82. Goldfish of the British Empire[13]
"Courtesy, Mr. Valentine."
Gu Qing pressed the biomimic electronic mask and changed from Mark Grant back to himself.
"Who the are you?" Valentin obviously didn't listen to Gu Qing's kind reminder, and burst into foul language one after another.
The stunned look in the eyes of James Bond, who was originally fighting with Gazelle, flashed, and M on the other end of the communicator calmly asked, "What happened, 007?" ”
James Bond didn't answer, he still hasn't exactly judged whether the new guy is friend or foe, or what kind of stakehold! Unexpectedly, the other party greeted him first: "See you again, Mr. Bond." As much as I'd love to have a nice chat with you, I think it's imperative to get your respective tasks done first. I think you now know what Mr. Valentine's SIM card is for, and I have to say it was a genius idea, so-"
There was no need for Gu Qing to go on, because the irascible Valentine had already pounced on the small controller, which was used to test the function of the SIM card he had developed in a small area. Gu Qing said that Valentine is a genius, at least in terms of biological nerves, the SIM card he developed can emit simple nerve waves after it is activated, which can arouse people's aggressiveness, and turn off people's inhibition ability, so that the affected people will become murderous machines, just like his style, simple and rude!
James Bond clearly thought of this and turned sharply to Valentine. Gazler wanted to stop Bond, but was intercepted by Gu Qing, and the smile on his face retracted: "My colleague died at your hands, please let me avenge him." Oh, to correct it, it's the feet. His gaze fell on the legs that Gazerle used to make weapons, like a pair of sharp knives.
Merlin, who was on the other end of the communicator, habitually twitched the corners of his mouth, and he couldn't expect this guy to be serious for a minute. That's why, Gu Qing completes every task perfectly, and is rarely used by Merlin as a teaching video. It's enough to have such an outlier among the royal gentlemen, really.
When Gu Qing started running the train again, Merlin, who didn't want the face of the royal gentleman to lose to MI6, couldn't help but roar: "Be serious, Gareth!" ”
"I'm waiting for an opportunity, sir." Gu Qing fought with Jiazel with ease, he did not use hot weapons in order to show respect for the disabled, and now he is basically fighting with Jiazel with his bare hands. From the fact that he can still talk to Merlin with two minds, it can be seen that he is really at ease.
Valentine pressed the switch in desperation, and the purple music interface was activated, but before he could wait for the radio waves to take effect, the sound of the violin came out of the small control that seemed to be like a sound, echoing in the huge office.
In the blank expressions of the crowd, the initiator introduced in a cheerful tone: "It is a violin song that I like very much, "He-saPirate". ”
This very aggressive and tense track was also transmitted back to MI6 Command, and M took a deep breath and asked, "What the hell is going on, 007?" ”
James Bond raised an eyebrow: "Obviously, we're having a small concert. ”
"Oh? I'd say Mr. Bond, you have a hip-up and a sense of humor. Gu Qing leaned back, effortlessly bent his upper body to an angle parallel to the floor, dodged the sharp knife of Gazel, who was attacking him with all his heart, and led Gazel to make a violin playing motion (her sharp knife cut two deep marks on the wooden floor) as he straightened up, and then blinked at James Bond.
James Bond: "......" was he molested by a hairy boy? The other party looks more tender than the curly-haired little guy in the quartermaster department, but Bond, who was promoted to level 00 agent, did not relax for a moment, the hairy boy in his mouth obviously has extraordinary skills, is the world really changing so fast?
In order to prove that he is still "old and strong", 007 punched Valentine, who was stunned and moved. Ignoring M's impatient voice in the headset, James Bond rolled over his desk and installed the external interface to Valentine's biometric system interface to make it easier for the Quartermaster technicians to break in.
"Mr. Bond, there has to be a first-come-first-served event, what do you think?" After saying this, along with the violin music to the climax, Gu Qing let go of his hand, and Gazel had fallen to the floor silently. At this time, the rhythm of the violin music tended to be soothing, Gu Qing reached out and dusted off the less obvious folds on his suit, and reported to Merlin: "The task is completed." ”
Merlin took a sip of his coffee, which was the second reason why he couldn't be used as a tutorial video for the cadets, God knows how he used physics and mathematics in battle to make Garzel split himself in half, just like she did to Lancelot at the time. "Gareth, I don't personally build yì you and 007 have a head-on conflict."
"Sir, even if you have admired 007 for a long time, the task is the task, and no personal emotions are involved." Gu Qing stared at James Bond, who was looking at him vigilantly, talking serious nonsense.
Merlin: "......"
James Bond: "......" He moved before Gu Qing could make a move, and his whole person was like a cheetah hiding in the grass. The violin music was back in flames, and the two of them were playing to the sound of the violin that lingered throughout the office.
Gu Qing reiterated: "Mr. Bond, I hope you can understand that this is not a personal vendetta, you can treat it as an "academic exchange". ”
James Bond raised an eyebrow: "Are young people so pretentious these days?" The movements of his hands did not show any lightness.
"Are you feeling inferior, Mr. Bond? Don't worry, blonde hair is trendy. Gu Qing said with a smile, "'Both'? Who else is Mr. Bond talking about besides me? Speaking of which, I've warned you from the time you plugged the external interface into Valentine's system, and I hope your technicians haven't hacked it yet, otherwise I really don't know what will happen. You also know our skills, otherwise we wouldn't have been doing a small concert just now, but we would have been fighting to the end. ”
James Bond let out a curse.
Without James Bond repeating this, MI6 stopped: given that they were fighting in close quarters just now, James Bond's communicator also took Gu Qing's voice in.
M propped one hand on the table, "Who the hell is that?" ”
James Bond suddenly remembered, not so much Gu Qing said it to the other side of the communicator: "You said that your colleague was killed by Valentine's Gazelle?" ”
"If I were you, I would make a list of old lovers, and I want to know my chief-" Gu Qing didn't say anything halfway through speaking, obviously his chief yelled in his communicator, and then Gu Qing restrained his indecent expression, he glanced at Bond, "Offended." ”
A group of people in MI6 look at each other, and M's special assistant Turner brushes his precarious hairline, ha, is this related to Bond's romantic history? Why wasn't he so surprised?
A young technician with curly black hair and black-rimmed glasses in the quartermaster department bowed his head deeply, and he immediately recognized who it was when he heard the voice coming from there, not only the familiar tone, but also the unique tone of speech. Also, he doesn't think what this guy says is credible, who knows if he's telling a bad joke or not?
It turned out that the young technician was right, and after a few moments the voice sounded again, this time more clearly, apparently directly into Bond's communicator: "Momentarily paralyzed, Mr. Bond, please believe that we have no ill will." ”
Bond: "...... "You've paralyzed me for a while and then convinced me that you don't have malicious intent?!" But now he can move his eyes, and the rest is like Gu Qing said that he is paralyzed, he doesn't know very well what weapon the other party is using, but according to the experience and feelings accumulated by Bond for many years as an agent, the other party really has no intention of killing him, but what is the purpose of the other party......
"In addition to developing a SIM card that emits radio waves, Valentine has also developed a chip that leads to a new world, and I believe you didn't find out with Mark Grant's permissions, but you know that it was from Bella Cookson? As expected. Gu Qing said as he walked away from his desk, he looked around the huge office, and began to parse Valentine in his palace of thoughts, he knew that Valentin had a paper notepad on which he recorded the list of powerful and rich friends he had lobbied/bought to join his new world, this was his second task today.
The voice of MI6 also came from the Bond headphones: "M, I have located Bond's position!" Bond didn't blink an eye, mentally calculated the fastest time to get back, he slowed his breathing, trying to break free from the paralysis, and cold sweat began to ooze from his forehead. He felt as if three minutes had passed, and his fingers moved, just then he heard a cheerful voice, and when he looked up again, Bond saw that there was already a paper notebook in his hand.
Gu Qing scanned the notepad and walked back behind the desk, and Bond lay weakly on the office chair. Gu Qing glanced at him and said in surprise, "Can you move?" It is worthy of being the current successor to the most symbolic code name of the British intelligence service. ”
Bond's pupils are constricted.
Gu Qing turned around and tapped his fingers flexibly on Valentine's console, and said coldly: "I forgot that our technician only invaded the small control device, and didn't do anything about this big one, so please let your technicians freely invade in." ”
Bond: "......"
MI6 Crowd: "......"
Benjamin: "......" He didn't want to say the phrase "I know."
"Mission accomplished, I'm going home, you'll be fully healthy in a minute and twenty seconds, Mr. Bond. Finally, my chief asked me to say hello on your behalf, oh, don't worry, there's no child who doesn't have a child. Gu Qing said and winked at Bond.
Bond: "......"
Merlin: "...... You shut up!! ”
Gu Qing flattened his mouth, turned himself back into Mark Grant, and went out from the main gate in such a dignified manner, and it was too late to get up and chase after Bond was able to move. Bond slammed down the wall, he had expected to face M's merciless questioning when he went back this time, maybe he would really make a list of old lovers.
Damn it!
Different from Bond's "miserable" situation, Gu Qing went back and faced Merlin, who was sinking like water, Gu Qing cautiously asked three steps away from Merlin: "What happened?" ”
Merlin took a deep breath and said, "Chesco King, Arthur's real name, is on the list you sent back. ”
Gu Qing's eyebrows moved, and he said, "I think I can be an instructor part-time, Merlin." As for the overlap of power in the royal gentleman, he will not mix it, of course, when it comes to the election of the new Arthur, he has the right to vote as a member of the Knights of the Round Table.
When Merlin hurriedly went to Harry to discuss, Gu Qing's eyes were half-squinted, and his steps were as brisk as ever, of course, this did not mean that he did not regret that his boss was bought by the villain, but that the royal gentleman, as an international spy organization, also needs to keep pace with the times, doesn't it?
In addition, he felt that he would be a good temporary instructor.
After the dust basically settled on this matter, Merlin returned to the base but did not see his students on the regular training ground, and inexplicably had a bad premonition, most of his energy during this time was not focused on training, but he was not irresponsible, he planned the training schedule of the cadets early in the morning, and after Gu Qing volunteered to be a temporary instructor, he gave him the training table and asked him to follow the training table.
Merlin held his forehead, he thought that Gu Qing's dictionary had never had the word "step-by-step", and immediately contacted the guy who played cards out of common sense: "Where are you?" ”
Gu Qing replied honestly: "In the underground R&D room." ”
Merlin felt that his hunch was about to come true, and immediately gritted his teeth and said, "Stay still!" He hung up the phone, on the way to the underground R&D room, Merlin imagined a lot of bloody and violent scenes in his mind, and outside the R&D room of Gu Qing's special family, he heard the howl coming from inside, Merlin took a deep breath and did a good job of psychological construction, slammed open the door and shouted: "Enough!" ”
Gu Qing, who was sitting behind the monitoring table, turned his head and looked dazed: "What happened?" ”
The howls continued to linger in the R&D room, but it was obviously not what Merlin imagined, such as Gu Qing abusing the students or something, but it seemed to be the background music of the game?
Merlin asked a little weakly, "What are you doing?" ”
Gu Qing shrugged and said, "Obviously, I'm giving them a lesson." As he spoke, he gave orders to Eggsie, Roxie, and Charlie inside: "Prepare for the fourth level, start." ”
Merlin subconsciously looked inside, and found that the three of them, each wearing a silver helmet, and holding a silver blue gun in their hands - obviously it was not a real gun - were standing on a round platform, facing the screen not far in front of them, walking and saying something Merlin did not understand.
"I think everyone else is dead, which means that the enemy is far outnumbered by us, and we have to make up for it with great firepower," said Eggsy as he looked left and right. ”
Lockie made a pull-up gesture and crouched down again, "You're trying to attack the supply zone, right?" ”
Eggsy nodded: "There's a two-box grenade in there, and this is the only chance to break through." ”
Charlie disagreed, saying, "Eggsie, that's a death trap." ”
Eggsy raised the mock gun in his hand and made a loading motion: "Good thing I have a large blaster. ”
Merlin: "Huh? "When did the royal gentleman develop a large blaster?
"Lockie, you copy the right, Charlie, you attack from the front, and I'll cover you. One, two, three. After Egger finished speaking, the three of them each had different movements, and they knew very well what they were doing, such as Gu Qing, and those who didn't know looked at them as if they were watching a tease, such as Merlin.
Merlin looked at the screen in front of Gu Qing in confusion, among the three connected screens, the outer two were scrolling with dazzling lines of code, and in the middle was the virtual scene that Eggsy and the others were entering, and they were now surrounded by a swarm of bats.
Merlin couldn't look directly at the demons dancing around Eggsie, and after reading the code for a while, he almost understood what Gu Qing had done: "You developed a virtual scene machine. ”
"Actually, I developed a virtual reality display system and assembled four hard back projection walls to create a highly immersive virtual presentation environment, and with a 3D tracker, I could roam the "real" virtual environment at will. Gu Qing nodded with satisfaction while saying Merlin, and then listened to Gu Qing say, "When we did the test, we played a first-person shooter game in it, and then we had a sudden inspiration, so we made a helmet version, which is what you see now, Eggesy and they are doing the test, and after the test is passed, I will start to prepare for the development of a larger virtual training ground, and the application report has been sent to your mailbox." ”
At this moment, Eggy inside howled: "It's a giant bird!" ”
Gu Qing's face did not change, "Additional functions, the computer will record what they do in the virtual scene, further integrate and analyze this, and give the corresponding abilities, such as leadership ability, intelligence, combat skills, etc. Of course, if you need to hone their personal skills, I can also develop a personal version of the virtual training ground. ”
After speaking, Gu Qing glanced at Merlin again, "The last thing I want to say is that this is based on completing the tasks on your training list, is it a combination of work and rest?" ”
Merlin laughed and said, "Did I say anything?" It's all you. ”
There was a few seconds of silence in the surveillance room.
Gu Qing spoke again: "Do you want to play together?" ”
Merlin shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why not?" ”
Now that Merlin has returned, Gu Qing, the temporary instructor, has stepped down. Gu Qing is still very successful as a temporary instructor, at least the students have changed from "crying and running away" when they saw him to bowing down under his suit pants, which is very conducive to the unity and friendship of the royal gentleman in the future. After all, Harry Hart has become the new Arthur, and this time the selection will not only elect Lancelot, but also select Galahad, who has been vacated by Harry's promotion.
What's more worth mentioning is that after a series of accidents, Merlin has forgotten about Gu Qing's repeated teasing of MI6's star agent, James Bond, in his name, which is not too important, isn't it? As for the other party involved in this accident, what kind of miserable life did MI6 live because of this incident, in fact, Gu Qing really knew some inside information, and the reason-
"Lemon sponge pudding, don't tell me you don't like it now." Gu Qing was about to call out his best friend's name, but before that, he pretended to ask, "Can I call your real name?" Or will I be arrested by your department as soon as I call out your real name? ”
Benjamin rolled his eyes as he tried to get himself to say in the most vicious tone possible: "Actually, they're better at making people disappear quietly than choosing to imprison you, Patrick!" ”
"I'm sure they can, Ben." Gu Qing said with a smile, and by the way, he put another cup of tea in front of Benjamin, they were now sitting at a small table outside a café enjoying afternoon tea, "To be honest, it wasn't the first time I met the famous Mr. Bond from your department during the mission, Ben." Of course, for the first time we didn't have a head-on confrontation, it involved a concert and an explosion. Is he okay? It's always sad to lose someone you like, even if the other party breaks his heart, but after all, it's a rare and serious relationship for Bond. ”
Benjamin took a sip of tea from his teacup, frowned and said, "Why are you talking to me about this?" ”
Gu Qing lowered his head and took a bite of the pudding, and instead of immediately answering Benjamin's question, he said, "Congratulations on your promotion, Ben." ”
Benjamin glared at him, and then said with some dejection, "Tell me, how do you know?" And you're still the same #Logic Dead#, it really hasn't changed at all! ”
"Mr. Bond is referring to you, as far as I know, he's a Level 00 agent, and it's usually the quartermaster who supports him, and he not only knows you, but he also knows you, which means you have a working contact. So think of it as a teaser of a promotion, Ben. ”
Benjamin snorted, "How are you sure that the person Bond said is me?" ”
"Well, I told you, Ben, you're a goldfish par excellence." Gu Qing said in an aria-like tone, and the lovely Ben, he looked like he wanted to stuff the fork in his hand into Gu Qing's throat.
Gu Qing sighed in his heart that his friend was not as cute as before, and then sat closer to him, lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious: "I can responsibly tell you that there is no so-called old lover, well, you can use that as a confusing strategy." ”
Benjamin: "......" He now felt a little sympathy for Bond, who had been annoyed by the incident.