Chapter 1: I've eaten a dazzling life

Ye Youxin took over a job, it is said that a high-end villa area in the north of the city is haunted, and he has invited n times of police and n mages to solve the problem, but in the end they all returned in vain.

After being recommended by others, after several rounds, the owner's uncle found Ye You here.

In fact, Ye You doesn't care about these idle things, but the recent economic downturn has caused the company to pay no wages in March! The old Ben has gnawed only the card, and if it goes on like this, I can only go to the garden to eat soil and break my belly.

Thereupon...... Those few zeros made Ye You of the material compromise.

Carrying a backpack, a few handfuls of yellow paper, and a very forced white dress fluttering (it is said that the white dress can hold immortals) went out.

The location is in the north of the city, in the opposite corner of the south of the city where Ye You lives, and along the way, the owner of the house poured bitter water on Ye You with a very distrustful voice and eyes that had to compromise.

The story starts from half a year ago, Ye You simply summarizes it as: the owner made a lot of money, bought a bungalow and moved his family, it was a happy thing, who knew that he began to have nightmares on the first night, in the dream he always saw a man with a wooden stick in his head and a man with a bloody face staring at him, he didn't take it seriously, who knew that he would dream about it every night, and it became stricter and stricter, and finally he even dreamed that he had a stick stuck in his head and crushed the fallen wall to death......

The owner of the house believed in evil spirits, so he began to find various masters to exorcise evil spirits, and even found a police officer to catch ghosts (police: hehehehehe. ）

However, after half a year, it didn't work, so the dead horse found Ye You here as a live horse doctor.

Ye You straightened up, listened to the story of the landlord with his eyes slightly closed, and fell asleep.

"Master, are you listening?"

"Of course."

Seeing Master Ye's pampered and unfazed face, the owner of the house finally felt a little relieved.

I always think that this master Ye in a fluttering white dress is so good, what's going on?!

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The villa is a four-storey small bungalow, looking high-end and beautiful, but a layer of yin pressure on the top. Ye You slept on the way, and now he was in good spirits, standing at the door of the villa and looking at it.

"Master Ye, what are you looking at? Shall we go in first? "You've been standing here for half an hour, so you can't say a word.

The owner of the house is an uncle in his forties, his face looks bad, his clothes are disheveled, he looks tired, his eye sockets are sunken, his beard is unkempt, and his dark circles can be used as sunglasses, which is simply not compatible with taking a high-end car.

Ye You replied: "You don't need to go in." ”

No? How can you catch a ghost without going in?

The owner of the house was anxious, "Master Ye, don't you believe me?" There really are ghosts in this house! I dream about him every night! It's true! I told my wife that she didn't believe it, and because of this, my wife took the children back to her parents' house! "And took him to see a psychopath!

Ye You nodded and sighed, "Well, I know, so I didn't go in." ”

Homeowner: "...... Know? "Aren't you here to catch ghosts? Why don't you go in and catch a hair?

Ye You smiled and patted the owner on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you can sit back and relax in the future, you can go in and sleep peacefully, and I guarantee that nothing will disturb you again." ”

Homeowner:...... This bull b? Solved at a glance?

Ye You nodded inscrutablely: "Three days, if you haven't dreamed of ghosts again in these three days, remember to put the rest of the advance payment on my card." ”

"Oh? Oh!? ”

"Thank you."

"Finished?"

"It's over."

"That's it?"

"It's over."

The owner looked constipated. The loss of the family also said that this Master Ye is a true god, I think it is a true god! Nerve! It's definitely a pitfall!

The owner of the house just wanted to scold his mother, but he saw Master Ye turn around and leave in a dashing manner......

Probably because Master Ye walked confidently and chicly, he actually swallowed the words of scolding his mother, and unexpectedly believed the master's words.

A gust of wind blew, the owner of the house shivered, he looked at the sunny sky, touched the goosebumps on his arm, "Hey, why is it so cold." ”

Ye You glanced back.

The landlord's uncle was trembling again, and Ye You retracted his gaze, "Let's go." ”

She spoke in a very soft and small voice, and although the landlord's uncle was old, his hearing had not deteriorated, so he blurted out in doubt, "Let's go?" Where are you going? Are you going in to catch ghosts? Feed! Feed? Odd! Why is it so hot! ”

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Ye You didn't go too far, and found a place with good light enough to sit down in heat stroke.

"Tell me, how do you want me to help you. Wait, stay away from me, it's too cold. ”

The male ghost with a stick in his head opened his bloody mouth, his eyes shook, and he almost fell off: "So you can really see me, I thought I was dazzled!" It was a lie that so many Taoist priests came before. ”

"Hmm."

"But can you really help me?"

"Not necessarily."

“……”

"You know, I'm an ordinary girl after all, and I can't do it if the difficulty coefficient is too high."

Ordinary? You're a liar!

The male ghost touched the stick on his head, Ye You: "You talk about it first, let's listen to it, I'll take a look?" ”

The male ghost put down his hand: "Okay, I've been a ghost for two years, and I've been locked in that house and can't get out, I've always wanted to go home to see, when I died, my wife happened to be about to give birth, and I don't know what the situation was, the son and daughter who gave birth; And my mother, she's not in good health, and it's definitely hard to know that I'm dead! "It's also strange, how can you follow this female master everywhere? But you can't float too far.

Hearing this, Ye You nodded: "This is easy to do, where is your home?" ”

The male ghost was so happy that he floated twice, and reported an address, not far away, and it was only two hours away by car on the highway, Ye You reluctantly accepted it. The male ghost said again: "And the second is that I want to find the villain who killed me to get justice!" If he hadn't pushed me, I wouldn't have fallen, and I just happened to fall on the stick and be poked to death! ”

Ye You: "Kill your villain?" ”

"Yes!"

Listening to the meaning of the male ghost's words, it was his partner who worked with him who saw him unpleasantly and pushed him while working.

And the villain was not discovered when he committed the crime, so it became an accident in which he accidentally stumbled.

"There is no one around, there are no witnesses, and it is a building under construction, which means that there is no surveillance around or anything, and it is only the two of you who know about it, even if I go to the police station to report the case, no one will believe it, let alone say that the other party will not admit it."

The male ghost's eyes trembled a few times, and the black qi began to rise again, "I don't care!" You promised to help me! ”

"......" Ye You, "Go home to see your wife first." ”

"Let's go!"

Ye You stood up, patted his ass and left.

The male ghost was in revenge and saw that the old mother and wife at home were resentful and excited, his face was distorted, his bulging eyes shook, blood flowed all over the ground, and the yin qi was deep......

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"Auntie!"

Ye You looked at the little boy who suddenly ran in front of him, "Huh? ”

The little boy looked at Ye You with round eyes, and asked suspiciously, "Auntie, who were you talking to just now?" ”

"Me? And ghosts. ”

"Auntie lies! Mom said there are no ghosts in this world! ”

"You're so smart, you know it all. But Auntie doesn't lie. ”

The little boy tilted his head: "...... Auntie, are you sick? ”

"That's okay, right? It seems to be a terminal illness that can't be cured. ”

“………”

The little boy found that he couldn't communicate with this strange aunt, "My brother is a doctor, but he's amazing, let him show you, right?" I'm sure I'll cure you! ”

"I'm afraid it's going to be difficult." Ye You pinched his chin and thought, "Your brother can't cure me." ”

"Well cured! My parents, grandparents, and grandparents all said that my brother was smart and a genius! I want to be as smart and talented as my brother in the future! ”

The little boy's sworn appearance made Ye You smile, "Your brother is a genius to others, but here I am a stupid talent." ”

Fool? "Badass! The villain who scolds his brother! ”

Ye You: "I'm sorry, it's just a metaphor. ”

"What is the metaphor? Hum! I'm going to sue my brother! ”

The little boy twisted his ass and ran away, shouting "Brother Badass" as he ran, Ye You: "........."

Male ghost: "Truly......"

Ye You glanced at him: "The eyeballs are going to fall off." ”

The male ghost raised his hand and pressed his eyeballs in: "Boom Boom Guy ......"

"Can't you laugh normally?"

"Boom Guy ......"

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Ye You was very fast, and he directly got on the bus and went to the hometown in the mouth of the male ghost. The male ghost's home is in a small town, and the family has opened a commissary, and all the money he lost at the beginning paid for the medical expenses of his angry and sick mother, and he barely made ends meet to raise his children.

After these male ghosts went back, they realized that he was very excited all the way, the stick on his head shook, the blood stains flowed all over his face, and he was like a red blood cloth, Ye You couldn't see it, and he closed his eyes and slept.

It was already past two o'clock when he arrived at the destination, and the male ghost took Ye You back home, but the male ghost went home, and Ye You was wandering outside.

After an hour, the male ghost came back with a sad face, and in addition to more blood stains, there was more resentment on his body.

"My mom is dead!" The male ghost said, "Because I suddenly heard the news of my death, I was so angry that I couldn't afford to get sick...... Woowoowoo...... Ahh......hh Whoop...... The son is not filial! My son is not filial!! ”

"Condolences."

Male ghosts crying are different from children crying, children crying is cute and cute, male ghosts crying dead ghosts crying wolves, the cold wind is howling, it is obviously a sunny day in June, Ye You tightened his coat and looked up at the sky, it was cold.

"Woo woo woo ......"

"Ahhh......hh

"Whoa......

"Wang! Woohoo! ”

"Woohoo Woo Woo!"

"Giggles! Giggles! ”

"Meow!! (This voice is slightly ferocious)"

Ye You: "......"

Basking in the sun for another hour, listening to the male ghost howling for an hour, Ye You bought a popsicle to eat, the male ghost hadn't finished crying, wiped his blood and tears, and was angry, "Do you still have any sympathy!" Am I not miserable? You're still eating sorbet! Look at me like this, can you eat it! ”

Ye You: "Do you want to eat?" ”

"......" the male ghost cried angrily, "Don't eat!" I'm not leaving today! I'm going to stay here with my wife and son! In the end, he peeked at Ye You with his eyes that were about to fall, afraid that this cold-blooded master would not agree.

Ye You took a bite of the ice cream: "Well, then I'll go open the room." "Anyway, tomorrow and Sunday, it's a holiday.

Male ghost: "......"

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