"Why aren't you afraid that they will eat you!" After Gu Xin finished speaking, he kicked over the big tree behind him, and Lu Laojiu almost fell down, shaking twice in mid-air before he could barely stand firm.

Lu Laojiu's face turned blue, and he pointed at Gu Xin and said, "You...... I finally get it! It's no wonder that Wei Wei has only been out for a few months, and some people have been chasing and waiting for Brother Ling, who has been chasing and waiting for hundreds of years, is still an old virgin who doesn't understand the amorous feelings. ”

"Say it again!"

"I'll just say! An old virgin who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, a dominatrix! With that, he hid behind Leng Mu.

The fat uncle was a little irritated by Lu Laojiu's noise, and stopped what he was doing, "Shut up for me!" ”

"Whew......."

A strange roar came from the deep mountains to interrupt our conversation, because the distance was too far, the sound didn't sound very real, we listened attentively again, but there was no movement around, stunned for a while, Lu Laojiu cautiously peeked around, "There are tigers in this mountain?" ”

The gloomy and bleak sunlight shrouded this strange forest, so quiet that everything seemed to be sleeping in the fear of death, and at this time the creepy cry could make people hallucinate the underworld, the thick and towering strange plants, coupled with the nameless insects with enchanting colors around them, everything looked so unusual, the fat uncle stared at the front and said meaningfully: "Hmph, maybe it is!" Take the guy in your hand. ”

The road ahead was opened, and there were all sundries under my feet, Han Ye walked up to me, "Come, give me your hand, be careful of tripping." ”

I helped Han Ye to step on the stump, jumped over the tree trunks again, and followed, he stared into my eyes and said, "The color seems to be lighter, but it's ...... It's pretty good. ”

I was hesitating how to reject him, but Lu Laojiu asked, "I didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste?" ”

Han Ye was very disgusted by his always nonsensical interjections, but he couldn't help his cheap mouth, and he couldn't speak for a while. If I'm not mistaken, I noticed that the corners of Leng Mu's mouth were slightly raised, but after I caught it, he quickly returned to the feeling of facial paralysis. He said coldly to us: "Watch your step." ”

I looked down and was startled, almost fell into the crack in the wood, and put my attention to my feet, and returned to the cautious state just now, and the fat uncle saw that we were more lazy than the other. I couldn't help frowning, "Hurry up and get to work!" You have to find a safe place to pitch your tent before dark, or you won't have to rest tonight! ”

His words were really effective, we decisively took out the knives in our hands and quickly opened up a new road, and we were busy for most of the day, but we really couldn't find a place where we could set up a tent, Lu Laojiu pointed to the open space not far away, "Or, just make up for a night in this place?" ”

The fat uncle sighed. "That's the only way to do it, but we guys still have to work hard."

"What for?"

The fat uncle took off his backpack and said, "Take turns on duty." ”

When we heard this, we also put down our respective backpacks, and we couldn't help but feel a little worried, after all, this place is still in the deep mountains and old forests, and the ghost knows if there will be any tigers and beasts at night. Let's pitch a tent! Or you just stand here and enjoy the moon for the night! ”

Lu Laojiu nodded, "That's okay, the woman cooks." Men work. ”

"Why?" Gu Xin and I protested with one voice.

"Then why don't you two set up a tent and we cook?" Lu Laojiu asked rhetorically.

In the big tent where seven people lived, I shook my head knowingly, "Then let's cook." ”

When they work. I also asked Gu Xin, "Do you know how to cook?" ”

She replied sincerely, "No, what about you?" ”

"You've lived for hundreds of years and haven't cooked?" I asked incredulously.

"I'm all about this." As she spoke, she pulled out a compressed biscuit from her pocket.

When I saw that thing, I felt sick to my stomach, "You're really not a picky eater, so how do we cook?" ”

She thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we soak the compressed biscuits in water." Put some salt to replenish your energy? ”

"Can you still eat that?" I asked.

She scratched her head, "I haven't tried this kind of meal before, it should be better than chewing biscuits anyway, right?" ”

I think so, nodded approvingly, "Then let's be on fire now." ”

"Okay."

After they finished their work, the compressed biscuits cooked in the pot had already been cooked into porridge, Lu Laojiu took the spoon and stirred it twice, and the fox asked, "What is this?" How does it look like, can you eat it? ”

I explained, "Oh, this is the rice that Gu Xin and I cooked with compressed biscuits, and put some salt to replenish everyone's strength. ”

The fat uncle looked at the two of us with a scrutinizing eye, "You did this in two hours?" ”

Gu Xin and I glanced at each other and thought, looking for matches, lighting fires, finding cooking utensils, cooking, and doing a lot of work, right? But look at the way they look, it's like we've done something wrong.

The fat uncle then asked, "Have you tasted this thing yourself?" ”

I shook my head, "No, I'm waiting for everyone to eat together." ”

Lu Laojiu swallowed his saliva, "We're not hungry, why don't you two taste it first?" ”

I was puzzled and used a spoon to hold a bowl of compressed biscuit porridge, just drank a sip, I almost vomited, we wasted a lot of effort, actually made this thing, "Gu Xin, it's really unpleasant!" ”

After all, I wasted so much energy, and I was a little unwilling to change anyone, she quickly took away the bowl in my hand, "I'll taste it." ”

I didn't expect her to vomit faster than me, the two of us looked at this pot of porridge and were dumbfounded, and the fat uncle pointed to the bottom of the pasted pot, "Okay, the two eldest ladies will brush the pot, and we men will cook." ”

Leng Mu didn't say anything, because of excessive blood loss, he went back to the tent to sleep alone, Han Ye came over, held my hot hand and blew, "Tired, right?" You go to rest, I'll help you brush the pot. ”

"Forget it, it's better for the two of us to get into trouble." I said with my head down.

He touched my head and said dotingly: "Don't forget, you are now my Han Ye's girlfriend, obedient!" ”

"Old Han! What the hell are you talking about? Lu Laojiu thought he had heard it wrong at first, plucked out his ears, looked at the tent and saw that there was no movement, before he exhaled, "You are crazy, this is going to be heard by Brother Ling, and I won't cook you as rice!" ”

When Gu Xin heard Han Ye say this, he also looked at us in astonishment for a while, until I nodded and said, "What he said is true, and besides, Lao Jiu, you'd better not get me involved with some people, you must know that he is already a married man." ”

The fat uncle dragged me away, and didn't stop until he bypassed them and walked to a position not far behind the tent, "Weiwei! Why don't you tell me about such a big thing! ”

Seeing that Uncle Fat was so angry, I didn't understand, "Huh? What is there to say, didn't you agree with Han Ye chasing me at the beginning! (To be continued.) )