The silver mountain snake dances, and the golden plum and bamboo surround it. The red cage is frost-stained, and the cold magpie branches are noisy.

As soon as Laba passes, the New Year is coming, and the whole of the Ghost Sect has become busy and lively. The lords and disciples from all over the country returned to Biluo Valley one after another, and the killers of each department no longer went out, they put away their swords one after another, sat obediently in front of the desk, biting the pen and thinking hard, and writing the year-end summary with a search of intestines and stomachs

"Killed a disciple of the Beggar Gang in March, the reason: was touched porcelain. Killed a disciple of the Danhuang faction in June, reason: He actually dared to touch my buttocks. Killed a passer-by in September, reason: he didn't let me touch my buttocks. All in all, the workload is slightly larger this year, and I hereby apply for benefits, hoping to raise my salary by ten taels, add five days of vacation, and partner with handsome guys to go on tasks three times"

Submitting a report at the end of each year is a rule set by Jiang Mochou when he is the first respecter. 300 words for ordinary disciples, 3,000 words for inner disciples, 30,000 words for the heads and lords of various departments, and the Dharma Venerable only needs three words: "Please resign." ”

The three of He, Lake, and Hai have long been squeezed into cheap laborers, and they have long been engaged in high-risk and low-interest jobs (such as brushing the teeth of the knot, cutting the nails of the ring, and telling jokes to the suzerain), and they have been ruthlessly rejected every year.

The female devil's reply was only one sentence: "If you can beat this seat, you will agree." ”

The three Dharma Venerables knelt down with brushes and brushes, and they didn't stand up to be a man for five years.

Now the first lady has become a lady, but this rule has not changed. Hu Chedan's eyes were as big as a bell at the mountains of documents on the desk, and his brain was dazed, and he really didn't know how the woman had finished reading it before.

Haifei was also pulled over as a strong man. The fat man looked at the baskets of papers that were carried into the house, and he was also sweating, and said, "Why don't we discuss with Madame?" Since she set this rule, isn't it also a matter of her words to withdraw it? ”

Hu Chedan knocked his pipe and said in a tangled voice: "Although Madame doesn't remember the past, but now that she is no longer involved in the affairs of the door, will she agree?" ”

"Let's try it, or we'll see so much about next year."

The two brothers walked around the house for a while, and finally made up their minds, picked a few summaries, and went straight to the Huangquan Palace

Yan Buli recuperated in the Naihe Courtyard for two months, and finally stabilized the fetus, Chi Yue took him to the Huangquan Hall against public opinion, and the reason was very sufficient:

"Chinese New Year's Eve welcomes the family reunion, and it is auspicious to live in the main room. And you see his teeth and claws, setting up the house in the town, sticking to the door to ward off evil spirits. ”

Everyone suddenly realized, and the elders also nodded one after another, and even Huang Banshan felt that it made sense.

In the bedroom, Yan Buli was lying in the silver-gray short curtain of the stepping bed, with an expression of "Lao Tzu heard", and hummed: "The sect master should write a letter of resignation, I would rather go back to live in a dilapidated house." ”

Chi Yue smiled: "This sect is to put you under your nose to rest assured, lest you make trouble for me." ”

"Under your nose? You're a sieve, and you're full of eyes. Yan Buli also smiled, grinding his teeth and said, "This is all a pillar of incense, are you tired?" ”

"Sort of."

"Can you get up from Lao Tzu?"

Chi Yue got out of bed dissatisfied.

Lin Zhengxuan said that she could not have sex after three months of pregnancy, and in terms of the condition of this child, it is best to wait until the child is born and the confinement is completed.

After the sect master pinched his left hand and pinched his right hand, it would take more than half a year to count, and he felt that this had been too long. He stroked his chin and turned his head, and began to look up and down at one of the ones lying across the bed

Tsk, the mouth is definitely not good, this thing dares to make him a eunuch in minutes. The hands can't do it, and those sharp claws hurt their backs just by looking at them. As for the back

Yan Buli was stared at by those hungry and thirsty wolf-like eyes, and his cold hair stood up, and he shrank into the bed while holding his stomach.

After this period of careful recuperation, he has gained a lot of weight than before, his originally sharp and thin face has become rounded, and his belly has begun to show his arms. As long as that cheap mouth doesn't speak, she looks like a plump beauty at a glance.

Forget it, let's wait for the little bastard who delayed things to come out Chi Yue leaned over his waist, put her ear on the other party's slightly bulging lower abdomen, closed her eyes and listened attentively.

In fact, in the early stages of pregnancy, he couldn't hear the fetal movement, but Yan Buli could only stiffen his whole body and let him hold it. Don't dare to say a word, don't dare to let go of a fart.

Since these days, Chi Yue has often gone to Nahe Courtyard to sleep with him, although he no longer emphasized that he was regarded as Jiang Mochou, Yan Buli was still confused in his heart, and he never gave the other party any response in a hug or kiss.

It's just that there is an occasional moment when I will feel that the other party is actually hugging me, not Jiang Mochou

"Huh?" Chi Yue raised her head in surprise, "The child seems to have really called." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm hungry."

“”

A pregnant woman has a good appetite now, and she has to eat a meal almost every two hours, and those who don't know think he is pregnant with a glutton. Chi Yue stood up helplessly, rolled up her sleeves and asked, "What to eat?" ”

"Eight Treasure Meat Balls, Hibiscus Bird's Nest, Wenzheng Bamboo Shoots, Yuling Eel Noodles, White Cloud Chips, Jade Belt Cake, Corn Duck Taro Soup, Red Bean Almond Cheese"

Chi Yue turned around and left.

"Hey, I'm not done yet!"

Chi Yue stopped in front of the door: "Benzong asked casually, are you still serious?" ”

Yan Buli raised his eyebrows, touched his stomach and said, "This is what your son wants to eat." ”

"Then you sue sù that gluttonous cub, his father went to give him a stew pot of coptis soup, pure natural, no sugar"

“”

Chi Yue just walked on the front foot, and the middle and last of the back feet even begged to see him, and Yan Buli chose to talk in the main hall of the Huangquan Hall in order to avoid suspicion. He was dressed in a peacock woven gold luan suit, wearing a crown of emerald velvet flowers, and sat on a high jade seat with a golden sword, and his momentum was alive and well as a town house beast.

As soon as he heard the intention of the two, he smiled: "Am I idle?" How boring does it have to be to set such cliché rules? ”

Hu Chedan and Haihai Fei glanced at each other, feeling that they couldn't answer this. After all, no one has ever seen himself scolding himself, and he scolds so mercilessly.

Yan Buli casually took out a year-end summary and glanced at it, but he somewhat understood Jiang Mochou's intentions. The situation of people indiscriminately killing innocents in the Ghost Sect is too strict, and it is really difficult to rectify it without statistics.

"Lovelorn murder, drunken slaughter of the village, riding a horse is the favorite to close your eyes and run wildly" Yan Buli shook the paper in his hand, "What would I do with this kind of mental illness before?" ”

"Disposition?" Hu Chedan raised his head, his face showing a different color, "You usually reward this kind of killer." ”

"Do you want to appreciate the three-foot white silk?"

"You once taught us and others: the fighting must be casual, and the killing must be willful, so that the pride of the rivers and lakes and the spirit of the devil are the bones. What you want is to shock the martial arts, so that the world will tremble when they hear the three words of the Ghost Sect. ”

Yan Buli was stunned when he heard it. Is this Jiang Mochou sure that he is not hacking his own division? Or is it that in the eyes of this female madman, no one's life is important except for Chi Yue, even her own?

"Ask me a question, I used to," he said, gesturing to his head, "is there a disease here?" ”

The two of them immediately closed their mouths and hung their heads, muttering in their hearts: We think you are also sick there now

Yan Buli pondered and said: "This year-end summary, I think it is still necessary." It's just that the requirements are too complicated, and the number of words will be halved in the future, and there is no need to talk nonsense about the key points in a brief description. Like this, you can pull out a knife and rewrite a thousand words of water, like these two plagiarism each other and even the same name will be deducted from the year-end bonus, and this person has more typos than the correct writing, don't force it"

After talking for a while, he took a sip of tea and continued: "Since the rules are set by me, the reward and punishment standards are also changed by me. In the future, our sect will take the route of precise destruction of the enemy, avoid wasting manpower and material resources, strive to improve work efficiency, and deduct Guangyue money for those who are accidentally killed and injured. ”

"But madam, if a disciple is bullied outside the door, such as this one who is slighted, you can't swallow your anger, right?"

"Haven't you heard of treating others the way they do? If you get touched, won't you touch it back! ”

Hu Chedan and Hai Fei looked at each other: "Why does this sound a bit like the way of a hooligan?" It doesn't quite fit the style of my magic gate."

Yan Buli's face flushed, and he waved his hand: "It's so decided, anyway, let me know that there is indiscriminate killing of innocents in the future, and let the sect master deduct the wages of the two of you." "I remember that Chi Yue said that how much deduction is counted as his private money, hehehehe, how to play is what he earns.

The two of them immediately stood upright, bowed their heads solemnly and said, "Subordinate Lady Order!" ”

Soon after, the people in the rivers and lakes found that a group of bloody and vicious demons had disappeared.

After a while, they found a group of obscene and rogue hooligans on the line

It was already night when the middle venerable and the last zun were sent away, Yan Buli felt that the martial arts were not only harmed, but he returned to the bedroom with his stomach in a comfortable mood, but he was covered by someone as soon as he entered the door.

Damn, is there any end to it? The two assassins last time haven't been caught, and now there is another one, and the salaries of the secret guards of the Huangquan Palace have all been deducted! Buckle light!

The other party has a calm breath and deep internal strength. The palm covering his face has a rough callus, and he should be a master of the blade. The room was dim, Yan Buli didn't dare to struggle, but was obediently dragged to the inner room by the people behind him.

Damn, you won't rob the color, right?! Just as he was about to struggle, the man had already let go of him.

"The subordinates took the liberty of disturbing and frightened the lady."

Yan Buli felt familiar when he heard this voice, but he couldn't remember where he heard it for a while. was thinking hard, but the other party's next sentence made him cold from head to toe.

"Or, should I call you Yan Shaoxia?"

"Who are you?" Except for Chi Yue, how could anyone in the Ghost Sect know his identity?!

The man withdrew a few steps and walked around to the table, lighting the glass silver lamp. In the candlelight, Yan Buli saw a man wearing a night robe and a black mask on his face.

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly remembered who this person was.