Chapter 240: Accidentally Squirted
Yang Liu returned to normal society from suffering, and his mood was quite good, wearing sunglasses and a face full of stubble, no one could recognize him, which felt even better!
Freedom that has been lost for a long time!
He appeared in a certain pedestrian street in the capital in a grand manner, wandering around. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ho, look at his dress!
Ripped jeans, scissorhands T-shirt, and a messy hairstyle like a chicken nest, he is a non-mainstream bad young man.
The purpose of Yang Liu's trip is very simple, to buy something for her girlfriend.
I'm ashamed that he hasn't given anyone any decent gifts so far, although Song Jiajia doesn't care about these things at all, but he still feels a little apologetic.
Yang Liu "crackled" an ice cream in his mouth, searching aimlessly, and suddenly saw a signboard in his eyes: Allure Platinum.
Platinum? That's great!
Compared with those colorful and bright gemstones, it is simple, subtle, low-key, and restrained, which is more in line with the aesthetics of willow.
Ahem, smacking a popsicle to visit the platinum shop, the willow is also unprecedented.
Fortunately, the beauties in the store are not looking down on people, and their attitudes are still very kind.
The reception was a big-eyed girl, she smiled and walked over to greet her: "Hello sir, welcome to Allure Platinum, how can I help you?" ”
Yang Liu said: "I'll just take a look." ”
The beauty said: "You are free." ”
At a glance, this sister knew that she had been trained in strict etiquette, not far away, not close, her expression was neither humble nor arrogant, neither too enthusiastic, nor did she feel left out.
The willow felt very comfortable, like a spring breeze.
Of course, the main thing is to look at the face......
He quickly fell in love with a plain widened ring, well, simple and elegant, very beautiful! The stupid eldest sister has long fingers, and it must look good when she wears it!
Yang Liu said: "Please show it to me." ”
The beauty smiled sweetly: "Sir, you really have a vision, this series is the latest model this summer, and it is very popular!" It's the best gift for your closest people! ”
It's even more beautiful when you get closer, and the price is also very affordable.
Yang Liu said: "Swipe the card on the bag!" ”
The beauty was stunned, what an accident! She was not mentally prepared to make this order at all, the reason is very simple, someone's shape is really weird.
The beauty didn't look like he had a wife, so she said enthusiastically: "May I ask what is your girlfriend's size?" ”
Yang Liu was stunned and said, "What is hand inch?" ”
The beauty said: "Generally speaking, it is the circumference of the fingers, the size of the thickness of the fingers, and the size of the fingers." ”
Finger circumference?! Dude has only heard of bust...... However, the two are estimated to be similar, and they have the same effect, if they are small, they will be tight, and when they are big, they will sway......
Yang Liu said: "I...... I don't know...... It should be a little thicker than my little finger! ”
The beauty said: "Your girlfriend's finger shape seems to be slender, I recommend you to take the general model of the twelfth, of course, the size is not suitable can also be changed at any time, our store also has a door-to-door service service business!" ”
Yang Liu suddenly found that her palms were very fair and slender, and they seemed to be extremely similar to Song Jiajia's softness! They must be about the same size, right?
Yang Liu said happily: "Beauty! ”
The beauty said, "What do you command?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Your hand...... Can you let me touch it! ”
The beauty said: "Sir, please pay attention to your words and deeds, our security guard, is a black belt in karate......"
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As soon as Yang Liu got into the car, he received a call from his agent Xia Qiu.
"Brother, there's a nasty ghost here, he's been staring outside our studio for three days, you'd better see it!"
Yang Liu said: "Who? ”
Xia Qiu said: "Well, the official chief reporter and analysis observer of the Unrestricted Fighting Competition, whose name is Li Guanghui, said that he would give you an exclusive interview." ”
The so-called "analytical observers", or martial arts columnists, are good at predicting the outcome of a fight based on their physical indicators, training status, mental state, and so on.
But this kind of thing is fighting, there are many unpopular and accidents are frequent, how can it be accurately predicted?
To put it bluntly, they are "experts" and "fools".
Yang Liu said: "Tell him that I don't have time." ”
Xia Qiu said: "I told him so three days ago, but people just hold a big teacup and fight there, so they don't move...... Look how hot it is, this weather, his body stinks...... Well, the steel hammer and the gross ticket are not less! ”
Yang Liu said: "Ah, so ruthless? ”
Xia Qiu said: "He also said...... If you don't agree, he will go to Sister Jiajia's crew to make trouble! ”
Yang Liu said: "Yes, I can't afford to provoke it, this master is crazy, I'll be there in a while!" ”
Xia Qiu said: "He also asked you to watch the martial arts news!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, I'll see it right away." ”
Hanging up the phone, he clicked on his mobile phone to surf the Internet.
In the fighting section, a comic is hot at the top, and there are more than 50,000 messages!
The cartoon is divided into two parts: a man with thick eyebrows on the left is sweating and hitting a sandbag, and a young man on the right is counting money in the spotlight......
"Yang Liu challenges the famous boxer Cao Ang, the motive is suspicious"!
The article is extremely spicy, extremely mocking, satirizing Yang Liu's reputation and sensationalism......
Cao Ang's fans are even more joking!
A certain A: After signing a boxing contract, he didn't invest in pre-game training, but instead went to take over the reality show to make money, is Yang Liu confident, or did he choose to give up?
A certain B: Hey, people are entertainment stars, boxing is just a ticket! It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it mainly depends on the appearance fee......
A certain C: After playing a few fifth-rate games, you dare to call yourself a professional master? Support the "steel hammer" Cao Anghaibian willow!
The netizens below shouted for support on the screen, and they supported Cao Ang on the other hand.
Yang Liu touched his nose and was very surprised.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like another successful hype of the water army! And the wind is weird! Could it be that Cao Ang did it?
Yang Liu logged on to Cao Ang's homepage again and found his latest message!
Nima!
The brother posted a picture of an adult desperately chasing and beating a child, with the caption: On August 28, the ending of my boxing match with a superstar is as shown in the picture. The only tricyclers he had defeated were the old, weak, sick and disabled tricyclers......
Before the boxing match, it is normal to have a war of words, but it is not right to open your mouth and scold people!
What do you mean that buddies can only beat tricycle drivers?
What's wrong with you pedaling three wheels? They all sweat and eat, how are they inferior to you?
It is very dangerous to break away from the masses of the people, little comrade!
It's easy to deal with this kind of clamour, just ignore it. Men, when talking in the ring, fists are the last word.
Yang Liu turned off his phone and didn't take it to heart at all.
He said to the driver, "Master Gao, do you have an electric shaver?" I'm going to do an interview later, but this scruffy look is too cold. ”
Lao Gao laughed and said, "You're kidding, who still drives that thing?" Why don't you find a place to pick up? Or can I buy one for you? ”
Yang Liu groaned: "Forget it, I still have something to do, I'm in a hurry." ”
It goes without saying that he is in a hurry, and he is going to meet his girlfriend......
Lao Gao had an understanding expression: "Then do you still need me to drive the car?" ”
Yang Liu coughed and said, "Thank you, I'll ...... it myself."
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