101. The Goldfish of the British Empire[27]
Dr. Watson had a cell phone, and of course he had a cell phone, which was given to him by his sister Halliette after he retired from Afghanistan, and it was seen through by Sherlock when he and Sherlock first met.
After this mobile phone accompanied John to follow Sherlock #Knife Mountain and Sea of Fire#, it finally lived up to expectations and completely hung up, and buying a new mobile phone became a top priority. Watson is no longer a former medic living on handouts, he now not only has a round-the-clock job serving the people – which usually means unpaid service, and in fact it is really a full-time job without pay, as the only consulting detective assistant in the world; There is also a part-time job at the clinic, which thankfully pays him so that he does not starve to death on the streets.
- Whenever Watson falls into deep chagrin at this time, why did he refuse McCroft's check so #poorly and unmovable# in the first place? According to people familiar with the matter, the check was at least five digits, or was it paid monthly! However, Watson later figured out that if he had accepted the check, Harriet might have been notified by the police shortly after that to identify the body.
"Stop, don't use your little brain around me!" Sherlock's reassuring voice pulled Watson back to reality, he habitually twitched the corners of his mouth, turned around and swiped the web page about the phone, and after a while he casually asked, "Sherlock, what brand of your phone is yours?" "It's not that he wants to buy a mobile phone like Sherlock, he doesn't have that much, and he doesn't have an older brother who is in the British government.
He was just curious, after all, Sherlock's phone was simply a fighter jet in a mobile phone, turning into bricks, high-definition cameras, fingerprint scanners, etc. at critical moments, and even once it automatically generated electricity and corona a suspect! Not only that, but it's also drop-proof and waterproof, and once they fell into the Thames - don't ask them how they fell into the Thames, it's all tears - they got soaked, it wasn't wet. This is simply a must-have product for #Home Travel, Killing People and Goods#!
Sherlock put two nicotine patches on his arm and let out a very misleading moan, and just when Watson thought he wouldn't answer, Sherlock said boredly, "Apple pie." ”
What brand is this? An upgraded version of Mac? No, there are no bitten apples on it.
Sherlock's annoying voice, as if he knew what Watson was thinking, came again: "Stopit, you're influencing my thinking!" John, Patrick did. ”
"Actually, you don't have to say the previous sentence, you- wait! Are you saying your phone was made by your brother, like an apple pie?! Watson was stunned, and suddenly remembered that when the youngest Sherlock Holmes visited Baker Street, Sherlock said to McCroft, "Take your apple pie and leave," and the youngest Holmes protested, so, "Your brother's nickname is apple pie?" Wow, I'd say, it's pretty cute. ”
Watson, who was on the wrong side, really digested this fact, and he couldn't be calm. He didn't doubt the truth of Sherlock's words, and there was only one thing he couldn't figure out right now, that the youngest Sherlock Holmes was really just a fucking tailor?!! Whoever loves to believe, who believes! He didn't believe it anyway!
Watson, who set the flag, was soon slapped in the face.
Watson, who contributes to a full-time job of serving the people around the clock, unpaid, came to a tailor shop on Savile Row because of a word of consulting detective. All he had to do was put a small bug under a couch by the window, and then calmly walked out.
Watson didn't think it was difficult, but the old tailor behind the counter smiled politely at him after entering: "Good afternoon, guest, what is your name?" ”
"Uh, Watson, John Watson."
"Yes, I saw your name on the appointment form. You are seated first, the first fitting room is in use, and it will be ready soon. ”
Watson: "......" mom was pitted by Sherlock again! Watson seemed to hear the sound of his wallet dripping blood! In a trance, Watson sat down on the couch, he hadn't forgotten what Sherlock had told him, and he was careful and empty-minded from his pocket—Watson said he hadn't yet practiced Sherlock-style acting—and unconsciously looked back at the only two others in the room, the old tailor behind the counter, before he started his "job".
Just after Watson had just finished putting the bugging device slightly unnaturally, an unfamiliar voice came from behind him: "John? ”
Watson stiffened and swallowed his saliva, before he turned his head slowly and saw Gu Qing who was coming out of it, wearing a gray fine checkered three-piece suit and a royal blue silk tie, with a graceful demeanor. Watson thought that he had also come to customize the suit, but the old tailor who had just received him asked in a somewhat respectful tone, "Is it your guest, sir?" ”
Gu Qing nodded: "Yes, I'll entertain him." ”
The old tailor smiled knowingly, "Yes, sir, you can now use the No. 1 fitting room." And he bowed his head and went about his work.
Watson was stunned, hell! He's such a tailor!!
Gu Qing showed a harmless smile at Watson, "John, it's nice to see you again, please come here." He pointed to fitting room number one.
Watson felt that he was being pitted by Sherlock, and he said a little crampedly, "Well, I don't think I'm—"
"Don't worry, I'll send the bill to Sherlock." Gu Qingzhan's smile became brighter, and Watson walked over in a daze, there was already a tailor waiting for him with a tape measure in the No. 1 fitting room, and Watson shrank his shoulders uncomfortably.
"Take it easy, John. Congratulations on your sister and her partner getting back together and reuniting, it's something to celebrate. ”
"How are you? …… Never mind! "Watson is really touched by the skills of Sherlock Holmes, which make people have nothing to hide at a glance, and he is full of tears when he talks about it, so he still doesn't say it." Hmm, are you really working as a tailor in this tailor shop? ”
"It's like a fake." In order to prove it, Gu Qing also exchanged opinions on the size and color and fabric of the clothes with the real tailor who was tailoring Watson, and Watson was stunned when he heard those professional terms, he really believed it now, and then thought about Sherlock Holmes has always been willful, he can make mobile phones by hand and pick up needles and threads to sew clothes, what's the big deal, right?
Watson the goldfish decided not to dwell on the problem anymore, but the other question arose: since the youngest Sherlock Holmes worked as a tailor in the tailor's shop, why did Sherlock still ask him to come here to install the bugging? Could it be that it was used to eavesdrop on his brother? Ha, is this a special technique to show brotherly affection?
Watson, who was confused, heard Gu Qing ask him at this stall, "Is Sherlock okay?" ”
Watson's first reaction turned out to be a down-to-earth greeting, and he was embarrassed by his reaction, and then he kept chatting with Gu Qing for the next half an hour.
When he walked out of the royal gentleman's tailor's shop, Watson sighed in his heart that the youngest Sherlock Holmes was still very easy to get along with in general, and his emotional intelligence was much more touching than Sherlock's, and it was also higher than McCroft.
#说曹操曹操到#, Watson glanced at the nearby monitor purely subconsciously, and then ...... He watched with black lines pointing the monitor at him, and moved it up and down, as if nodding to him in condescending manner.
Watson: "......" is really a dog.
What the former military doctor didn't know was that just as he left the tailor shop with his front foot, the bug he put in the tailor shop on the back foot was placed in front of Gu Qing, and Watson thought that his movements were hidden, but he didn't know that his small movements had already been seen through by the old tailor behind the counter.
Gu Qing looked at the eavesdropper—produced by MI5, and he had given guidance at the beginning—and then remembered the words he had taken out of Watson's mouth, Gu Qing's expression suddenly became subtle. It seems that Mycroft was aware of the anomaly around him, and "convinced" Sherlock to run errands for him, and Sherlock sent Dr. Watson to take the lead, no, it should be said that he was to be a humanoid mouthpiece. Sherlock must have known that he would come out today, and he would be fooled by Watson's words!
Gu Qing puffed up his face, Sherlock must have been very proud. Sherlock, of course, was very proud, and successfully teased one of the smartest brains of the Sherlock Holmes family, and Sherlock, who had never been longer in mental age, was going crazy with joy! Gu Qing could imagine it, he squeezed out a "**" from between his teeth, he had to think of a more wonderful way to pay back!
"You just sweared?" This was said by Eggsie, who had just come in from outside, and then he slammed into the muzzle of the gun.
Gu Qing looked at him with half-squinted eyes, and the goosebumps that the egg boy saw rose, "It seems that you went back to your house, made a good brother and changed your sister's diaper, and beat a group of street gangsters very easily." You're so nice, Agesie. ”
Eggsie: Is it too late for ...... to run now?
……
In the royal gentleman's base, Eggie's wilting appearance attracted the condolences of his best friend Lockie: "Aren't you going home?" How do you hang your head? Did your mother say you? ”
Eggsy shook her head, "No, I met Sain when I went back to the tailor's shop—" Before he could finish speaking, Lockie said with a look of understanding, "Oh." So you Sain? ”
Eggsy's eyes widened, "What do you mean I'm off Sain?" Why don't you say it's him who upset me! It's amazing to have a mind reader! Why doesn't he know what it means to respect the rights of others? …… What kind of eyes do you have? ”
Lockie had no friends at all and said lovingly, "Disdain your eyes." ”
Eggsy: "...... Loxie! ”
Lockie stared at Eggboy and shook her head, then sighed and said, "What are you doing stupidly again?" Or what do you think you're going to upset Arthur? You don't have to defend yourself, your expression has already told me. ”
Eggsy: "...... You're a lot like Sain. ”
Lockie glared at Eggsy with hatred, "If I were Sain, would I have to ask you what you did?" ”
Eggsy bared his teeth, not feeling at all that he had strayed the subject, he leaned over to Lockie's side, trying to create an atmosphere of mystery, "Do you know how Sean did that? You can tell what you did and what you ate at a glance, and if it weren't for the fact that I wasn't sure I didn't have a monitor on me, I would have suspected that he would have known about it. ”
Lockie glanced at her stupid little friend and asked sharply, "You won't take off your clothes and check them, will you?" ”
Eggsie's eyes drifted, and it was obvious that Lockie had said it.
Lockie began to feel sorry for Eggsie's IQ, and she glanced at her little friend: "Then have you ever thought that the monitoring chip may have been implanted in your body?" ”
No matter how stupid Eggy Issy is, he understands that Lockie is making fun of him, and he said angrily: "I hate you Lockie." ”
Lockie was afraid of hitting this stupid cute very hard, so she thought about it and comforted: "Don't worry about Eggsie, even if you are smart and hard, Arthur still likes you." Wait, the topic has been diverted by you, what did you do? ”
Eggsy: Has the ...... come to an end to their friendship? It's all Sain's fault!
Eggsie, who accidentally said this, got a disdainful look from Lockie with a capital letter, she wanted to tell Eggsy that Gu Qing was his matchmaker with Arthur, but in view of the fact that there were some unspeakable accidents involved behind this, Rocksie couldn't do anything to betray #gossip squad#, so she had to walk away silently.
Egglesie: "......" who the hell did he recruit and who provoked him
The sentence just now was just whining, Egges still has some admiration for Gu Qing, just looking at the game helmet invented by Gu Qing is enough for the hot-blooded boy Lang Danzi to fall under Gu Qing's suit pants.
It's just that the older lovers will always praise from time to time, which makes Eggsy feel a little uncomfortable. Take this time as an example, Egger came back from the field and wanted to get tired of his older lover, so he found that Harry was looking at Gu Qing's image when he went on a mission not long ago, and he knew how much he admired Gu Qing by looking at his expression.
Egger kicked his foot and glanced at it, isn't it just tango with a woman, what is there to boast about! Okay, Eggsy admits that the picture of the handsome man and the beautiful woman is very pleasing to the eye, but Harry looks appreciative at such a scene, how much does that mean? Eggsie, who had eaten a lot of vinegar, kicked upstairs to change out of the suit that Harry had customized for him, and changed back to his original casual clothes...... I went back to my parents' house.
When he returned to the Royal Gentleman's Tailor Shop and was about to return to the base, he met Gu Qing, not to mention that he was deflated when he met Gu Qing, and now he was disgusted by his friends, and the poor egg boy was now even drooping his ears, and was about to go to his dog JB for comfort, but he didn't expect that even JB would rebel. JB, who is usually too lazy to move, is chasing a white Chihuahua playing on the grass, Damn, isn't that Chihuahua Gu Qing's?
Not only that, not far away, Harry was talking happily with Gu Qing, the two of them stood together beautifully like a painting← Merlin standing together was ruthlessly and coldly ignored.
What a pair of dogs & men!
Eggsy rushed over violently, like a puppy that had been robbed of bones, cough cough, but before he could say anything, Gu Qing saw a harmless smile on his face and said, "Eggsie, you are here, we are talking about your mission this time." ”
Eggsy was indignant in his heart, what a duplicity with a capital letter! Egges wanted to shake Harry and Merlin's shoulders and yell, "Don't be fooled by Gu Qing's scheming boy!" But in the end, the words came out, "What do you think?" "There are still some periods of Ai Ai.
Harry was reserved and didn't speak, Merlin looked down at the king-sman-pad in his hand, cleared his throat and said, "Personally, I think Arthur has the most say in this. The only person who could tease Harry in front of Harry was Merlin, an old friend, and after he fired a shot, he said to Gu Qing: "I have a question for you about your last mission, you can come with me." ”
Gu Qing said that there was no problem, as soon as he left, Jimmy followed the owner with a dog's heart, and JB also followed upside down.
Eggsy's rebellion against his own stupid dog this time, I just want to say...... Well done! Then Harry gave a command, ahem, an invitation to go together, and Eggsy followed him← what kind of dog there is, what kind of owner there is.
On Gu Qing and Merlin's side, Gu Qing put on a look of listening carefully and asked Merlin very sincerely: "Is there any problem with my last mission?" ”
Merlin choked, this girl knew that it was just an excuse not to make a light bulb, what are you doing so seriously now?
Gu Qing glanced at Merlin with subtle eyes, shook his head and sighed, "For your low-level taste, shamelessly pulled your subordinates into the water, I'm so disappointed in you, Merlin." ”
Merlin: "......" Although what Gu Qing said was the truth, no matter how he listened to it, Merlin felt angry, so he simply waved his hand out of sight and out of heart to let Gu Qing get out.
Gu Qing was about to leave from Shanruliu, and suddenly changed his mind as if he thought of something: "Then in order to save your image, Jimmy will be handed over to you, see you back." After saying that, he explained to Jimmy and left very chicly.
To this day, he still underestimated Gu Qing's brazen Cheng Dù's Merlin for a long time, and only then did he squeeze out a "**" from between his teeth.
……
Gu Qing came out of the royal gentleman's base, not to go to his second brother on Baker Street to find a place, but to return to his residence outside, he entered the door smoothly, and he had to thank the consulting criminal who trespassed on the house to remember to restore after breaking through his alarm system?
After entering the door, Gu Qing glanced at the living room and said, "It seems that my alarm system here is very challenging in your opinion?" Should I be honored for this? "Gu Qing doesn't live in the residence assigned to him by the royal gentleman, and he doesn't care much about the alarm system, but it is more than enough to resist the invasion of the minions of #National Good Brother#, but he didn't expect to resist the consulting criminals.
"In the Internet, I am the king!" Moriarty, who was saying such arrogant words one moment ago, flexibly rubbed over and sniffed on Gu Qing the next moment.
Gu Qing asked expressionlessly, "What are you doing?" ”
"I'm sniffing the vixen, sweetheart~" Moriarty put his whole body on Gu Qing, not only did he move his nose, he had to move his hands and feet. But other than that, as a jealous "girlfriend" friend, he still acts decently, "Hmph! I've heard that you're out there dancing a passionate tango with other women, and it's upsetting Daddy. ”
Gu Qing casually pulled the royal blue silk tie tied into a half-Windsor knot, he did this with a lazy taste, and the premise was to ignore the indecent roll of his eyes under his nose, and the words that came out of his mouth were not so pleasant, "First, your current self-setting is becoming more and more curious, if you want to say that it is all a surprise, then I can't agree; Second, as a gentleman I'm happy to yield to your height, even though I didn't have to work so hard the last time we met. Well, there's no third one. ”
- There is no "other woman" at all, I am addicted to consulting criminals, and I recommended myself to help when Gu Qing was doing tasks, no, Mao recommended myself to help. Now he's playing the role of a real boyfriend again, and he's eating the vinegar of the woman he pretends to be, tsk.
Moriarty: "......" These two alone have brought tons of damage to Moriarty, of course, the only one who can do this with words alone is Gu Qing, and the consulting criminal reacted quickly, he pushed Gu Qing against the wall with a little effort, and muttered addictively: "You dislike me?" The body kissed Gu Qing's lips very honestly, Gu Qing opened his lips cooperatively, and Moriarty wrapped his tongue and kissed greedily. Gu Qing clasped his hand on Moriarty's waist, which made them almost inseparable, and each other's moist breath melted and entangled.
And then...... Gu Qing forcibly distanced themselves from each other before Moriarty put his hand into his shirt, and under Moriarty's almost angry gaze, he dragged a lazy tone and jokingly said: "I remembered your setting and suddenly lost interest, well, this echoes your setting, doesn't it?" After speaking, he licked his lips, which were more rosy and plump, walked to the living room as if unaffected, tore off his tie and threw it into the sofa, and sat down himself.
Moriarty, who was passively dissatisfied, walked over, sat down shamelessly, blinked his big hooking eyes, licked his sharp canines and said, "Honey, are you angry?" Are you going to punish me, a disobedient child, Daddy~" His big eyes flashed with impatience, and Gu Qing asked with a smile: "Are you sure?" ”
Moriarty knew Gu Qing's personality of not playing cards according to common sense, and snorted in response← this is all for the sake of sniffing Jim ♂, but he still held Gu Qing's hand and played with it.
Gu Qing chuckled, and remembered that he was now being jointly targeted by McCroft and Sherlock, and was won by Sherlock today, so he raised his chin towards the consulting criminal: "Dear Jim, can you do me a favor?" ”