As the most successful supermarket chain in the country, the opening ceremony of Melaleuca Beihe flagship store is undoubtedly a grand event.

Please take a look at the list of artists who appeared: imitation comedian Shen Xiaoyang, second-tier female singer Jin Ziyan, Voice of Charm runner-up Fang Xinxin, Best Dancing King Champion Wu Junyi, superstar Xiao Yaxuan, Baodao hip-hop singer Pan Weibo, and "music poet" Xiaobaima Yangliu.

Less than a year after his debut, Yang Liu has already received preferential treatment with a separate lounge and a separate dressing room, and he also sang in the finale.

Many of his peers here are radiant Cunzài, but now they can only be his background wall, completely crushed to the ground.

Unlike the sparse applause when others took the stage, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he only showed a smiling face, and before he could speak, the cheers were deafening and the ground shook!

Yang Liu is naturally used to seeing a lot of big scenes, he was not nervous at all, and completed the singing of the two songs steadily, and it only took ten minutes to roll away 600,000! After coming out of the back door, he didn't stop for a moment, and drove to the next battlefield without stopping!

In the interval between breaks, Yang Liu and everyone ate the same simple box lunch.

Assistant Xia Qiu couldn't help but sigh: "It turns out that it's not easy to be a star!" ”

Chu Hui sneered: "Silly girl, do you know how much money he made today?" ”

……

At eight o'clock in the evening, Yang Liu rushed to a five-star hotel alone to go to the "ten-minute" appointment, not wanting to meet an acquaintance just after getting off the elevator!

Action star Zhao to the left!

I saw that this guy frowned, and he was followed by several assistant bodyguards.

If anyone has deeply hurt his fragile heart, then this person must be Yang Liu! Zhao Xiangzuo saw the enemy, his face changed, he didn't even say hello, lowered his head and walked quickly.

In order to show his own mind, Yang Liu raised his hand and swayed: "Hi ......"

Zhao Xiangzuo seemed to have been bitten by a poisonous snake, and he was so frightened that he ran wildly, and disappeared with a swish! Leaving only someone alone in the wind.

Yang Liu lowered his arm in disdain, feeling incredulous at his terrible lethality.

Outside 1608, he took a few deep breaths before finally ringing the doorbell.

Caught off guard, when the door opened, a shadow broke into his sight!

Mysterious charming eyes, shocking and terrifying red lips! There is a long cigarette between his slender fingers!

turned out to be the most famous golden statue actress on Xiangjiang Island, the international superstar Yan Zixia!

Yang Liu has always thought that a woman's smoking is a very bad behavior, and now I know that it is also a kind of lazy elegance and a deadly style!

Yan Zixia raised her face, squinted her eyes and said, "Hello, pretty boy......"

Her voice was low and hoarse, with some indescribable wild seduction.

Yang Liu felt himself burn instantly, and he tried to reply calmly, "You are good, beautiful lady. ”

Yan Zixia chuckled: "Don't disturb you talking, I'll go first!" After finishing the words, he passed by, rolling up the dark incense and floating.

It was clear that she didn't know him. The fame of willow has not yet been able to radiate to Xiangjiang and Treasure Island.

Yang Liu calmed down and closed the door gently.

In the brightest living room, a man is writing at his desk.

He was no longer young, and the years had long since left their mark on him, with gray hair and deep wrinkles on his forehead.

Zhou Xingxing, the king of comedy, looks so haggard, thin, godless, and even a little pitiful.

Yang Liu didn't feel good in his heart, but he still said politely: "Teacher Zhou? ”

Zhou Xingxing raised his head, "Oh! Mr. Yang is here! ”

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

The two reached out and clasped each other, sitting across the huge desk.

Zhou Xingxing's eyes had a more scrutinizing taste: "Mr. Yang, I have seen your information and some clips, and frankly speaking, you are a rare singer, talented and beautiful...... However, as far as being an actor is concerned, the performance is average. ”

His Chinese is very bad, so the speed of speech is not fast, and Yang Liu can barely understand it.

He continued: "Since Director Huang Xiaolei recommended you to me, of course I want to give him a face, but if you can't come up with something that can make my eyes shine, then I'm sorry, we have to see you next time." ”

Yang Liu was puzzled: "What is something that can make people's eyes shine?" ”

Zhou Xingxing said: "It doesn't matter, it can be an impromptu performance, or it can be a peculiar idea...... Don't stick to the form, but it's best to keep it simple and try not to take more than three minutes. ”

Yang Liu said: "It's special, haven't you seen it?" ”

Zhou Xingxing said: "You can understand it like this! ”

Yang Liu said: "Oh, that's very simple, I only need one second!" ”

Zhou Xingxing scratched his chin: "One second? Is Mr. Yang kidding? ”

Yang Liu said: "I'm serious! ”

Zhou Xingxing said: "Uh, then please start your performance!" ”

Yang Liu stood up, tapped his fingers lightly on the tabletop, and said, "How much is this desk?" ”

Director Zhou Xingxing didn't react at once: "You...... What did you say? ”

Yang Liu repeated: "I want to know how much it will cost me to lose this table?" ”

Zhou Xingxing joked: "Are you performing magic or special functions?" Will the table disappear and not be found? ”

Yang Liu said seriously: "Maybe it's even stricter than that!" ”

"Huh?"

Zhou Xingxing can't stand these neuroses who pretend to be ghosts and sensationalize the public, and he didn't scold it shows that his cultivation is quite good: "No matter how much money I have!" Can you hurry up? ”

Yang Liuxi said: "Really? That's what you said! ”

Zhou Xingxing looked at the sky speechlessly.

Yang Liu said: "Director Zhou is well-informed, and he must have met a lot of strange people!" However, a strange person like me, you certainly haven't seen it! So, don't blink! “

Uh, Zhou Xingxing helped his glasses, feeling that he was worse than dead.

Yang Liu stopped talking, he slowly stretched out his slender palm and pressed it down gently!

Big changes are coming suddenly!

"Click!"

Without the slightest precaution or preparation, the solid desk seemed to have been struck by lightning, and in an instant it was torn apart and sawdust flew!

Zhou Xingxing crushed the lenses of his glasses, he quickly ran out of the distance, and said in horror: "What are you doing?" Who told you to bring in bombs/bombs? ”

Yang Liu almost choked to death: "Hey, hey, hey! Which eye did you see the bomb? This is obviously kung fu! What a kung fu! ”

Zhou Xingxing said angrily: "You treat me as stupid? It's that easy to deceive? ”

It seems that it will not be possible if you don't show your hand!

Willow jumped lightly and threw himself on the wall, performing gecko magic skills, and began to climb and crawl on the ceiling......

Zhou Xingxing snorted coldly: "Now that technology has developed to this point? You must have something on your hands and feet! ”

Yang Liu let out an "oops" and fell off the roof......

Someone came back to the car dejected, he never thought that things would turn out like this! I failed the interview and lost more than 10,000 yuan! Thinking back to Zhou Xingxing's disdainful eyes when they were separated, he even had the idea of dying!

"I'm handsome, I'm bad, and it's cute to hurt people......"

The phone rang, and it turned out to be the culprit Huang Xiaolei again!

He asked with concern, "Yang Liu, have you seen Director Zhou?" Is it smooth lì tonight? ”

Yang Liu said: "Well, not only did I see him, but I also saw his frightened appearance!" ”

Huang Xiaolei said: "What did you kid do?" ”

Yang Liu shouted: "Nonsense! I just performed a martial arts performance, and as a result, I smashed his table and lost 10,000 yuan! ”

Huang Xiaolei: "......"

Yang Liu said: "Since you are leading this matter, can you share some of my losses?" ”

"Doodoo ......"