Chapter 1 Viper Reader Jiang Yunchi
As a reader, Jiang Yunqi is definitely a thing that authors love and hate. What I love is that whenever Jiang Yunqi chases an article, he must leave a comment on the chapter, and he has a lot of flowers. What I hate is that all of Jiang Yunchi's comments are extremely poisonous, and those who are not determined are often consumed by these comments to lose the last trace of confidence in writing articles, and in the end they leave countless big holes.
On this day, Jiang Yunchi, as usual, casually opened his favorite list. Seeing several articles in his previous collection, the latest update time was five days ago, Jiang Yunqi sighed, he didn't understand why the articles he chased were always inexplicably pitted.
Moved those articles that seemed to have become a pit to the [Pause] category, Jiang Yunqi opened the end literature network, planning to find some new articles to see.
casually clicked on a Xianxia Xiuzhen article in the recommended category on the homepage, and as soon as he read the first chapter, Jiang Yunqi vomited blood and fell to the ground.
"The clouds are as thick as spilled ink, and the heavens and the earth are as dark as night. Leng Jingtian walked alone on the mountain trail, his face was calm and unbefitting his age, and there was bitter hatred in his eyes. The death of my father and mother must be inseparable from Liu Mufeng's family...... Suddenly, a thunderclap exploded in the sky, and on the dead trees and old branches next to the ancient road, jackdaws chirped. Leng Tiantian looked up, and saw two figures, one white and one black, coming from the wind......"
Jiang Yunqi shook his head.
The name that has an enmity with the sky and the life experience of the father's dead mother's lunch is really the standard configuration of the protagonist.
As for the black and white figures, Jiang Yunqi guessed at a glance that the next plot must be: the battle between good and evil shook the world, and the protagonist was shocked by voyeurism. Both of them fell to the ground, and they were happy to see the protagonist. This kind of physique is really rare, and the peerless exercises are given to you.
Despite thinking so in his heart, Jiang Yunqi still continued to watch it with luck.
“…… Leng Jingtian was shocked in his heart, and secretly said that these two people were the legendary immortals? He looked up at the two people who were fighting, and saw that the man in black exuded a fierce aura around him, and the long knife in his hand was like a sharp beast's claw, and the woman in red was slapped on the back.
'Raging Sea Knife! ’
Roar!
A terrible roar came from the mouth of the man in black, and the woman in white was hit in the back without noticing for a moment......"
Seeing this, Jiang Yunqi has already made a big cross in the description of the battle in this article.
Turn-based combat, fork.
The moves basically rely on roaring and forking.
The moves are all shouted out, and you can still "not notice for a while", fork fork fork.
Pulling down the page at will, Jiang Yunchi, who was going to leave after reading this chapter, suddenly lit up.
Leng watched the woman in white fall from mid-air, not knowing whether she was alive or dead. A sense of fear rose in my heart. He was about to run away when suddenly a withered hand reached out from behind him and clamped his neck tightly......"
Jiang Yunqi couldn't help but clap his hands.
The protagonist, tell you to watch others fight, wouldn't it be nice to hide early, now it's okay to get out of it, you can't go, right? Hahahaha.
It's really rare to have a villain who comes up and kills without talking nonsense these days.
But-
Jiang Yunqi then looked down and saw "his eyes widened in shock, and he saw that the face of the old man in black was covered with dark black blood eggplant, and his eyes were as calm as a dry well." The man in black gradually tightened his hands, and his face turned purple as he looked at Leng Jingtian, as if he was going to suffocate to death in the next moment...... At the moment of life and death, Leng was shocked by the courage that came from nowhere, and suddenly opened his mouth and bit the wrist of the man in black. The blood of the man in black flowed into Leng Jingtian's mouth, and the next moment, Leng Jingtian only felt a strange aura rise in his body......"
Seeing this, Jiang Yunqi was already stunned and speechless.
glanced down casually, and sure enough, the black-clothed villain, who had appeared less than three paragraphs, was shocked by the protagonist's amazing momentum: "The man in black looked surprised, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying. He took a few steps back and muttered, 'Impossible, are you, are you ......'"
Goodbye author!
Jiang Yunchi's ten fingers were like flying, and he typed on the keyboard: "Hehe." Didn't the long-range attack that the man in black and the woman in white always used when they were fighting before, and suddenly changed it to melee combat, which is their own death! ”
Not going to read the rest of the chapters, shaking his head, Jiang Yunqi closed the webpage, planning to try his luck in other theme areas.
casually clicked on an article called "The Best Divine Doctor in the City", Jiang Yunqi poured a glass of water and planned to read it slowly.
Nangong Yunze walked out of the yard in a trance, he clearly remembered that he was hit by a speeding car because he wanted to save a puppy, how did he return to his childhood grandfather's house in the blink of an eye...... 'Chirp, chirp, the little master looks so strange today', Nangong Yunze was shocked, looking at the birds jumping around on the branches in disbelief, he pinched himself hard, and heard the bird say, 'Chirp, why pinch yourself?'. Nangong Yunze frowned, could it be that he could understand the birds after he was reborn? ”
Jiang Yunqi continued to read, and just after reading a few lines, a mouthful of water squirted.
Nangong Yunze shook his head, he had even experienced such a thing as rebirth, so what was so strange about being able to understand what a bird was saying? He continued to walk out, and found that he could still understand the ants and the dogs......"
Seeing this, Jiang Yunqi couldn't help but sigh: "My IQ is too shallow, I don't know that beasts also have a lingua franca, maybe the protagonist's ears come with Google Translate, and the scum meow can be switched to Chinese standard pronunciation in an instant." ”
Jiang Yunqi continued to watch, only to see that the protagonist saved an old man who had fallen under the guidance of the bird, and cured the other party's old injuries through guò acupuncture.
Jiang Yunqi couldn't help but type and commented: "The protagonist can meet a person who is seriously ill and has a big background just by walking around, is the IQ of the supporting character really okay?" I know you really want to be the backer of the protagonist, but since you're seriously ill, don't just run around, okay? ”
Try to convince yourself to read it, anyway, this kind of miracle doctor must have a life-saving routine, as long as you endure the next "rich second generation provokes and begs to slap in the face, and the fainting old man is xxx", maybe you can see a new plot.
The mouse slid to pull down the page quickly, and after about a dozen chapters, the style suddenly changed.
The next plot can be summed up in four sentences: "The gangsters robbed the car, the protagonist has a golden needle, looking back on his hidden merits and fame, all the supporting characters are shocked." ”
At this time, Jiang Yunqi finally couldn't hold on, don't lie to me if you read less books, when did acupuncture come with a hidden weapon function, are you sure this is an urban text and not a martial arts text?
Not planning to continue watching, Jiang Yunqi prepared to turn off the phone and sleep. As soon as he moved his mouse, he saw a translucent dialog box pop up in the center of the screen.
"Are you tired of the novels now? Do you want to make the supporting characters no longer brain-dead and the villain defeating the protagonist? Do you want to make Xiaobaiwen a logical, rigorous, twisty and vivid novel? ”
Jiang Yunqi couldn't help but smile and said: "What age is this, there are still authors who use this kind of stalk that has long been used rotten, is it not a little bit of a pen reader to be careful, I like to see it through the other world, hahaha-"
Suddenly, Jiang Yunchi's laughter was stuck in his throat, and he rubbed his eyes and stared at the computer screen carefully.
That frame is actually real!
didn't have time to think about it, the next moment the number behind had jumped to 0, Jiang Yunqi only felt that his eyes were black, and he was no longer conscious.
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[Ding, system binding, 90% completion ......]
[Ding, the system is bound successfully, welcome to use the youcanyouup system. 】
Grandma Youkan Oil?
What the hell is that?
Jiang Yunqi opened his eyes in a daze, first stunned, and then screamed "ah".
He straightened up and looked at Yiqiē in front of him in surprise.
At this time, he was standing on a metal platform, and the platform was surrounded by a white expanse.
Jiang Yunqi was about to use his hand to probe the surrounding situation, but he didn't want a sharp pain to suddenly come to his head. After the pain subsided, he found that something resembling a system control panel appeared in his mind out of thin air.
Jiang Yunqi tried to calm down and began to perceive the words on the panel. I saw lines of golden text flashing on the panel:
[System: youcanyouup (Chinese translation: you can go up)]
Trigger conditions: In the past, the poisonous snake reader Jun, holding the keyboard and spraying all directions. The author is depressed, and the 10,000-year-old pit hurts. Reader Jiang Yunzhen has written reviews for many years, and every word has been derogatory, causing countless authors to abandon the pit and flee. Today, I would like to give you a chance to visit the book and enhance the power of the supporting characters and villains, and be sure to transform the book into a good book that is full of ups and downs, fun and hearty.
System Current Status: The feature is not activated
Main Quest: Find the Protagonist (0/1)
Jiang Yunqi raised his hand and pinched himself hard, and the sudden pain made him know that he was not dreaming.
Jiang Yunchi, who calmed down, began to call the system: "System, system, are you there?" ”
[Hello host, is there anything I can do to help you?] 】
Jiang Yunqi asked patiently: "May I ask what I need to do to go home, and what kind of place is this?" ”
[As long as you complete all the main quests, the host can go home.] This is the initial space, now ask the host to select the mission plane to enter. 】
Before Jiang Yunqi could react, a huge turntable appeared in the void in front of him. There are many squares on the turntable, and each grid is marked with a different plane, such as modern city, ancient times, and so on.
[Ding, the plane turntable is open, please turn the turntable as much as the host wants.] 】
There was a prompt sound in his ears again, Jiang Yunqi had no choice but to turn the turntable, watching the arrows sweep through countless planes in turn, and seeing that he was about to stop on the "horror world", Jiang Yunqi couldn't help but sweat hard.
Fortunately, the pointer moved slightly, and finally stopped at the Xiuzhen-World.
Jiang Yunqi let out a long sigh of relief, although he was forced to bind this strange system, but fortunately, he didn't want to go to the horror world or the end of the world to complete the task, as long as the task was completed, he would be able to go home!
[Teleportation opens, target cultivation - world-].