Chapter 4 Uncle Fat's Past
I gave him a blank look and said disdainfully: "Cut, it makes you seem to know more about women." ”
He was ashamed to say, "Of course, I'll tell you!" Your ninth brother has been with more women than you've ever seen. ”
I stifled a smile and said, "Do you have that problem?" ”
He didn't understand at first, "What bother." ”
"That's the kind of disease." As I spoke, I buried myself in the arms of the cold wood, and I almost burst out laughing.
"Lao Tzu's security measures ......." He suddenly pointed to the box over there, "See! ”
"See what?" I asked.
"It's all sets!"
"Poof......." I guessed, "I think when you met Uncle Fat, you were definitely not less than twenty years old." ”
"How do you know?" He asked in surprise.
I nodded, "Because I don't think Fat Uncle can bring out someone of your character." ”
He said, "Almost, when I was with the fat man, I was twenty-five years old. ”
I asked, "Huh? So big? You were also upside down before. ”
Uncle Fat said: "At that time, he was working under Wang Cripple, because he was unreliable, timid and afraid, and finally was thrown in the tomb and broken, I took him out by the way." ”
I looked like this, "No wonder." ”
He said indignantly: "What's the matter, Lao Tzu's strengths are not here!" One day you will see the power of Lao Tzu! ”
I made a stop gesture to him, glanced at each other, and shifted my gaze to the fat uncle, "That fat uncle." Isn't it time for you to say what impressed you the most? ”
Uncle Fat knew I was going to dig something else out of his mouth, "What impressed me the most here...... It's your dad! Yes, it's your dad! That old rigidity kept the rules of the clan and pressed me for twenty years, and finally I finally made up my mind to go out! It was the clearest decision I ever made, and I still don't forget it. ”
"That's not what we're going to hear, right?" Saying that, I threw an eyebrow at Lu Laojiu.
He immediately realized, "Yes, yes, fatty, we are more interested in your first love than this." yes, Weiwei. ”
"Uh-huh."
Then. The fat uncle looked at his watch, "What the hell is it!" Hurry up and go to bed! ”
said that he was going to use his identity as a big brother to suppress us, and seeing that we couldn't hear anything, "Fat uncle." You're cheating. ”
"You're a big-headed ghost! Go to bed! ”
Let's be honest. I was with my mom when I was younger. None of her stories are particularly curious, perhaps because she misses her too much, every time she is mentioned. But I like to hear anything by her name.
So I said to Leng Mu: "Look, fat uncle is cheating, I believe you." ”
As soon as the words fell, several people held down the fat uncle together, only to hear him keep waving his hand, "I said!" I say! My dear mother! A little carelessness is a catastrophe! ”
"That'...... We listen. I sat down and said.
"Sounds like that, huh?" Then the fat uncle said this sentence quickly in a few seconds, "The most impressive thing I have here is that I chased the same girl with your father, and then I didn't catch it, so I left." ”
I stared at the fat uncle for a long time before I reacted, everyone saw the funny appearance of the fat uncle, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and finally the fat uncle turned around and said: "If you want to laugh, laugh, after this second, who dares to squeak again, Lao Tzu immediately kicked him out to feed the zongzi!" ”
As soon as the words fell, we instantly laughed: "Hahahahaha! ”
I saw the fat uncle waving his hand and wiping the sweat on his forehead, "Can you sleep?" ”
"Yes, yes." I nodded hurriedly, and did not forget to urge the cold wood, and finally at the speed of the wind, everyone lay down in their places, closed their eyes and rested.
In view of the curiosity of going out after we had just been in close contact just now, my hand kept rubbing on him in the dark, and suddenly one hand was held tightly by him, so I finally stopped moving, and as a result, within three minutes, I kissed him on the face again, and he didn't react, just held my hand and put it aside.
Seeing that he was indifferent, I nodded on his lips again, but the man closed his eyes and still did not respond.
Finally I bit him on the face, and finally he pressed him down, I looked up and kissed him, he was still responding to me at first, and later, I didn't dare to respond to him, the two looked at each other for a long time, I lay on him again, the panting sound became louder and louder, he kissed me directly on the mouth, to slow down the heavy panting.
I heard him say in my ear, "Don't breathe. ”
At first I thought it was poisonous, so I held my breath, and then he didn't know what smoke was sprinkled in the tent, and I was about to ask, but he covered my nose, and finally carried me out, "You...... What was that? ”
"Do you want them to know?" Saying that, he took me over, it was difficult to control his feelings, he lowered his head and kissed him unwillingly, because the fat uncle was in a state of confusion, we didn't go far, and after a while, his clothes were ripped off by him, I took a few steps back, pretending to be vicissitudes...... It's not funny at all. ”
He looked at me funny, seeing the meaningful smile, I regretted it as soon as the words fell, we didn't know who couldn't help but laugh, and my heart was empty for a while, "I'll just talk about it, talk about it, don't take it seriously." ”
After such a lingering, just after getting dressed, a dark shadow suddenly flashed in the forest, and he covered my clothes, "You stay here to protect them." ”
"Be careful." I say.
In a moment he had disappeared into the depths of the old woods, and when I returned to the tent, a large number of insects had come from outside, and when I sat down on the ground, they quickly scrambled away.
At the same time, a slender figure was circling outside the tent, and when she made a detour to the exit, I jerked out and confronted her, "Is that you?" ”
Gu Po stared at me and smiled meaningfully, while I didn't pay attention, she stretched out her palm, and a large cloud of smoke blew with the wind, I hurriedly covered my nose, and scolded in my heart: Despicable!
kicked at her, anyway, she occupied someone else's body, and I didn't bully the old lady, besides, she was an old lady, and she was much more powerful than the old lady.
The sudden change in my attack power, she obviously expected it, but she didn't expect it to be so powerful, and directly kicked her two meters away, but I also knew in my heart that her heart and eyes were much more than mine, and she couldn't leave the tent too far yet, I had to stay to protect them.
Tasting the taste, she had to flee the area quickly, not knowing that there was a waiting for us in that corner, and when I returned to the tent, I heard their snoring, and for now they were just asleep, and it seemed that the fog of cold wood had lifted. (To be continued.) )