Back then, Gu Qing was dressed as a tanuki spirit - if he was dressed as a tanuki who couldn't become a tanuki, then it was really another story - instead of the prince born to Concubine Li Chen, who Guo Huai wanted to replace with his tanuki, but the prince was not drowned by Guo Huai himself, but let him hand it over to Kou Zhu, a palace man who was bought by him, and let Kou Zhu drown him, but Kou Zhu finally gave birth to compassion and couldn't bear to kill the newborn child, so he found a way to take the child out of the palace.

Originally, he secretly sent the little prince away, but in a blink of an eye, he heard that Concubine Li Chen gave birth to a prince, and Kou Zhu was shocked, and he didn't dare to return to the palace at the moment, so he fled the palace directly with the little prince. It was also at that time that Concubine Liu Defei was also in extreme shock, Guo Huai later wanted to clear his innocence and remembered Kou Zhu, only to find that Kou Zhu was gone, there must be something greasy in it, Guo Huai thought that Concubine Li Chen had bought Kou Zhu instead, which was not conducive to him to wash away his grievances, so he faked Kou Zhu's death, so he helped Kou Zhu.

At that time, Gu Qing was only just transformed, and he was fighting against baby instinct and cat instinct, and he was really "alone" at that time, and when he established a cat clan network and sealed the Zhongshu Order, he finally remembered the little prince who was replaced, and after careful investigation, he found that the little prince was not dead, and he and Kou Zhu depended on each other.

Gu Qing was very happy that the little prince was not dead, if he died at that time, the story would be much less interesting, so he had been secretly paying attention to the little prince. The little prince and Kou Zhu were originally very poor, but since Gu Qing intervened, they have been lucky E+ since then, and they can pick up silver ingots when they stumble while walking; If you pick up a jade pendant and give it to the owner, you can have more knowledgeable gentlemen; The homeless man who fainted at the door of the house woke up and became a master of martial arts - don't ask about the logic in this, if you want to say logic, then what should they say about the mussels that they can catch pearls by fishing in the small river at will, you must know that there have never been mussels in the small river - for this #Good Luck # incident, Kou Zhu never felt that there was anything wrong, she knew the identity of the little prince very well in her heart, and secretly regarded this as the little prince's own heavenly blessing, well, some kind of Cheng dù Kou Zhu truth.

Twenty-four years have passed, and they are now settled in Xiangyang. According to the law of lucky E, the little prince will meet a noble person again, who is the biggest noble person in Xiangyang, Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang, the youngest brother of Zhenzong, went to the fief when he became an adult, and he really hasn't been to Bianliang City over the years, except for the court call. Unlike the Eight Sages King, he was the assistant minister that Zhenzong pointed out to the official family before his death, so he lived in Bianliang for a long time.

Did Gu Qing say that the little prince looked very much like the True Sect?

Oh, it doesn't matter if you haven't said it, anyway, Zhao Jue, a very ambitious and self-motivated prince, will find out. As for Zhao Jue's self-motivation? The prince who doesn't want to be an emperor is not a real warrior.

#狸猫换太子#的传奇大戏, in the second year of Jingyou (1035 AD), the curtain slowly opened.

May 12 is the official family's holy birthday, and all the countries come to the court.

Not to mention Liaoguo, he was beaten down when he was eighteen years old, and he has not gotten up yet.

And the Western Xia, who came out after the fall of the Liao State, may have learned the lessons of the Liao State, and did not come to harass the border when there was nothing to do like the Liao State did before, the Western Xia State was very sincere to establish diplomatic relations, and then they admired our Great Song Dynasty, hoping to learn the culture and technology of our Great Song Dynasty or something.

Originally, this kind of thing is not uncommon in the history of the Central Plains, doesn't this show my status as the leading big brother in the Central Plains. However, this set did not work in this dynasty, Xixia came to make a look of admiration, and the minister who was full of fast brains rolled his eyes under his nose, Xixia This is a proper scheming, how did you learn the superb technology of our Central Plains, and in the blink of an eye, you will be strengthened, and then attack our Central Plains? When we're stupid about it. Oh, this is sweeping those precedents in history, but what, they are not the same ancestor as us, and they will not crawl out of the grave to shout← look at the thoughts of the ministers of this dynasty, you will know what #Near Zhu is red, close to ink is black#.

The courtiers all thought like this, and the official sat on the dragon chair on the nine-story imperial staircase, and let out a monosyllable that was high in front and low in the back, "I have never been an emperor, but I can give it a try, and when the king of Xixia worships me three times and bows to me as a teacher, I will definitely know everything about the king of Xixia." ”

Western Xia envoy: "...... What do you mean by that? ”

"Didn't you say that the king of Western Xia admired the skills of my Great Song Dynasty and wanted to learn them? Naturally, this learning is to be apprenticed? Could it be that you Xixia want to learn secretly? Haven't talked about tuition yet, it's so stingy? It seems that the people of Western Xia are not the sons and daughters of the king of Western Xia, probably stepsons, stepsons who were sent away if they stuttered and drank. Alas, I almost have to feel sorry for the people of Western Xia. As soon as the official's words came out, the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty looked at the floor and couldn't help laughing, and the official's nonsense came out, Rao is no matter how good you are, you will be dizzy.

Of course, the king of Western Xia will not bow to the officials of the Great Song Dynasty as a teacher, and this lower generation is resolutely unbearable, so he can only carry the pot of the king of Western Xia who loves the people as much as his stepson, but for the sake of dignity, he has to break his teeth and swallow it. This incident was reported back to the Great Song Dynasty, and the official family also breathed a sigh of relief: "It is said that 'one day is a teacher and one life is a father', I am still in the prime of life, how can I bring a drag oil bottle." ”

This is like not taking Xixia in his eyes, the king of Xixia heard this, and immediately spit out blood in anger, he endured this "insult on the mouth", wait for him, hum!

Therefore, before the 'other day' came, the king of Western Xia had to pretend to be a grandson and obediently come to congratulate the official family on his birthday.

In addition to Fanguo, there are also the royal relatives of the Great Song Dynasty who are "outcast", and there is naturally Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang, who is the emperor's uncle, but he came with a big gift: at the palace banquet where no one from Fanguo participated, only internal people, the troupe brought by Zhao Jue presented a "tanuki for the prince" opera, which is almost a perfect restoration of the incident when Concubine Liu Defei ordered Guo Huai to exchange the prince with a skinned tanuki, and what is even more exciting is that there is really a tanuki wearing a dragon robe and singing in the opera.

Although the names in the play are all "Zhang Guan Li Dai", but back then, Zhenzong promised whoever was the son of Mr. Whoever was named the queen, and Mr. Li Chenfei was the prince and other things that everyone still remembered, so the courtiers gradually figured out the taste, King Xiangyang is referring to Sang and scolding Huai? Scolding the official family for being a raccoon cat? How much ambition leopard guts has been eaten?

It's not that the courtiers don't have enough imagination, it's just that this weird story is too bizarre and unrealistic, where would they equate the official family with the tanuki.

As a result, there are several situations among the audiences watching the play below: the first is the official family, and his old man can watch it with relish; The second is the mysterious Xiangyang King Zhao Jue, who went from being complacent about grabbing the "pigtails" to observing the hesitation of the official family, and then to the disdain that he later thought that the official family was doing a death struggle; As for the third type, that is, looking at Zhao Jue's Manchu civil and military with disapproval or martyrdom or stupid eyes, including the Eight Sage Kings who frowned in disapproval.

Zhao Jue was also too immersed in the splendid future of the future, and he didn't notice the gazes of others, and when he came back to his senses at the end of the song, he swept it casually, and finally caught the gaze of Qi Brush, and immediately "......".

The Eight Sages King's face sank like water, and in the end he still cared about a little brotherhood, and scolded Zhao Jue for asking him to make amends to the official family. Zhao Jue immediately sneered: "Brother Starling, if he is really the dragon seed of our Zhao family, I am willing to kowtow to him for thousands of eight hundred heads, but is he?" ”

Is this forgetting to take medicine before going out?

Or is this another pre-colluded drama to help the fun?

The official family immediately came out to clarify: "I am not familiar with the Nine Emperor Uncles at all. ”

That's not collusion, but what kind of trouble is King Xiangyang going to make here? Most of the courtiers thought so, and only a few of them had very subtle expressions, so they watched quietly and did not speak.

The Eight Sages King reprimanded angrily: "Zhao Jue! ”

Zhao Jueli also ignored the Eight Sages King, and immediately clapped his hands, and a young man walked out of the backstage of the troupe, and the courtiers and the Eight Sages King and other clan relatives who had been officials in the Zhenzong period were stunned, without him, the young man looked too much like the Zhenzong when he was young. Could it be the dragon species left behind in the folk during Zhenzong's private visit?

Zhao Jue took in everyone's expressions, and immediately dropped a depth charge: "As you can see, the appearance of this child is carved out of the same mold as Emperor Zhenzong, and he is the child born to Concubine Li Chen back then!" ”

Everyone looked at each other, and Zhao Jue continued: "Don't you still understand? Now sitting on the dragon chair, the one who occupies my Zhao family's country is the tanuki that has become a spirit! ”

Everyone squinted at King Xiangyang, this story began to talk nonsense here, they still didn't know that King Xiangyang was still a master of making up stories.

Zhao Jue: "......" Zhao Jue didn't believe it at first, but after his many visits, from Kou Zhu to Guo Huai, he also found Concubine Liu De, who was struggling in the cold palace. Concubine Liu Defei hasn't breathed for so many years, so she is waiting for "one day", and she also found the midwife You Shi who was bought at the beginning, so as to confirm that the young man next to Kou Zhu is the real prince. So the question arises, how did the official family come about? Zhao Jue didn't know if he wanted to be the emperor and wanted to go crazy, or the explanation given by Concubine Liu seemed to really make sense, and Zhao Jue gradually accepted the setting that the official family was a tanuki.

It's just that this setting is too otherworldly, and everyone really can't accept it for a while, but Shi Shiran, an official who has never taken the usual path, spoke: "You don't seem to believe in the transformation of spirits? Why not? I look at the folk books that write flower essences, painting essences, bamboo essences, fox spirits, monkey spirits, etc., and I heard that they sell very well. This sells well, which means that it is very marketable, do men love this one more? That's right, what I said is the kind of book that contains a description without clothes. ”

Everyone: "......" The last sentence of the official family really doesn't need to be said, they are all people who have come over and know very well what kind of words you are talking about! Wait, now is really not the time to discuss the vulgar script, the official family, you were scolded as a tanuki, and it's not right, you are accused of not being a dragon of the real sect! But seeing that the official family is so calm, the king of Xiangyang really has hysteria. But sometimes it's just that love reverses.

The official's attitude is not right, Zhao Jue's brows are furrowed and he can kill the mosquito, but he has to finish telling the story he tells on his knees. So next, Kou Zhu, You Shi, and Concubine Liu Defei appeared one after another, and what was even more unexpected was that Zhao Jue actually said that Concubine Li Chen, who had been upgraded to the queen mother, came out to testify that the official family was not the true parent.

The story developed too fast like a tornado, and the courtiers were all in their hearts, but most of them were still very calm, just waiting for the official sitting on the dragon chair to say something, and whenever he said, 'This is a joke made by me and Uncle Jiu, who I am not familiar with, I see that I have deceived you', and they all admit it.

But I waited and waited, and I waited for the official family to say: "I have been waiting for this day for twenty-four years, so as the king of Xiangyang who fulfilled my wish, what do you want?" ”

Zhao Jue reacted quickly: "So, you admit that you are not the son of the True Sect!" Could it be that you are really a civet cat who has become a fine and has occupied the country of my Great Song Dynasty? ”

The official didn't speak, he got up from the dragon chair, walked down the imperial steps step by step, the bright yellow five-clawed flying dragon silk dragon robe was worn on him, and then lined with the face that is recognized as the most beautiful in Bianliang, and the extraordinary bearing of the body, anyone will feel that this is the undoubted true dragon emperor! So, what King Xiangyang said is all nonsense, right?

Look, the official family has this kind of skill that makes people automatically beautify him without speaking. The official family stood still on the last imperial staircase and sighed slightly: "To be honest, I am somewhat disappointed. ”

Zhao Jue: "? ”

Courtiers: "? ”

"Is it true that in your heart, if you are not a true parent, you are equated with me being a tanuki? Why don't you think that I am the son of King Gongxian, or the son of Prince Zhaocheng - hey, this is not right in time, then the Eighth Emperor Uncle, the Eighth Emperor Uncle's own son? Think about it, in the original plan of Concubine Liu Defei, the general will plan, and there will be a #Li Dai Taozhuang#, so that the dream of being the emperor will be fulfilled, and he can secretly rub the fun in his heart, why not? "The official family is serious nonsense, but it is thought-provoking.

King Gongxian mentioned in his words was the eldest son of Taizong Zhao Guangyi and the eldest brother of Zhenzong, who went crazy because of the death of his uncle Zhao Tingmei and died in the Tiansheng year; Prince Zhaocheng is the second son of Taizong, and he died of illness and violence eighteen years before the official family was born, so the official family changed his mind; Let's talk about the Eight Sages King again, so I don't need to go into details.

So if you think about what the official family said, it is not impossible, you must know that Zhenzong was neither the eldest son nor the son-in-law back then, and the eldest brother went crazy to become the emperor, and the second brother died young. If King Gongxian hadn't gone crazy back then, I'm afraid he would have been the emperor in the end......

There are also the Eight Sage Kings, who were smart when they were young, Taizong especially favored him, but he didn't become the emperor, and now he is famous in the government and the opposition, but he doesn't have half a taboo in the official family, it can't be said that he is not above ten thousand people under one person...... Looking at the beauty of the Eight Sages King again, it is more reasonable to give birth to a son who is more beautiful and graceful like the official family, right?

- How many guns did Zhenzong lie in here, be careful that his old man was so angry that he crawled out of the mausoleum! However, the True Sect still has company, and the back of the Eight Sages King is about to be pierced by the probing gazes of the courtiers and clan relatives.

The official who started the culption, took in everyone's expressions, and he smiled innocently at Zhao Jue: "You see, I really just said it casually, and they were about to believe it - well, maybe I should be pleased with my prestige in their hearts, and write it down first, and when I will point to the deer as a horse, it will be interesting just thinking about it--is not more credible than your words that I am a tanuki." If you had said so, perhaps I would have written the edict by now. ”

Zhao Jue: "......!! ”

The Eight Sages: "......!! ”

Manchu Dynasty civil and military: "......!! "Official, let's stop playing, okay? You're dying, but you're not letting us die!

Therefore, when the official family said this, except for Zhao Jue's group, the rest of the people knelt down one after another, which shows that Zhao Jue's exposure of the official family is not the true son of the sect really did not have any impact on the official family.

"Why are you so surprised? The king of Xiangyang used a series of schemes, didn't he just want to let me be in him? Oh, or is it the Zen position for the father and son of the emperor that he found, and then let him Zen be in him? I'm so understanding, I just omit this step. The official family muttered to himself, revealing a lot of information, and the Eight Sages King immediately said: "The king of Xiangyang intends to rebel, and the official family must not tolerate it!" ”

This was nothing, everyone saw the rebellion of King Xiangyang, but everyone didn't shout as fast as the Eight Sages King, so the official family is really the son of the Eight Sages King, right? For a while, the Eight Sages King was sharp again.

The Eight Sages: "......"

Zhao Jue also seemed to have predicted the worst-case scenario, he was not stupid enough to think that he would be able to achieve his goal by staging a puncture plan, no, it should be said that he was not stupid enough to come to the palace without bringing his subordinates. What's more, Zhao Jue learned that the tanuki changed the identity of the prince in the prince back then, and he had made more preparations in the past year, as can be seen from the fact that Concubine Li Chen, who was the queen mother in the palace, was rebelled by him.

Of course, how the king of Xiangyang came to the palace with his minions is still up for debate, but his efforts cannot be denied.

So when the Eight Sages King ordered the Imperial Forest Army to come in and suppress the King of Xiangyang, the King of Xiangyang gave an order and let his soldiers and horses surround him. Facing the stunned expressions of everyone in the hall, the king of Xiangyang immediately laughed, and was about to say something, when the official family said in a tone of "I know": "The king of Xiangyang is going to start talking about his mental journey of forcing the palace to rebel, everyone listen carefully." ”

Zhao Jue: "......"

Everyone in the hall: "......" The official family is okay, the current shape is really grim, and it is not the time to play around.

Let the official family say this, Zhao Jue can't say it as a matter of course, he directly skipped this stage, and he didn't jump so much, he directly named the names of several ministers who played important roles in the court, "I haven't come to serve the official family to write the edict of the Zen throne!" "I think these ministers are the 'efforts' he made in the past to force the palace, and it just so happens that these are the ones who originally had subtle expressions.

"When I say Zen position, do you really believe it? Uncle Nine Emperors, why are you like this... Naive? The official family was very fearless, and after saying this, he shook his head and sighed slightly.

Zhao Jue was about to be mad, he sneered: "You don't write? Then wait for your life story to be revealed to the world, and Western Xia immediately raise 300,000 troops to attack the border! This is also thanks to the fact that you humiliated the king of Western Xia so much. ”

"As soon as you say that, the acting skills of the King of Western Xia are really remarkable, when he came to see me yesterday, he was as pitiful as ever."

Although I know that now is not the time to complain about the wrong idiom of the official family, but the string in the heart of everyone in the strange hall is not so tight, and now everyone has come back to the taste, and the official family is afraid that they have planned a #Catch turtle in the urn#. Looking at the colleagues who were named, everyone also pondered, no wonder they were sometimes sneaky in their past behaviors, I am afraid that they were given the important task of being double agents by the officials.

It's just that they're not so nervous, the fire in Zhao Jue's heart has been so flirtatious, and now it's called a vigorous one, and the official family is still so... frivolous, so that the king of Xiangyang can't stand it. He immediately pulled out the soft sword wrapped around his waist, gritted his teeth and said: "It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, then good, this king will fulfill you!" As he spoke, he raised his sword and stabbed at the official's house.

This happened between the lightning and flint, and the Eight Sages King just wanted to shout "Stop", and the hearts of the courtiers also rose to their throats, and then they were shocked by the next scene.

Tai-Zu is above, and he has really become a master of the official family!!