When Gu Qing came to Stark's rooftop floor, everyone except the ladies was teased by Stark.

To Thor: "Ramming." ”

To Captain America: "Old popsicles." ”

To Dr. Banner: "The big one in your body. ”

To Hawkeye: "Fat Eagle." ”

To Cyclophalo: "Gossip man." ”

Even Loki, who was already miserable, didn't let go: "Do you think you're Bambi?" Only Thor's hammer will be deceived by you again and again, what a brotherhood! ”

As he spoke, he pointed the finger at Thor, who was spreading rumors: "Oh, you won't really let me be right, you so-called gods also chase stars?" It's no wonder you're still wearing your mommy's shawl. ”

Thor sank his face and took out the momentum of being the eldest prince of Asgard: "Iron Man, do you know who you are talking to?" ”

Then he was directly choked back by Stark, a little expert in mouth cannons: "You don't know who you are, so how do I know." ”

Thor: "...... He picked up my hammer. ”

"You mean your thunder-summoning hammer?" For a while, everyone was curious, and they came to watch Thor's hammer, Thor subconsciously hugged the hammer tightly, but unfortunately it couldn't stop everyone's curiosity, so the small talk became #Raise your hammer #Mini game.

Stark was the first to come, he put on the steel suit, he didn't lift the hammer, he pouted: "Wufu." ”

Black Widow, Hawkeye, Cyclops, Dr. Banner who didn't transform, and Phoenix Girl all tried, but the hammer didn't move, and Thor breathed a sigh of relief every time, making everyone want to see what would happen to him when the hammer was lifted.

Captain America was also arched up, he put his own shield to the side, grasped the handle of the hammer with both hands, and with all his strength, the hammer was actually raised, of course only a little, and it was enough for Thor to be shocked!

In the end, it was the turn of the Storm Girl, and Stark immediately shouted: "I remember this lady's ability, she can also summon thunder and lightning, you have the same attributes, maybe you can pick up the hammer of this evil sect." ”

Tor was frightened, and he stepped forward to snatch the hammer, when Jarvis spoke up, "Gentlemen and ladies, Mr. Xavier has arrived. Thor almost flew over and grabbed the hammer.

Stark rolled his eyes, "I strongly suspect that this hammer smells of bones." ”

Captain America, who really couldn't look down on him, called Stark, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, in warning: "Stark! ”

"If you really want to know what it tastes like, practice is the best way to get the truth, don't you think, Mr. Stark?" Gu Qing's voice came from the side of the elevator, and Stark took a sip of wine: "Who are you, should I know you?" Or should I re- what kind of eyes do you have? ”

The black widow said coldly: "Don't be pretentious? ”

Stark: "......"

Stark originally wanted to turn on the mouth cannon skill to the lady, but in the afterglow, he saw M-o who came with Gu Qing, and then saw that the rest of the people present were more or less disgraced except for him, and he was really looking forward to this vacuum cleaner with cleaning obsessive-compulsive disorder to wash their faces. However, M-o is obsessive-compulsive to clean, but it is also good to have a big picture?

After Gu Qing greeted the unknown people present, it was finally Thor's turn to hold the hammer and not let go, and he said slowly: "Since I once said that I would not take your Azorla for myself, you can rest assured, I am the one who speaks." Before Thor could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Gu Qing say again, "Of course, if it comes to me automatically, I'll say something else." ”

Thor immediately glared at Gu Qing angrily: "What are you talking about!" ”

Gu Qing showed a pure smile, "Really?" ”

That smile made Thor#Tiger Body Shock#, looked at Gu Qing vigilantly, and after a while, Gu Qing suddenly realized: "Are you waiting for me to show you?" I think it's better to avoid thunderstorms when the time comes. ”

Stark, who first understood the meaning of Gu Qing's words, laughed unceremoniously, and the rest of the people also reacted one after another, only Thor was still confused.

At this moment, a voice with infinite vitality came out: "Great Demon King!" ”

"Look at what I'm doing, I didn't call it." Thor hurriedly denied it, "Although this call speaks to my heart, it really wasn't my name." ”

Everyone: "......"

The Lord Magic Mirror, who came out to see the world, was almost frightened by the corpse of the Kitari outside, and he took a slow step before sneaking over, and as soon as he appeared, he threw himself into Gu Qing's arms, and was quickly held in his hand by Gu Qingyan. Lord Magic Mirror made a sound with his teeth chattering: "It's terrifying, why can't aliens be more beautiful, don't you know that it's the world of looking at faces now?" Scared me to death-" The rest of the words came to an abrupt end, because Gu Qing turned it around, and in the face of a room of handsome men and beautiful women, Lord Magic Mirror immediately came back to life with full blood, and a bouquet of bright roses appeared in the mirror, "Hey, beauties, do you want to have a date with Lord Magic Mirror?" ”

Playboy Stark was about to laugh at him, but he didn't expect several voices of agreement to sound in the room.

Stark: "......" is still to come, as a beauty pageant mirror, Lord Magic Mirror is naturally full of praise skills, plus it was still very popular at that time poetry to praise people, praise people up high-end atmosphere and grade, after a while, it coaxed a room full of people to laugh, even Captain America, who is rigorous and steady by nature, faced with "Your blonde hair is as bright as the sun, your blue eyes are as deep as the sea, and your figure is as perfect as a David sculpture under Michelangelo's knife". It's not embarrassing.

When Stark's turn came, Lord Magic Mirror muttered, "You're so narcissistic. ”

Stark: "...... Oh, I'm the typical narcissist, what's the matter, bite me. ”

"Trust me, you won't want it to bite you." Gu Qing spoke slowly, and Lord Magic Mirror also shook the mirror body, and it turned around and found 'beauty' again, "Isn't this the second prince Loki?" Why is the pearl dusty? It was very happy to use a high-end word for itself, and commanded M-o to clean Loki, M-o looked at Gu Qing, Gu Qing smiled: "We don't promote #Abuse of prisoners#." ”

After saying that, M-o, who couldn't bear it anymore, rushed forward.

"What is it going to do to my brother?" Thor didn't act rashly this time, he was bound to live and die with his hammer.

Before Gu Qing could speak, Stark, who had seen it once, said in a freehand manner: "Oh, believe me, your brother will like it." As soon as he changed his words, he said to Gu Qing, "So, you're actually a mutant?" So what is your superpower? ”

Stark's words made the originally relaxed atmosphere settle down all of a sudden. Gu Qing took in everyone's reactions, and finally those bright azure eyes froze on Stark, and muttered, "Infinite power? ”

Thor carried his hammer to prove it.

Stark: "......"

Laser Eye, who remembered something, suddenly laughed, and Stark, who felt that he had punched the cotton, immediately grabbed him: "Gossip man, yes, it's you, you seem to have some gossip to share with us." ”

Lasereye laughed miserably: "I don't think you would want to know." ”

The Phoenix Girl knew what had happened after walking around from the laser eye's thoughts, and she shared the gossip with the Storm Girl with a subtle expression, and the Storm Girl's expression became entangled. The two of them looked at Gu Qing, or the phoenix girl smiled and said, "Eric, when are you going to bring your boyfriend back for Professor X to see?" ”

The unknown Avengers turned their gaze to Stark, who put his glass on the bar with a blank face, "Jarvis, get the Mark Boys out." "He's going to fight this group to the death, and he has to fight a decisive battle!

"Sir, though I'm not in favor of hitting a stone with an egg, be on hand if you really want to." Jarvis's British voice is as calm as ever, and the words he says are as good as ever.

Stark: "...... What did I say, ah, me! Xavier, don't be like this, #It's none of your business, hang high#-"

"Allow me to correct you, I am not a #business, hang high# posture, but a posture of following the will of the masses. Well, maybe you should ask yourself, Mr. Stark, what the hell have you done to make everyone laugh at you. Gu Qing said slowly, and after inflicting a ton of damage on Stark, he muttered to himself as if he was guessing: "Hmm, are you looking forward to seeing your big eyes cry?" ”

#无差别攻击#

Everyone: "......"

Stark: "......"

After a while, Laser Eye, who had a lot of knowledge of Gu Qing's skills, said dryly: "Yes, he is like this." ”

Hawkers, anyway, everyone has seen Gu Qing's #Choking to Death Don't Pay for Your Life# skill, which is even better than Stark's mouth cannon skills, and the sentence just now# bullied you and cried# almost scared the Hulk in Dr. Banner's body out.

While they were talking happily, Loki had been cleaned by M-o, and it was definitely shiny, and even Loki's antler helmet was shinier than before, but Loki's face was not good-looking.

"I told you, I just made a full range of spa, efficient and fast, and I was so moved to cry when I saw our second prince Bambi." Stark held on strongly, and continued his gag at this point.

Loki: "......"

Thor, who didn't know how much humiliation his brother had suffered, looked at his brother's armor, then at his own, and said expectantly, "Can you give me such a spa?" ”

M-o nodded.

Thor laughed happily, "Come on." ”

Everyone looked at each other, but Lord Magic Mirror commented in a stern tone: "#**Young people are more happy#." Although it doesn't seem to have a position to say that on its own.

Stark said slowly: "I've wanted to ask before, this, maybe I should use this side to describe it, Mr. Mirror, where did you come from?" Don't tell me that I even have a mutant mirror these days. ”

"Why are you so surprised? I thought you would have been able to do it after meeting the Great Prince, the Second Prince, and the Hammer from Asgard, and the Kitari from the extrasolar planet Kitari, or after seeing Thanos, the banishing Tertans of the intelligent race on Saturn's moon Titan, who was the main emissary behind the Kitari invasion of Earth, Mr. Stark? ”

Gu Qing let off a shallow water bomb in a chatty tone, and the first to react was Dr. Banner: "Wait, you mean that there are intelligent races on Saturn's moons?" ”

And Stark, who said with a blank face, "My astrophysics has been mercilessly raped!" ”

"Oh, I thought it was the whole physics." Gu Qing replied to Stark, and then looked at Dr. Banner, "Yes, the Titans." I think the reason why they haven't contacted the earth is probably because they don't look down on us, just like the city people don't look down on hillbillies. Well, this can rise to planetary discrimination, I wonder if the United Planetary Council will accept this discrimination case? ”

"What United Planetary Council? Why haven't I heard of it? What did the straight-hearted Thor say, and immediately shouted after hearing Gu Qing's words.

"Well, that's just a joke." Gu Qing blinked his eyes and said.

Thor: "......"

"But how do you know?" It was the Black Widow who said this, she stared at Gu Qing tightly, Gu Qing's attitude was very calm, and he said without changing his tone: "It was Loki who sued me, or that his thinking was too active and was accidentally caught by me." Speaking of which, Loki, do you know that the leader of the Kitari did not put a truly powerful army under your control? I think that's pretty obvious, as evidenced by the fact that after the passage opened by the Cosmic Cube was closed, I sent a nuclear bomb that was supposed to blow up the whole of Manhattan in the government's consultation, and blew it up, and the Kitari who had already come to the ground stopped eating as if they had no inner core. ”

Loki: "......"

The other people present except for Thor all had solemn faces, in addition to the sake of the Kitari, there was also the nuclear bomb mentioned by Gu Qing, and the deep meaning behind the government's actions.

The only ones present who were not affected were Laser Eyes, they completely trusted Gu Qing and believed that there would be nothing wrong with him.

Gu Qing looked around, retracted his gaze, and looked at Loki with a smile: "So, obediently go back to Asgard with your brother...... Get put on trial. ”

Loki: "......"

After Gu Qing gave Loki advice, he looked at Stark, who was turning the wine bottle: "I think we can talk about our previous cooperation case, what do you think?" ”

"That's what I mean, where do you want to talk?" Stark saw that everyone looked at it again, he really couldn't help it anymore, and rolled his eyes, "What's the matter, it's not that you don't feel distressed about your mansion, right?" ”

"I think that in the end, there will be one party to take responsibility for this, maybe we can study the civilization and history of the Kitari people, and visit us someday." Gu Qing said and turned his gaze to Dr. Banner again, "Dr. Banner, you might as well consider re-employment in EX industry?" ”

Stark immediately shouted, "How can I go to your EX industry?" He's already told me he's coming to my Stark Industries. Besides, his superpower is an acquired mutation, and he doesn't have any common language with you who are congenitally mutated. ”

"Don't worry, Stark, I'm not going to discriminate against you." Speaking of congenital discrimination against acquired mutations, a representative figure appeared, almost as soon as Gu Qing's voice fell, his mobile phone rang, he made an apologetic gesture to Stark, took out the phone, and after looking at it, he made a subtle syllable, "It's my mommy." ”

Cyclops coughed in shock.

Stark immediately became energetic: "Hmm, your mommy, is it also a mutant?" I don't really understand how you mutants have the X gene, and I'll have Jarvis do some research when I get back. ”

Hearing this, Laser's gaze at Stark turned into horror mixed with admiration. After all, that's Magneto, no matter how powerful Stark's Iron Man is, he can be rounded and flattened in front of Magneto.

Stark: "...... My gut told me that there must be a very good story in this. ”

Gu Qing went to answer the phone, and the black widow brushed off her red hair, and showed a very attractive smile towards the magic mirror, and as soon as she called "little cutie", Lord Magic Mirror began to tremble, and only reacted halfway through, and said dryly: "Oh, Natasha beauty, Lord Magic Mirror is not afraid of you, really." It's just that the boyfriend of the big demon king likes to call Lord Magic Mirror like this, and Lord Magic Mirror has a psychological shadow. ”

The Phoenix Girl and the Storm Girl immediately squeezed over: "Eric's boyfriend? What kind of person is he? What is it called? What does it do? How's the relationship between the two of them? "This is the standard #mother-in-law#Well, probably.

Lord Magic Mirror replied in a daze: "Other Lord Magic Mirror don't know, but he is the first person Lord Magic Mirror knows who can call the Great Demon King 'Sweetheart', 'Darling' and 'Little Honey', and he is a real warrior!" Oh, and the Great Demon King sometimes calls him 'Baby'. ”

Phoenix and Storm: "Oh-"

Stark pretended to retch, knowing that everyone who had previously #hidbed# accident looked at his stomach in unison, and the dazed Captain America and Dr. Banner also subconsciously

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