Someday after the honeymoon.

After finishing the matter, the husband and husband lay side by side on the bed, and Xuanmo's hand accidentally touched Lanxi's stomach, which seemed to have a hard piece. I touched it again, an egg-sized piece...... Is it round?

"Undigested?"

"Stones?"

The husband and wife looked at each other.

"I'll help you." Xuan Mo turned over and lay on the bed, motioning for Lanxi to lie down, one hand covering the egg-like object, and spiritual power continued to gush out of his palm.

Xuan Mo slowly frowned, his face becoming more and more heavy.

"What's wrong?" Lancey asked.

Xuan Mo didn't speak, just increased the output of spiritual power, and it didn't take long for sweat to break out on his forehead, and after about five minutes, he withdrew his palm without saying anything.

The moment he stopped, the round thing actually jumped, as if showing off, and as if reluctant.

Lancey's eyes widened: "What's it?" ”

·

The next day, the hospital.

"You're going to do a B-ultrasound?" The chief physician held the glasses that were about to fall off, "Abdominal color ultrasound?" ”

Lanxi turned his head to look at Xuanmo, who nodded silently.

"Okay." The doctor compromised, "Please come with me." ”

Xuan Mo followed in without the slightest hesitation, ignoring the doctor's words and stopping, looking at the screen like a pillar.

On-screen ...... It's black and white.

"Is the machine broken? It's impossible......" The doctor muttered, and the examination machine had no result, so he had to reluctantly build yì: "If you don't mind, let's check it in another place." ”

Another floor, another room, another machine.

The doctor looked at the snowflake screen and was dumbfounded: "Why is this one also broken?" ”

Xuan Mo seemed to have thought of something, and the expression on his face was extraordinarily wonderful. Without saying a word, he turned around to help Lan Xi sort out his clothes, touched the other party's head, and his tone contained an unclear meaning: "Let's go home." ”

went out, didn't take a few steps, and the back hem of the Xuanmo windbreaker was grabbed by the person behind him.

"What's wrong?" Xuanmo turned his head.

The empty corridor was filled with wind, and Lanxi's affectionate tone was particularly bleak: "You say, am I not done?" Am I sick with something? ”

Seeing that Xuanmo was silent, Lan Xi said in the tone of an idol drama: "If I have an incurable disease, will you still love me?" ”

Xuanmo's forehead was bruised.

Lancy looked at the sky sadly: "If I go to ......"

"Shut up."

Lancy had an indifferent face: "Oh, then tell me, what's wrong with me?" ”

Xuan Mo walked forward without saying a word. Turn left at the end of the corridor and you will find the elevator hall of the hospital.

"Xuanmo? Konishi? Why are you here? The elevator doors opened, and familiar faces came into view.

"Big sister? What are you doing at the hospital? Lanxi jumped out of Xuanmo's arms in embarrassment, "Where's the baby?" ”

Sister Zhuo's face exuded a soft light, touching her lower abdomen; "Baby at home."

Lanxi's gaze fell on Sister Zhuo's abdomen: "Eldest sister is pregnant?" ”

"When?"

Sister Zhuo smiled and patted Lancy on the shoulder, "I just finished the checkup, by the way, I haven't asked you what you're doing yet?" ”

Lanxi Zhiwu: "Come and see the doctor." ”

"See a doctor?" Zhuo Mingchen twisted his good-looking eyebrows, looked up again to confirm that he had not seen the wrong place, paused for two seconds, and asked suspiciously: "Are you sure, is it here?" ”

Lancy followed her gaze and looked up, and the big red characters suddenly came into view-

Obstetrics, obstetrics, and medicine!

·

"You say I'm pregnant? Hehehe, this joke is not funny at all. Lancey lay on the bed, holding fries in one hand and the remote control in the other. Xuan Mo was wearing an apron and was busy in the kitchen, and when he heard Lan Xi's questioning, he stuck out his head and frowned:

"No potato chips!"

"Oh." Lancey picked up the donut she had at hand. The object in the stomach seems to have grown a little, and it is estimated that it has grown from an egg to a goose egg. The thing lay quietly, and if it weren't for Lanxi reaching out to touch it, sometimes he would even forget about it.

After returning home from the hospital, Xuan Mo couldn't stand Lanxi's entanglement, and confided in his bottom guess: he doubted that this thing was ...... It's their eggs.

"Otherwise, how can he absorb my spiritual power?"

As he spoke, Xuan Mo took over all the housework, pushed away the entertainment that could be pushed, made soup and porridge, and circled around Lanxi, looking like a good husband in the new century.

Lancey couldn't accept the speculation that one of his males might have an egg in his belly, but ...... After being served by Xuan Mo attentively and thoughtfully for a few days, he silently swallowed the words of refusal into his throat, and enjoyed the good time when he came to his clothes and reached out for food to open his mouth.

On the couch, Lancy happily chewed on the chicken wings, and after eating the chicken wings, he continued to march towards potato chips.

Xuanmo couldn't help but appear, grabbed a series of puffed foods, and stuffed a large apple into Lan Xi's hand, "Eat this." ”

Seeing Xuan Mo take away the spicy potato chips and donuts, a deep sadness rose up, and Lan Xi asked desolately, "...... Don't you love me anymore? ”

A bowl of sour noodle soup was placed in front of him by the other party.

Lanxi devoured, "It's delicious, another bowl, I still want to eat braised pork, I love you the most!" ”

Xuan Mo turned around neatly: "It's gone, I loved." ”

·

Lanxi didn't wait for the braised pork, but ushered in the mermaid father and mermaid lady with a happy face.

"Son! You're going to lay eggs! The mermaid mother stared at Lanxi's belly with satisfaction, and reached out to touch it again, "The baby is very healthy." ”

The mermaid father pulled Xuanmo to speak: "When his mother gave birth to Xiaoxi, I didn't sleep for half a year. Patting Xuan Mo's shoulder, "Thank you for your hard work." ”

Lancey raised her head and blinked: "......"

The mermaid mother imparted experience: "You can't eat too much, otherwise it will be difficult to do it then, and when a child is born, the eggshell must be fed to him, and you must remember to ......"

"Wait."

Lancy almost rolled off the sofa and was helped back by the quick-eyed mermaid lady, "Be careful, watch out for the baby!" ”

Lan Xi laughed dryly: "Mother, are you joking, aren't you, hahaha, this joke is very funny hahaha." ”

"How can I have a baby, hehehehehe."

The mermaid lady looked at Lan Xi with loving eyes: "As the saying goes, you are stupid for three years when you are pregnant, and you are starting to get confused now?" ”

Lancey was dizzy and argued unwillingly:

"I'm a male......"

"Yes."

"How can I possibly have a baby?"

"Why not? Child, you have a golden blood that can give birth to life! ”

Lanxi's breathing was unsteady, and he could only faintly hear the cracking sound of something called "Three Views".

He, really, pregnant??

·

Lancey did not eat or drink, and lay down on the couch.

Describe it in literary language: Lanxi is all over his body, and even his hair exudes an atmosphere of lovelessness.

"Braised pork." Xuanmo brought lunch to the table.

"Don't eat it."

"Ribs?"

"I don't eat either."

Xuan Mo simply picked the person up, half in his arms, and half forced him to sit on his lap. Lancey's lower abdomen was bulging, and their eggs had grown from goose eggs to the size of a football. Xuan Mo's gaze stopped on his lower abdomen for two seconds, picked up a piece of meat, and brought it to Lan Xi's mouth: "Good." ”

Lanxi hadn't eaten properly for nearly a week, there was no food to replenish, but the eggs kept getting bigger, and seeing the mermaid getting thinner and thinner, Xuan Mo was anxious.

"Put me down." Lanxi struggled to avoid her former favorite food, trying to get off Xuanmo's knees, but was hugged tighter by the other party.

Lan Xi was nameless and angry, gritting his teeth: "I know you're worried about the child, okay, I'll eat, and when I give birth to it, we'll divorce!" ”

The more she talked, the more aggrieved she felt, and Lancy turned her head to hide the red circles under her eyes.

Xuanmo threw the chopsticks.

He turned Lancey's head forcefully and asked in a deep voice, "You don't like him?" ”

“……”

Xuanmo: "Then let's knock it out." With that, a black light appeared in his palm, and the black light exuded a terrifying aura, as if it was swallowing a qiē in silence.

"I don't like him." Xuan Mo said, his black hand reaching towards Lanxi's lower abdomen. The egg in the belly seemed to realize the danger, and jumped desperately, trying to escape, but could not do anything, and watched the ruined black light get closer and closer.

"That's enough."

That hand was intercepted halfway.

Xuan Mo was slightly stunned, the black light gradually dissipated in the air, and Lanxi said, "I want to keep him." ”

"Also, my strength seems to have grown."

·

If it was said that the interception of Xuanmo was an accident, but the changes in the next month made Lanxi feel like a dream.

First of all, his long-stagnant cultivation broke through the bottleneck and rushed to the next level at a rapid pace. Secondly, the rise of cultivation has brought a new look to the whole person, in Zhao Xiaotao's words, "Xiaoxi's appearance is about to explode", and finally, the most important one: strength.

After accidentally knocking down Xuanmo, Lanxi suddenly found pleasure in carrying a baby.

"Let me be on top." Lanxi used the princess hug to carry Xuanmo into the bedroom.

Xuan Mo looked at him helplessly.

"No way?" Lan Xi snorted coldly and pressed Xuan Mo on the bed with one hand, "This is not up to you." ”

As if catering to Lanxi's pride, there was a basketball-sized egg beating in his stomach, cheering for his father who counterattacked.

"Okay, you're up there."

At this moment, Xuan Mo was like a little girl who was powerless.

Lancey triumphantly touched the egg in her stomach.

The egg obediently quieted down.

Xuan Mo's eyes were quick, and he took the opportunity to press down the mermaid of Hongguoguo, and sighed comfortably for a while: "You are on it, come, move." ”

·

Before he could bully enough Xuanmo with the eggs in his stomach, Lanxi was about to give birth.

On the night of laying eggs, lightning and thunder roared in the night sky, the wind was fierce, the torrential rain was non-stop, and the movement was so loud that all the monsters in the primeval realm looked sideways, and God gave the little guy enough face.

After tossing in the middle of the night, Xuanmo got a round egg.

Holding the egg, Xuan Mo was dumbfounded: Then, what about their children?

The egg seemed to sense Xuan Mo's dissatisfaction, and jumped out of his arms while Xuan Mo was not paying attention, trying to find Ma Ma's egg...... It fell to the ground with a click and shattered.

A few seconds later, a small, black creature poked its head out.

"This ...... Did I give birth to it? ”

Lancey stared dumbfounded at the little guy in her arms: a balding, palm-sized black guy with no hair or scales, a round head with closed eyes that could be covered by a small hand.

One word: ugly.

"It's not like us, it's like gluttony?" The mermaid asked disgustedly.

Xuanmo was like being struck by thunder, and subconsciously retorted: "It's not!" ”

This thing looks like a mouse!

Lancy touched his son's head, hesitated for a while, and finally said, "He, is he my own?" ”

"......Uhh

The little guy who was disgusted finally ...... Cry out!

·

Under the pressure of the disgust of his relatives, the baby named "Little Black" successfully transformed into a human baby in March.

"It's still ugly." This evaluation came from the expressionless Xuanmo.

Lancey unceremoniously debunked him: "How old are you to shapeshift?" ”

Xuan Mo immediately shut up.

However, the little black baby, who has shown top talent in cultivation, is extremely sluggish in other aspects.

When Zhuo's cousin, Zhuo Yi, could speak, Xiao Hei would only hug Lanxi and smirk.

When Zhuo Yiyi could recite ancient poems, Xiao Hei could only hold Lanxi's arm and babble "Ma Ma".

Xuan Mo pointed to himself and patiently taught him: "Dad." ”

"Mama."

"I'm Daddy."

Xiao Hei ignored him.

Xuan Mo hugged the little guy in his arms without saying a word, frowning: "Why don't you ignore me?" ”

Wow –

A burst of fire spit out from the little guy's mouth, and the burning Xuan Mo was caught off guard.

"You, hate!"

Turning around and returning to Lanxi's arms, Xiao Hei has become the well-behaved and stupid baby who can only be called "Ma Ma".

Xuanmo: "......"

It's good, it's my own.

·

In the eyes of the school teacher, Zhuo Xiaohei is a strange baby. Learning things is not slow, but it is not top-notch, and the test results are mediocre, and the attitude of completely ignoring their candy and little red flower encouragement.

"If the babies score 100 points in the exam, the teacher will give you a little red flower!"

After school, Sister Zhuo's youngest daughter, Zhuo Xiaohei's cousin Zhuo Yiyi pulled Zhuo Xiaohei one by one: "I must get the biggest little red flower!" ”

"Oh." Zhuo Xiaohei replied.

"Do you want it? I teach you. ”

Zhuo Xiaohei just wanted to go home: "No." ”

Zhuo Yiyi looked at Zhuo Xiaohei with pity and handed him a candy: "Although you are stupid, I will not dislike you." ”

Zhuo Xiaohei: "......"

It's just that before they could return home, the two were kidnapped.

An abandoned factory, two vicious kidnappers, and a familiar phone call: "Your children are now in my hands, and you can make up 100 million in two hours." If you call the police, they'll be dead! ”

Xuan Mo: "Give you 50 million." ”

Kidnapper: "?? ”

Xuanmo: "As long as the girl." ”

Kidnapper: "...... No way. ”

Xuanmo: "Oh, then you can kill it." ”

Hanging up the phone, the kidnapper with a goldfish tattoo on his arm was stunned for a while, turned around and kicked Zhuo Xiaohei, and smashed the stool in a bad mood: "Damn, rich people are really poisonous." ”

The two went out to find something to eat.

Zhuo Yiyi looked at Zhuo Xiaohei with pity: "Are you okay??" ”

Zhuo Xiaohei: "It's okay." ”

Zhuo Yiyi said: "Don't be sad, uncle loves you." Let's wait, my uncle will come to our rescue. ”

Zhuo Xiaohei: "...... Oh. He turned his head to look out the window and asked his companion, "What time is it?" ”

"Half past five."

Zhuo Xiaohei: "It's time to eat." ”

When Zhuo Yi heard this, her eyes turned red sadly, but before her tears fell, she saw Zhuo Xiaohei break free of the rope that tied her hands by herself. The other party looked at her hesitantly, as if hesitating whether to go home for dinner by himself or take her with him.

"Help me!"

Zhuo Xiaohei didn't move.

"Otherwise, I'll sue Uncle Sùlan!" Before Zhuo Yiyi finished his threatening words, Zhuo Xiaohei helped her untie the rope.

The kidnappers heard the movement inside the house and rushed in.

Zhuo Xiaohei protected Zhuo Yi one by one behind him.

"Little bunny!" Two kidnappers pounced.

Zhuo Xiaohei gave each person a kick lightly, this kick seemed easy, but when it landed on the kidnapper's chest, it was like a thousand pounds of boulders, knocking the two of them out.

Seeing that Zhuo Xiaohei was going to take advantage of the victory to pursue, the stunned Zhuo Yi reacted one by one and hurriedly stopped him: "I'm going to be late to go home!" ”

"Oh."

Zhuo Xiaohei took his feet.

Seeing this, the kidnappers finally fainted with peace of mind.

When the police arrived, only the dilapidated factory and the two poor kidnappers were left, and the kidnappers grabbed the policeman's hand tightly and said enthusiastically with tears in his eyes: "Comrade policeman, you are finally here!" ”

·

"Why were you kidnapped, when you could have avoided it?" When parting, Zhuo asked one by one.

After tossing through, Zhuo Xiaohei's whole person was dusty, but the dust and weeds did not affect Zhuo Xiaohei's calm momentum, and his black eyes were like deep pools: "Knowing too much is not good for you." ”

Zhuo Yiyi was finally scared and cried, and went home wiping his tears.

Zhuo Xiaohei returned home.

The meal had already been served, and the busy Lanxi had just returned home, and he hugged Xiao Hei and gave his son a sweet kiss.

Zhuo Xiaohei blushed with shame and hugged Lan Xi and didn't let go.

After kissing, Lancey realized that something was wrong: "What's wrong with you?" Zhuo Xiaohei was dirty, there were blood stains on his cuffs, and his face on the right side was even more bruised.

Zhuo Xiaohei sniffled: "...... Someone bullied my sister. ”

Lancy understood in seconds and touched his head: "Good boy." ”

Zhuo Xiao's black heart bloomed.

At this time, Xuan Mo came out of the kitchen and interrupted Zhuo Xiaohei's bitter meat plan, "Are you back?" ”

Zhuo Xiaohei: "Hmm. ”

Lancey laughed: "What are you guys playing?" ”

Zhuo Xiaohei hugged his numb arm and coquettishly: "Is it okay to sleep with me tonight?" ”

"Blackie!"

Xuan Mo's forehead jumped. Lancy is busy at work, like a trapeze, and it is not easy to come back this time in a week.

"Is that okay, Mama?" Zhuo Xiaohei showed his injured cheeks.

Lancey relented: "Good, good." ”

Zhuo Xiaohei gave Xuan Mo a provocative look.

Xuanmo: "......"

The kidnapper, the level is too low!

I knew that he should have done it when this guy was an egg, and strangled this little thing that competed for favor in the cradle!

It's too late to regret!