Chapter Eighty-Eight: You Are a Wild Monkey (1)
When the doctor left, his clothes were all wet, his head was not turned back, and he forgot to close the door, and after hearing the stumbling and stumbling outside, it was the sound of crackling and rolling down the stairs.
Hua Xixue closed the door, and I smashed the soft pillow in my hand: "You have a sick brain!" What to scare him for! ”
He reached out to catch the soft pillow: "How can you see a doctor if you don't scare him?" Besides, the first thing that scared him was your broken waist! ”
"You're just breaking your waist, you're broken from beginning to end!"
He threw the soft pillow back: "If you quarrel again, I'll eat you now!" ”
I laughed, "Okay! I'm covered in guano now, and I've had two fights with smelly, dirty beggars, you bite me, come on! ”
He looked at me with disgust, picked up the prescription on the table and walked out: "Someday clean you up, wait for me!" ”
"Whew!"
As soon as he left, I took off my clothes in a panic, my waist was tightly wrapped in a large mass of gauze, and I had applied medicine, but there was still a faint pain, and the surrounding area was swollen like a string of steamed bun rings, and it turned from a bucket to a water tank.
My heart was beating very fast, and I was caressing the green juice on the sheets, which flowed from my waist, and there was a strange smell, and I couldn't tell whether it was fragrant or smelly. Doctor Fang Cai was so frightened that he turned around and fled, refusing to pay attention to me when he said good things, Hua Xixue couldn't bear it anymore, beat him up, and threatened to kill his whole family, so he obediently came to see a doctor for me.
In fact, not only was the doctor scared, but I was also stupid. After living for so long, for the first time, I knew I actually had green blood on my body. It's really green, thick and sticky, fresh green......
The doctor shouted in a trembling voice that there were youkai. Haha, I'm a youkai? That's nonsense. Youkai live a long life, I have a short life, youkai are proficient in occult arts, and I am an idiot of occult arts. And I'm a natural enemy with them, and I'm a favorite of youkai with my blood. How could I be a youkai?
If I wasn't a youkai, what would I be? Am I still human? But how can people have green blood?
I stared at the green liquor on the sheets in a daze, and countless terrible thoughts came out of nowhere, and I couldn't think about it anymore. I jumped out of bed and grabbed the quilt and tore it apart, the juice sticking to my hands, and the more I looked at it, the more annoying it became. I trampled them under my feet, stomped back and forth, I am human, I am absolutely human, I must be human! It's not blood, it's fake, it's fake!
Suddenly, my feet slipped away, I fell to the ground, my waist hurt, and it was difficult to get up, I simply tore the sheet into pieces, tearing and scolding as I tore, but I didn't know who I was scolding, only shook out all the swear words I had learned in my life like pouring beans.
When I came back, I looked like a madman. The upper body is only wearing a goose yellow close-fitting belly pocket, and the lower body is a skirt full of bird droppings. Fortunately, my long hair reached to my waist, and I hid my naked/exposed back. I looked up at him coldly, and he froze in shock. I said, "Come and help me." ”
He walked up, his half-outstretched hand froze in the air, and then retracted: "Why should I listen to you? ”
I turned my head to the side: "If you don't help, you won't help." As soon as the words fell, two more dexterity were added to my shoulders, and he carefully helped me back to the bed. I was about to say thank you, but remembering what he had made me suffer earlier, I swallowed the words back.
He bought a lot of delicious food, including the roast chicken that I had been thinking about for a day, but I had no appetite and pushed everything aside. He wrapped the chicken leg in oiled paper, sat far away from me, and asked while munching gracefully, "Did you see Uncle Wei on the street?" ”
I turned around: "Uncle Wei? ”
He scoffed, "Isn't it? ”
I looked at him with deep meaning, and looked at him carefully, he was dressed in moonlight clothes, light robes and slow belts, his face was handsome, sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, his eyes were narrow, his eyes were deep and black, rippling with dazzling ripples, and he was charming. It's really beautiful, so no matter how you look at it, it looks like a legendary ......
In fact, thinking about it, it was not easy for him, I suddenly felt some sympathy, and sighed: "You better dispel the idea of him, no matter what, he will not be your person, you can't compete with Xia Yuelou, although you are more beautiful than Yuelou, but ......"
He was stunned: "What did you say?" ”
I said solemnly: "Hua Xixue, Wei Zhen's family was destroyed, he is responsible for passing on the ancestry, not to mention that you are a male demon, even if you are a female banshee, you can't have children, do you know how miserable the half-demon is?" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, a disabled roast chicken with a missing leg suddenly flew towards me, flapped its wings without chicken feathers, and lay on my head excitedly.
I was furious: "What are you doing! ”
His face was gloomy: "Shut up! ”
I smashed the roast chicken back: "It's wrong for me to poke you in the sore spot, and you can't hit me with such a greasy thing!" ”
He ducked to the side and said angrily: "Who sued you, me and Wei Zhen for what!" ”
I muttered, "What a pretend!" Didn't you rely on Wei Zhen to not leave! I didn't even dare to eat it for him, otherwise I would have died in the cave behind the Peony Cliff. Also, you're hiding in Cicheng and eating jealousy, isn't it still for him? You're making me ...... again."
"I'm telling you to shut up!"
He drank violently, and quickly threw a string of things, including a bowl of hot wontons, which immediately drenched my head and face, and the scallion seaweed and shrimp skin wontons slid down and hung down on the corners of my eyes, eyebrows, nose, and chest.
He was stunned: "I, I ......"
I grinned with my scalded teeth, and I was furious, lifted the quilt and ran towards him with the sharp pain on my waist, slapping and hitting him: "Dead monster! Stinky fox! Eight Lambs! You deserve to be gone! ”
He stepped back again and again: "Get out!" You're dirty! Don't touch me! I told you not to touch me! Feed! Your hand! Yes! It's dirty! ”
"Dirty, huh? I'll get you dirty enough! I threw myself on his back and rubbed the wontons and onions on his white clothes.
"It's crazy! Sure enough, the wild girl who grew up on the mountain! My clothes!! ”
He couldn't bear it anymore and pushed me away, and I fell to the ground and burst into tears: "My waist ......"
He glared at me angrily, his phoenix eyes were deep and good-looking, and I looked at him pitifully: "Please help me up, I can't get up." ”
He snorted coldly and stretched out his hand to me, I grabbed his white and slender fingers, and suddenly dragged him down with a sudden force, and with the other hand grabbed the legless roast chicken that fell to the ground, and wiped it all over his handsome face. The greasy and slightly blackened roast chicken came into close contact with him. He whined and wailed, shook off my arm and pounced, "I'll kill you!" ”
I sneered: "Kill! Kill me, see if Wei Zhen still wants you! "You wild monkey!" At this moment, the door was pushed open with a "bang", we all turned around, there were two people standing at the door, a man and a woman, I was stunned, how could it be him?