Chapter 305: Vulgar Joke
Almost every year in South Korea, there are one or two songs that are sung throughout Korea, the lie of Bigbang the year before last, and the nobady of Wandergirl for a little longer.
But their songs are more or less flawed, and the popularity is only limited to young people, but this gee of Girls' Generation is different, much like Lee Hyori's ten minutes back then.
From costumes, dances to songs, they affect the lives of Korean people in every way, and even now in winter, there are still some girls who are not afraid of the cold in Myeongdong wearing a thin set of pencil pants to show off their sexy bodies on the street.
After a few months of silence, with the help of her gee's east wind, the girls began to attack in an all-round way, and various collective and individual activities could not be completed. Yuna's TV series has not yet been filmed, and a bunch of scripts for the heroine of youth dramas have been placed on her desk.
Although Lee Min-cheol thinks that Yuna's current acting strength should still go up step by step, the female number one is more difficult for her to control. But he can't say anything he advises, how can there be such a thing as waiting in the entertainment industry, naturally there are as many popular activities as there are.
Singers who have become popular with such a song in their lives are everywhere in South Korea, so cherishing the present is the main theme of the Korean entertainment industry. As for variety shows, not to mention, more than half of the girls' generation can be invited to the show, and they have to have a good relationship with **, as for all the members, there are only a few programs that have been scheduled in advance.
Holding the steaming ginseng chicken soup, Lee Min-chul trotted all the way to the girl's bedroom: "Pani, I'm in." ”
"Okay, oppa." There was a feeble voice in the room.
Putting the chicken soup on the table, Lee Min-chul went to open the curtains first, and the cold did not shine until the warm winter sun. Pani's pale face flushed a little more. Seeing Pani wearing pajamas, Lee Min-cheol also put his hand under her back.
Then he lifted her whole person, raised the pillow behind her before letting her lean in: "When you get better, don't pass out again because of weight control." ”
“oppa。” Although she doesn't have any physical strength at all, it doesn't prevent Pani from accusing Lee Min-chul of saying that she is fat.
"Our Miss Huang Meiying is almost tired of being beautiful, just a little fatter, give Zheng Xiuyan and them a way to live. Otherwise, the fans will let you snatch it away. Seeing the familiar smiling eyes, Lee Min-chul smiled and nodded on her nose.
"You children's bodies, whoever touches you in the future can immediately lie on the ground, and don't let him go without giving money, and all of them will be nothing." Flashing Pani's outstretched hand, Lee Min-chul insisted on handing the spoon to Pani's mouth.
raised his head shyly and secretly glanced at Li Minzhe, and then lowered his head the whole time and silently enjoyed Li Minzhe's care: "I'm still good, Xiuyan she has a show with you; Taeyeon wants to take the college entrance examination; Yoona has an itinerary for TV dramas. The three of them are the most tired. ”
"Eldest sister, don't talk about the second sister, you are all the same, or Xiaoxian is in the best health." Lee Min-chul, who was talking, was interrupted by the sudden ringing of the phone, which was his own iYou song.
But Lee Min-chul is not so narcissistic as to use his song as a ringtone, there are only two people in the room, so Pani took out his mobile phone from the quilt with a red face, and in Lee Min-chul's laughing gaze: "Yabu ****." ”
"I'm Taeyeon. I'm recording a Loved One Challenge right now, and I need your help. Kim Taeyeon also said quickly. The call was obviously something she didn't want to make, so she wanted to say a few words quickly and continue to let Pani rest.
"I've woken up, so if you need help?" Huang Meiying said in a big way.
"We're splitting into short-body teams and long-body teams now revealing each other, do you have anything you want to break the news?"
"Uh, Taeyeon, you're the captain, you should call Natusai. Then we said hello together, but you haven't shouted lately, it's all Xiaoxian who led us to shout, it's not right for you to do this. Pani said cutely with his head tilted sideways in the quilt.
"Ah, Huang Meiying. Are you sleeping stupidly? Or do you think you're on the long team? To uncover them, the secrets of those long-legged people. Kim Tae-yeon was hit by her good sister on the phone, and explained with a smile.
"But the slogan is supposed to be shouted for a few years, and you will get tired." A man's thick voice suddenly came out of the side.
Li Minzhe didn't care about it originally, thinking it was the host or something, but then there was obviously the coquettishness of the girls on the phone, and Yu Li even yelled loudly: "Senior, you are our good body." ”
Everyone was in a fuss for a while, and they suddenly quieted down for some reason, followed by Taeyeon shouting clearly word by word: "Rubbing the waves, hey Moon Hee-jun!" ”
"Ah, Kim Taeyeon, you don't want to live anymore, do you? How long have you just been apart and you've started to empathize, where are you now? Where is that adulterer? Kim Tae-yeon's phone was clearly heard with Lee Min-chul's roar.
The scene, which was originally very joyful, seemed to be blown by a cold wind, and the corners of everyone's mouths twitched, especially the protagonist Kim Taeyeon: "Lee Min-chul, I'm working, don't mess with me, okay?" ”
"I'm not also at home to take care of your sister. Besides, you earned money and didn't give me flowers, why did you let me be quiet. Li Minzhe argued with reason: "That gentleman named Wen Xijun, see you in half an hour, remember to smile a lot during this time, otherwise you won't be able to laugh for a while." ”
Seeing that the director behind him kept gesturing to himself, Moon Hee-jun, who was not familiar with Lee Min-chul at all, could only provoke stubbornly: "I'm waiting for you here." And I have already scolded in my heart: I just cooperate with the program team to make a joke, is it easy for me?
"Don't be afraid, Wen Xijun oppa, we are all on your side, I have long seen that Lee Min-cheol is too domineering." The girls spoke one after another to ease the atmosphere. They have just broken the news to each other, and since it involves director Lee Min-chul, it is natural that there will be too little revelation.
"Then what is wrong with Lee Min-chul to Kim Taeyeon?"
Because the phone was still connected, Lee Min-chul could hear the silence on the other end of the phone, lamenting that the girls were still too worried, and while feeding Pani chicken soup, he said into the phone: "I'm just listening here, you can talk about it." ”
Seeing the posture of the sisters who are ready to move. Yuna rolled her eyes and quickly replied: "She obviously knows that Taeyeon Ohni is easy to get fat, and she always changes her tricks to buy her delicious food, isn't it embarrassing for Taeyeon Ohni,"
Before everyone had time to complain about Yun'er's dog-legged table, Lee Min-cheol on the other end of the phone had already spoken: "Okay, don't continue, Yun'er is back with the best Korean cow in South Korea." OPPA invites you to a separate meal. If you like Won Bin or Hyun Bin, or Jang Dong Jian or Lee Byung-hun, OPPA will invite you over. ”
"Lee Min-chul treats Kim Taeyeon very badly, knowing that she can't make money, he always buys her expensive things, so that Kim Taeyeon can develop a habit of luxury." While everyone was speechless, Sunny quickly added, "And OPPA, I like Kang Dong Won." ”
"Jiang Dongyuan is mine." Although Kim Taeyeon was shocked by the shamelessness of her sisters, she was still very protective of her male god.
"Kim Tae-yeon's own sister came to Seoul to accompany OPPA all the way, I want to ......"
At a time when Kim Taeyeon was about to use force to suppress these sisters. Lee Min-chul stood up at the right time: "Officially say hello to everyone, hello everyone, I'm Lee Min-chul." I'm very happy to be able to attend this show, and I hope you love Girls' Generation a lot. Since Lee Min-chul made a closing speech, Kim Taeyeon and the others also thanked Lee Min-chul in a proper manner.
"Minzhe's aura is so strong, I couldn't even interject just now." Yin Zhiyuan, who was on the side, patted his chest and said fearfully.
"Actually, he's joking, please understand more." Just like Lee Min-chul tries his best to maintain the image of the girls regardless of who has come before or after, Kim Tae-yeon will explain Lee Min-chul's misunderstanding if he can.
With Lee Min-chul's popularity and status getting higher and higher. He basically doesn't have contact with newcomers, so there are already a lot of rumors about Lee Min-chul. Pride is one of them. Although it is accompanied by a strong sense of jealousy, this is indeed one of Lee Min-chul's labels.
The girls usually mention some of Lee Min-cheol's problems on the show, and everyone will more or less say some details of life, so that everyone knows that Lee Min-cheol is also a flesh-and-blood person, and it can be said that Lee Min-cheol's image has always been able to maintain a positive one, with part of the credit of the girls.
Lee Min-chul's episode is just an embellishment of the show. The next protagonists are still them, and when they saw that the first link of breaking the news to each other worked well, the director team turned the second link into mutual dissatisfaction. Just now, everyone said something strict with someone, and the scale is getting bigger and bigger, so now everyone looks at each other and has some anger.
"Choi so-young. You always pull us to eat because you can't eat fat, do you know how painful I am? After saying that, Kim Taeyeon dropped the microphone doll in her hand to her feet.
"Ah, so you can stop asking me to go to supper by myself? Do you know how pitiful it was when I was lonely and went to have a late-night snack with my agent? Xiuying also angrily shot back.
"I don't know you well, so I don't have much to say."
"My secrets are unknown only to you."
"Then why didn't you sue me?"
"I said it, you didn't hear it."
With the sound of each other choking one by one, Xiao Xian's heart was beating in horror when he watched from the side, but he still had a daze expression when he looked at Zheng Xiuyan on the side, the little guy knew that at least it was okay now, otherwise Zheng Xiuyan would definitely come forward.
"Ah, do you have braids on your head because you're short?" Xiuying finally started the group ridicule, and suddenly Zheng Xiuyan, who was out of the world, had to come forward: "That's better than you tall people pretending to be cute!" ”
"Zheng Xiuyan, although you are good-looking, singing and dancing, but you are a man from behind, have you ever seen a woman who is gone?" The last sentence of Xiuying was almost howling, and she covered her throat and stepped aside.
The next stage of the girls' war is escalating, from Sunny sleeping and humming to Kim Taeyeon sleeping and saying hello; From Zheng Xiuyan eating alone, to finally Xiuying and her agent eating and falling in love.
Yin Zhiyuan on the side had already covered his mouth and pushed out of the camera, it was the first time he had seen such a crazy idol girl group, although he knew that what they said was very exaggerated, but at least it was true, especially on the show.
Kim Taeyeon also sensed that the situation seemed to be a little out of control, and secretly pulled so-young's arm: "Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian." Xiuying cleaned up behind her back, and Kim Taeyeon retreated with peace of mind: Isn't it just the black pot in the busy.
"Ah, busy, you stand up." Hyun, who was watching the play the whole time, pointed at him innocently, and everyone who understood Kim Tae-yeon's mind (also tired and had a sore throat) ran behind so-young and collectively put pressure on him.
"You washed your wig and hung it in the living room, did you know that I came home at night and fell down in fear?" Xiuying's words were deeply felt by everyone, and it was not one or two who were frightened by the wig, and even Lee Min-chul fell in.
"That wig was dyed for the new album and couldn't be seen by the fans, so I bought it, and with my own money." Although Xiao Xian was a little panicked, he still explained meticulously.
"Ah, can't you not say honorifics?" Kim Taeyeon asked, pointing at her.
"No, I'm afraid that you will retaliate against me later." Xiao Xian shook his head directly and resisted with his whole body.
"That's why we're considered bad sisters." "And why can you talk to Lee Min-chul!"
They have been curious about this question for a day or two, and they have been forced to ask Xiao Hyun many times, and they will not let go, and even in the face of Kim Tae-yeon's claws, they look like they are dead, and ask Lee Min-cheol He just smiled mysteriously.
Xiaoxian began to struggle when she heard the problem, although she didn't want to say it, but she also wanted to contribute to the show, instead of hiding behind her sisters, so she nodded vigorously and said it; "Oppa said that if I don't speak plain with him, introduce me to a boyfriend." After speaking, Xiaoxian can recall the horror when he first heard this sentence.
"Hmm-" The scene, including Girls' Generation, were stunned by Lee Min-chul's bottomless means, and Kim Taeyeon even thought about what kind of vulgar person he could see this kind of joke to Xiaoxian, who was innocent at the time.
But everyone didn't doubt it, because this is exactly Li Minzhe's style, especially when he said it in Xiaoxian's mouth, but after all, Li Minzhe was not present, everyone continued to focus on Xiaoxian, who was slightly red, even if she didn't know the relationship between men and women, she knew that she might have made another joke.
"You're 18 years old, and you still don't have any interest in men, and you're still angry when it comes to men, isn't it a bit too much?" Kim Taeyeon looked disgusted.
Wen Xijun on the side stepped forward and pretended to be mature and steady: "Xu Xian, this is not good, you should also reach the age of understanding men, otherwise you will be lonely and old." ”
As he was talking, he suddenly heard an exclamation from the writer behind him, and just as he was about to continue, he suddenly found that the girls around him collectively took a few steps back, while Xu Xian on the other side became more and more energetic from his original depression. (To be continued.) )