Welfare Spoof (1)

A certain year and a certain month, a certain college.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and I can't see my five fingers. Luo Wushuang quietly came to the Qingming Pavilion in black clothes, intending to explore the secrets of the Qingming Pavilion, she cautiously stepped on the steps and gently pushed the door open.

Countless lines of sight swept towards Luo Wushuang, and then the moonlight looked at the group of people in front of her, and sneered: "Master Liu, you are in class, you continue, you continue." ”

After a while, Luo Wushuang retreated back and said, "Master Liu, the students really can't understand why you have to teach in the dark and don't make a sound?"

Liu Fuzi was silent for a long time before he said leisurely: "Concentrating is the most basic thing for those who study music theory, and it is more beneficial to concentrate in the dark." ”

The smile on the corner of Luo Wushuang's mouth had stiffened, and he smiled and said, "Thank you Master Ning for your advice, you continue." ”

Luo Wushuang felt that it was a mistake to come to visit the Qingming Pavilion tonight, but how could a mistake pull back this donkey? She took a deep breath and decided to go up to the second floor to take a look, the second floor was brightly lit, and the sound of chess falling on the board could be heard from time to time.

Luo Wushuang sighed, raised his feet and went to the fifth floor, this time before she pushed the door in. Someone pushed the door out, and the person who came was Xie Lingyun, who was shirtless, holding a copper basin, and only wearing a pair of big pants. He wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead with a smile and said, "Brother Luo is also here to take a bath?"

Luo Wushuang was a little embarrassed when he saw this, and looked back, many familiar faces looming behind a white mist. Without exception, all of them were bare-chested and overweighted. Some are more free and easy, and the big pants are not put on, a piece of white farts and eggs. Luo Wushuang suddenly stepped back in some horror, and said inarticulately: "Steam? Steaming what?"

Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the left side of the crack in the door and pulled Luo Wushuang in. Who else could there be if it wasn't Hua Yunzheng? Seeing this, Xie Lingyun also turned around and slammed the door shut. put down the copper basin, and very enthusiastically pulled Luo Wushuang and said: "Come, Brother Luo, Lingyun will help you rub the bath, many people praise Lingyun's good skills." ”

Fortunately, the steam inside was hot enough, and everyone had a big red face, who would find that Luo Wushuang was so unnaturally red. Luo Wushuang hurriedly broke free of Xie Lingyun's hand and said, "Wushuang, let's change your clothes first." ”

After Luo Wushuang finished speaking, the target was behind the changing screen, and the picture he saw all the way was a little difficult to speak, and some people saw Luo Wushuang, took off the handkerchief from his waist and put it on his shoulder, and greeted Luo Wushuang excitedly.

Luo Wushuang ran behind the changing screen, gathered all the clothes into a ball, and slipped out of the small side door with his arms. She decided to set a fire to Qingming Pavilion, maybe the 'secret' would run out by herself, her heart was really not good enough to withstand such torture.

Half an hour later, Luo Wushuang stood in the middle of the courtyard and shouted, "It's water!"

When everyone heard this, what else did they do? A smoky smell permeated, and I panicked for a while, and all the people below the third floor ran out, leaving the fifth floor of the steam bath. One by one, I went behind the screen to look for clothes, where was there any trace of clothes? It's better to run for your life now, run!

People were crowded, and the scene was chaotic, waiting to run out of the corridor. Those who have martial arts are about to fly down, and find that the yard is full of people, who can 'let go' to fly in front of everyone's eyes?

Luo Wushuang coughed and said: "In the lower Bailu Luo Wushuang, if you can trust me, jump down from the stairs, and I will catch you with a big move!"

When the crowd heard this, they were silent.