The size of the antbeast is not big on the planet MH9980, and a worker ant is only an inch long in the sky, but its crawling speed is very fast, especially the ability to track the smell is against the sky. As long as you have a little bit of insect eggs on your body, even if you take a bath ten times, they can still be found, and the black pressure is a large group, and it makes people's scalp tingle when they look at it.

It's also strange that An Youshu is ruthless, and he directly blew up the eggs and drenched the juice of the nine superstars, and the taste was enough to keep for several months. When he walked back with the more than ten pounds of ant king beast in his arms, the superstars were still staging a life-and-death crisis in the jungle, climbing trees and escaping, and there was no other way than to fly into the sky and enter the water. Fortunately, a lake appeared in front of them, and everyone jumped in one after another, but it alarmed the dragon-necked beasts, piranhas, and water recklessness hidden under the water.

"So ferocious! Is this something An Youshu can do? I suspect I'm dazzled. The plot development is completely different from what was imagined, and the audience was directly dumbfounded. They also thought that An Youshu would become a rat that everyone shouted at, lost the fruits of victory under the joint attack of the nine superstars, and finally cried like a girl. But now, it is their idol who cries like a girl, and even the kung fu superstar Carrot can't hold back the tough guy persona, and asks for help from the officer not far away.

"Help! We have made a pact with the First Legion before we come, and you must guarantee our lives. ”

"Get us up! Ah, something is biting my ass! ”

"Woo woo, I'm going home, it's horrible here!"

The glamorous superstars are half-crouched in the water, with wild beasts eyeing them behind them and dense worker ants in front of them, to the point of desperation. In front of the camera, the officers naturally did not show their contempt and disdain in their hearts, and after watching a good show for a long time, they took out insect repellent to drive the worker ants away. When the wolf returned to the camp in disgrace, Youshu was cutting open the ant-king beast's big belly and pouring a kind of grass juice on the eggs. General Ji squatted beside him and watched with interest.

"How did you cut open its belly? Worker ants will come to camp, you idiot! Fang Xiaoting roared hysterically.

"The smell of this grass juice dissolves pheromones and converts them into a unique umami flavor. That's how Begonia's freshly brewed antking beast is cooked, don't you know? Youshu blinked and looked back with a pair of sparkling eyes.

The superstars were skeptical, and after waiting for a long time to see the worker ant colony coming, they sat down on the ground exhausted. They lost too badly in this game, presumably the picture has been seen by the people of the whole star network, and they feel ashamed and embarrassed for a while, and they are indignant and angry for a while.

"I remember that General Ji had promulgated the rules of the game and was not allowed to carry any high-tech products or tools. An Youshu, did you spray insect repellent to enter the ant colony? Carrot questioned sharply.

"I just smeared the juice of the purple grass. This plant is found all over the planet 9980. Youshu twisted a worm egg and stuffed it into the master's mouth, and he licked his fingertips extremely ambiguously, and the roots of his ears couldn't help but turn red.

The superstars became more and more jealous and aggressive, "How do you know that this grass can drive away antbeasts, is there someone who is helping you cheat?" "He pointed the finger at the general.

"Before I came, the program team sent each of us a copy of "9980 Panorama", which has relevant records, don't you all read it? I don't study, but blame others for being too diligent, what kind of mentality is this? "Youshu simply can't understand the brain circuits of this group of mortals.

Everyone's cheeks were red, and they hurriedly found "9980 Panorama" and looked at it. In the interstellar era, where e-books are prevalent, paper books have completely withdrawn from the stage of history, and they are not of much use except for decoration or collection. This 1,000-page large folio is a souvenir given to the superstars by the program team, and no one has the leisure to look through it after getting it in their hands, but there is a mess at this time.

Shu kindly mentioned," Chapter 2, page 597, third paragraph. ”

Everyone flipped through the pages, and sure enough, they found the relevant text records and pictures, and they immediately languished to the ground. They lost this game unjustly, and what was even more embarrassing was that they refused to admit it when they lost, ruining the open-minded image that they had built up with great difficulty in the past. They originally wanted to ask An Youshu why he blew up the eggs on himself, but at this time, he couldn't open his mouth anyway. One person defeats nine people, that's his ability, and he can't even keep his lining if he fights for it.

The audience also felt that this paragraph was quite embarrassing, their idol was chased by ant beasts and screamed, but An Youshu was graceful and flirtatious, comparing the two, I really don't know who is the waste.

The eggs tasted like insects, and Youshu took off the pot on the slight fire, brought it into the tree house, and sat opposite the master with a spoon, with a silly smile on his face.

"Eat it while it's hot." He tugged at the sleeve of his master's coat, and as if he thought of something, he took out a fiery red heart-shaped stone from his pocket and handed it over, "This is what I stumbled upon on the road, and I will give it to you as a souvenir." Originally, I wanted to take out my heart, but suddenly I thought: If I have no heart, what should I do to love you? So I had to find a replacement, but my people will always be there for you. Do you like it? After saying that, he blinked extremely nervously. This love sentence was read by him from the star network, I heard that it is very flirtatious, but I don't know if it works well in reality.

Oh, God! The King is too up-to-date to learn this routine. Seeing this scene from the live broadcast, Fan Zhao and others laughed breathlessly. If another person says these words, they will only think that the other party is flamboyant and hypocritical. But the king is different, he is an ancient man who doesn't understand anything, so he is absorbing the qi qi around him with an extremely serious and cautious attitude. Although the words are old-fashioned and exaggerated, they also represent his sincerity.

Ji Changye obviously understood what kind of magical person he was facing, took the stone and put it in the pocket close to his left chest, and said in a dumb voice, "I like it very much." Then he took off the military badge pinned to his collar and put it on for the young man, "This is my gift to you." So, we're in a formal romantic relationship now, right? ”

"Yes." Youshu nodded happily, scooped a spoonful of insect eggs and fed them into the master's mouth.

Ji Changye also smiled and fed him a spoonful as well. The two exchanged love tokens in front of the all-star network, and you and I were so sweet that the audience was abused to cry wolf. They resolutely disagree with the combination of the imperial god of war and such a waste, and resolutely refuse to recognize An Youshu's identity as the "general's wife", and when they return to the capital star, they will definitely beat their scheming bitches so that they can't take care of themselves!

Finally got the master in his hands, Youshu was even more slack on the recording of the show, usually always around the master in a hurry, or digging elixirs, catching insects, and not communicating with the other nine superstars at all, but once the task reward involves the master, such as having dinner with him, sharing a mecha, and sleeping in a room, it will become very desperate, whether it is catching birds in the sky or fishing in the sea, he can always come out on top. Over time, everyone began to realize that An Youshu may not be as weak as they seem, otherwise he would not win every time. This eighty percent is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.

The audience's eyes were bright, and they also left messages saying that An Youshu had hidden his strength. But their imagination is limited after all, and they think that An Youshu may be on par with Carrot, but they never imagine that he will become a figure who turns his hands into clouds and hands into rain in the interstellar world.

The three-month adventure is over, Youshu's true love fans have risen a little, but black fans have spread all over the country, and some people even threaten to see him fight once and again until he takes the initiative to roll out of the Pegasus Galaxy. They would never agree to let a scheming and useless waste dominate General Ji.

On the return flight, Ruth sneered while flipping through the news website, "Someone should be careful, this time you must go to a remote place, so as not to be crippled." ”

Fang Xiaoting said, "You can't speak too much, what does it mean to be crippled, if you don't fight, you will be crippled!" ”

"Hahahaha, if you don't fight, you'll be crippled, it's so funny." Jessica covered her mouth and smiled as she fell back into the recliner, glancing at the stateroom from time to time out of the corner of her eye. On this trip, he didn't even touch the sleeve of the general's coat, and all the rewards related to the general were occupied by An Youshu, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth with hatred.

Carrot and Zhao Tao didn't say a word, but there was a faint look of contempt between their eyebrows. They didn't have any idea about General Ji, they just felt very disappointed. It turns out that General Ji's aesthetic level is just like that, he only looks at one face, and he doesn't care about anything else. An Youshu may have some talent, but compared with ordinary people, if it weren't for the strict prohibition of the program team to use his abilities, he wouldn't have taken advantage of him every time. It's ridiculous that he also put on a "world-first" style, except for the general, who doesn't take anyone else seriously at all.

With this negative EQ and IQ that has just reached the passing line, sooner or later one day he will kill himself, and others just need to wait to watch the show. Thinking of this, the two actors shook their heads secretly, their expressions were a little gloating.

In the special seat, Youshu didn't worry about her safety at all, and asked over and over again, "You said you want to take me to register your marriage?" Can we get married? The kind that pulls the marriage certificate? ”

"Absolutely. You even gave me your heart, do you still want to take it back? Ji Changye took out the heart-shaped stone and shook it.

Youshu barked happily, threw the master down in the chaise longue and kissed and licked, and arched straight into his arms like a puppy. Ji Changye hurriedly put the stone in his pocket, and then clasped the living treasure to death, and kissed him warmly. As soon as the two got off the spaceship, they went straight to the Civil Affairs Department, trying to confirm the relationship.

The staff waved his hand helplessly, "Sorry General, your authority has been locked and you can't go through the marriage formalities, please come back after unlocking." The words glanced at Youshu vaguely, and his eyes were full of mockery and contempt. Even if you hook up with the general, Marshal Ji is not dead, and it is not your turn to enter the Ji mansion.

Ji Changye's face was gloomy like water, and he didn't have to think about it to know who was obstructing it. After so many years, the old man still didn't see it, always trying to control this, left and right, and treated everyone as a chess piece in his hand. My father died on the front line because of him, my aunt died depressed because of him, and now it's my turn......

"It's okay, let's go home first, and come back tomorrow." Seeing that the young man had changed from joy to disappointment, he hurriedly took the man into his arms and patted him, and finally kissed him on the corner of the mouth with great indulgence.

Youshu nodded obediently, but in her heart she was thinking about who could restrict the freedom of her master. As soon as the two left the Civil Affairs Department on the front foot, the staff broke the news on the Internet, "Recently, a very popular came to our Civil Affairs Department to go through the marriage procedures, but I didn't expect that the authority of a certain adult was locked by the elders in the family and could not do so." The is now following the adults back and questioning the elders, and guess how he died? ”

As soon as this post appeared, it became popular all over the star network, and everyone guessed who the "bitche" and "adult" were compared against after a little thought. Because the comment area was too lively, some people set up a gambling game to let everyone predict the fate of the, and the number of gambling participants increased rapidly from 10 million to 10 billion, but no one was optimistic about this relationship, and they were all betting on when they would break up. Some pressed for a day, some for a week, and some for a month, but the longest was only 90 days, which shows how high the opposition of the people is, and it is even more worrying than the crown prince's choice of concubines.

When Ji Changye returned to the old house of the Ji family with Youshu and Fan Zhao, the important people of the Yan branch had already gathered together, and the old man Ji was accompanied by a woman with a beautiful appearance and elegant temperament, who was pointing at Zhi Nao and talking, with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"The eyes of the masses are bright, no one is optimistic about this relationship, I don't know what he is insisting on. His temper is too strong. Old Man Ji shook his head and sighed.

The woman, that is, Lu Mingzhu, the third princess of the empire, persuaded softly, "Don't be angry. The longer the night is also confused, the more you obstruct him, the more he will come against you, you have to communicate with him well. ”

Old Man Ji shook his head slowly, looking tired, and even ignored his grandson when he came close to say hello. Ji Changye shouted twice and gave up, placed the curious King on the sofa, and ordered his servants to pour tea. Fan Zhao was sitting precariously with his military hat in his hand, and he caught a glimpse of the king who was looking left and right, and suddenly calmed down.

"Grandfather, please unleash my permissions." Ji Changye got straight to the point.

Old Man Ji didn't talk, but Ji Changye's mother pulled Youshu to cry, "Xiao An, don't you mind calling you that, right?" Chang Ye is the only SSS-level special person in the Ji family, he is our future, and the future of the empire and mankind, so his genes must be continued. I'm not asking you to leave him, if you want, I'll buy you a house, it's very close to here, you can come over at any time, and Mingzhu will get along with you......"

Ji Changye's eyes became colder and colder, and he was about to speak when he heard his grandfather angrily scolding, "Don't talk nonsense!" Who is he? Why let Mingzhu endure it, Mingzhu is the princess of the empire, how old is he? An Youshu, I sue you, if you don't leave the long night, our Ji family can't guarantee the safety of your life. This is a ticket to Jiyaxing, if you are interested, go now, I can also compensate you with a billion credits, if you give a shame, I can make you disappear forever. ”

"Grandfather, are you me off?" Ji Changye opened his mouth word by word, and the coercion that belonged to the special people spread in the air, overwhelming the elders, peers, and juniors.

"You're me off too! Long night, although you are strong, you are not omnipotent, and you can't protect a waste. How did your dad educate you as a child? Don't add weakness to yourself, it will kill you. And if you insist on being with him, it will not be easy for others to deal with you, but it will be easy to pinch him to death. If you really think about him, send him away as soon as possible, don't make trouble until the end can only collect his body. Oh no, maybe you won't even be able to find the body. ”

Youshu was still in a state of confusion, Fan Zhao laughed "poof", and covered his mouth under the staring of Old Man Ji. How easy is it to pinch the King? Sorry, this sentence was really the most ridiculous joke he had ever heard in his life.

Ji Changye's dark eyes gradually turned dark red, and when the "Emperor God" almost appeared under his furious spiritual fluctuations, Youshu hesitated to speak, "If my understanding is not wrong, are you disliking me?" ”

Old Man Ji sneered and was silent, and Mother Ji patted the back of the young man's hand kindly.

Youshu pointed to Lu Mingzhu and continued, "She is the housewife of the Ji family you selected?" You chose her, but you looked down on me? ”

It turns out that the ghost doctor also has times when he is looked down upon, and this recognition deeply hurts the pride and self-esteem of the second middle school boy. He lowered his head and fiddled with his brain, and put all the performance fees he had just earned on the option of "breaking up within two hours", and said happily, "Okay, I agree to break up." In the future, if you don't come to the door and kneel and beg, I will never step into the Ji family, and the Ji family will not want to get any benefits from me. Farewell. ”

Ji Changye couldn't believe his ears, if he hadn't seen the young man's eyes secretly cast, he was afraid that he would have gone crazy on the spot. He hurried to catch up, full of fear and hesitation, and kept explaining in a low voice, "Youshu, listen to me, I will be able to solve the problem of authority soon, although my grandfather is the marshal of the First Army, he has no ability to stop me." We stayed outside after we got married......"

"You once ignored my love, and in the future I will make you unattainable." There is Shu Youyou interrupting the master's anxious words.

"What are you talking about?" Ji Changye's face turned pale.

"You wait for me here obediently, sooner or later the Ji family will kneel and beg me to marry you! Then I will give you the most beautiful wedding and make the whole empire jealous of your good fortune. ”

"Marry, marry me?" Ji Chang was messy in the night wind, and he felt that his brain circuit was not on the same line as the king. When he dared to ignore the king, he wanted to dig a hole in his heart to put him in place.

"General, this is, this is the line between the male and female supporting characters in "The First Emperor of the Ages". Fan Zhao, who followed later, was almost stunned by laughter. From this point of view, the king has really never been a sister, nor has he ever flirted with a man, all the methods are learned from the Internet or TV series, it's really cute! No, my stomach hurts, and I laugh too hard and strain my muscles.

Ji Changye suddenly realized, some wanted to laugh and hurriedly pressed, and the hesitation and fear in his heart were swept away. He was about to speak, but his jaw was pinched by the King, and then a strong and passionate kiss followed. The two hugged each other and were inseparable, which made everyone in the Ji family angry.

Old Man Ji called back his daughter-in-law who stepped forward to stop him, "Forget it, let them say goodbye." Didn't An Youshu say that he wanted to break up and ask the Ji family to kneel and beg him? I want to see who kneels in the future. ”

Lu Mingzhu hugged Ji's mother and smiled, "Others gave him a nickname called 'The Thickest Skin', and today I finally saw it." ”

Ji Mu shook her head and sighed, "I don't know what kind of mystery he gave the long night. Soul. Medicine, so many shortcomings on the body, how can it seem like it can't be seen? How high the vision of this kid used to be in the long night! ”

Hearing the self-righteous words of the Ji family, Fan Zhaogang's smile came up again, and he hurriedly covered his mouth so as not to offend people.

Ji Changye couldn't wait to swallow the king in one bite, but he also knew that the occasion was wrong, so he reluctantly parted from him, and told him in a dumb voice, "Watch less online dramas in the future, the lines are too bloody." Let them beg you on their knees, what are you going to do? ”

"I heard that the Song family of the trickster doctor was once above the five major families, and it is a hidden giant family that has really been passed down for thousands of years?" Youshu said indifferently, "I'm going to rebuild the Song family." ”

"Are you going to rebuild the Song family?" After a moment of stunnedness, Ji Changye chuckled, rubbing the young man's red and swollen lips with love, "Okay, I'm waiting for you to rebuild the Song family, waiting for you to climb on the head of the Ji family." This is the boy he loves with all his heart, strong, wise, proud, no one can make him submit, let alone knock him down. When encountering difficulties, he never thought of retreating, but facing head-on. Gao Pan is indeed Gao Pan, but it is not the young Gao Pan Ji family, but the Ji family Gao Pan boy.

Sooner or later, the world will know who is the truly stupid, useless, and lowly side.

"General, I love you, you have to wait for me." Youshu raised her hands and gestured a heart shape, and then left in three steps and one turn.

"Post the news of my breakup with the General on the official website of the First Army. I pressed 500,000 credits and bet that we would break up within two hours of returning to Ji's old house. After getting on Fan Zhao's hovercar, Youshu's soft expression instantly changed to Yan Sù.

Fan Zhao was almost frightened by the king's understatement and had a heart attack, but he didn't dare to disobey, adjusted the hovercar to the automatic state, released the news, and explained the reason to the general. Putting aside how Ji Changye's face darkened for the time being, Youshu began to think about how to use the two million credits he had just earned to rebuild the Song family, which had disappeared for nearly a hundred years. He has a lot of pills in his hands, so he doesn't have to worry about no one to support him, but he has to find a better way to publicize it, so that he can become famous in one fell swoop.

Of course, the ghost doctor had long been familiar with the various methods of making a name for himself, and after only thinking about it for half a minute, he said seriously, "Fan Zhao, go back and tell your general, I want to summon the Lin family into the Song family, and there will be nothing to do with their old Ji family in the future." ”

These words seem to be the lines in "The First Emperor of the Ages", which made Fan Zhao hold back his laughter and feel uncomfortable, and hurriedly covered it up with a cough, "Ahem, didn't Lin Dehai's kid become your descendant a long time ago?" You can rest assured, the general will not think too much. ”

Youshu clicked on the broadcast website of "The First Emperor of the Ages", and almost missed the finale in March, but now he has to make up for it all, while typing out "Ahhh ”

Fan Zhao respectfully agreed, and suddenly remembered an unfathomable old saying, which is most suitable for the king - the golden scales are not things in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter storms. The so-called Imperial Academy, the entertainment industry, and even the Ji family are nothing in the eyes of the king. He was able to build a giant clan on his own, and this was not a hygienic mania, but a future that was about to be realized.