Chapter 39: Assassination
"Open your mouth."
"Stay away from me!"
Someone smiled cheekily, but got closer: "Do you want this sect to feed you again?" ”
Yan Buli stood up angrily, moved his sore legs and sat on the other end of the table, guarding against someone like a thief: "I will eat it myself!" ”
"You're eating too little." Chi Yue gave him another bowl of white waist flowers.
Yan Buli looked at the various nourishing meals piled up in front of him: longan wolfberry porridge, yam and turtle egg soup, red dates and milk yolk, stewed black chicken with longan, and steamed osmanthus fish with fragrant chestnuts, but he didn't know and thought he was in confinement.
Someone immediately dropped his chopsticks: "Chi Yue! What does it mean for you to let the kitchen do this? ”
"Madame has been overworked lately, and she is really hard, and she wants to replenish your kidneys and body for her husband."
Overworked? Why don't you say who harmed it?! Yan Buli gouged out the eyes of a certain beast fiercely, and he didn't know if this old demon had grown up with aphrodisiac medicine, and his indulgence was endless, causing him to almost faint in the hot spring.
"Okay, then I'll eat your son to make up for it." He sneered and scooped up a soft-shelled turtle egg from the soup.
Chi Yue raised her eyebrows and responded, "Well, what to eat and what to eat." ”
Yan Buli was suddenly stuck in his throat by the bastard, and coughed with a flushed face.
Chi Yue hurriedly patted him on the back again: "Look at you, why are you in such a hurry to give birth to a son for me?" Choking."
Yan Buli really wanted to spit on him: "Lao Tzu gave birth to your ancestor!" ”
The other party showed a distressed expression: "Eighteen generations of ancestors, will Madame be too tired?" ”
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Yan Buli silently lit a wax for himself.
I think he is a dignified man of a generation of heroes, a merry man in the three thousand red dust, a beautiful young wolf among the four wolves in the rivers and lakes, and he has been a dog with his tail between his legs since he met Chi Yue. He can't do a fight, he can't live in bed, and he is crushed by a fight, he is simply the saddest undercover agent in history!
The two patted one on the back and the other coughed fiercely, tossed for a long time, and finally vomited out the unlucky "son".
Chi Yue slowly smoothed someone's back with her hand, and a playful smile appeared in the corner of her eyes: "It's okay, it's the same if my son is gone." Come, eat the cinnamon fish. ”
"Get out!"
"Obedient, tomorrow's wedding will be simple and you have to toss all day, you can eat more to nourish your spirit to cope"
Yan Buli lay on the table weakly.
Even if he didn't die in bed "overworked", he would be angry to death by Chi Yue's awkward and bad personality sooner or later. Something that can be solved with one sentence, you have to wait until the eighteenth generation of your ancestors to say it, this is definitely a disease, and there is no cure.
Chi Yue picked up the person who was lying on his stomach like a dead dog and hugged him on his lap: "That's it, if you don't want to eat, don't eat, let the hookah prepare more snacks tomorrow morning, otherwise you will be hungry at noon." ”
"Isn't it just at dusk? So what do you do when you wake up early? ”
"Tsk, I'm inexperienced when I look at you."
"Hehe, it's not as good as the sect master, changing the bride every day, and being the groom every night."
"This sect is just doing enough homework." Chi Yue took out a folded book with a red background and gold rim from his sleeve, unfolded it with a brush, and dragged dozens of densely written silk papers on the ground for a long time.
Someone was stupid: "What is this?" ”
"Rules and Procedures for Tomorrow's Big Wedding."
"Isn't it a qiē from Jane?"
"That's what was cut." Chi Yue gestured, "The full version of the full opening can be pulled outside the Huangquan Palace"
Yan Buli got up and left: "You have a good time, I will not accompany you." ”
Chi Yue pulled the person back: "Madame doesn't have to do anything, there is a wedding arrangement, and they will also help with the hookah." As a husband, I only hope that you will be obedient and obedient, and don't make any nonsense. ”
Is it nonsense to kill you? Yan Buli thought seriously.
"I don't like red tape either, but I only become a family in this life. One day's hair, a lifetime of whiteness, can not be ambiguous. Don't worry, I don't want to wronged you. ”
The more Yan Buli listened, the more aggrieved he became. He has only become a relative once in his life, and he should have ridden a high-headed horse to lead a sedan chair to welcome Jiao Niang, but now he has become the one who is married with a woman's skin, and this person is still his enemy's marriage, how can he be aggrieved? !
"Sect Master, shall we discuss something?" Someone suddenly turned around, boldly hugged Chi Yue's neck, and showed a standard dog-legged smile, "Anyway, this time, it's better to play novelly"
Chi Yue's eyelids trembled: "What a novelty?" ”
"I'll marry you."
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"I am the groom's official, how about you cover your head and sit in a sedan chair?"
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"The sect master's face is like a beautiful jade, his eyebrows are handsome, if he pretends to be a woman, he will definitely surprise the audience."
Chi Yue was speechless for a long time, and finally touched his forehead and looked at the soup on the table, and asked, "Madam, is the egg you ate just now poisonous?" ”
Yan Buli immediately put away his sneer, and changed his face to a face that can freeze when he splashes water: "Do you agree?" ”
Chi Yue couldn't cry or laugh, this woman started to pretend to be a tigress before she entered the door, and the sect master was really a little worried that her husband would not be able to speak in the future, when he suddenly noticed a faint sound. That movement sounds like an ant fart to ordinary people, but in the ears of a master of internal strength, it is a slightly disordered breath.
Yan Buli was waiting for the other party to respond with a cold face, and suddenly someone grabbed her shoulders, her whole body leaned back, and she was immediately pressed down on the chair by Chi Yue.
Nima, again? Before the beast could curse, he heard something break through the window paper, and then there was the sound of a porcelain basin breaking on the table.
He craned his neck and took a look, and couldn't help but shout: "Damn, sect master, your sons are broken" Before he finished speaking, he was pressed back by Chi Yue's head and stuffed under the table.
"Stay here and don't come out." The other party only had time to say a word, and then he heard a loud "Kara" sound from the window, and someone broke through the window.
The wind swept in with a cold murderous aura, instantly blowing out the fire candles in the house, and the Huangquan Hall suddenly fell into darkness, only a thin layer of moonlight entered through the window, vaguely outlining the shadow of a man in black.
can quietly break through the Eighteen Dark Guard Pass and touch the Huangquan Palace, this person is by no means an ordinary person. Chi Yue didn't bother to talk nonsense, and swept directly at the other party. The assassin slipped on his feet, sideways Seven Feet to avoid the tentative palm wind, and then his arms shook, his fists were like lightning, and he rushed straight to the door of Chi Yuemen!
Seeing the other party attacking, Chi Yueyuan stood in front of the table, his deep eyes flashed a cold light in the darkness, and he immediately snorted coldly and raised his palm to greet him. This palm carried nine successful powers, like carrying thunderbolts and thunder, with the power of panic, enough to shake the soul.
The assassin did not dodge or dodge, the two of them suddenly attacked, and their fists collided in the air, making a huge muffled sound, and a cloud of white smoke immediately exploded!
Chi Yue smelled the pungent smell and immediately knew that something was wrong, and retreated sharply while pushing the moon with a move. The other party took advantage of the smoke to sweep up, his right hand shook a move to open Chi Yue, and his left hand picked up the chopsticks on the table at the same time, and hit the woman under the table with a strange backhand.
"Don't be careful!"
"it?!" Yan Buli watched incredulously as the other party used chopsticks as a sword to kill quickly, and suddenly felt a sense of consternation that had touched the entire Biluo Valley.
Brother Assassin, are we a little misunderstood? Aren't you here to kill the old devil of the pool! I'm cheering you on, you're coming at me
When it was critical, he didn't allow him to think too much, so he rolled on a lazy donkey on the spot and narrowly avoided a fatal chopstick. The other party chased after him, missed a blow and hit his heel, and kicked Yan Buli's ass impartially.
"Eh!" Someone immediately flew two meters away, and a dog ate feces and threw itself on the floor.
At this time, Chi Yue had already slammed his palm at the assassin's vest, but the man didn't look back, and Chong Yan didn't leave the attack.
What a grudge and hatred this is! Jiang Mochou dug your ancestral grave before, what's wrong?! Yan Buli couldn't get up at all while covering his numb buttocks, so he could only twist his head and watch the other party pounce on him, so close that he could almost hear the cracking sound of chopsticks piercing the air
"Click!" A bright cold light lay three inches in front of his face, almost shaving off Yan Buli's nose.
The assassin stiffened in a swooping position, still holding a broken piece of bamboo chopsticks in his hand, and looked at the visitor in disbelief.
Chi Yue saw another black-clothed and masked person appear, and he also blocked the sword in front of his wife, he was a little stunned for a while, and hurriedly fell halfway to a place less than three meters away from the two of them, staring at them coldly.
Assassin No. 1 wanted to kill the female demon, but Assassin No. 2 wanted to protect this woman, and there was a ghost sect master next to him who was eyeing each other but was restrained by the hostages in their hands, and the four of them were afraid of each other for a while, and no one dared to act rashly, and the scene fell into a strange stalemate.
Yan Buli lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, so he could only look at the three silent "sculptures" with his eyes blank, and his arms were sore after a while. He couldn't help but speak: "I said everyone, are you tired of standing like this?" Why don't you change your posture, let's admire the moon, count the stars, and talk about the philosophy of ♂ life? ”