"One-two, one-two, up and down, down and down, neck movement, butt twist"

I saw three young men wearing red, blue, and green sportswear, and their big toes were scratching on the slippers that didn't fit from time to time, and their whole bodies were constantly writhing there.

In front of them is a low-rise building, and from time to time there are a few shouts of aunts around them, and in the distance is the high-rise building, the most prosperous Seoul in South Korea.

Among them, the blue-clothed one looked at the bustling place in the distance, took a deep breath, looked at the emerald green ground under his feet (coated with a layer of green paint and waterproofing), and listened to the sound of clanging from the house behind him because of a gust of wind blowing through the house.

He pressed his hands harder, pale, clenched too tightly, and put them on the shoulders of the other two men, and said in the deepest voice he could make, "Brother—let's—"

"Poof-porphyry-" The man in green hurriedly held back an expression of enjoyment, and continued to listen to the man in blue as if nothing had happened.

The man in blue looked directly to the left, that is, the brother who was farting, and said angrily: "Brother, are you eating something behind our backs, why are you starving together, your fart is so much." ”

"No, absolutely not, the three of us are going to the bathroom together, how can I have any time to steal food" The man in green defended sincerely.

"Oh, that's when I went to the bathroom." The last man said lightly casually next to him.

I don't know if it's a second or a century, the man thought about what he said seriously, and then rushed to the farting man, rode directly on his body, grabbed his head with both hands and pulled back hard one by one: "Li Xiugen, you actually ate behind our backs, and you are still eating in the bathroom, you still have to be embarrassed, you are still not a man, you are still - you still don't call me"

The man in blue, who wanted to rush up to vent his anger, stumbled when he heard this, kicked the heel of his left foot with his right foot, and sat down directly in a 90-degree posture, fortunately, there were two human mattresses underneath.

"Ah-Kim Byung-man, Lee Min-chul, come down, it's not going to work"

"Don't listen to his Brother Bingwan, the voice is so loud, it's okay to press it for a while when you hear it" After speaking, Li Minzhe, who was lying on Jin Bingwan, twisted his ass hard.

Kim Byung-wan slapped Lee Min-cheol with his hand in reverse, "Get out of the stinky boy, I can't do it if you bastard, come down"

"What are you talking about, brother, I can't hear—"

After laughing, the three brothers lay side by side on the veranda in front of the door, looking at the sky side by side, panting in their mouths, and chatting with each other.

"Brother, you speak in good conscience, GeeGeeGeegeebabybabybaby....... This song is not good? There was silence for a while, and the man still lay on the bed and twisted the dogleg dance.

"You say that an alien who has lived on the earth for more than 400 years, and the top female star of our country, Kim Hee Seon, they fell in love, and all kinds of superpowers stopped teleporting and said, love, suspense, idols have everything, I feel that it can be made into a TV series" Uh... There was silence again.

Li Minzhe jumped up, pointed to the two brothers who were basking in white flower bellies, and complained helplessly: "Do you have any aesthetics, do you follow the trend, these are all things that can become popular in the future, you-"

"Finally, listen carefully, a group of people running and chasing each other, tearing clothes and sewing them on the back...... Ability to set a role or something、ACE......""Alas-it's not this, it's wrong.。 Looking at the two eldest brothers who got up and wanted to go back to the house to continue to make up for sleep, Li Minzhe changed his words without restraint.

"It's a very savage girl, who was liked by a very cowardly boy, and the girls in the middle kept helping the boys get ahead, helping the men fight, in short, the hearts of men and daughters, and the pure men of women."

There was another silence, Li Minzhe sighed helplessly, and walked towards the house alone.

"This story is okay third child, you have a bunch of bad songs, bad ideas, and bad ideas, and this sounds pretty good" Kim Byung-wan stopped the frustrated Lee Min-chul, who stopped and looked at Lee so-geun with a little hope.

"It's really good, no, it's very good, if you can sell it for money, even if it's 100 won, don't forget to invite your brother to dinner" Li Xiugen didn't seem to be able to bear the big watery eyes, pursed his lips and said: "It seems that we haven't eaten fried chicken downstairs for a long time, so I miss the taste of fried chicken"

Li Minzhe pounced on the two eldest brothers, holding a big brother who was less than 1.7 meters in one hand, and jumped excitedly: "Is it really okay, do you think this story is okay?" Haha I'm going to get rich, I'm going to be hot, I'm going to eat fried chicken, well, just chicken wings, wahaha-"

"Jun Ji-hyun, Cha Tae-hyun, and Eh, what kind of XXX director, although I don't know what your name is, I'm waiting for my script, let's make a movie together, I invite you to eat fried chicken."

Lee so-geun and Kim Byung-wan glanced at each other, pouted at each other, shook their heads behind their backs and walked back to the house step by step, in addition to Lee Min-chul's smirk in the sky, there seemed to be a faint os: "This kid is crazy, even if this idea is okay, then he can write a script after graduating from high school, and then there is a director who has the same eyes as blind who fell in love with this script, and then Cha Tae-hyun, Jun Ji-hyun, forget it's absolutely impossible here, Jun Ji-hyun, that's, the new goddess in the advertising industry, " The heroine of "Untouchable Lovers", it is said that it will be remade by Hollywood, and she will come to take the script written by this narcissistic, narcissistic, narcissistic (important thing said three times),

Die of this heart. Hey, it's a pity for my fried chicken."

Taking advantage of Lee Min-cheol's accumulation of grievances that no one understands for more than ten years, all his enthusiasm burst out for the first time when he was writing the script, no, it can only be regarded as a novel, let's get to know our pig's feet, that is, Lee Min-chul.

Li Minzhe said that he crossed over, that's right, you read that right, there will indeed be a hero who has crossed over and is still struggling to eat a meal of fried chicken, and is still depressed because of the sporadic memory fragments that no one appreciates, especially being complained about by the two unscrupulous big brothers.

Lee Min-cheol crossed over from China, before the crossing, he was a serious 800 ** silk, three no personnel, no car, no house, no woman, every day tired like a dead dog After going home, I also like to watch Korean variety shows, by the way, watch the hottest Korean dramas, listen to the songs of the girl group, the white thighs - eh.

That's right, in short, it's just an ordinary small Han rice, not a thigh rice, and the time of the meal is not long, that is, it started from about 10 years, and it has been going back to make up for the previous classics.

When I first crossed over to South Korea, it was January 1986, and I was so excited that I only knew how to cry (I crossed into a baby), Lee Min-cheol felt that he was the god of Korean entertainment in the future, and the facts of 16 years proved that what he knew was not 'soft', not to mention the number of Korean songs he knew, and only knew the few lines of the chorus, just like a Tang poem that only knew 'bright moonlight in front of the bed', and couldn't just pick up 'I slept in bed', right.

Korean dramas are the same, a 16-episode script, aside from the specific script requirements, at least more than one million words, with a half-witted person like Lee Min-chul, it is troublesome to hold back 3,000 words.

Thanks to the countless complaints of the two unscrupulous big brothers, Lee Min-chul found that his creativity and songs are not acceptable to people now, and now is the time when the golden age of indoor variety shows is coming, when slow songs still occupy a large market in South Korea, and when solo singers still have a few great gods in South Korea.

Of course, Lee Min-chul still knows so many celebrities, and there is hope for hugging his thighs now, but an orphan who grew up in a Korean almshouse, a young man who struggles for a meal of fried chicken, and a 16-year-old teenager who is not even qualified to drink, Lee Min-chul said that all the qiē is illusory, and only working hard to make money to make himself eat fried chicken is the right thing.

After experiencing the destruction of society in advance, the flower-like teenager Li Minzhe became a remnant flower in advance Li Minzhe, Li Minzhe found that if he still has a little advantage in the entertainment industry, it is not a pity, the key is that there are still so many girls to save, if it continues like this, Li Minzhe feels that he doesn't even have the money to buy a ticket to see them, it is too smearing the time-traveler, and no one will read the novels of Korean entertainment in the future.

After painful thinking, Lee Min-chul decisively devoted himself to the Korean entertainment industry, and the first step in Lee Min-chul's Korean entertainment circle was to start by looking for a house, and Lee Min-woo successfully rented his house on a seven-story building near Apgujeong-dong.

Li Minyu's house is on the eighth floor (that is, the roof), the courtyard area is 500 ping, the house area is 30 ping, the house of the two eldest brothers is about 20 ping, to be precise, it should be more than 22 ping, the house is a few iron plates casually welded on the roof, the thermal layer is newspaper, and the cold is more pasted, so it is cold in winter and hot in summer. The room has water, not water, so you can only shower, you can't go to the toilet, of course, you can pee occasionally.

The two roommates are also celebrities, two days and one night Lee so-geun and the law of the jungle Kim Byung-wan, but the richest of them now is indeed Lee Min-cheol, who has a deposit of no more than 10,000 yuan and is proud of the Gang of Three, and the two eldest brothers also came to Seoul with dreams, and both of them want to be gagman. Although he succeeded in the future, he is actually poor to death now.

So after getting acquainted, the two frantically squeezed Lee Min-cheol's private money in the name of variety show seniors, even though Lee Min-cheol had not yet entered the variety show circle. Everyone eats and drinks together, and they really get along with Li Minzhe, so everyone lives very happily except for being poor, and Li Minzhe often comforts himself that when these two bastards are rich in the future, they must eat back ten times and a hundred times.

16-year-old Lee Min-cheol settled down in Apgujeong in this way, and now it's 2001, Crystal Boy has disbanded, HOT is on fire, and Kim Hee-sun is still the number one beauty in South Korea. Of course, most of the people Li Minzhe knows are also in hibernation, accumulating their energy for the moment when they break out of their cocoons and become butterflies in the future, just like the two brothers lying next to them.

"Since I'm here, let's make your life easier" Li Minzhe looked at the two sleeping brothers, and wrote a line of the title "My Sassy Girlfriend" on the paper.

But after writing it, he smiled helplessly: "It's so difficult to write a story, and who am I writing it for, this is not a script, and I don't know who the director is, forget it, post it on the Internet, Jun Ji Hyun Oni, it seems that I want to say goodbye"

Turning his head to look at the two brothers who were still asleep, no, it was the two uncles: "I always feel that it will be a miracle that they will be popular in the future, they won't be popular" Li Minzhe shook his head vigorously, shaking away the nightmarish thoughts.

He patted the stomachs of the two of them uneasily: "It must be on fire, or I will die, my fried chicken, I won't live without fried chicken, I must bring you two with me if I don't live, I must-" With the words, the hands on the bellies of the two uncles became harder and harder, and Li Xiugen and Jin Bingwan shivered in their sleep, and unconsciously turned over - and continued to sleep

But he kept whispering, "I must be hot, I will definitely be hot, don't-"