Chapter 62: The Barbecue Chef
At dawn, Yang Liu was awakened by the regular biological clock on time, and he rushed out of the nest in high spirits and ran in the morning light.
Yang Liu's full-time cameraman complained bitterly, followed him and caught up, and after less than forty minutes, the fat brother was panting like a cow, and finally fell down with a bang, and was no longer able to continue shooting.
At this moment, it seems that only Yang Liu is left in the heaven and earth.
He faced the rising sun of the sea, lightly stretched his ape arms, closed his eyes and swayed.
Between his fingers, like falling a thousand pounds, when advancing and retreating, like walking on thin ice, if you don't look carefully, it is difficult to find that he is moving. Moreover, this movement, only between square inches, has a peculiar rhythm, as if it were buried in some extremely heavy, sticky, slow current.
In his previous life, there was a song that sang well, no one will succeed casually, Yang Liu traveled here, and never stopped polishing himself one day, including in the busiest career of walking holes, he tried his best to exercise.
How many amazing and brilliant people have fallen under laziness? There is no other way but to cultivate asceticism.
Yang Liu worked for a long time, and felt all over, so he walked back happily.
From a distance, he saw Lu Yu standing on the reef, swinging the fishing rod, shouting, "Go you!" Ah! Walk you! I'm going to ......."
Lu Yu threw the rod again and again, failed again and again, he was extremely angry, and mustered all his strength to attack again, but this time his hand slipped, and even the fishing rod flew away! The waves on the beach were strong, and in the blink of an eye, his equipment was swallowed up by the turbid current, and there was no trace of it......
This little fresh meat is like a thunderbolt, standing still!
On the beach, Jung Jong-ki picked up soaked firewood and put it in the sun, ready to drill wood to make fire again, and several female celebrities also lost their spirit and began to search for food in the gravel and crevices.
They are in a very bad state, and if they don't have anything to feed their hunger, there is likely to be some unknown accident.
Yang Liu was thoughtful, and then went into the dense forest to check the trap set yesterday. Traces of hare's droppings can be seen everywhere here, and if there is no threat from natural predators, they must live well and their numbers will certainly not be scarce.
Really! As soon as Yang Liu found the third bow trap, he found a fat gray hare hanging in the air, and he had been out of breath for a long time.
Hey! The emperor lives up to his wishes! I have a lover to send an umbrella!
The willow did not take it back immediately to concoct, but collected branches everywhere, weaving a fish basket, this kind of fish basket is also learned from Bei Ye, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, the shape is an inverted cone, if you put in the right bait, once the fish swim in, then there is no way out, let people slaughter!
Yang was busy for more than two hours before he finished making the fish basket. In order to prevent Song Jiajia's little pot friend from making trouble, he secretly found a place where no one was and began to deal with rabbits.
Disemboweled, peeled and cleaned, a small stone piece was made by willow, and the professional slaughterer was dumbfounded!
The intestines and internal organs were not wasted, and they were all turned into bait and put in the fish basket, loaded into the rock wall waterway, and waited for dinner to be baited! Haha, good start! Perfect!
Yang Liu relaxed his waist and sang while walking: "You said that you want to escape, but you are destined to settle down......"
The sun is shining, where are the celebrities still having the interest of frolicking yesterday? They all hid in the shade of the trees, staggering to make up for sleep!
The protagonists are all asleep, and the photographers who follow the shooting naturally have nothing to do, bragging and farting on the side.
Someone sharp-eyed said, "Huh? Willow hey! ”
Someone else was stunned and said, "What is he holding in his hand?" ”
Some people even exclaimed: "! Looks like a rabbit, huh? Where did it come from! ”
Hulala, more than a dozen dedicated gay men surrounded and clicked to set up long guns and short cannons for filming, so the reality show became a one-man show......
Someone shook his hairstyle in the wind and returned to the shack in one step.
Last night's bonfire had long been extinguished, only curling green smoke remained, and Yang Liu casually threw a few pieces of stored dried firewood leaves into it, and when he opened his mouth, the small flames rose again! Plug in the zigzag branches on the left and right, the hares are strung up and up, and the barbecue stall is officially completed!
Hey! What can stump our all-powerful Yang Liu!
The videographers gasped, and some swallowed.
Yang Liu said unhappily: "Go, go!" It's a little farther away! You're all full, and we're hungry! ”
As the fire grew, the sound of sizzling continued, and the color of the hare slowly turned golden yellow, and the grease dripped one after another......
Yang Liu frowned, took out his untouched instant noodles from the bag, tore open the seasoning bag and melted it with water, dipped it with Song Jiajia's eyebrow brush, smeared the sauce on it, and made a few more cuts in order to absorb the flavor......
The sleepy-eyed Lu Yu's nose twitched, he sat up and said strangely: "I seem to smell the smell of barbecue!" ”
Hearing the word "barbecue", the rest of the stars woke up instantly, "Where's it?" Where? Where is the barbecue? ”
Nian Xiaozhen was pleasantly surprised: "Hi hi! There's smoke coming out of Brother Liu's side, hey! ”
Song Jiajia said: "He found something to eat!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen shouted happily: "Long live Brother Liu!" ”
Everyone swished and got up and ran away, only hating Daddy for missing two legs!
Around the campfire, their eyes lit up!
Jung Jong-ki coughed, "Okay...... It smells so good! ”
Lin Xinru and Nian Xiaozhen nodded desperately.
Lu Yu knelt down exaggeratedly, threw his five bodies to the ground, and worshiped the great god!
Song Jiajia glared and said, "Cold-blooded butcher!" Executioner! This looks like a rabbit! You're really good at it! ”
Yang Liu smiled dryly: "Sao Rui, it doesn't die, it's us who dies!" ”
Song Jiajia puffed up and said, "Hmph! For your sake, my sister won't care about you, hey, give me that roasted thigh first! ”
Yang Liu said: "Oh...... Yes? At this time, you don't say that the rabbit is cute? ”
Song Jiajia said: "At this time, rabbit meat is more cute......
Hunger, gobbling, and wind and clouds can't describe their barbaric eating, and it is estimated that everyone will have to lose countless fans after the show is broadcast...... Except, of course, willow!
Lu Yu's mouth was full of oil, and he volunteered: "I'll go and pick up a few coconuts, everyone will get tired!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen sucked his fingers and said, "Greasy? How do I not think? Another elephant won't be enough to eat! ”
Lin Xinru said: "It's amazing, with Yang Liu here, don't worry about anything!" Thank you! ”
Yang Liu was very modest: "It's a piece of cake, just go back and each of you will put a thousand yuan into my account!" ”
Zheng Zhongji was stunned and said, "Everyone heard it? ”
Everyone said in unison, "What do you hear?" Where is anyone talking? ”
The corners of Yang Liu's mouth twitched, and he said stupidly: "I knew that you were all so ungrateful, I might as well eat it secretly!" ”
Song Jiajia laughed, she suddenly noticed that something in the iron box was a little familiar, and she couldn't help yelling: "Damn it! Willow! That's like my eyebrow brush! I'll go! Even the hair is burned! ”
Yang Liu honestly admitted: "It seems to be! There is no tool to take advantage of, so the little brother will make use of it! ”
Song Jiajia's face was black, and she said word by word: "Do you know how much this thing costs?" ”
Yang Liu squinted his eyes and said, "How much can it be worth?" So stingy? Is five dollars enough? ”
Song Jiajia convulsed all over, and then raised her hand knife!
"I'll fight!"
"Oops! You eat more than anyone else, can you be reasonable......"