252.Flood Famine[h]
Regarding the 'Six Futon Theory', Tongtian's understanding is to move closer to Gu Qing's deliberately misleading 'Doctrine of Sanctification and Eugenics', but in fact, Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi naturally don't believe it, they also have their own understanding, which must have a deep meaning, so they sat down two of them first to occupy one.
Why do you say that you have one?
It's not Tongtian, this bad brother still adheres to the 'eugenic theory', thinking that the six futons are like the seven gourds in the past, which will open up their wisdom and then transform into shapes. Yuan Shi wanted to slap Tongtian directly on the head at the moment, can't they see if the futon is open or not? Besides, how many of them can be transformed from spiritual roots like Buzhou Mountain? Looking at the entire flood wilderness, I'm afraid that there is no other semicolon for the Zhoushan family!
- In fact, there is a second one, that is, the green willow in the ten innate spiritual roots, he has now become holy after his transformation, probably because the spiritual roots are very low-key, the green willow is formed into a saint, the whole Honghuang knows that there are very few talents, and the green willow is a low-key and low-key representative.
Tongtian didn't sit, but Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi couldn't leave their younger brother behind, so they occupied a seat for him. What made Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi start to doubt who was really normal was that none of the Zhoushan squad came forward to sit on the remaining three futons, which made them wonder if the futons really were... Spirituality?
In fact, this futon is really a very ordinary futon.
No, what about the Zhoushan team, the seven brothers of Hulu are very stylish and unwilling to sit on Hongjun, a suspected candidate for stepmother (?) As for the bitter bamboo peach, they naturally followed the organization.
Isn't it just a futon? When they came to study in the 'boarding school', they naturally came over with their belongings, and immediately took out a picnic in Zixiao Palace, cough, it was the desks, chairs and benches for class that came out.
Lao Tzu/Yuan Shi: Is it really ...... to listen to the sage's preaching? But after thinking about it, they are the descendants of Gu Qing, the saint who was sanctified first, and they should usually open a small stove for them, right? It's that Tongtian's cultivation is much more lean than when he ran away from home in Kunlun Mountain, so he knows how to become holy, right? It's the true path to holiness, not the way that sounds like nonsense.
Then Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi watched Hu Wu and Hu Liu, whose nicknames were Hu Li and Hu Tu, smiling and using gourd vines to weave a futon that was exactly the same as the six futons, and then mixed the gourd futon into the remaining three real futons, and disrupted the order back and forth.
In this way, six futons become seven.
Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi can naturally distinguish the truth from the fake, they are full of black lines, playing like this in Zixiao Palace, is it really good?
Hongjun kept silent from the previous use of his divine sense to sense Hu Qi's 'Houniang Said' and Tongtian's 'Eugenics Said', on the other hand, it was intentionally or unintentionally misleading Gu Qing, who caused this kind of embarrassment to Daozu, this half of the Guangfeng Jiyue characters, not half embarrassed, but deepened his smile, and the behavior of 'confusing the public' towards his own bear child did not mean to reprimand, but sublimated this behavior: "#ε½ιζζΆη»ι‘»ζ, don't force it all the time in your life#." β
Hongjun pondered for a while and said, "What Daoyou said is very true. β
Gu Qing smiled: "That's what I said." β
Hongjun: Can "......" still have a good 'chat'?
In the silence of the Dao Ancestor, the shape of the Zixiao Palace underwent earth-shaking changes: the people who came to the Zixiao Palace outside the Thirty-six Heavens to learn from the art arrived one after another, and the first to arrive was naturally to cultivate more deeply and have a better foundation in itself. So in the waves that came in one after another, there were Nuwa and Fuxi brothers and sisters, Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi, the two friends, Yuanfeng's eldest son Kunpeng, and Dijun and Taiyi who followed closely.
Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi saw that someone else came in, and without saying a word, they pulled Tongtian over and sat on the real futon next to them, and then looked at the others with subtle expressions and began to divide the futon. There are four left, seven of them, of course not enough to divide.
Hu Dabai was bored lying on the table and rolled his eyes: "I really don't understand what is there to fight about this futon?" You seven just guess the boxing, okay? Or, are you on teams of four? - Hey, Kunpeng, why are you alone? Kong Xuan go and team up with your brother - that's fair, so one person sits in the first half, and the rest sits in the second half, no. Or do you sit on top of each other? Alas, I really don't understand why you can't learn to be flexible. β
Nuwa and others: How can the words of "......" make people speechless.
Lao Tzu/Yuan Shi: Is it really good to "......"? There's also a fake futon in there.
However, some people compete for futon sitting, and some people dislike it. Kong Xuan blew up after being named by Huda, he glanced at Kunpeng with a look of "don't bother Lao Tzu", his brother, and snorted: "I don't want to team up with Kunpeng!" β
Kunpeng sneered heavily, "Do you think I'm rarely teaming up with you, a little idiot who hasn't even transformed into a shapeshifter?" β
Hu Da was very dissatisfied: "If you don't want to, you don't want to, what kind of personal attack are you doing, even if Kong Xuandu is stupid, it's not something you can say." β
Kunpeng disdained it, and chose a futon and sat down.
Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi glanced at each other, Kunpeng's luck was too bad, and among the remaining four futons, he chose the fake one as soon as he chose. Of the remaining three teams, they finally adopted Huda's Jianyi, and each team sent a representative to sit on one of the futons.
Of course, the reason for this result is because the strength of their three teams is equal, Di Jun and Taiyi brothers needless to say, Di Jun has Hetu Luoshu, Taiyi has Donghuang Zhong, but Nuwa and Fuxi brothers and sisters are not vegetarians, and Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi, Hongyun is the first red cloud between heaven and earth after the beginning of the opening of heaven and earth, and Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals in the later legend, and he can arrive at Zixiao Palace with Nuwa and others, so he can naturally distinguish the depth of cultivation. Besides, this is Zixiao Palace, the territory of the saints, and it doesn't seem like a fight.
In this way, the seven futons were assigned separately, starting from Lao Tzu and going back to the back, as follows: Lao Tzu, Yuan Shi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Kunpeng (fake), Hongyun and Dijun.
Gu Qing saw the situation in the hall clearly: "This is interesting. β
Hongjun is not as interested as Gu Qing - its practical # It is not a big deal to see the excitement # to describe it more appropriately - he is holding the jade disc of creation, he has realized the Tao so far, and now he has become holy, plus now he has been selected by the Heavenly Dao to make up for the Heavenly Dao, and his perception of the Heavenly Dao is naturally beyond the reach of others (except Gu Qing), so the six futons and the seven Hongmeng purple qi in his hands are naturally arranged, and now if it is disrupted: assuming that they really change shifts and sit on the futon in the process of listening to the sermon, then how should this Hongmeng purple qi be calculated? Is it going to be split in two? It's also too ...... Finish.
Gu Qing, who had seen through QiΔ, stepped forward at this time and came to solve the problem for Dao Ancestor: "Is there any problem with dividing Hongmeng Purple Qi into two?" Besides, it's just a saint seat, but there is no rule that two people can't share a saint position, right? Well, this is actually conducive to promoting the spirit of #solidarity and friendship#. Otherwise, when dividing Hongmeng Purple Qi, look at Hongmeng Purple Qi's own choice? Hongjun Daoyou just has to make up his own mind. β
Hongjun: "......"
Daozu was also tired, and there was a problem with the distribution of the seven futons. It was okay, and then there were the follow-up creatures of the wilderness, they saw that the futon had been divided, even Huda and they also brought their own desks, not to mention that they were not so thick-skinned, and their strength was not comparable to the people in the front row, so they found a place in the hall and sat down.
But even if someone is 'different', these two people are no one else, and they must be from the barren land of the West. The two of them are also bitter, aren't they from the barren land of the West, the mountains are high and the rivers are far away, so even if the cultivation can be compared with Nuwa, it is still too late. But as soon as the two of them saw the futon, they thought that 'the futon was destined for them', so they came to the front with a shy face, and said bitterly: "The two of us came from the poor land of the West, and the journey is long, and now we have finally arrived at Zixiao Palace, but there is no serious seat to sit in, can you Taoist friends be kind and let one or two seats be given to the two of you." β
As soon as the words fell, Kunpeng's extremely impatient voice sounded: "Fool, stay away from me!" β
Zhun Ti looked embarrassed at the moment: "This fellow Taoist is unwilling to let -"
Kong Xuan immediately pushed back: "You are a fool, your whole family is a fool!" "People are actually brothers scolding, but the vocabulary is a little barren, and they come and go as 'stupid' and 'stupid'.
Everyone else is # It's none of their business, hang high #, of course there are not, Hu Da hates iron and steel next to him, and Hu Qi, who grew up with Kong Xuan since he was a child, cheers for Kong Xuan next to him, and of course there are those who persuade to fight, Tongtian is one, he is not a persuasion, in fact, it can be classified as cheering for Kong Xuan, and it is the good old man Hongyun who is really persuading to fight, although he only saw Kunpeng and Kong Xuan for the first time today.
In this way, no one cares about the permission to ask for a seat to be shamelessly requested.
If it is replaced by someone else, it will be embarrassing in strength, but Zhun Ti and Jie are not, they seem to be waiting for Kunpeng and Kong Xuan to finish the quarrel.
- Also, if you don't have such a thick skin, you can't make such a move to let people occupy a seat and give it to them, and the two of them are not old people, they have to respect the old and love the young, and everyone has such a long life. And they are not only thick-skinned, but also dark-hearted, thinking that in the original process, it was not Hongyun who pulled Kunpeng to give the futon to Zhun Ti and Jieyin, and later learned that the futon was actually related to the saint. This makes the futon inevitably involve cause and effect, but as a result, Kunpeng went to hunt down Hongyun in anger. As soon as this Hongyun dies, the cause and effect between him and Zhun Ti and the connection will also be written off, so if Kunpeng killed Hongyun and has nothing to do with Zhun Ti and the connection, it is really unbelievable.
Kunpeng was also irritable, reached out and picked up Kong Xuan's thin neck, and threw him into Hongyun's arms: "Didn't you say let me let him?" Then the little fool will be left to you. β
Hongyun hurriedly hugged Kong Xuan, "Kunpeng Daoyou, how can you treat your brother like this?" He's still so young, he hasn't even been shapeshifted. β
Kunpeng directly rolled his eyes, and when he raised his eyes to see that the lifting and the introduction were still there, he sprayed over immediately: "What are you two still doing here?" Waiting for me to give you the futon? Oh, and I called this little idiot a fool earlier, did you two respond? Is it a match seat? Hehe. β
Behind every hehe, there will always be a fool.
--Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, who knew the truth, did not move, as for what they thought in their hearts, only the two of them knew.
Hongyun wanted to let it, but when he thought that the second half was still kept by his friend Zhen Yuanzi, he immediately apologized: "I'm really embarrassed two Taoist friends, this futon has half of me and half of Zhen Yuanzi...... If I have it alone, I will give it to you. β
Quasi-mention/citation: "......?" β
Anyway, no one gave up their seats to Zhun Ti and the usher, and the two of them only sat in the back row with a 'gloomy description'. This platoon was originally occupied by the Buzhou Mountain squad, but later there were more holders of the other half of the futon, and now the two vacated positions are Kong Xuan and Hu Qi, and the two of them went to fight with Kunpeng.
As the 'leading boss' - temporary and self-appointed - Hu Da was not angry in the face of their uncaring behavior, and praised very sincerely: "#δΊΊθ³θ΄±εζ ζ#, I appreciate you like this." β
Quasi-Pick-up/Citation: "......"
It's really the first time that someone has said so bluntly that the quasi-mention and citation have not waited for the norm in the flood era, and the moral code has not waited for the norm, and the one who pursues the law of the jungle is even more shameless, but the quasi-mention and quotation can also come out on top of this list.
Originally, Hu Da said this casually, and everyone listened to it casually, but Hongyun was soft-hearted and had to defend Zhun Ti and Jieyin: "These two Taoist friends from the West actually didn't do anything... Thing, right? Or is there some misunderstanding between the two of you? If there is a misunderstanding, it is better to solve it as soon as possible. β
Hu Dachao Hongyun starry eyes: "Hello innocent, I like it!" β
Tongtian, who held Huqi in his arms, quietly asked Yuan Shi: "Is this nonsense a compliment?" β
Yuan Shi also had mixed feelings in his heart, and he always felt that his younger brother was not so stupid and cute, after all, Tongtian was naturally stupid, but he was not as bad as Hongyun Daoyou, so he turned his elbow out a little bit... Nothing more.
In this case, the time has come for Hongjun Daozu to open the altar and preach.