Xiao Beiwang came home with a strong smell, and as soon as he came in, everyone in the family covered their noses. His mother shouted to him, "Go take a shower!" Throw your clothes away! ”

Xiaobeiwang felt that he was very brave, and there were not many people who could be as open-minded as him. I felt that I was a lone person, and I didn't even understand my family, and a sense of tragedy and pride arose.

He was "forced" to take off his clothes and shoes outside the door, heroically rushed into the house and ran upstairs to take a bath, and only after using half a bottle of shower gel did he come out fragrantly, and happened to receive a call from his friend, asking him where he had a good time, and asked if he would come tomorrow?

"Don't go!" Xiao Beiwang had a dark face, he hadn't forgotten who caused him to smoke for an extra hour today! Not to mention the evil sect today, there are several times when villagers pass by! Seeing him there, will definitely say about him! Shame and hatred, not together!

"Why?" The little friend asked curiously, "Is there somewhere else to go?" Hurry up and bring me one! "After being locked up in the village for a long time, their spare time is too boring and a waste of life.

Xiao Beiwang wanted to say, "If you want me to go again, let that person and no one be called a ghost again!" It's a pity that the little partner didn't cooperate, so he could only hang up the phone with internal injuries, which was even more difficult: if he didn't go tomorrow, where would he go to pass the time? It's time to be scolded again for surfing the Internet at home. Thinking about it and not finding a place to go, get inspired by the full-length mirror when you stand up and get dressed: why not go and dye your hair with a new hairstyle, and this will also kill the day.

Xiaobeiwang's friends can be distinguished by their heads, but in fact, you spend a lot more effort on these few inches of hair on your head than elsewhere.

No one has shaved it except for the yin and yang head - someone has shaved it before, and it was mixed by parents and grandparents, and no one has dared to give it a try since then. You can't have long hair, mother! They care a lot about masculinity, and being scolded is equivalent to taking on the challenge of dying, because if you turn a blind eye, you will really become a girl.

Teenagers are rich and willing to spend money, it is said that they should all be men, but there is a problem with their vision, no matter how good the hairdresser is for the sake of money, he will praise them for being "so handsome and stylish", which will cause them to be strict in their personal cognition!

Their hairstyles are not the best-looking, they are the weirdest! Braiding a black pigtail, perming a tightrope, and shaving a fancy word on the head are not the most handsome, the most popular are the hairstyles of the vomiters, all kinds of cupola feathers, dyed in various colors, usually a head is no less than three colors, occasionally see a monochrome blonde or blue hair or purple hair, and even give birth to a sense of simplicity.

Rooster Tail The boy's head is shaved bald on both sides, with a hair in the middle, which is kept long, cut elegantly and flying, and dyed with brilliant colors, so that people can see him at a glance through the vast sea of people.

His surname is Hu, and his name is Hu Ji. It's a great name!

has been nicknamed "Sister Hu" since childhood.

As a result, he developed a very middle-class temperament and the habit of doing things right with others.

In short, the more he is not allowed to do anything, the more he has to do it. In the past, the family had no money and was not brave, but when it became the second generation, it was like a rib with wings, and it went straight to the Nine Heavens!

Evil and cool - the above is doubtful, and it is arrogant!

When Banan hit someone, the people in the village were frightened: Why wasn't it Hu Ji? Shouldn't he have hit it?

Because Hu Ji didn't have a car. After his family received the demolition money, they immediately deposited it in the credit union! Three meals a day are still leftovers. The clothes on Hu Ji's body were all from him who was splashing and rolling, and he had to do this every time he asked for one.

further fueled his second-year temperament, and he almost put a sign on his head: Everyone is sorry for me.

The enmity between him and Banan can be simply summarized as: I have been envious, jealous and hated you for eighteen years, but you don't know who I am.

In fact, the two had little communication with Banan during his lifetime.

Banan's strength looks down on Hu Ji, because Hu Ji's dark jealousy is too obvious, and his sense of existence is too small, Banan's nostrils are facing the sky, how can he see him?

The two couldn't play together. Hu Ji has to splash and roll around when he wants clothes, and if he wants a car, he can only hang himself and cut his wrists - he may not be able to get it. From beginning to end, he could only look at Banan's back, and his eyes were dripping with blood with jealousy!

Banan is dead, he is happier than anyone else, hehehe~

He wanted to call out the ghost that Banan had killed him, but he just wanted to laugh at Banan again.

If he can have a few stinky feet like Banan, naturally someone will laugh at Banan for him and make him happy. But he didn't, so he had to end up by himself. But the tacit understanding with his friends is not enough - if it weren't for the fact that everyone is locked up at home now, who will play with him?

So he tossed for a long time, and no one had the heart to follow his words and pull Banan out. made him unhappy even if he drank a stomach full of good wine, and finally walked away with a stomach.

The Hu family also built a new building. After all, everyone in the village can build it, and if you don't cover it, you won't lose face. But it's a bit of a shame inside.

The decoration style of the houses in the village is very uniform, all in the style of the European court. The partial Hu family does not take the ordinary road, the wall, whitewash, the floor, and the floor tiles (note: the bathroom, kitchen, living room, dining room, and bedroom are all the same floor tiles). The furniture in the house is all old things, except for the larger place, everything else is the same as before.

When Hu Ji came home, everyone in the family was watching TV, and the youngest brother and sister were sitting on a bench in the living room, "driving", and when the sound was too loud, parents would shout "Don't make noise!" ”。 The younger siblings would pause for a moment, go to the coffee table to touch an orange or apple to eat, and then continue to drive the bench car, and the noise was still there.

Seeing Hu Yu coming back, his mother said, "You have eaten outside, I think you have eaten, so I didn't leave you food." ”

Hu Yu drank a stomach of wine and fruit, and he was not hungry, so he went upstairs with a sigh. yelling, "Don't go online!" Money! ”

His room is on the second floor, the room is very large, and there is less furniture, only a bed, a wardrobe and a table, all of which have a long history, and are conservatively estimated to be older than him. Since the furniture was all made by his father when he got married, the real solid wood furniture, although it is old, is very durable.

Hu Yu was drunk, and fell asleep on the bed.

When I woke up again, it was late at night.

He was so thirsty that he poured a glass of cold water and drank it, and he didn't know what time it was when he looked at the black hole outside, and his phone was out of battery.

Everyone in the family was sleeping, and the house was quiet.

But he didn't feel sleepy.

Hu Yu stood up quietly, although he knew that everyone in the family was asleep and there was no one nearby, he lightly picked up an old cardboard box full of dust from under the bed.

When I opened the cardboard box, there were several old magazines and newspapers, as well as two old clothes.

He took out all the cover-ups, and carefully pulled out a round object the size of a melon from it.

It's not heavy, it's very light, and it's covered with cloth.

Hu Ji put it on the bed, untied the cloth, and exposed it.

It was a Buddha head that his brother had picked up somewhere.

He said that he was a Buddha, but he was not like a Buddha; He said that he was not a Buddha, but he was like a Buddha.

It has a Buddha braincase, which is the back of the head of the Buddha in "Journey to the West", saying that a bald person is not like a bald person, and I don't know if it is hair or not.

But its eyes are open, and its mouth is open. The eyes protrude and squint a little; The mouth is slightly open, as if to say something.

Hu Wei didn't like it at first glance.

But because my brother picked it up and played with it, I liked it a lot, so he took it away.

After taking it, he hid it under the bed, and even if his brother cried out the flowers, he would not return it to him.

His brother cried for a few days and then forgot about it, and he forgot about it, until he turned it out that day, and found that this Buddha head was not bad, it looked better than the things in his house, probably an ornament, and then he put it on the table, and he felt very good.

In his dream, he dreamed that someone asked him, "What do you want?" 】

Naturally, he said, "I want Banan to die!" ”

remembered that after Jin Jiao was dumped by Banan, he went to Jin Jiao's supermarket to play with her, and by the way, he also wanted to see if he could take advantage, but he was scolded back by Jin Jiao.

"I just called Banan to dump it, and it's not everyone who can look at it!" Jin Jiao sneered and swept him with contemptuous eyes, raised her face and said, "Do you have a hundred yuan in your pocket?" ”

Hu Ji blushed. He still has a hundred dollars.

Jin Jiao took a box of insurance-insurance sleeves from the small shelf on the counter with two fingers, and asked him with a smile: "Have you used it?" ”

Of course I haven't used it.

Hu Ji has had a girlfriend, but he has never succeeded in bringing a woman to bed. There was once a girl who chased him for the sake of his second generation, but she wanted apples, donkey bags, La Mer, Chanel powder, and lipstick.

He didn't even buy it (no money), and the girl laughed at him, "It's a lie to say that you have tens of millions in your family, right?" ", gone.

Jin Jiao talked to Banan, and in his eyes, it was like being stamped with an exemption stamp, which added to his value.

However, there is still no money.

This is a great shame in his heart.

So after talking about Banan, he said: "And Jin Jiao, this woman should not be wanted by anyone!" Let her die! ”

He had a lot of haters because he thought that everyone in the village looked down on him.

I counted several names in one go.

When Lu Xiren died, he laughed twice.

Jin Jiao committed suicide, and he was secretly ecstatic when he finished it.

The truck flipped over and took eight people away in one go, he gasped and shivered with excitement, and ran home to cut his hand and paste a layer of Buddha's head.

When Banan met Hades, he had already planned his life plan for the next thousand years.

Cultivating immortals! Avenge! Sleeping beauty! Unified World (?) ）！

Hu Ji hugged the Buddha's head and lay in the quilt, lying down very carefully, and then put the Buddha's head three inches below the umbilicus, it is said that this is the dantian, and he is going to start cultivating.

He took a few deep breaths, closed his eyes, and then seemed to fall into a large hole in an instant.

This must be settled.

Before fainting, he thought happily.