This year, there are many invitations for the New Year, and the major TV stations have called, asking him to sing a song or something at the Chinese New Year's Eve Gala Spring Festival Gala, and Fan Xipeng refused with a bad voice. I don't know if his original voice is like this or the impact of the last loss of voice, he broke his voice at a low level, and listened to him sing two sentences, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, as if hearing the iron sheet scratching on the blackboard, his heart was itching, his skin was numb, and he was uncomfortable. The classmates who went to sing K with him during the Spring Festival were fortunate enough to feel it, led by Yang Chen and Du Bian, and rushed over to cover his mouth: "Big star, please stop singing!" It's noise pollution! ”

"Actually, this is a shudder," Cui Qi told a cold joke, swishing cold, and responded to him with a dry "hehehe". He didn't have a job during the Spring Festival, so he went home for the New Year. On Chinese New Year's Eve, I had a reunion dinner at my second grandfather's house, flew back that night, accompanied my grandmother in the middle of the night, went home on the first day of the new year and slept for a night, and then went to my aunt's cousin's house for a day. Seeing that he was only one person, Song Xiao wanted to take him, but Cui Qi shook his head and refused. Song Xiao and they went to relatives, what did he say.

The third year of junior high school is a banquet guest at Ge Zhou's family, and there are only three people on his side, including Song Xiao's family, and it is definitely impossible to list them alone for one day, and they are crowded with other relatives of the Zhao family. Cui Qi came late, the other guests were already there, a big room of 100 square meters, a few children were running around, and the last one was his nephew Zhao Xingqi, who could walk and talk, and chased after him with duck steps.

"Uncle!" The child's eyes were sharp, Zhao Xingqian rushed over to hug his legs, and when he saw that there was a toy, he immediately threw Cui Qi aside and held the toy and didn't let go.

"Ah Qi, how many times have I told you, you don't need to buy anything to come over," Ge Zhou hurriedly snatched the machine in his son's hand: "You too, it's such an expensive toy, Xingqi has been in his hand lately, and the car you bought last time was broken by this little ghost after playing three or two times!" ”

"It's okay, buy it when it's broken." Cui Qi handed a bag of tribute oranges in his hand to Ge Zhou.

"What is this?"

"The one sent by Amaobo in our community, he picked it from the mountains, it's very sweet."

A small bag of tribute oranges, Ge Zhou immediately poured some out on the fruit pot: "What do you want to drink?" Milk tea or fruit treasure? ”

"Milk tea," Cui Qi changed his slippers and entered the hallway, and the guests chatting in the living room looked at him curiously, saying "Ge Zhou's cousin" here and "It's a big star" on the other.

"Ah Qi, let me tell you, the little ghost broke the toy and cried, saying that it was the fault of the floor, and he wanted to spank the floor!" Ge Zhou made him a cup of milk tea and smiled.

"Where's my brother-in-law?" Cui asked.

"In the kitchen, your brother-in-law is in charge today." In the first two years, I basically went to the hotel to book two tables for the Chinese New Year, but this year the money is tight, so I have to use the method of saving money.

"Sister, are you going to open your own law firm?"

"Yes, I have this plan, and it is not as comfortable as being my own boss to work for others." After saying a few words, Ge Zhou entertained another wave of guests, Cui Qi went to the kitchen to say hello to his brother-in-law and sat down next to his aunt and uncle.

This room is a guest bedroom with a balcony, the balcony can get the sun, and a small table and chairs have been moved, and Song Xiao and his in-laws are playing cards here. Ge Jianfei touched the cards and pondered how to play, Song Xiao sat next to him and pointed, and saw Cui Qi coming and greeted: "Ah Qi is here?" As soon as he turned around, Song Xiao commanded: "Bomb bomb, bomb!" Don't let him steal cards! ”

"Don't make any noise," Ge Jianfei slammed his mouth, thinking slowly about how to fight, but he still couldn't come out after thinking about it.

The other party's seven pairs really stole the cards, and Song Xiao was anxious: "I said that the cards would be stolen!" Listen to my explosion earlier! ”

Seeing that one of the other party's commanders was fighting for the upper reaches, Ge Jianfei's bomb slowly came out: "You can fight, you are right." ”

Song Xiao was stunned and replied: "Of course my playing level is high!" "The old husband and wife, don't quarrel with the wife, Song Xiao pulled Cui Qi over: "Ah Qi, you move a chair and sit here, how many days can you rest this time?" Busy at work? ”

"It's okay," Cui Qi sat down, fished a gummy candy from the candy tray next to him, peeled off the paper and bit it.

Sitting opposite Song Xiao and their in-laws, the old lady had a word in her mouth, Mei was wearing reading glasses and looking at the card, and when she saw Cui Qi, she greeted her: "Ah Qi is so old now?" It was only so when I got married that year," the old lady also gestured to the next height: "At that time, Side also said that the cousin of the Zhou Zhou family was too powerful, and he asked his sister to take care of the accounts and money!" ”

As soon as these words came out, several people around them all laughed.

Next to the old lady sat her granddaughter, who looked about the same age as Cui Qi, and looked at him curiously when she heard this, her slippers grinding on the floor, and she felt embarrassed when she wanted to speak.

"Qianqian," the old lady pulled her granddaughter beside her: "You always say that you like Xiaoguang Xiaoguang, this time you see a real person, go chat." ”

The little girl blushed, lowered her head, and whispered, "I'm not embarrassed." The voice was as soft as the murmur of mosquitoes.

"She's too timid," the old lady smiled: "I'm sorry this time, the room is full of celebrity posters!" ”

"Grandma!" The little girl's voice suddenly rose and she lowered her head in embarrassment.

Song Xiao smiled and asked kindly, "Does Qianqian know how to play chess?" ”

The little girl hesitated a little: "I know a little chess......"

"Ah Qi, you play chess with her." Song Xiao found some entertainment for Cui Qi.

Idle, Cui Qi nodded, he even thought about what to do if he won too much, and then ...... After ten paces, he was killed and lost his armor.

Miss Qianqian smiled embarrassedly. Then the old lady showed off: "Qianqian often plays chess with her grandfather, she is amazing, and the boys in their school can't beat her in the chess competitions held by the school." ”

Cui Qi: "......." Glutinous girl may also be Godzilla in her shell! What does it mean to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? That's it!

Unwilling to do so, come again! Lose! Again! Or lose! One more time! This time it lasted a little longer, but it was the girl who secretly released the water, and she didn't move a car at all...... Cui Qi now understands what it feels like to be defeated and defeated repeatedly in Yun Qing's stinky chess basket, so unwilling! Feng Shui takes turns, at the beginning he was called Yun Qing stinky chess basket, but now when it comes to him, Zhao Xingqian ran over with the newly collected machine, and when he heard that he was losing, he ran around and preached to him: "Uncle is a stinky chess basket!" Cui Qi teased him with candy and beef jerky, stating that his chess level is really not bad, he only loses occasionally, Xiao Xing Yan wants sugar, and he also wants jerky, and he pulls someone and starts to talk about how bad his uncle is playing chess, and everyone is made to cry and laugh by this child.

When he was in junior high school, several classmates invited each other to sing K, Cui Qi was either in the hospital or at home watching movies and reading scripts during the Spring Festival, Li Yue invited him to agree to come down, wrapped in a scarf and a woolen hat, and put on a pair of flat glasses, which was basically unrecognizable. The few who came basically talked a lot, Li Yue took the lead, Du Bian, Yang Chen, Jian Keran, and a female classmate named Yu Xin in Du Bian's class. There is a Cui Qi, Li Yue can tell that he only called so many people, the five people who draw a relationship line between them are really related to each other, Du Bian is next door to the (4) and (5) classes, he looks down and doesn't look up to see him, he is also familiar with Yang Chen Jian Keran in the Olympiad class, and then Du Bian is Cui Qi's junior high school classmate, Yang Chen is Li Yue's junior high school classmate, Yu Xin is Yang Chen's elementary school classmate Jian Keran junior high school next door class, Li Yue is Cui Qi's primary school tablemate, plus Yang Chen and Cui Qi made up the class together and went around and around, I just felt that the world was too small.

"Singing?" Yang Chen handed Cui Qi a microphone, and Du Bian jumped to the singing platform and moved his fingers: "Which one do you want to sing?" ”

Ladies first, two girls first, Li Yue naturally nodded unceremoniously, Yu Xin sang a couple of sentences with the trend, let her pick her own songs, and only shook her head. Boss Ke loves rock, Du Bian loves rap, Yang Chen is more lyrical and artistic, and Cui Qi and Yang Chen sang two Duanmu Sheng's songs together, and then they were silenced by a group of people.

"Xiaoguang, your singing is a killer in the world!"

"Creepy!"

"Frightened!"

"It's like grinding claws on hemp rope, and my heart is numb!"

Summary: "Big stars beg to stop singing!" ”

Cui Qi spread his hands, and he didn't speak.

During the Spring Festival event, a plate of meat strips was sent in the KTV, and several people bought tea and fruit plates to eat and drink. I drank too much water and wanted to go to the toilet, but Cui Qi didn't expect that he would be blocked as soon as he got out of the bathroom.

"Ahh!!h Xiaoguang !! When he got out of the box, he wore a mask and glasses, but he never expected to be recognized. Don't expect the sound insulation effect of affordable KTV to be good, two passers-by, a few waiters heard the call and ran over to take a look, and then the boxes near the bathroom heard the movement, someone looked at it, and the more people surrounded, the more people surrounded. During the Spring Festival, the KTV business was good, there were ten and hundred, and there was another commotion in the KTV, and it was only later that the police comrades went out to calm down, and Cui Qi had already hid in the toilet cubicle at this time, and his face was so black that he couldn't do it.

I don't know which fan came out, touching a handful, touching a handful, saying that he had good luck when he touched a handful like a baby, seven or eight people ran up and down Cui Qi's face was blue, and he saw another wave of people coming around the corridor, and the way back to his private room was broken, so he could only hide in the toilet! I don't know which bastard actually locked the door of the men's toilet, and he couldn't open it when he pushed it, Cui Qi kicked it and still couldn't do it, seeing that there were more and more people coming around, he didn't have time to think about it, blocked the hands that came over in the first few times, and suddenly jumped into the women's toilet and closed the door of the cubicle, and then there were more and more people, listening to the noise outside, Cui Qi didn't open the door even if he died!

#KTV被围, Xiaoguang was so frightened that she hid in the women's toilet#

This headline is definitely black history, and it can cause such a thing during the Chinese New Year, Fan Xipeng had a headache and called to go to education, why did you actually go to KTV? Is there a celebrity realization? What's going on with hiding from the women's toilet? Let's go for a string, Cui Qi was annoyed and hung up the phone directly, and Fan Da's agent was angry!

After being successfully "rescued", Cui Qi was still worried about the fact that the men's toilet was locked, and he was still locked after kicking twice, and when he left something in the men's toilet, the police comrade kindly asked the KTV cleaning aunt for the key to open the door, and then dragged out two wild mandarin ducks.

The two men and women didn't know what was going on at all, and they found a wave of onlookers in their clothes, and there were also police comrades present, and the two young people were stunned, raised their hands and swore that they didn't do it! Absolutely not! A group of passers-by were speechless, three crows "quack" flew by, and then passers-by raised their mobile phones again, and the sound of taking pictures "clicked" constantly, and the New Year had such fun, wonderful! Great! This year's joke of the year is here!