Yidan is a very special bird, that is really human, it can have a short chat with humans. Misiman tried to communicate with the other party in meow language, and the other party would talk to her in human language. A bird, a cat, a chicken, and a duck, in the end, Mi Siman simply didn't go to Yidan, that was a bird.

What "I have become a human" and "save me", those are all the words that Yidan says when he meets people. It's just that this flower and bird still likes to come to her to play, probably because the whole building is just her and Xiaohai's two cats. The weather is a little cold at this time, Xiaohai stays in the house when he is fine, and occasionally comes down to rub Mi Siman when the weather is good, and asks Mi Siman if he wants to go out to play with body language.

In the past, Mi Siman went out with Xiaohai because of curiosity, usually to look at the scenery, play with ants, catch mice and birds, after going a few times, Mi Siman rarely went out with him, to be honest, it was okay to go out with Xiaohai occasionally, but she felt bored after a long time.

Having said that, because he couldn't block Xiaohai, Yidan often came to Mi Siman, because Mi Siman's schedule was too monotonous, and there were almost no empty times. Coupled with Yidan's verbal language, when eating at night again, Ban's father actually asked Ban's mother: "Do you think that Ban Jiu may also be a human being?" ”

Let's say it's a joke, the expression on Ban Dad's face was very strict, and even with Ban Ma, he stopped shaving rice, stared at Mi Siman seriously, and was so frightened that Mi Siman even wanted to run away.

"I don't think Ban Jiu is a human being, but you must be a pig," Ban Ma knocked his father's head with chopsticks and added, "You actually let a bird brainwash, and I also obeyed you." ”

At the end, there was a mother's mentally retarded expression, and Mi Siman added inwardly after observing it for a while.

Sleeping at night, Mi Siman took a bath first, and the hair on her body was fluffy and soft, Mi Siman looked in the mirror for a while, and felt that before she took a bath, she was the most beautiful cat in the world, and after washing, she was the most beautiful cat in the universe, well, there was no one.

She squatted in front of the mirror, staring at Ban Rouzhen taking off her clothes, and then began to doubt her IQ, Ban Rouzhen is obviously only a seven-year-old child now, she actually felt shy because she looked at Ban Rouzhen's body, it was really a bad brain.

She was facing the mirror, and the surface of the mirror was filled with a hazy white veil due to moisture, and she couldn't see anything clearly, only an outline. At this time, Ban Rouzhen's shriveled body reflected a shadow in the mirror, Mi Siman was reluctant to take his eyes away, but heard Ban Rouzhen say: "You are staring at the mirror like this, can you see clearly?" ”

Miasman: =Dish=! Could it be that a peek was discovered? No way...... The mirror is so unclear, how could Ban Rouzhen think she was looking at her? This kid is too narcissistic, although she is indeed watching Ban Rouzhen......

Ban Rouzhen didn't seem to notice, turned around and put her clothes away, "The mirror is full of water vapor, can you see yourself clearly?" You must be looking at me, you might as well turn around, I'll let you look at it generously, and you can look wherever you want. ”

Mi Siman is not convinced, who wants to see a little radish head! She's not lolicon, she's not a pervert, and she's not gay-love!

She turned around angrily and yelled at Ban Rouzhen, she didn't play at her normal level - the screams in the past, so her normal meow was no different from being coquettish in Ban Rouzhen's eyes. As long as Mi Siman yelled at her like this, she felt soft-hearted and didn't want to force the kitten to do anything.

"Meow meow meow!" Who wants to see you! Shriveled body!

Mi Siman swallowed his saliva, stared at Ban Rouzhen's white and tender little farts for a while, and thought, although he has no breasts, his ass is really warped!

Ah, is she really a perverted lolicon? Mi Siman was a little sluggish, and jumped off the sink, and when he jumped down, the ground was full of water, and he fell and ate. I was aggrieved and wanted to cry.

"Are you alright? Fortunately, I haven't washed it yet, I'll rinse it for you first and then dry it, and you won't be able to get wet anymore. Ban Rouzhen lifted Mi Siman from the ground, picked up the shower and washed it, and then dried it.

Misman: ...... It's a bit of a big stimulus.

You know, when Ban Rouzhen was doing these things, she didn't wear clothes during the whole process!! Misiman didn't know where to put her eyes at all, according to common sense, she was an adult woman with a male personality, why didn't she dare to look directly at a little girl's body at this time?

No, it has nothing to do with age, it just has to do with personal habits and literacy. Misiman forcibly linked the body of a seven-year-old child to his literacy.

Mi Siman was slipped out of the bathroom by Ban Rouzhen, feeling that her crazy brain could finally calm down, she walked towards the bedroom with leisurely steps, while thinking, for the sake of her own physical and mental health, should she sleep in a separate bed with Ban Rouzhen? Although she has been sleeping with Ban Rouzhen since she was bought.

But...... She just felt a little heartbeat when she saw Ban Rouzhen's naked body, and then she thought about it, she felt that she was becoming more and more abnormal, she felt, if she continued to indulge, would she want to do something to a little Lori? She's not Ban Rouzhen's pervert!

After deciding to come down, Mi Siman decided to go to Ban Ma tomorrow to ask for a small nest, there is no big bed, the grievance is a little wronged, and when she goes back a little more, she will sleep with Ban Rouzhen again, I don't know if Ban Rouzhen will be willing to accept her again.

Pushing open the bedroom door, Misiman stretched and jumped into bed, and just as he was about to go to bed, he heard a burst of singing.

"I'm out of your window again tonight

How lovely your shadow is on the curtains

Quietly loved you for so many years

I'm leaving tomorrow

……”

Misman: ......

She reluctantly crawled out of the covers, then jumped onto the desk, then onto the windowsill, staring blankly at the strange black shadow outside, "Meow meow." "What do you want to do?

"You ask me how much I love you

I love you a little

My love is true

My love is true, too

……”

Mi Siman was a little angry, thinking that if Ban Rouzhen heard it, she would definitely be angry, so she scolded the big bird called Yidan outside.

Misman: You're sick! Neuropathy!

Yidan: "The moon represents my heart~"

Misman: I don't like a bird, so get out of here!

Yidan: "Goodbye to my beloved dream girl, I'm going to go far away to find the future~"

Ban Rouzhen wiped her head with a towel in both hands, and when she pushed the door in, she saw this scene, her own kitten was meowing and "singing love songs" with a parrot that could speak, this strange scene made Ban Rouzhen's movements pause, she just wanted to speak, and saw a Dan bird sing the last sentence, spread its wings and flew away.

And Ban Jiu didn't seem to be over the hook yet, one of his front paws was lying on the edge of the window, his mouth was still screaming, and his tone was high-pitched, if she didn't know what Ban Jiu was talking about, she would definitely think that this was her own kitten Hongxing out of the wall.

Mi Siman is angry, it's not that he hasn't been pursued since he was a child, it's okay to be pursued by a woman, but after being reborn into a cat, he has to be confessed by a bird, and this bird doesn't necessarily have to do what he is doing!

Mi Siman was angry, turned around and saw Ban Rouzhen, his body stiffened, and he cleared his throat, "Meow." "Don't get me wrong, I don't like birds.

There is also a human Lori, Mi Siman silently added in his heart.

The corners of Ban Rouzhen's mouth rose on both sides, revealing a sweet smile, and after wiping his hair half-dry, he threw the towel aside, wearing cute anthropomorphic home clothes, pulled out a stool and sat down, and then turned his head to Mi Siman with a dazzling smile, "Teacher Xiaojiu, come and teach me to do my homework, my grades have dropped a lot recently." The tone was a little distressed, coupled with the child's immature face, Ban Rouzhen felt that she was a little uncontrollable, and her heart and liver were cute.

She squatted next to Ban Rouzhen, and the refreshing autumn breeze blew in, because at night, the servant had just finished taking a bath, Mi Siman thought about it, stood up and closed the only gap in the window, turned her head and meowed a few times to Ban Rouzhen: It's cold at night, no wind.

After all, the child's body.

Ban Rouzhen did not object, squinted her eyes and looked at Mi Siman and smiled, when Mi Siman felt a little panicked, she spread out her homework, and the test papers in the first week of school were full of red forks, and Mi Siman blocked her eyes with one paw, feeling that she couldn't bear to look at it.

randomly gave birth to doubts again, obviously with her guidance, why did Ban Rouzhen still do so badly in the exam? It's only a little bit better than before, is it really the reason why people are stupid?

Mi Siman glanced at Ban Rouzhen, maybe Ban Rouzhen was smart, but she was a little confused at school, and it seemed that she was a scumbag, but she couldn't say it directly, so as not to hurt the self-esteem of the class servant. Moreover, in order to ensure the physical and mental health of the class servants, she had to instill in the class servants the idea that "reading is not the only way out, and it doesn't matter if you don't learn well".

After pointing out the problem to Ban Rouzhen, Ban Rouzhen understood it quite quickly, but she didn't know why...... Got so bad.

Waiting for Ban Rouzhen to finish her homework, one person and one cat went to bed, Ban Rouzhen lay on the bed with her eyes closed, and suddenly said: "If there is any problem in school, you can't ask Xiao Jiu in time, plus so much knowledge is stuffed into your head every day, the whole person is dizzy, and I can't remember what the teacher said." ”

Misiman felt like he had finally found the problem, but ...... Why do you think it's weird, the class servant can't lie to her, right? But the feeling ...... What the class servant said is quite reasonable, otherwise it would be difficult to explain why Ban Rouzhen's grades are always improving so slowly.

The next day, Ban Rouzhen looked at Ban Jiu, who was already sitting in his schoolbag, and the corners of her mouth rose, "Thank you, Xiao Jiu." Then he proudly took Ban Jiu to school.

Mi Siman looked at the other party's smile and thought, she must have been fooled, right?

After going out, Yu Zilin saw the secretary's cat head and didn't say anything, just gave a thumbs up to Ban Rouzhen, and the atmosphere flowed: You really have a set!

Mi Siman half-squinted cat eyes, was she really fooled?

It wasn't until the other members of the Meow Hall came downstairs one after another, and after seeing Mi Siman who reacted the same as Yu Zilin, Mi Siman was convinced that she had been deceived!

Miasman: There's a feeling of being intellectually insulted......

Then Mi Siman comforted herself, followed Ban Rouzhen to school, and you can play for a while, take or go out with Xiaohai at home, she will definitely be harassed by Yidan, Yidan has been annoyed recently, and she is always chasing her. Even Liu Jue teased her when the servants were away: "Otherwise, I'll be the master and give you two marriage certificates, Yidan likes you." ”

Mi Siman raised his fluffy middle finger at Liu Jue on the spot: Tie you bird! Brother Sharp will also like you in the future, do you want to consider Brother Sharp?!

And then...... left without looking back, Liu Jue was about to laugh in the back, hehe.

Moreover, she can also see if the class servant really has a cat outside.

The class servant is so good at interrupting that she wanted to go to check the post several times, but she forgot each time, and then showed affection with the class servant. Misiman sat in her bag, one paw propped up on her chin, she could no longer be led by the class servants.

She is a dignified college student, and she is about to lose to a child in IQ, can she listen to this? Can you listen to it? No! So this time she silently warned herself in her heart, no matter what this time, she had to find the answers to these questions, if she couldn't find the answers to these two simple questions, she might as well just follow the class servants!

When I arrived at the school, the whole campus was filled with joy and festive atmosphere, and before Mi Siman could figure out what kind of festival this was, she saw Ban Rouzhen bending down and saying to Teacher Zhi, "Teacher Zhi, Happy Teacher's Day!" Then he handed over the gift in his pocket.

Teacher Zhi's cheeks turned red, he was very embarrassed, and tried to maintain his strict painting style, "Thank you, Rouzhen, the teacher is very happy." ”

Ban Rouzhen nodded, and the members of the meow hall behind him also took out their gifts one after another, and the five of them said in their hearts: Aren't you going to wait until you get to the class, and everyone will organize and discuss it together and then send it together? Why was it sent so early? Rouzhen's brain was eaten by a cat this morning?

Ban Rouzhen looked at it with a tense face beside her, with a little sweetness in her heart: If you wait for Yu Zilin to call everyone to discuss together, it will definitely be all kinds of tosses, maybe you will be separated from Xiao Jiu, and it is better to send the gift out as soon as possible.

The five people watched Teacher Zhi go back to the office, looking at each other, what to do when the gift is given today, Zhong Jiaren had a flash of inspiration, "Let's go buy a greeting card at noon later!" ”

The other four: Great idea!

Ban Rouzhen watched coldly, made a look that was no different from usual, and said worriedly: "But the teacher taught us to save and take care of the environment, greeting cards are made of trees, and buying greeting cards is equivalent to cutting down trees, so it's not good." ”

Five: That makes sense.

Mi Siman thought: What kind of moth has this class of Rouzhen tossed again?

She poked her head out and saw five bitter gourds, and she almost couldn't hold back her laughter. Yu Zilin's sharp eyes saw her, and finally dawned on her, "I said how strange you are, and you gave the gift out in advance, do you want to live the life of a wife?" You beast! There is no humanity to have a wife! ”

Mi Siman: Yu Zilin is becoming more and more able to speak, and she can summarize better than Zhong Jiaren.

Zhong Jiaren pushed her glasses and said cautiously: "In order to ensure the internal stability of the Yi Meow Hall, we will formulate a series of rules one after another, and if you disrupt the order again due to private matters, we will punish you and Ban Jiu - whenever Ban Rouzhen makes a mistake, you will be forcibly separated, and you will not know for a few hours, depending on the situation and the discussion of other members of the Yi Meow Hall." ”

Misman: ...... Sure enough, she is determined to be a police officer, she is reasonable, and she has the right medicine, but can you not let her lie down every time? She's the real innocent victim!

When the group arrived at the classroom, Ban Rouzhen was still a little unhappy, her little hand kept stroking Mi Siman's hair, Mi Siman was massaged very comfortably, and suddenly a girl at the table in front of Ban Rouzhen turned her head and whispered to Ban Rouzhen: "Have you prepared a gift for Teacher Yuan?" ”

Teacher Yuan is the new math teacher, a middle-aged woman in her forties and fifties, with deep nasolabial folds on her forehead, who looks like a strict person, but is actually an insatiable teacher who is hated by all students.

Ban Rouzhen shook her head, the smile on her face was a little helpless, "I'm afraid that Teacher Yuan won't like the gift I prepared, so I just didn't bring it." ”

The girl in the front row was stunned when she heard this,

Before the change of teacher, many naïve children cheered, but when this teacher came, after only two or three classes, they hated this teacher very much. It was also at this time that I heard about this teacher from other classes - he likes to receive gifts. And it must be sent to every student, if you don't send it, you will have a hard time, unless you change teachers or you graduate.

Teacher Yuan has been teaching in this primary school for a long time, and I heard that she has a deep relationship with a certain leader of the school - the background is hard. It's not that I haven't heard of Teacher Yuan's corporal punishment of students before, but the school is strict, and I haven't seen much of the younger ones, and the ones I have seen are almost graduated, and they still think it's just a "rumor".

In the past, it was said that there were still parents who came to him, but it turned out that there was nothing to do, and Teacher Yuan was still a teacher at school.

After the people of Yimeow Hall were "angry", they inquired about Teacher Yuan's experience in this elementary school, and then quickly spread it to the class, and then spread it to the entire campus at the speed of light, but ...... There are no eggs.

Because the school teacher strictly forbids students to pass on this kind of thing, if they are caught, they will be fined for a small amount and a large punishment for waiting for their parents.

When Mi Siman heard it, he really couldn't figure it out, this teacher obviously has a problem, it's just a teacher in vain! Even if you invite parents to come, you can't blame the students, this Teacher Yuan is not worthy of being a teacher at all.

Ban Rouzhen smoothed Mi Siman's hair, and felt that the angry Ban Jiu was so cute, the hair all over her body exploded, the roots were like the tips of needles, but they were very soft, she touched them with her fingertips, she only felt soft and itchy, every time she touched it, she couldn't help but want to kiss Mi Siman.

"You know what? A few days ago, there were really students who were invited to parents, but what the teacher said to the parents was not Teacher Yuan's problem, "Ban Rouzhen's voice was immature, but he deliberately imitated the image of the master in the TV series, with a childish distance, "said that the student's grades declined, and the class deserted, but fortunately, the student's grades have always been better, and the parents are not too strict, nodding and saying a few words to the teacher, he left with the student." ”

Mi Siman was shattered by the shocked three views, what about Shide? I'm afraid it's not even a human being! And...... The attitude of parents in front of teachers is also too low.

"There was a poor student who was called a parent, and that parent slapped the student on the spot in order to show loyalty to the teacher," the girl in the front row couldn't help it, turned her head and muttered quietly, she thought that Ban Rouzhen was talking to her tablemates, "You don't know this, I also heard my sister say, it's a student in the sixth grade, and the sixth grade student fought with his dad on the spot, that scene, it's simple!" The teacher screamed in fright, the whole office was like a tornado, my sister said, she went to see it with her classmates, and the scene was so cool! She had already seen that the teacher was not pleasing to her eyes. ”

With the desktop as the horizontal line, Mi Siman showed her fluffy triangular ears, forehead pattern and two eyes, and was staring at the girls in the front row with her eyebrows dancing seriously. As soon as the other party saw her, the whole person suddenly covered his chest, Mi Siman was dumbfounded, patted Ban Rouzhen's thigh with his paws, and just wanted the class servant to ask the girl if she had a heart attack, so the other party sat down on the table.

With a smirk, "Ban Rouzhen, I actually brought the cat today, it's so cute, I feel like my heart is so cute that it almost stops beating." ”

Mi Siman: Hehe, she doesn't carry this pot.

The woman in the front row heard Mi Siman's cry and looked at Ban Rouzhen with a smirk, "Is it talking to me?" Isn't it? Does your cat recognize people? Does it know me? ”

"I don't know." Ban Rouzhen pursed her lips and replied, feeling a little unhappy.

The woman in the front row was a little disappointed, "Then what did she tell me?" ”

Ban Rouzhen frowned, and finally said that sentence honestly, "She said, 'Hehe, I don't carry this pot'." ”

Front Row Female: ????

"Are you lying to me?" The other party refused to believe it, "I'm still pretty good-looking." ”

Ban Rouzhen's table mate took a few serious glances, "It looks more ordinary." ”

Front Row Female: ......

"I didn't lie to you, Xiao Jiu really said so." Ban Rouzhen said.

"Back to the pot? Then I didn't let it take the blame, why did it say that? You must be lying to me. The girl in the front row slapped the table angrily.

Ban Rouzhen thought about it seriously and gave an answer that she thought was perfect, "I think it may be like this, you said that Xiao Jiu is so cute that your heart is about to stop beating, Xiao Jiu feels that it is none of her business, you are throwing the black pot to her, and she refuses to carry it." ”

The woman in the front row widened her eyes, "Is that what you mean?" ”

Ban Rouzhen nodded seriously.

But she is obviously just describing the cute Cheng dù of the cat, which is just an exaggeration! She didn't think about throwing a black pot at a cat, she was a little aggrieved.

"Don't be sad, maybe Xiao Jiu doesn't mean that," Ban Rouzhen looked at her aggrieved look, and couldn't help but comfort her, the girl in the front row looked at her expectantly with wide eyes, she smiled gently, "It's very likely that you're really worried that you have something wrong with your heart." ”

Mi Siman covered his mouth, wanting to give Ban Rouzhen a thumbs up: It's just a miracle knife.

Ban Rouzhen looked at her, smiled sweetly, and said in her heart: Hmph, Xiao Jiu is cute and can only be said by me!