51. Painted skin

If a woman doesn't open her mouth, it's enough to confuse people, and as soon as this coquettish-soft language comes out, who can resist it?

Xue Wangjing and the others were already drunk, but the Nine Emperor Princes suddenly looked up at her, their eyes full of cold killing intent. Youshu was more vigilant than he was, and he quickly drew his dagger and slammed it into the table.

The woman seems to have a strange fragrance and smells very fragrant, but it is not. Youshu is a super-brain person, and her five senses are a hundred times better than ordinary people, and after filtering out the too strong fragrance, she even smells a stench of rot and immortality. The stench was so familiar to him that it reminded him of the last days.

Rotting but not dying, stiff but not melting, the stench is mixed with astringency and musty smell, there is no doubt that this is the smell of zombies. But there is no T-virus, no alien meteorites in this world, and no violent particle rain, how can there be zombies?

Youshu looked at the source of the smell and raised 120,000 points of vigilance against this woman who was also called "Youshu".

The Nine Emperors' five senses are also very keen, but they are much worse than those of teenagers. He didn't notice that something was wrong, and the reason why his face was not good was because this dusty woman was very bold and dared to call Youshu. Dragons have reverse scales, and they die when they touch them. And Youshu is precisely his reverse scale. Before he could see the woman's face clearly, he slapped him and sneered, "You are also worthy of being called Youshu, and you also report to this king, so bold." ”

Youshu also spoke at the same time, "Don't come any closer, or I'll kill you!" In his heart, he had regarded this strange-smelling woman as a zombie, and he couldn't wait to pry her head open with a dagger and squeeze her brain, but he remembered in time that his master was still around, so he had to warn her.

The woman's cheek was deflected, blood quickly appeared at the corner of her mouth, and there was an expression of disbelief on her face. Her appearance is always sought after in every way when she is brought to the outside world, and even the highest sages are uncontrollably obsessed, so how can she ever be scolded or beaten by others?

These two people, one threatened to kill himself, and the other actually went straight to the attack, isn't he blind?

Also thinking the same thing as her are Lao Bustard, Xue Wangjing and others. In the dictionary of the Nine Emperor Princes, the four words "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade" are only applicable to Youshu, and others, especially women with bad intentions, are just an object to him, if he doesn't come over to obstruct his eyes, he has the right to ignore it, if he insists on hitting the muzzle of the gun, or destroying, or burning, he has a thousand ways to make her disappear from the world.

Lao Bustard thought that as long as "Youshu" appeared, he would be able to get the favor of His Royal Highness the Nine, and he would redeem her another day, seal her position, and he would make a fortune, but he didn't expect His Highness Jiu's reaction to be completely unexpected by her. His Royal Highness Guan Jiu's eyebrows were heavy, and he was really angry, if he cut down his own cash cow, he really had no place to reason. She panicked, and was about to step forward to plead, but when she saw that the Nine Emperors suddenly laughed, she backhanded Zhao Xiaogongzi.

She almost forgot that this Zhao Xiaogongzi was also a god, and he was also not bewitched by "Youshu", so he pulled His Royal Highness Jiu behind him, took out the dagger, and threatened to slaughter a charming daughter. Why is he? "Youshu" is just a salute, who is to provoke whom?

When Lao Bustard, Xue Wangjing and others shouted for the stunning-woman who was wronged, the Nine Emperor Princes, who were still furious, had a clear sky and a captain. He leaned over slightly, wanting to whisper a few words in the young man's ear, but the young man also threw himself into his arms, and his hands took the initiative to climb on his neck, and he also wanted to speak.

The two of them are like mandarin ducks with crossed necks, you hug me, I hug you, you bite my ear, I bite your ear, and whisper in unison, "This woman is weird, stay away from her!" The words fell to each other, looking at each other, smiling brightly, and they were all happy with this rare tacit understanding.

"How do you know she's weird?" The two laughed, again in unison, and then laughed in a low voice.

Youshu covered her mouth with one hand, put it on her master's waist with the other hand, and admonished, "Although she smells fragrant, she actually uses heavy spices to cover up the smell of corpses." Where does a woman smell of corpses? So it's better to have less contact. ”

As long as people who have experienced the end of the world, they can quickly distinguish the smell of corpses and zombies, but there are no zombies in this world, and it is inconvenient to say it clearly, so I have to be vague, hoping that the master can believe in himself. Fortunately, the master is an ancient, and it is taboo for others to bump into his name, otherwise he will not be confused by this zombie.

He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but the arm around his master tightened more and more, for fear that this zombie would suddenly go crazy and pounce on him regardless of it. Killing zombies is not only a responsibility for the last people, but also an instinct, right now, the hairs on Youshu's whole body are standing up, ready to cut off his head and poke his brain at any time.

This explanation is a bit absurd, because Guy can't smell a single odor, and he can't connect a great beauty with a corpse. But the Nine Emperor Princes were convinced. He also hugged the boy's waist and whispered, "Her origin is indeed strange. I have been practicing internal skills since I was a child, and I was so angry that I slapped it over, and I was able to fan an eight-foot man like Xue Wangjing several feet with just the wind on my sleeve, and I must have suffered serious internal injuries after I landed. Look at her, not only is she standing steadily, her cheeks are not red or swollen, but there is only a small wound at the corner of her mouth, which is not the reaction that ordinary people should have. ”

During the conversation, Youshu had already pressed her mental power into her palms, covering the surface of the master's body, and she herself was also coated with a film, so others saw them biting their ears and talking and laughing, but there was no sound when they wanted to listen carefully.

Xue Wangjing and the others only thought that their ears were weak, but the stunning woman was shocked. The tips of her ears moved and moved, and her skill rose from one layer to ten layers, but she still couldn't hear the whispers of the two clearly, and she couldn't help but feel worried in her heart, secretly wondering if there was something wrong with her?

Although the old bustard is simple-minded, he is extremely sensitive to the affairs of men and women, and when he saw that the two of them had beaten their own Oiran, they hugged each other and whispered, chuckling and laughing, and their lips touched each other's faces, as if they were kissing densely, and suddenly realized: It was not that their own Oiran was not attractive enough, but that the two of them were good at Longyang!

Hey, since you like men, why didn't you say it earlier? The old bustard secretly hated, and suddenly thought that Zhao Xiaogongzi seemed to be called "Youshu", and cold sweat immediately fell. A prostitute who rode thousands of people across 10,000 people actually collided with His Royal Highness Jiu's heart and liver, and it is strange that His Highness is not angry! It's a blessing to just slap him, you know, this master has also chopped people up on the street!

The old bustard's legs and feet were weak, and he immediately knelt down to plead guilty.

The Nine Emperor Princes really wanted to erase the stunning-woman. Her appearance is already a disaster, and she has the same name, and she will definitely be touted by the nobles of Shangjing in the future. As long as he thought of them calling "Youshu" in his mouth when they were walking with women, he couldn't control the murderous thoughts surging in his heart.

But there are very few women in the world who can block his blow, and they are still trying to seduce with beauty, there may be some conspiracy in this. In the past, he would only find it interesting and indulge, but not now, he must ensure Youshu's safety, so the origin of this woman and the person behind it must be found out.

He must have a concubine, but before that, he must have supreme power and status. The people that Emperor Zongsheng couldn't wait, he waited; Those who the Holy Emperor can't protect, he will protect; The love that Emperor Zongsheng can't get, he will definitely be able to get. He would never repeat the mistakes of the Holy Emperor.

Thinking of this, the Nine Emperor Princes hugged Youshu tightly, raised his eyes to look at the woman, and a cold smile hung on the corner of his lips.

The woman made a frightened appearance and knelt down with the bustard to plead guilty.

His Royal Highness Xu Shijiu's slapping was too crisp and loud, and Xue Wangjing and the commander of the guards had come back to their senses at this time, but they didn't notice the woman's abnormality. They only took pity on the Ninth Highness and cherished the jade, and never made a ruthless move, so how did they know that he used ten percent of his strength? The two hesitated for a moment, and finally stepped forward to plead, and even Zhao Yulin had the courage to persuade peace, saying that the same name and surname were not a thing, and it was just a matter of asking her to change it.

These people really have limited eyesight and are not of great use. The Nine Emperor Princes had already denied Xue Wangjing and the commander of the guards in their hearts, and planned to take over the secret guards left by Emperor Zongsheng after returning to the palace. I have to admit that this legendary overlord does have his own miracles, he actually predicted the birth of the Nine Emperor Princes six hundred years ago, and also specified that he passed on his hidden power to him.

This is also a big reason why Zhong Kangdi is convinced of his son's origins.

The Nine Emperors looked down on the Holy Emperor very much, so naturally his bequest was not rare, but now, he has the only weakness, so he can only continue to grow stronger until he is invincible; Until the whole Xia Qi or even Kyushu is under control. He would never admit it, he actually had the same hidden worries as Emperor Zongsheng, lest Youshu disappear one day and never be found again.

And now that Kyushu is in war and bleeding, where can he go to find him, and how can he ensure his safety? Emperor Zongsheng used eternal loneliness to create eternal greatness, but he wanted to use eternal greatness to cut off eternal loneliness. He wants to be with Youshu forever, even if his soul is scattered.

His heart was full of tenderness and affection, but the Nine Emperors didn't dare to show it, so he only waved his hand to send the woman away, and said coldly, "Don't use the name 'Youshu' in the future, otherwise this king will pick your skin!" "Not only can the woman not use it, but after he ascends the throne, he will issue a holy decree, and the whole Xia Qi can't use it except for his own heart and liver!

Stunning - the woman's trembling voice should be, but she is crazy with hatred inside. The two words she hates to hear the most are "peeling", what about the Nine Emperors? What about the reincarnation of the Holy Emperor? Sooner or later, one day dig out your heart! Of course, Zhao Xiaogongzi, who said that she was going to kill herself, would not let it go either.

The woman hid her face and retreated, many bloody thoughts flashing through her mind.

Youshu waited for her to go far before putting the dagger back into her boot and continuing to eat. Not only did the woman refuse to let him go, but he was not the kind of irresponsible apocalyptic person who saw a zombie but didn't kill it, and he had made up his mind to come again at night and secretly destroy people.

The two continued to eat, sometimes whispering, sometimes looking at each other and smiling, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious. Xue Wangjing and the others, who were sitting on the side, felt excited, and their eyes frequently turned to the place where the woman disappeared.

Two quarters of an hour later, the food had been wiped out, and the Nine Emperor Princes led Youshu out, passing by the lotus pond, but he dragged him back.

"I just said that the shopkeeper will give me the turtle in the lotus pond." He leaned on the railing and looked down, his mouth pursed involuntarily, it turned out that the turtle had already run away.

"What's the hurry, I'll let someone help you fish. Look at your little mouth, you can hang a few oil bottles. The Nine Emperor Princes pinched the lips of the young man's flesh with indulgence, then looked at the old bustard, and ordered, "Find some people to come and catch the turtle, whoever catches it will be rewarded." ”

The corners of the old bustard's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that these two masters are really good at playing, come to my green wax small building and don't look for flowers and willows, don't drink and have fun, but you can't get along with a turtle, and you throw a handful of silver tickets on it. In these days, it is better to be a turtle than to be a man!

Although she kept slandering, she didn't dare to disobey the order, and hurriedly called the nurses.

A group of big men were bare-chested and touched in the muddy waters, and some Shu was lying on the railing and watching with relish, but he didn't expect the master to come over, cover his eyes with his big palm, and ordered angrily, "Put on your clothes!" ”

The nurses couldn't, so they had to go ashore to get dressed, and jump down again.

The more Xue Wangjing looked at the unreasonable appearance of His Royal Highness the Nine, the more he felt that he had the potential to be a tyrant, and he couldn't help but feel worried about Xia Qiguozuo.

After touching a dozen fish in a row, someone finally touched a turtle. Youshu ran over to look at it a few times and shook her head, "It's not this one." ”

How do you know it's not this one? Do all turtles in the world look exactly the same? The guardian puffed out his eyes and his expression was not angry, but he did not dare to speak, so he had to put the turtle in the bamboo basket on the shore and continue to jump down and touch it.

Immediately afterwards, someone touched seven or eight of them, all of which were denied by Youshu one by one. Far from being bored, the Nine Emperors lifted the hem of their clothes, took off their boots, and prepared to enter the water himself.

Dedication to such a point, even if Xue Wangjing is generous, it is also a little unbearable. While he went to pull His Royal Highness Jiu, he looked at the young man and asked, "Zhao Xiaogongzi, aren't you playing with them?" If you want to raise turtles, you already have eight or nine here, just pick one at random, don't toss Your Highness again. You must know that he is a nobleman of heaven and a true dragon, and you can't afford to hurt him. ”

Youshu didn't think there was anything wrong with the master going into the water to touch the turtle for himself. I think that when they lived in Kaiyuan Temple, they often jumped into the lake to catch fish for tooth sacrifices. It wasn't until Xue Wangjing stopped him that he realized that this life was completely different, and where could he climb the identity of the master?

He pursed his lips, suppressed the sudden sadness in his heart, took off his boots, and said regretfully, "It's me who has overstepped the rules, I'll go and catch it myself." I'm not shabu shabu, my turtle is three inches square, there are three small scratches on the edge of the left shell, two red patches under the eyes, and a few strands of algae dragged on the tip of the tail, as if it were growing directly on the skin. None of these turtles are it, I recognize it. ”

Xue Wangjing held his forehead, and said in his heart that this Zhao Xiaogongzi is really a god, he can't recognize the powder, but he can recognize a turtle.

After thinking about it, he was swept away by the Nine Emperor Princes, and almost fell into the turbid lotus pond, and when he looked back, he saw that the other party had squatted down, put the young man's pink boots back with a straight face, and said cautiously, "Don't say anything that exceeds the rules in the future." For me, you don't have to talk about the rules, I want to be your friend, not Your Highness, and we associate with each other equally, whether you are high or low. ”

Youshu was held by the master's ankle and wanted to struggle, but was pulled tighter, so she had to nod her head with her cheeks flushed. He peeked at his master, and involuntarily squeezed out two small dimples from his cheeks. It turns out that the master of this life already regards me as a friend? My heart is so sad and full, and tears are about to fall.

In order to prevent making a fool of himself, he quickly blinked, looking very overwhelmed.

The Nine Emperors smiled and poked at his sweet little dimples, and then neatly took off his boots, rolled up his trouser legs and hems, and jumped off the lotus pond.

Where did Xue Wangjing and the commander of the guards dare to stop him, he had to jump down.

"This king said that he doesn't like things that he can't see." When he bent over, the gentle expression of the Nine Emperor Princes was instantly cold, and there was strength and dissatisfaction hidden in his tone. Obviously, Xue Wangjing's behavior of reprimanding the teenager has touched his bottom line. Even he was reluctant to say a heavy word to the young man, what qualifications did others have? Not to mention, he also tried to push Youshu away from him.

Xue Wangjing remembered Zhao Yusong's fate at this time, and hurriedly whispered his guilt.

Zhao Yulin was still standing on the shore watching the excitement, but now he could only jump down, turned around, and glanced at his fifth cousin with resentment. It's the same people, why is there such a big gap? Youshu wanted to go into the water, but the Nine Emperor Princes would not allow it anyway, and said that if he touched his clothes, he would be punished, his tone was stern, but his expression was gentle and spoiled. I only hesitated for a moment, and I was slashed several times by the eye knife, and I was almost scared to pee.

When did the two of them hook up, and the relationship was so good? The dignified and noble, personally jumped off the lotus pond to touch the tortoise, if it spreads, it can really be compared with the "Beacon Opera Princes", and it is also desolate - obscene and unreasonable! Zhao Yulin touched it, and while slandering, his fingertips happened to touch a hard object, and when he took out the water, he saw that it was a small turtle.

Three inches square, that's right; Three scratches on the turtle shell, yes; Two red spots under the eyes, yes; There are a few algae sticks stuck to the tail, yes. Hey, is there such a turtle? It's not a pamper, it's not nonsense, this little cousin is too carefully observed! Zhao Yulin was amazed, and was about to take the turtle to receive the reward, but was snatched away by the Nine Emperor Princes and given a cold eye knife.

Xue Wangjing patted him on the shoulder and admonished, "Don't fight with His Highness for such a thing, be careful that he sacrifices you." ”

Zhao Yulin trembled and said aggrievedly, "Didn't you say before, the person who catches the turtle will be rewarded, and this reward ......" He twisted his index finger and thumb and made a gesture to ask for a silver ticket.

Xue Wangjing's forehead was bruised, and he didn't have a good breath, "Later, you will secretly come to this world to get it." At the end, I sighed in my heart: What kind of people are these Zhao families, one wants to eat and die, and the other wants a silver ticket to die, and it is also wonderful! With a bad account, His Royal Highness Nine hasn't settled it with him yet, but he's good, and he has completely forgotten about it!

Of course, the biggest wonder of this dynasty is none other than the Nine Emperor Princes. Now, he took the turtle and walked to the shore and held it up to show the boy, "Is this it?" It took me a long time to get it. ”

Youshu didn't notice the scene just now, took it and touched the turtle shell, tugged at the little tail again, pursed her lips and smiled, "It's this one, I fed it food, and it will go with me, this is the rule." "If, in the last days, someone gives you something for free, and you accept it, then you must go with him, and if you don't follow the rules, you will be slaughtered.

Seeing the young man's starry eyes and small dimples that flickered, the Nine Emperor Princes were also in a happy mood, propped their hands on the shore, jumped up neatly, and asked, "If I give you food, you will also go with me?" ”

You have already given it, if you can meet in the vast sea of people, whether it is this life or the previous life, or eternal life, I will go with you. Youshu blinked her big wet eyes and nodded cautiously.

The Nine Emperors laughed at first, then laughed again, hating to rub the boy into his bones and blood, but he could barely suppress it when he saw that he was in a mess. He was reluctant to get Youshu dirty, whether it was physical or mental, Youshu just needed to keep the current appearance, no need to grow up, and no need to worry about anything.

He turned around and hooked his hand at the old bustard, "How much is this meal worth?" Count it for the king. ”

The Nine Emperors didn't scream, only ate a table of wine and food, and the old bustard didn't dare to bargain indiscriminately, so he couldn't bear to stretch out a slap.

The Nine Emperors have studied well this time, and not only do they hide many silver tickets in their purses, but they also stuff a few pieces of broken silver. He took out a silver ticket and threw it to the bustard, then turned his head to look at Youshu and announced, "I invited this meal, does it count as I fed you?" Will you come with me? ”

"Count, follow!" Youshu nodded heavily, her eyes shining.

He has already figured out that he still follows his master in this life, even if he hates the things of gods and ghosts, even if he will break up one day because of this, he will wait for his master to pick people up before leaving. Even if he will be separated halfway through his life, even if he never gets a good result, he has tried and had, so he has nothing to regret.

He has no regrets, let alone regrets.

The Nine Emperors laughed loudly, their eyebrows fluttering. He longed to lift the boy up and throw him into the sky; I wanted to hold him in a few circles; I wanted to wrap my arms around his neck, kiss him his pink-tender cheeks, and lick his sweet little dimples by the way. But because of the dirt, the Nine Emperor Princes couldn't do anything, only gently rubbed the young man's hairy head, and admonished, "Wait here, don't run around, I'll clean up and come back soon." ”

Youshu nodded obediently, and only after watching him leave did she touch the little turtle lovingly.

As soon as he left the young man's line of sight, the smile on the face of the Nine Emperor Princes was instantly put away, and he slapped Zhao Yulin with his backhand, and said in a cold tone, "Dare to take Shu to visit the private brothel, really this king will not care about you?" ”

Zhao Yulin was fanned several feet, hit the rockery and fell to the ground, moaning and groaning. The Nine Emperor Princes were even more moody than the rumors, smiling like the sun one moment, and vicious the next, making people unable to react.

"Your Highness, the grass people don't dare, beg Your Highness to spare your life. Zhao Yusong told me to do this, saying that he was teaching Youshu to be a lewd dog and horse, a desolate day and night, and a lewd gentleman, so he gave me 5,000 taels of silver. Your Highness, for the sake of Youshu's surname Zhao, you can spare the grass people this time, and the grass people will definitely take good care of him in the future! Zhao Yulin barely got up and kowtowed.

The Nine Emperors were in a good mood today, and they didn't plan to do anything to him, so they said coldly as they walked forward, "That's it, only this time, I won't take it as an example." Before coming, the king still thought that if Shu stained a piece of flesh, he would cut off a piece of your flesh and skin, but fortunately, Shu was well-behaved and saved your life. ”

"Yes, yes, the grass people will repay the fifth cousin's life-saving grace."

Zhao Yulin is also a good person, and he knows that it is useless to shoot the sycophants of the Nine Emperor Princes, so he talks about his cousin. The Nine Emperors really didn't stay in trouble anymore and went to take care of themselves. Looking at the other party's tall and straight back, he covered his crotch and said in a cold sweat: Where you get dirty, you can cut yourself and make up for it, mother, fortunately you Shu didn't open up, otherwise you would have become a eunuch, it is really a life-saving grace, and you can't repay it!