Chapter 139: Ma Wencai under the bed
When Qin Qing returned to school, there was still half an hour before class, Liu Yinong wanted to invite her to eat, but she wanted to come back to class in a hurry but refused, so she rushed through the cafeteria before class to buy two sandwiches and a carton of milk and rushed into the classroom to solve lunch.
"You didn't eat." Si Yuhan came in and saw her and said, "Why don't you call me and ask me to bring you some?" ”
"That's it." Qin Qing swallowed a sandwich to quench his hunger, and the remaining one could be tasted slowly.
"How?" Si Yuhan asked curiously, she had never seen a person possessed by an animal, but there were weasels and foxes in the book "Xujiatun Folk Customs Preliminary Examination".
Qin Qing couldn't help laughing, and whispered to her, "It was the kid of that family who pretended to be it." ”
"Pretended?" Si Yuhan said, "This kid is too bad, isn't it?" ”
The teacher came in, Qin Qing hurriedly put away the unfinished food and listened attentively to the class, at this time her mobile phone rang three times, picked it up and took a look, it turned out to be Ke Fei, Sun Mingming and Fang Yu, all asking her if she had come back. She went back and said: I have returned to school, during class, and we will talk after class.
After the first class, Qin Qing sorted out the remaining half of the sandwich, went out to rinse his mouth and wash his hands, and then called Fang Yu back to report on this morning's incident. The main reason is that Brother Liu is too typical, and this kind of spoiled child really makes parents love and hate. And looking at Liu Yinong's appearance, it doesn't look like he will teach Brother Liu a harsh lesson.
"When he saw that his brother was fine, he was relieved and not angry at all." Qin Qing said.
"He's a good guy, then." Fang Yu smiled and said, "It's better than scolding a child when something happens." ”
"yes." So she has also changed her opinion of Liu Yinong, now that she thinks about it, maybe Ma Wencai also has advantages? On the issue of girlfriends, there may be other flashes of humanity?
After Liu Yinong sent Qin Qing away, he first went to the restaurant to pack the food and took it back to eat with his younger brother. In order to punish his younger brother, he sat on the table and ate, and Liu Yifan and the dog had to sit on the ground and eat.
"Don't you want to be a dog? You're going to eat like this for the whole week! Liu Yinong said with a sneer.
So the beautiful floor of the living room was full of take-out lunch boxes, and the Afghan dog was lying not far away, humming softly, staring at the roast lamb ribs in Brother Liu's hand.
Brother Liu bowed his head and ate obediently.
Liu Yinong waited for him to finish eating, let him and the dog get in the car, and drove one person and one dog to the pet summer camp. The whole summer camp is full of all kinds of pets sent by the owners to participate in the activities, dogs, cats, parrots, lizards and pythons, and palm-sized plush South American spiders.
Brother Liu was so dizzy that he forgot to walk. However, when the Afghan dog saw so many dogs, he turned around in place a few times, and finally couldn't help but pounce on his dog sister, causing Liu Yinong to stumble.
Pet summer camp can be participated by the owner, which is originally a theme of harmonious and happy life between pets and people, so it is not surprising that there are more people than pets in the summer camp.
Liu Yinong dragged Brother Liu and the dog to report, and told Brother Liu: "Don't lose our dog!" Don't throw your people away! Wait for me to pick you up! ”
So if you like dogs and small animals, it's heaven here, right? Liu Yinong saw that his younger brother was already overjoyed, so he left with confidence.
At this time, it was almost four o'clock, and he brought the sick meal for visiting the patient: health porridge, and went to visit Ma Wencai, who had committed suicide by falling out of love.
Brother Wencai was lying on the bed in a daze. Liu Yinong was sent up by the property brother, and saw that the house had been cleaned by the cleaner, and he sprayed perfume and put flowers.
"I heard that your house was flooded last night?" Liu Yinong made a joke and put the porridge on the table: "The one I brought you, the porridge with pig's feet is very good for the body, come and go?" ”
Saying that, he didn't recognize life, so he went to get a bowl and put two bowls out, he tasted it first, and said with disgust: "Rice is not good, I won't buy this one in the future." ”
He was talking about learning to sing here, but Marven didn't say a word.
Liu Yinong is still weak in the end, and he has personally experienced that Qin Qing is true, so he said to Ma Wencai more gently: "Say, why did you make a lovelorn suicide?" ”
Marven finally turned his head to look at him and said leisurely: "...... Did you do something sorry for me? ”
It's all buddies, who doesn't know who?
Liu Yinong smiled and didn't admit himself.
Marven sighed, "Forget it, I might die anyway, and now you can come to see me, I don't care." ”
Liu Yinong patted his quilt gently, and said softly: "What's the matter, you have to wait for me to make up for it and then die, otherwise I will have a bad conscience in my life." ”
Marven rolled his eyes and turned away from him.
Liu Yinong abandoned the chair and went to bed, pushed him with his foot and said: "Tell me, tell me, how can you make it so good to commit suicide in love?" Why don't I send you a circle of friends to show off? Make you famous, too! Look at us all become saints! If you lose a love, you commit suicide, by the way, how did you commit suicide? Jump? Drink medicine? Crash? What car did you hit? It's not good without my car. ”
Marven turned around: "I also didn't commit suicide, do you believe it?" ”
Liu Yinong said: "I never believed that you committed suicide by falling out of love!" What the hell is going on! I've been here for so long, and I won't be able to say anything to you after being with you for so long! What about trust between people! ”
Marven was kicked by him and almost fell off the other side of the bed, got up and pushed him down first, and said, "Actually, I don't know!" ”
Liu Yinong rolled out of bed, didn't get up anymore, grabbed his hair and sat cross-legged: "Say, I'm listening here." ”
Marven really doesn't know. All his memories stayed on when he was ready to go to the shower.
The property came to complain that his stereo was too noisy, and he happened to think it was too noisy, so he turned off the stereo. Then seeing that it was almost five o'clock and it was time to go to bed, I decided to take a bath and sleep.
When he was in the bath for too long and boring, he wanted to find someone to talk to, and the person he was looking for was his ex-girlfriend: Bai Zhenzhen.
He wanted to confess his sincerity to Bai Zhenzhen, for example, he really wanted to marry her, he regarded her as his future wife, and by the way, he imagined the future married life of the two, such as holding two children in three years, where to travel on the honeymoon, buying her a custom wedding dress in Paris, and being sure to drag on a long white yarn tail and so on.
As for the mistake, he also admitted it, he is indeed young and fun-loving, but as soon as he gets married, he will definitely break off with those women! He knew very well that those women were all the money who loved him, and only she was the one who loved him.
Liu Yinong listened very dryly, but still asked with a sense of responsibility as a good friend: "And then?" ”
"How do I know?" Ma Wencai said sincerely, "This is what I plan to say to her, but I don't know if I say it or not!" I drank six bottles of wine by myself and took a 45-degree hot bath, and I was already confused! ”
As a result, he was soaking in the bathroom alone and was slandered as "suicide by lovelorn".
Liu Yinong raised a question, "How would the people in the property know that you called Bai Zhenzhen?" You woke up and told them? ”
"I didn't!" Marven frowned and said, "I guess it may be that they took my mobile phone photo and called the last call, and then Bai Zhenzhen told them." ”
"You didn't ask Bai Zhenzhen?" Liu Yinong asked.
"I was blocked by her." Marven said. After waking up, of course, he looked for Bai Zhenzhen and apologized for the gaffes he might have when he was drunk. But the phone doesn't work, the message doesn't reply, it should be dark, right?
"Yes." Liu Yinong said without a hint of prejudice.
Marven nodded, he used to look down on men who drank too much and made trouble with ladies, but he didn't expect to do it himself.
After confirming that the buddy did not commit suicide by falling out of love, Liu Yinong left satisfied, he hadn't relaxed well in the past few months, and called the summer camp, I heard that Brother Liu not only played cross-country racing with a bunch of dogs today, but also swam with a bunch of dogs, Harpy was so shocked that he couldn't hear that this was the little fart child who pretended to be depressed and scared adults before.
Liu Yinong hung up the phone, went straight to the bar street, called friends and companions, and told all the interesting stories about Marven being caught raped, breaking his leg, breaking up in love, almost dying in the bathtub after getting drunk, and being considered a suicide by the property, adding a lot of jokes to their party.
A group of people hahaha took Ma Wencai's matter and drank it, and made a fuss until twelve o'clock, ready to change places and continue drinking, Liu Yinong's mobile phone rang, it was Ma Wencai.
Liu Yi's face was full of wine, and he looked at a bunch of people: "Shhhh I'm sleeping, what's the matter with me? ”
A bunch of buddies are laughing hey, and those who are anxious have already hugged their girls to drive.
On the other end of the phone, Marven didn't speak for a long time.
Liu Yinong fed several times and didn't hear any movement, thinking it was a wrong call, and fed a few more times: "You tease me!" "This kid is so bad!
At this time, there was a flurry of words on the phone saying that it was familiar and familiar, but for a moment I couldn't remember where I heard it.
Liu Yinong's brain was a little sluggish, and he beckoned to another buddy who hadn't left yet, "Listen to what kind of sound this is?" ”
The buddy is worse than him, and he seems to listen carefully for a while and says, "Fart? ”
Liu Yinong: "Groove! Marven isn't so disgusting! ”
But he didn't think so, so he changed to a bartender who didn't drink and came to listen.
The little hostess was very service-minded, took the mobile phone and went to a quiet place in the corridor to listen, and came back to him after listening to it: "Sir, it sounds like the background sound of a snake sticking out its tongue." ”
It's their buddies joking with each other, right?
Liu Yinong took back the phone and said, "This bastard! But he felt that Marven couldn't think of such a genius prank, out of a little sense of responsibility, considering that Marven was now limping and having difficulty escaping, he decided to go to Ma's house first.
Saying goodbye to a group of crooked friends, Liu Yinong drove to Ma's house. The security guard of the property in the community was already familiar with his face, and the security guard opened the door for him while asking: "Is it urgent for Mr. Liu to come to Mr. Ma so late?" ”
The security guards are very responsible, after all, this is not a place to enter. Being able to open the door for Liu Yinong and let him in is already the reason for looking at the "face".
Liu Yinong shook his phone, "Lao Ma called me in the middle of the night, I'm a little worried." ”
In view of Ma Wencai's various criminal records, the security guard escorted Liu Yinong upstairs.
Standing at the door of Ma Wencai's apartment, Liu Yinong called him to open the door, but he didn't answer; Ring the doorbell frantically and don't open it. It's like there's no one in there.
Liu Yinong began to feel uneasy, and said to the security guard: "Open the door!" I'm responsible for what went wrong! ”
The security guards had been prepared for a long time, after all, they had only seen the owner soaking in the bathtub with their own eyes last night. He took out the door card and opened the door, and before Liu Yinong entered, he also asked if he wanted to let the people from the infirmary come over.
Liu Yinong still didn't think that Marven would commit suicide by falling out of love, and said: "No, it's okay if you don't let them prepare." "What if he gets himself drunk in the bathtub again? Again, he really wants to treat Marven as a saint.
It's either a love saint, or a psychopath.
The light in the room sensed that the person was gradually turned on, Liu Yinong advanced into the bedroom, couldn't find anyone, and then explored the bathroom, there was still no one, and when he came out and entered the guest bathroom, there was still no one, and the kitchen was clear at a glance, unless he could hide in the refrigerator.
Liu Yinong really opened the refrigerator door and looked at it.
The security guard had been outside the door, watching him walk around the house and asking, "Mr. Liu, have you found Mr. Ma?" ”
Liu Yinong said: "I can't find it." Where did this grandson go? ”
It is not surprising that the security guard saw him looking for a refrigerator, and there was a high sucker who closed himself in the refrigerator, saying that it was cool inside, and his fingers, toes, ears, and nose were all frostbitten after coming out.
The security guard reminded: "Look at the wardrobe and the bottom of the bed? ”
Liu Yinong said: "What is he hiding under the bed in the closet? "I went into the bedroom again, and I was so easy to hide things here.
Either that, or Marven is not here at all......
If that happens, he's going to call the police. Liu Yinong still hoped that Marven would be here, so he really ran outside and made that strange phone call, maybe he would have to collect the body when he found someone.
He opened all the wardrobes in the locker room first, and did not hide a large living person. Then only the bottom of the bed remains, but the bottom of the bed is so narrow.
Liu Yinong lay on the floor and used his mobile phone to shine under the bed, at first, he didn't recognize it, he thought it was the edge of the carpet, and then he recognized that it was silk pajamas, thinking that Ma Wencai's clothes fell under the bed.
Then the garment moved.
Liu Yinong's scalp is fried! He put his arm under the bed to shine more clearly, and this time he could see the hair in the shadow under the bed and the feet on the other side.
No way...... How did he stuff himself in?
Is that man dead or alive now?
Liu Yi was full of bizarre murders, and called him softly: "Ma Wencai? ”
The man moved.
"Ma Wencai? Can you still speak? Squeak! Liu Yi scolded, "! Are you going to scare people to death? ”
Marven is the back of his head is facing him, and now the head is twisting with difficulty, and Liu Yinong can see his ears.
"Liu Yiyi ......," Marven said with a crying voice.
"Fuck off!" Liu Yinong scolded, this nickname has followed him since he was a child, and he blames his grandfather for giving him this name, especially like a dusty woman!
"You still don't pay lip service!" But it's reassuring.
Liu Yinong was not in a hurry when he lay on the ground, and asked curiously: "What are you doing stuffing yourself under the bed in the middle of the night?" Yoga? ”
Marven was about to cry, "I don't know either...... I can't get out...... You lift the bed up and let me out......"
Liu Yinong was helpless, "Brother, you really know how to play." ”
Marven said with a crying voice: "I didn't play it...... I can't get out......"
Liu Yinong hurriedly coaxed: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll call someone to help you." ”