要命的忧粉希望你们好自为之!

LZ: I can't stand it anymore, don't you want us to be okay? Do you have to force him out of the circle for the second time to be happy? Is it fun for you guys to jump around and bite around? Did Jun Ye Sama kill your father or rob your mother, staring at it like this, are you annoyed?

1L: I'm a passerby, I've been watching for a long time, and it's true that I've always been biting fans, to be honest, I think Junye Sama is right, he's not rare at all about that role, and it's not rare to form a cp with someone, and those cp fans are simply unreasonable

2L: ls, you don't understand, some cp fans are nc late stage, and they always feel that their natal cp is good anywhere, and everyone looks like they are going to dismantle cp and grab cp, but in fact, we sama can't look down on either of them

3L: I think you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, Jun Ye can't grasp the heart of Dongfang Yuan Sama himself, so he said that he can't look down on Dongfang Yuan sama, right? It's ridiculous

4L: Daughter-in-law, come and see 3L Sabi! 3L definitely didn't go to Junye sama's Weibo to read it.,Junye sama said that he and Dongfang Yuan sama are just good brothers.,And Junye sama himself has a favorite person.

5L: Laughing and watching the worries come out and jump again, anyway, there are their things everywhere, and I don't know what convergence is

6L: Those people can jump so hard if they ignore it, if they take advantage of it, won't it turn the world upside down? It's scary to think about, why are there so many nc these days

7L: lzsb does not explain

8L: The point! What if Jun Ye Sama is heartbroken by this group of people and really quits the circle completely in a fit of anger? I'm so good at the thought that I'll never hear about Junya Sama again!

9L: Same as the same side

10L: Fang +1

27L: square + ID number

28L: I'm a passerby, I don't care who is right and who is wrong, but I want to continue to listen to Jun Ye's stupid mother's new drama, please don't force him away!

29L: Jun Ye sama, you must not take their words to heart! We all love you!

62L: Laughing at a group of Junye fans talking to themselves, heh, it's better for scumbags like Junye not to appear in the online matching circle again

63L: ls you are ridiculous, everyone who catches the net all the year round knows that Jun Ye's stupid mother has a good character

64L: The 62nd floor must be a newcomer to the net, or simply a relative and friend who was pulled by the worry fan to help fight

65L: Wocao, ls you make a point!

66L: 64L+1w, why didn't I think of it?

67L: 64L+1234567 worries are really shameless

68L: 64L+7654321 tsk, of course, it is difficult for normal people like us to understand the nc brain circuit, of course, I don't mean that 64L is the same as the nc brain circuit, 64L is definitely beyond ordinary people to be extremely smart!

69L: I'm LZ, I'm going to post a screenshot of 62L and 64L, so that everyone can see what disgusting things the fans have done

70L: Penthouse Lord! After sending the link, I'll go to the top post!

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Ye Junjing couldn't work at ease in the company, Wen Jiàn couldn't stand it at all, his eyes were full of his younger brother's seductive red lips yesterday and the well-behaved appearance of sleeping peacefully in his arms at night, and he was hot when he thought about it.

Ye Junjing felt that something was wrong with him.

What's going on here? It can't be that I have a crush on my brother, right?

Well? Wait, you've got a crush on Jun?!

Ye Junjing covered his face in pain, wanting to deceive himself and accuse himself that he was thinking too much, but he couldn't believe it when he thought about it.

Stop struggling, you have a lot of thoughts about your half-brother.

Ye Junjing felt that he still had to struggle.

He took a deep breath to clear out distractions, and tried to deal with Wen Jiàn seriously, although he still thought of those lips and sparkling eyes from time to time.

finally stayed up until noon, the assistant delivered takeaways, Ye Junjing waved his hand to let him leave, looking at the lunch box on the table, his thoughts drifted to Ye Junge again. I don't know if Jun ate on time?

endured it, but still turned on the mobile phone and dialed Ye Junge's phone.

"Hello?" The voice of the person on the other end of the phone was warm, but Ye Junjing just heard a trace of charm, and felt that his whole body was hot, as if he had been bewitched.

"Hey, Jun, have you eaten?" Ye Junjing tried to make his tone sound the same as usual.

The other end of the phone chuckled, and his voice was lazy: "I've eaten, what about you?" ”

Ye Junjing coughed lightly, feeling that his self-control was collapsing: "Eat immediately, you play less on the computer, go out more if you have nothing to do, don't always stay at home." ”

"Okay."

"Good afternoon."

"Good afternoon." Ye Junge spit out two words faintly, and then cut off the phone.

I played with my phone for a while, and I seemed to think of something interesting, and my smile never went down.

Ye Junjing's reaction was really interesting.

Ye Junjing listened to his younger brother's "good afternoon", and didn't come back to his senses for a long time, until the sound of a beep rang for a long time before he reacted, and quickly put away his mobile phone.

After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone, found Ye Junge in the contacts, and changed the remarks from Xiaojun to Bao'er.

Looking at the three words full of ambiguous taste, Ye Junjing smiled with satisfaction, exhaled silently, and carefully put the mobile phone into the pocket of his clothes.

"Good afternoon, baby."