"It doesn't matter what I eat, what matters is what you want me to eat!" Li Xiaoer put down the cup in his hand, looked at Chen Jing and said with a smile: "Don't think I don't know what you think, it's just that I want me to agree with you to expose that picture, and then interview me, so that your magazine will become a bestseller in an instant!" As for those who make movies and become people like Jet Li, just kidding, how many people in this world work as hard as Jet Li, but have they become Jet Li? Although I don't read much, I understand a truth, other people's success can't be replicated, and I don't want to live a life where others have succeeded, thank you for inviting me to drink this cup of coffee. ”

After speaking, Li Xiaoer was about to stand up and prepare to leave.

"So, you don't agree?" Chen Jing sat on the chair and looked at Li Xiaoer very confidently and said, "I already heard the conversation between you and that little girl when I was in the car, you don't know anyone in the imperial capital, how do you find a job?" How do you want to succeed? ”

Li Xiaoer stopped, immediately sat down, looked at Chen Jing, and looked gloomy but did not speak.

"You're right, our magazine is indeed at a low point now, and your incident can increase the sales of our magazine, but don't forget, this matter is a win-win for us! I can make you a celebrity, and at this stage you can still make money, and our magazine can survive, how about it, think about it! ”

Li Xiaoer looked at Chen Jing's calm face, and already knew in his heart that this Chen Jing must have eaten himself to death, so he smiled slightly, looked at Chen Jing and said with a smile: "Since you already have such a certainty, just tell me no!" That's right, little brother, I don't have any money! Well, you can tell me how much money you can give! ”

"Fifty thousand, is it enough?"

"Fifty thousand!" Li Xiaoer's eyes widened! He had never seen so much money in his life, and he thought that he would be very satisfied if he raised the price to more than 10,000 yuan, but he didn't expect this Chen Jing to be so wealthy!!

"If you're too little, you can get 100,000, but that's the most!" Chen Jing's face was slightly gloomy, she thought that Li Xiaoer was just a stupid boy who had studied kung fu for a few days, but she didn't expect him to be able to bargain like this!

Li Xiaoer also knew it, his surprised look just now made Chen Jing misunderstand that he was too little, and Li Xiaoer also had a hunch that the price could not be increased.

"Yes! What do you want to ask? After Li Xiaoer made up his mind, he cocked Erlang's legs, leaned back, and showed a silky face in front of Chen Jing.

"Let's talk about your name first, hometown or something, we haven't known your name after talking for so long."

"Little brother, my name is Li Xiaoer, my hometown, ......" Li Xiaoer stopped thinking of this, looked at Chen Jing and smiled: "Don't mention it, anyway, I don't have a father or mother, and I don't have a hometown, this place will be my hometown in the future!" ”

"Have you studied kung fu?" Chen Jing didn't care whether Li Xiaoer had parents or not, and asked Li Xiaoer while turning on the recorder.

"Uh...... Learned! Li Xiaoer was sure that no one would believe him if he said the Taixuanbai Sutra, so it was better to say that he had learned kung fu.

"And what kind of kung fu did you learn?"

Li Xiaoer's face was stunned! He has never studied kung fu either, how can he know what kung fu he has learned?

"Uh, this."

"What's wrong?" Chen Jing looked up at Li Xiaoer and didn't want to say anything, so he said to Li Xiaoer: "Mr. Li, if you don't want to say it, you can tell me, don't lie." ”

"Oooh!" Li Xiaoer suddenly realized, and said to Chen Jing: "My master won't let me say it, I'm sorry!" ”

After that, Chen Jing asked a few more irrelevant questions, and Li Xiaoer also answered randomly, he thought that as long as he said it, I am afraid that no one would check his background, because the world is so busy, how can anyone be so idle?

"We'll give you your money after the magazine publishes, no later than next week, here's my contact information, if you have any questions, you can call me."

Chen Jing took out a business card and handed it to Li Xiaoer, Li Xiaoer took the business card, looked at Chen Jing, editor-in-chief of Xinhua Magazine, and her photo on it, and then smiled stupidly: "The photo on this business card is quite good-looking!" ”

Chen Jing ignored Li Xiaoer, and the two of them have since parted ways, anyway, Li Xiaoer has not lost anything, at most he has been recorded by others, thinking about it, he will have 100,000 yuan next week, how happy he is.

"No! There wasn't anything to eat in that broken coffee shop just now! I'm looking for a restaurant to eat! It's really not good, and it's okay to be spicy! Hey, this place is so big, why doesn't there even be a small restaurant......"

Li Xiaoer complained and began to look around, trying to find a place where he could afford to eat.

Although Li Xiaoer has never been to a big city, there are also some places in J County that people like Li Xiaoer can't afford to go to, and it costs dozens of yuan to just sit down and ask for a glass of water, which is not at all within the range that Li Xiaoer can afford.

But after walking three or four streets, Li Xiaoer still didn't see any brand that he could afford to eat.

Each sign is fresh and gorgeous, and the decoration of the store looks opulent, and at first glance it looks like it costs thousands of dollars for a meal.

Now that Li Xiaoer has so much money all over his body, how could he go to such a place to eat?

But now Li Xiaoer is really hungry! He had no choice, so he walked into a store that looked a little worse, because his brand was a little old, and it was still the style of Huaxia before, such an old store must not be too expensive! But after walking in, Li Xiaoer's face became a little nervous, because the decoration inside was simply blinding Li Xiaoer's eyes!!

As soon as you enter the door, the floor is covered with red marble, and there are large and small ancient Chinese traditional patterns on it, looking up at the surrounding environment, the air decoration of red tiles and green bricks, and the magnificent grace and luxury, so that Li Xiaoer is suddenly refreshed and ready to turn around and leave here!

But the waiter had already seen Li Xiaoer's figure, and immediately walked over to Li Xiaoer and asked, "Sir, what do you want to eat, it's inside." ”

Li Xiaoer was about to turn around and leave, but seeing that the waiter had already reached out to make a gesture of invitation, he raised his eyes and looked at the front desk far away from here, and clearly saw that it was marked with 70 yuan for roast duck.

Li Xiaoer thought to himself, only one roast duck can be eaten! Anyway, the conditions here are good, and the price is quite affordable, so he gritted his teeth and said to the waiter: "Bring me a roast duck!" ”

The waiter was waiting for Li Xiaoer to walk inside, and suddenly heard Li Xiaoer say this, turned around and stopped, and said to Li Xiaoer: "This gentleman is traveling to the imperial capital, right?" ”

Li Xiaoer nodded, anyway, it's all what you said, I didn't say anything.

The waiter gestured to Li Xiaoer, walked to the hall on the side, and then said: "Sir, please sit here, it's like this, our roast duck has a set and a one-person portion, I don't know what kind of set meal you want to eat, sir?" ”

"For one person!"

"Okay, please wait!"

After watching the waiter leave, Li Xiaoer put down the backpack on his body, this position leaned against the window, looking at the imperial capital outside through the window, Li Xiaoer couldn't help but sigh: "It seems that the imperial capital is still prosperous!" I'm afraid that J County is killed, and there is no such prosperity! ”

As soon as he said this, a woman's scream came from Li Xiaoer's side.

"What's going on with you guys! There are other things in this roast duck!! ”

Li Xiaoer followed the sound and looked over, a little girl of about twenty years old, Burberry backless outfit outlined the perfect curve of the back, and the slender white ribbon went around the neck, blocking the heart-shaped buckle of the crescent chain. He wears a pair of dark green slacks and a Swarovski Dakhia Global Collector's Edition Couple Puzzle bracelet on his wrist. The face was smeared with light makeup, and the unique crescent chain still hung diagonally around the neck.

"This young lady, I don't know what's going on?" When the waiter heard the voice, he immediately walked over and asked the girl calmly.

"You're too embarrassed to ask me what's wrong!! Look at your roast duck! What is this? There's a fly in there! You still dare to take out such a roast duck and give it to the guests? I'm going to complain to you guys!! ”

Li Xiaoer didn't know what was going on, since he saw the Taixuanbai Shoujing, not only his physical strength had increased a lot, but his eyesight was also abnormally strong, and he first saw the price written on the counter from so far away, and at this time, he saw all the cats on the girl's body clearly.

"Carving insect skills!" Li Xiaoer shook his head disdainfully.

The waiter glanced at the roast duck that the girl was pointing to, and then smiled at the girl, "I'm sorry for this young lady, this fly is not from our store." ”

"What? You mean the fly flew in from outside! The girl sneered, "If you don't dare to admit it, just say it!" Don't beat around the bush here! ”

"That's right, if this fly belongs to our store, then it must have traces of fire roasting, but this fly was obviously slapped alive and put into it, and you can see that there is not a single fly in our environment here, so this fly is not in our store."

"Then you mean to say that I put this fly here on purpose!!" When the girl heard this, she instantly yelled at the waiter.

"That's how it should be." The waiter was also a person with an unchanged face, looking at the girl and smiling slightly.

"Huh." Li Xiaoer couldn't help but laugh when he saw this dramatic scene.

"You're smiling!" After the girl heard Li Xiaoer's laughter, she suddenly turned her face and yelled at Li Xiaoer!

Author's Note:

Stinky and shameless still smiling!! Hahaha!! Ask for Collection!!。