219. Tanuki cat not cat [C]
Kaifeng Mansion Yin Guanfu
Bao Zheng has just taken office, and he hasn't had time to rest yet, but even if he rests, with Bao Zheng's honest style, it won't be much better. In addition, Lord Bao's family did not come, he is not as careful as the female dependents, but fortunately, there is a master who has always been meticulous and a servant of Gongsun Ce, otherwise when Zhanzhao arrives, he has to cook a meal by himself.
The cook took a look at Zhanzhao, a handsome young man, and his original rough voice ...... It's still so coarse, but I'm more energetic in cooking. It's not just the cook, it's just that the two maids are all in good spirits, and they make up a pair of handsome onlookers who are so loud.
The people who see the scenery are not very good, Zhanzhao is not comfortable being seen as the scenery, this Bianliang City is not the same, even the women's homes are more hospitable than the next realm. Since it is said that 'all', it means that there are not only women's homes, but also men's homes, phew, of course not, it's a cat family.
Since Zhan Zhao stepped into the boundary of Bianliang City and arrived in Kaifeng Mansion, he has seen no less than ten cats on the road one after another, and they are barking at him on trees or walls. He didn't know when he was so popular with cats, and when he first arrived in Kaifeng Mansion, he didn't have time for a cup of tea, and a yellow cat with shiny fur jumped in lightly. People didn't come empty-handed, and there was a wool ball woven from wool that depicted a cat fluttering butterfly on its tail, so it walked to Zhan Zhao, put the hair ball down and pushed it in the direction of Zhan Zhao with its paws, and yelled at him cutely: "Meow~"
Zhan Zhao smiled, "Is this for me?" β
The yellow cat squatted down and stared at Zhanzhao with its green eyes.
Zhan Zhao didn't know why, but he saw the yellow cat grinning at him.
Zhanzhao: "......"
Zhan Zhao was thoughtful, and now he was sure that the hairball was not for him, and the half of the smile was probably a disdainful laugh?
Most people still have to think about whether it's normal for the cat to smile at the half, whether it's a cat demon or something, but Zhanzhao is different, everything has a spirit, and this yellow cat has an aura. He thought about it, and then picked up the hairball, and was surprised to find that there was a rope on the hairball that could be looped around his fingers to lift the hairball, and he lifted the hairball and shook it in front of the yellow cat.
Sure enough, the original cold yellow cat, its eyes can't leave the hairball, but people always have to be reserved, so when Zhan Zhao shook it for the second time, it stretched out its claws to scratch it.
After another cup of tea, another meow came from the wall, it was a black cat with half of its ears missing, and its fur was also shiny, and it didn't look like a stray cat. As soon as it screamed like this, the yellow cat, which had already succumbed to Zhanzhao's charm, and was playing with him, suddenly froze, and then changed from soft and cute back to the original coldness in a second, and kicked Zhanzhao's hand with a hind paw, not to say, but also took advantage of this to take the hairball back, rolled back to the tail, and didn't bring Zhanzhao a single eye, so he swaggered away, crawled back to the wall and meowed at the black cat a few times.
The black cat looked at it, and shook the cat's head at Zhanzhao very condescendingly, and turned his head back without waiting for Zhanzhao to respond.
Zhanzhao: "......"
At this time, Gongsun Ce came over, and he apologized to Zhan Zhao: "The government office is not manpowered, so Brother Zhan has been waiting for a long time." β
Zhan Zhao didn't care, he subconsciously glanced at the wall, the two cats were gone, and he didn't know where they went. Zhan Zhao came back to his senses and asked Gongsun Ce: "What about Lord Bao?" β
"Master Bao has entered the palace to meet the official's house, what's wrong with you?" Gongsun Ce saw Zhanzhao's expression became solemn, and asked such a sentence, and when he finished asking, he thought of the reason, "Do you want to have anything to do with the court?" β
"Exactly-" As soon as Zhan Zhao said two words, he suddenly heard a few high-pitched cat meows, and he and Gongsun Ce couldn't help but look over, and saw the original yellow cat and the black cat with half of the ears missing on the wall with their teeth and claws (?). He looked very excited and kept meowing.
Gongsun Ce said to himself: "Is it calling -spring?" No, it's already May, and the cat's estrus period has passedβ" The rest of the words came to an abrupt end when he saw the extra blooming peony flowers in the cat's paws. He was very surprised, there were no them around him when he saw it just now, and he couldn't help but look at Zhan Zhao, who was also surprised, and Zhan Zhao said in a somewhat tangled tone: "I saw that other cats sent them to the two of them just now, could it be that they are welcoming Lord Bao?" β
Well, the second half of the sentence is just a joke.
However, sometimes#Rice can be eaten indiscriminately, and words can't be said indiscriminately#Ah, Zhan Daxia-
Said Bao Zheng Bao Zheng will go home, Lord Bao's expression is very stiff, and when he sees Zhan Zhao who is as long as jade, Lord Bao, who has always been indifferent, almost has to have the same hands and feet, can you not be so coincidental?
Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce had already discovered Bao Zheng's strangeness, and they also found that they had followed the outsiders who took a wrong step behind Bao Zheng and did not show up all the way. They wanted to be curious, so the man poked his head out from behind Bao Zheng, coughing, he still didn't see his face, he was wearing a mask from the old school in the opera.
Bao Zheng was also taken aback on one side of his head, when did the official family wear it?
"Didn't anyone scream? So disappointed. A voice like #Big Bead Small Bead Falling Jade Plate# sounded from behind the mask, and the regret was also overflowing.
Bao Zheng: "......"
Gongsun Ce: "......"
Zhan Zhao: "......" Zhan Zhao inexplicably felt that this voice was a little familiar after being speechless, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it. However, when the owner of the voice took off his mask and revealed a face that was "beautiful and ancient", Zhan Zhao immediately remembered him, "Brother Zhao? β
The official smiled innocently, and the words he said were not pure at all: "Why don't you call me a real girl?" β
Bao Zheng: "!! β
Zhan Zhao, who didn't know Gu Qing's true identity, didn't notice Bao Zheng's stunned posture, and he retorted seriously: "I never called you that." β
"I know," the official admitted without embarrassment, "as if you didn't want me to call you Brother Zhaozhao, I know that." β
Bao Zheng: "!! β
Zhanzhao: Why does the word "......" still sound so strange?
Gongsun Ce looked curiously at the young man wearing a red silk robe, and had to say that he had a face like a crown of jade, and Zhanzhao with sword eyebrows and starry eyes was also pleasing to the eye. It's not just the joy of human beings, the yellow cat and the black cat who were originally lying on the wall waiting for the male god cat to come, where is the previous coldness at this time, and the two scorching peony flowers were embarrassed to the front of the meow majesty, the two hind paws were raised, and the front paws were holding the peony flowers, which was to give flowers to the meow majesty.
"Good boy." The official dragon heart was happy, not only received the flowers, but also rubbed the heads of the yellow cat and the black cat very close to the people. Then these two are also considered to have cat brothers in this Bianliang City, and the territory is also across several streets - look at the black cat's half of the ear is the medal left when grabbing the territory - the big guy cat suddenly turned into a puddle of spring water, one softer than the other, and he was too shy to answer and didn't dare to stay longer, you picked me and I picked you and ran away.
That's really not right, right?
The official family didn't feel wrong at all, and put one of the peony hairpins in the sideburns, and took the other one in his hand, from Bao Zheng to Gongsun Ce and then to Zhanzhao, and even started to gesture in the ear of Lord Bao, the meaning is self-evident, it depends on who this "flower falls".
Bao Zheng: "......" official, can we stop playing?
Gongsun Ce: "......" this young man? Mr. Gongsun looked at Bao Zheng, who didn't dare to be angry or speak, but looked extremely helpless, and he had a bottom about his identity in his heart.
Zhanzhao: "......"
Zhan Zhao had a bad premonition, and it turned out that his bad premonition came true, because the official family put the peony hairpin behind his ear the next moment, and took out an ivory fan that came out of nowhere, at a speed that Zhan Zhao couldn't dodge at all - Zhan Zhao was already strong in martial arts, and even the hidden weapons of people in the rivers and lakes could dodge, but now he was embarrassed the moment he put the hairpin behind his ear, especially in front of Lord Bao and Mr. Gongsun - he raised his chin and praised it in an aria: "The beauty covers the present and the past, and the lotus flower is ashamed of the jade face." β
Zhanzhao: "......"
Bao Zheng: "......"
Gongsun Ce: "......"
Zhan Zhao took a deep breath and said, "Brother Zhao, this is a peony. β
"I know it's a peony flower, I'm not blind, I'm praising your appearance." The official blinked with big eyes, innocent.
It's really the first time that Zhan Zhao has heard someone describe him with a poem describing a stunning woman, no, it's the first time I've heard someone describe him as beautiful. Although Zhan Zhao has a good temper, there are some aspects of manhood that cannot be tolerated, so he couldn't help but retort: "I think this is more appropriate to describe you, Brother Zhao." β
"Thank you for the compliment, Brother Zhan, you are such a good person." The official family is in front of the Eight Sages King and the civil and military officials who think that they are the most beautiful people in Bianliang, and their cheeks have already reached a new height, and Zhanzhao's words are just pediatrics, and the officials also give Nanxia a good person card in courtesy.
Zhanzhao: What is the relationship between the two sentences of "......"?
The official who saw through QiΔ took a small step back, frowning slightly: "Aren't you a good person?" β
Zhanzhao: "?? β
Also puzzled are Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce, and both of them now know the identity of the official family, and they are all worried about the "Brother Zhao" and "Brother Zhan" who come and go.
"Because you didn't say, 'I know I'm a good person,' Brother Zhan." The official said earnestly, and Bao Zheng, who heard the title of "Brother Zhan" again, couldn't care about the logical problems involved, and #εΏζ ε―εΏζ ιεεΏ#ηε€δΊδΈε£°: "The official family-"
This time, the exhibition is still going back and forth... This.