Chapter 189: Did You See My Little Bear?
After a period of inexplicable confusion, the wedding in the church, which had been in constant condition, finally began its formal ceremony under the wedding march played by a group of musical zombies, but I don't know why Nami felt that the wedding she experienced today was a little different from the wedding she imagined, at this time the withered flowers in the church filled every spare corner of the church, and the seats full of guests and friends were all zombies in armor, Under this rather out of tune background music, several bats representing blessings are released by a group of zombies cheering. ,The priest zombie who has only a layer of skin left on the stage doesn't know where to find a yellowed Bible that has been insectically stationed and pretending to officiate at his wedding, what the hell is the crescent moon that is inexplicably installed on the huge cross representing God behind it? How does it feel like a cult ritual?
The priest, who didn't care about Nami's strange and confused pastors at all, looked at the Bible in his hand and shook his head to his own rhythm, "Lord Absalom, would you like to marry this woman?" Love her, be faithful to her, whether she is poor, sick or disabled, until she dies, will you? ”
"I do! Nami-san, what's the matter! Absalom, who was already blind, nodded excitedly and replied.
"So beautiful Ms. Nami, would you like to marry this man? Love Him and be faithful to Him, whether he is poor, sick or disabled, until he dies! Would you like to? After receiving Absalom's affirmative answer, the priest turned his head to look at Nami on the other side, who was taped to her mouth and tied her hands behind her back.
"Woooooo Nami, who heard the question, glared at the priest in front of her, writhing and struggling desperately. It's a pity that there was a pinched answer behind her at this time: "I do!" Listening to the sissy male voice behind her, Na Meimei, who was struggling in front, took a breath and fainted. Is this the voice of the old lady? Nami, who was roaring inwardly, had already dismantled the zombie soldier behind her in her heart at this time. It's a pity that Bo Tsai behind her didn't feel her full of resentment. Still feeling good about herself and the priest made Nami's wedding declaration.
"Very well, on behalf of Lord Moria, I would like to bless the couple in front of me and announce that they are officially married. If not, please offer your best wishes! Ignoring Lola, who was writhing wildly in her seat to say something, the priest asked with a smile on his face as he looked at the zombie generals below.
"Didn't you? Well, the marriage contract is made, Lord Absalom, the bridegroom, now you can kiss your bride and give her a sweet kiss of love! ”
"Really?" Look at Nami, who is as beautiful as a fairy on the other side. Although there were countless voyeurs in the bathroom, Absalom, who was married for the first time, looked nervously at the priest on the side and carefully confirmed.
"Of course, Lord Abu, you can give a kiss!" Looking at Absalom, who was anxious, the priest zombie smiled again and confirmed with him without a hint of annoyance.
"Ah, Nami-san, I'm here, please accept my kiss of love!" So in Nami's frightened expression. The lion's kiss, which suddenly stretched forward, was printed on her lips.
Just as Nami was shaking her head desperately to avoid the terrible hungry wolf's kiss, "Boom! Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and the door of the church, which had been tightly closed, smashed into the armor of the zombie generals sitting near the gate with flames, making a crackling sound. After the smoke. I saw a pink-haired Lori wearing a cat headdress, wearing a burgundy dress, carrying a small backpack, and carrying a teddy bear in her hand, standing at the door of the church and asking weakly: "That...... Have you seen my bear? ”
"Bastard. Whose bear child are you? Don't you know what the adults are doing here? I'm going to steal one from Perona and I'm going to steal one from Perona, who's that. Find some lollipops, cakes. Coax this kid, pastor! Say that sentence again! Absalom, who was interrupted by this sudden situation, gritted his teeth, looked at the bride opposite him, thought about it, and chose to endure it, after all, marriage is important.
The priest, who was also confused by the sudden appearance of Lori, finally came back to his senses under the reminder of Absalom's gritted teeth, coughed dryly twice, and spoke again: "Are there any relatives and friends who disapprove of this wedding?" If not, groom, you can offer your love to your bride......" Just as the priest adjusted his condition and signaled Abu Salom to kiss his bride again, suddenly a fireball the size of a basin fell directly on his face, and the kiss he was about to say was forced back.
"I'm sorry, you just said it too quickly, I haven't had time to express my opinion, so I have to interrupt you, that baby doesn't agree to this wedding!"
Looking at the priest zombie who had become charcoal around him, Lord Absalom, who finally understood that the other party was not good, moved his gaze to the place where the crisp and pleasant loli sound came from, and looked at the zombie next to him who had just been assigned to take care of this loli was also smoking, and had turned into coke, and his eyes were twitching beside him. Master Abu, who felt that he was provoked, finally didn't dare to underestimate the seemingly harmless little Lori in front of him. "Who the hell are you?"
"My name is Annie, uncle, do you know me? By the way, what about the bear you promised Anne? Looking at Absalom, who was already about to be fried, the pink-haired Lori bit her finger and asked cutely.
"Wowha, I can't help it! Planck, you're really enough, so you still have this hand! I'll give you a score of 82 for you, Lori, and send the rest to you in the form of 666! Just when the pink-haired Lori replied to the whole circle in the church, a rough laugh suddenly came from the door of the church, and then the zombie generals who saw their true faces all stood up, staring at the door and silently drawing their weapons.
"Straw Hats, I knew it was you! Bastard! If you dare to ruin my wedding, I will kill you! Absalom, who could also see who was standing at the door, turned even more ugly.
"Absalom, save me!" At this time, the ball of meat in the hand of the blue-haired weird man who laughed suddenly let out a faint cry for help, once again attracting the attention of many people who were focused on the pink-haired Lori.
"What's that voice? Hogubak? How did you end up like this? Absalom, who had finally figured out what the ball of meat was, cried out in surprise with a look on his face.
As soon as the update is delivered, Anne and Tibbs wish everyone a Happy Children's Day! "I don't eat the candy given by the strange millet." (To be continued.) )