Two girls hug each other, and you can only eat yourself. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

There is nothing more painful in the world than this.

Following.

Hungry people spontaneously got up early and gathered around the fire, and the first Chatham Bush Conference officially opened.

"First of all, we would like to express our gratitude to Lin Dongxi for what he did yesterday."

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

The leader speaks, and the employees cheer.

These words made Lin Dong stunned for a moment, "Guys, can you not be so hypocritical?" Is it okay to talk seriously? ”

"Eh, it's all Bing Wange."

"That's it, these fools."

"Ahem!" Jin Bingwan scratched his head and cleared his throat, "We must catch food today, and we must not go hungry again." First, sort out what kind of tools everyone has kept. ”

"Used condoms." Lin Dong replied bluntly.

"Sabre." The mixed-race handsome guy Ricky pulled out the dagger from his calf, and with a "swish" sound, he stuck it in the sand and didn't reach the handle, the best partner for survival in the wild.

"Mosquito nets." The big fat man Liu Tan was frightened by the mosquitoes on Crocodile Island in the previous issue, so he chose a self-defense tool.

Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, "Brother Liu Tan, mosquitoes need fresh water to breed. It's all seawater, and there are no mosquitoes. It was dismantled and used to make a fishing net café. ”

"Good!"

Kim Byung-wan took out his personal weapon, slingshot! With a range of twenty meters, it was used to fight snakes in the previous period, but this period was useless, and there was almost no suitable prey on land.

"I'm going to turn it into a little harpoon." Kim Byung-man picked up a branch and explained, "Tie the rubber to the end of the harpoon, then pull the rubber tight with your hand and hold the front end of the harpoon. When you see a fish, aim and let go. 'Boom' and the harpoon will eject. ”

"This can be there."

Everyone's eyes shifted to the last male.

Yu Zeyan embarrassedly took out the flint and steel.

"Ugh." A sigh is the best interpretation. There are countless ways to make a fire in the jungle, and the most useless is to make a flint.

"I continued to fetch water. Bing Wan Ge spearfished, Liu Tan Ge used fishing nets, and Ricky assisted them. Lin Dong squinted at Dabanya Yu Zeyan, "Zeyan stay at home and watch the fire, don't put it out." ”

This complaint is quite level, which makes Yu Zeyan blush, but he can't refute it.

"That's it, let's all get started."

"Oppa, what about me?" Li Juli raised her hand weakly.

"It's enough for you to be in charge of beauty."

"No! Yesterday everyone was eating the shells I picked up. ”

Tianxian Juli rarely shows a funny and arrogant side, but it brings tons of psychological harm to men.

"Let's go!"

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There are many fish and shrimp in the freshwater lake, but they are not allowed to be caught.

Lin Dong could only fill the water while watching the fish swim happily.

"Damn the sanctuary. Did the program team deliberately rectify people? There's not even anything to eat in this place! ”

Brother VJ smiled and shook his head, "This lake was originally out of the scope of filming. ”

"And what about our fresh water?"

"Dig a pit and store water. It rains almost every day during this season. ”

"Get out!"

New Zealand in the southern hemisphere, the climate and the northern hemisphere are completely reversed. It's the rainy season of early summer now, and the program team is really bad.

……

On this day, when Lin Dong returned to the camp, the sun had not yet set.

I finally saw what the food looked like.

Shells, sea urchins, a few small fish, and nothing else.

"Ugh." With a faint sigh, Lin Dong's whole person was not good. Crustacean allergies can't be eaten, and the small fish that can be eaten is estimated to be not enough to stuff your teeth after being roasted, "I washed and slept, you don't have to worry about me." ”

Sleeping is the most affordable way to fight hunger.

Falling asleep, Lin Dong felt someone lying down beside him, and skillfully put his big hand on the twin peaks.

"Smack! Syllable! Two slaps, Yura's eyes widened, it turned out that this bastard was like this to Cyglioni at night, "Bastard, rascal, pervert!" Dinner is ready, come out and eat if you want to. ”

Yura put down a sentence, turned around and ran, not giving the slightest time to explain.

Lin Dong didn't think about how to explain it, he was originally a pervert, and the explanation was hypocrisy.

As the old saying goes: full of warmth, lust, lust.

Lin Dong was dizzy with hunger now, and he had no interest in doing bad things, so he could only shout: "I'll sleep!" I don't eat it! ”

……

New day, new jungle meeting.

After two days of starvation, the crowd lost the excitement they had at the beginning, and sat lifeless around the fire.

Lin Dong poured the leftover fresh water into the natural stone crevices and saved it.

Then he didn't say anything, and threw the two condoms on Yu Zeyan's face, "Today you go get water." ”

"Why?" Yu Zeyan appeared on the spot, and he couldn't wait to PK with Lin Dong.

"With my casserole-sized fist." Lin Dong simply suppressed it by force, then turned to the two women and said, "He definitely can't take 4 bags, so there is no fresh water for you to wash up." ”

"We don't care." Li Juli waved her hand and asked curiously, "Do you have any plans for today?" ”

Lin Dongna threw the remaining condom to Jin Bingwan, and then picked up one himself, tightened it, and blindfolded it in front of his eyes.

"We couldn't catch fish because we didn't have goggles. Bing Wange, do you have the confidence to make your own swimming goggles out of condoms? ”

Diving in the sea to catch fish, you can do without an oxygen tank, you can do without a harpoon, but you must not miss swimming goggles.

The mud and sand at the bottom of the water are muddy, and there is no prey to be found without goggles; And when you dive into deep water, the water pressure will also weigh down your eyeballs very badly.

Jin Bingwan suddenly came to his senses, grabbed the sleeve, and studied it intently.

"It should work. I believe what you said now, this thing is a jungle artifact. In the next issue of "Law of the Jungle", I will also bring condoms, two boxes! ”

……

Put on your homemade goggles and you'll find a world to behold in New Zealand.

A variety of colorful fish swim in the water.

But Lin Dong didn't look at them, there was a lot of resistance in the water, and the movement of reaching out became slow. It is very difficult to catch fish with bare hands, and you can only try it at night when the fish are sleeping.

Constantly looking for a suitable target, Lin Dong patrolled back and forth in the sea near the survival point.

Two hours later, Kim Bingwan landed with a few palm-sized fish.

Lin Dong's VJ was also changed.

Diving in the sea has a huge physical exertion, and except for Lin Dong, everyone else has long been exhausted and collapsed.

If in fresh water, the person will automatically sink downward; But not in the sea, diving is a struggle against the buoyancy of the sea.

……

The afternoon sun is blazing, and the reflection of the sea surface makes it impossible to open your eyes.

On the huge reef, two beautiful women sat with their knees crossed, looking at the flickering figure in the sea from afar.

"Will we be able to eat enough today?" Yura clutched her shriveled little belly and hung her head down, "One meal a day, I can't eat enough." I've had enough of this show. ”

"Think of it as weight loss, and we have to manage our body shape anyway, don't we?" Li Juli shook her hair lightly, still so quietly beautiful, full of fairy spirit, "If you can't resist, then go against the grain, a reasonable excuse will make you feel a lot more comfortable." ”

Yura heard a little bit of extraneous meaning, "Then what excuse do you use to accept the fact that Lin Dong is happy?" ”

"Huh." Li Juli shook her head and chuckled, but did not answer. "I'm not talking about him."

"You are!" Yura retorted angrily, "You can comfort yourself with excuses, but I can't. Absolutely not! And we, girls-day, have always eaten when we want, and we will not wronged ourselves. ”

Li Juli still looked quietly and beautifully into the distance, smiling without saying a word.

The waves, the sun, the reefs, and the hair blown by the sea breeze all in the background outline the picturesque scenery and beauty.

Suddenly, the waves splashed on the sea in the distance, accompanied by bursts of cheers.

Li Juli couldn't hear what the man was saying, but she could see that he was holding something in his hand. Bigger than a palm, the legendary top-notch New Zealand black gold abalone.

"At least he won't make you hungry and thirsty, what do you think of this excuse?"

The lively Yura, not so sentimental, rushed directly to the shore and cheered: "Daihatsu! Daihatsu! Abalone yes! ”

The simple law of the jungle makes capable men more attractive.

Li Juli shook her head and sighed, still quietly beautiful, looking.

(To be continued.) )