208. Psychiatrist (10)
In the era of the information explosion, the fashion trend has also become a big bang: you always don't know which explosive star will hit you, poking at the point in your heart, and this so-called "that point" can be said to be cute, heartbeat or something, anyway, it is to bring #heartbeat#, or #first love-like feeling#, well, this seems to be serious nonsense.
But it is undeniable that the cuteness of modern people is always strange.
Perhaps this has led to the creation of a writer with the pen name Sain Carroll #Famous#, whose book series is popular all over the world, and when it comes to sales, you can always find it on the New York Times bestseller list, it was three months ago, and it's still there three months later, and even if it's still a series, who made it a series.
Now you can say the name of the series of books, "It's Just a Book", yes, the name of this series of bestsellers is so strange, and the second and third parts are just added "II." and "III.", just so capricious, but as soon as it was published, it hit the budding point of countless people, and it became a mess.
If you want to ask how to evaluate this series of books, the top 10 reviews according to the questionnaire are as follows:
#我真的只是条金鱼#
#作者的心思你别猜, you can't guess and you can't guess #
#角色的心思你别猜, guess the tears that fell #
#它他妈的真的只是一本书! #
#妈妈再也不用担心我的智商了#
#作者我们来谈谈人生#
#作者的逻辑好有道理, I'm speechless#
#大家来找茬#
#认真你就输了#
#我输了#
By the way, the "QWQ" emoji also became popular, because no matter what comments the readers of this book make, they will eventually end up with "QWQ" to show the fact that they are telling a sad story.
Wait, have you forgotten the synopsis of the "It's Just a Book" series of books, I can only say that it is classified as a suspense novel, which is suspenseful enough, and it makes readers generally think that they are smart and hard, and they kneel and sing "I am a goldfish, fish fish fish fish"!
The story revolves around a boy named Angel, whose life is turned upside down on his sixteenth birthday, and the doors of a new world are ruthlessly and ruthlessly pushed open, and the amazing talents of all sides appear on the scene.
It's strange here, it's clear that Angel is the absolute protagonist, but his sense of existence is so weak that it is a comparison, the supporting characters have a strong way to steal the scene, and the personality charm is full of value, whether it is the snake spirit sick man codenamed "Spider" in the book, the Y from the ancient Oriental country with superb military value and perverted personality (he didn't even show a straight face), Natasha who runs away with flirtatious girls and other supporting characters are more popular than one another. After the publication of the first part, some readers even strongly demanded that Angel be written to death, but after the publication of the second part, this situation took a 180-degree turn, and the readers' mental journey can be summarized as:
"Angel is the only normal person in the book!"
"The lamb of the wolves, the most bitter protagonist in history."
"I don't want to admit it, but I think my IQ is about the same as Angel's."
"Our IQ benchmark - Angel!"
In this case, readers have finally found a tangible sense of substitution, and Angel's popularity has also risen, and I always feel that readers are also working hard!
In this way, a series of books in which the protagonist's IQ is normal, and the supporting characters are all high-IQ, making readers think that their IQ is at a normal level like the protagonist, readers will of course be curious about what kind of character the author is? In the past, the author's IQ was speculated based on the protagonist's IQ, but now it's time to use the supporting characters' IQ to speculate the author's IQ, not to mention that in this series of books, the coverage is too wide, from physics, mathematics, chemistry, to astronomy, geology, medicine, psychology, and then mechanical engineering, and even theology, history are all at hand, which once made many readers suspect that the author is not a person, but a team, but this idea in the three books no matter what field of knowledge is involved, the pen is a style and self-defeating.
The author is a high IQ!
This is the conclusion of the readers, which has also bred a group of readers who # come to find fault # , there is no story without bugs from beginning to end, and there is no perfect crime in the world. In fact, they succeeded once, in the second book, Sain Carroll mentioned an element through the research project of Natasha, a mad girl, and this element does not exist in real life.
After a month, they were slapped in the face, and the Department of Chemistry of the University of Cambridge announced that they had synthesized this new element, and the properties of the new element were not only exactly the same as those mentioned in the book, but also experts gave analysis, and estimated that this new element would bring billions or even tens of billions of dollars in returns when put into military applications.
This is really, a global public opinion explosion.
Even more bizarre things were to come, as a pervasive press dug up to discover that sketches of the atomic structure of the new element had been sporadically obtained by a sophomore in the chemistry department from his friend who was a sophomore in the English literature department, and his friend's name was none other than Sain Carroll.
That's right, it's the same Sain Carroll who wrote "It's Just a Book"!
Studying English Literature at the University of Cambridge, sophomore!
This matter has been confirmed by many parties, not only the jaws of readers of "It's Just a Book" have dropped all over the world, but also the serious scientists feel bad, perhaps the best and worst feeling is Cambridge University, not that our English literature department is not good, but to come to the chemistry department, physics department, mathematics department, etc.
The new element was named the Carroll element, the Nobel Prize was awarded to the synthesis of this new element, the queen's knighthood followed, and a series of events put "It's Just a Book" and its author Sain Carroll on the altar in one fell swoop!
#人更红是非更多#, before the publication of the fourth and last legendary "It's Just a Book", there was a critic who spread negative energy, given that the characters in the book are pulling around, normal people are only the protagonist Angel, and the other supporting characters, even Passerby A, who only appears in a few scenes, make readers feel not like normal people.
Readers really didn't take it to heart, and as a result, Sain Carroll @ the comment replied, "Interesting. ”
Just that one word, let readers ponder upside down until three weeks later, before the publication of "It's Just a Book IV.", all kinds of ciphers were compiled together, and they always felt that the word # has no mystery # , in fact, people are really just an ordinary English word.
The truth seems to be revealed after the publication of "It's Just a Book IV.", because the finale of the story is that Angel is the only one alive, and the popular supporting characters are all "dead", and the reason why double quotation marks are added is because "Spider", Y and Natasha are all derivative personalities of Angel, and in the final "good vs. evil" showdown, the only thing left is the main personality.
The story comes to an end.
For a while, the whole world was dominated by "WTF", until a reader listed a detailed list of the total timelines in the four books on the Internet, so that the majority of readers suddenly realized that the foreshadowing had been buried from the beginning. Read four more books and you'll come to the following conclusions:
#赛恩 Carroll's logic is impeccable, and I am still speechless when I wait for the goldfish#!
This conclusion is a little sadistic, and the critic who attacked "It's Just a Book" at the beginning was even more abused by the readers who were abused by the finale, which is really ...... Loved.
And at the beginning, the detailed list was posted, so that other readers #Daigo empowerment# The readers were praised, and everyone said "This cliff is a true love fan", but in reality, this reader smiled bitterly.
And the story doesn't end there.
Sain Carroll, AKA changed his identity to study at the Department of English Literature at Cambridge University, and asked the reader to meet in reality, and Gu Qing returned to the United States after a two-year absence.
Baltimore
Will looked at the young man sitting across from him and drinking coffee with mixed feelings, compared to two years ago, he only looked calmer, and his facial lines became more heroic, which means that he didn't retouch his face at all, except that his original blonde hair turned into black hair, and he returned to Baltimore as Sain Carroll in a bright and bright way.
"What about a two-year date," Gu Qing said slowly, "First of all, I have to apologize to you, Will, for breaking the appointment two years ago. ”
"You-" Will really didn't know what to say for a while, after all, Gu Qing opened his mouth like this, as if he was admitting that he was Angel Foster.
"You seem to have a lot of questions, you can ask me," Gu Qing seemed to be very understanding, and it would have been more perfect if he hadn't added another sentence and I didn't answer.
Will: "...... Does Angel still have zài? ”
Gu Qing blinked, his gaze fell on the edge of the coffee cup carelessly, and he spoke a little carelessly, and at the same time answered the question: "I really envy you, Will." ”
Will tugged at the corners of his mouth: "What do you envy me?" ”
"I envy you that you still think that #Sunshine is always after the wind and rain#Ah, of course, I don't mean anything ironic when I say this." Gu Qing's blue eyes turned back to Will's face, "So, I can honestly tell you that from the moment Bishop Edward was killed, Angel no longer existed." ”
Will's pupils shrank, "What?" But—"
"My acting skills are good," Gu Qing smiled innocently at Will, "One more thing, the multiple personality theory about Angel that you wrote on your profile can't completely deny that it has no merit." You might as well assume that this is the result of Angel's existence under Hannibal's 'care'. When you think about it, are you in a much better mood? ”
Will: "...... You played those personalities? ”
Will waited for a long time before Gu Qing answered him, he couldn't help but speak again: "You-"
"I said in advance that you can ask casually, and I replied that it depends on the mood."
Will: "...... Can I ask why you want to go back to the U.S.? The FBI's warrant for you has not been revoked. When he said this, he suddenly realized the crux of the matter, when they issued a wanted warrant for Angel Foster, the crime of absconding in fear of crime, but in fact they did not have half of the substantive evidence, not to mention that now sitting in front of him is Sain Carroll, a world-renowned figure, knighted by the Queen of England, 10,000 steps back, even if the FBI really finds evidence to convict him, there are many countries in the world that will protect him, and in the end he will not only not be imprisoned, but will also be warmly welcomed by many countries, They will treat such high-end talents as guests.
That's what he has to rely on without fear!
Perhaps he mentioned in "It's Just a Book II." that the new elements that have never been seen before in reality are all designed, and if that is the case, then it is really ......#细思恐极#.
Will looked at Gu Qing deeply, and the fear and resistance in his eyes were about to turn into substance.
Gu Qing still looked like a bright man: "Your attitude really makes me sad, Will." So I'm going to tell you why I'm back in Baltimore, I'm here to gather material for my new book, yes, I'm here to visit Dr. Lecter, 'Ogre' Hannibal Lecter. Oh dear Will, you're no longer working for the FBI now, how can you still the heart of a special counsel? I'm not here to rescue Hannibal, honestly, do you really think that the prison built for the mentally ill can hold Hannibal? ”
The suggestiveness of this sentence was too strong to be ignored by Will, but the next moment Gu Qing winked at him playfully and his left eye: "You might as well judge, among the many words I said to you, which one is true?" ”
Will: "......"
At this time, Will's mobile phone rang, he didn't even look at his mobile phone, Gu Qing, who saw through it, said thoughtfully: "It's your wife, I want to come and have something to do with your stepson, then I won't bother you, I'm glad to see you, Will." ”
Gu Qing stood up as he spoke, settled the account and left.
Will Muran took out his mobile phone, the caller ID was really his wife, after Will connected, his wife's anxious voice came, it was their child who was sick with a fever and was now going to be sent to the hospital emergency room. Will subconsciously stood up and ran outside the café to look for Gu Qing, but there was still Gu Qing in the traffic.
"Will, Will—"
His wife's call brought Will back to reality, and Will casually replied, "I'll go", hung up the phone, and after thinking about it, he called up the dialing page and pressed Jack Crawford's mobile number, but when he pressed the last number, Will pursed the corners of his lips and finally gave up. He was no longer a special adviser to the FBI, he now had a wife and children, and he should protect the family instead of putting them in danger.
- Will, you're thinking too much about it again, is the deduction still too trendy?
Gu Qing, who disturbed poor Will's pool of spring water, really waved his sleeves and arrived at the Baltimore State Mental Hospital where Hannibal was imprisoned without taking a cloud, stood still in front of Hannibal's luxuriously decorated prison room, and smiled politely at Hannibal: "I'm glad to meet you, Doctor Lecter." ”
Hannibal smiled politely as well, "I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Carroll. ”
The two men smiled in an arc, not as if they were in a prison, but in a palatial hall surrounded by a band.
-- Perhaps, we can expect Sain Carroll's new book Ogre to continue to convey the idea of "I am a goldfish" to the world? That's going to be a whole new story.