Chapter 42 of the main text volume will not die if you do not die

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Oregon, USA. △ City of Portland.

The city hall has been temporarily borrowed and turned into the offices of the federal government; The mayor's office also became the president's office.

"Knock knock!"

With the words "Please come in", the presidential assistant pushed the door and walked into the office, holding a stack of reports in his hand.

When he entered the door, President Obama immediately looked up and listened attentively to his report.

"Mr. President, 11 states are repairing network equipment, and neighboring state governments have sent out teams of experts to help them. It is expected that by tomorrow, the backbone networks of the cities will be basically restored. ”

Hearing this, Obama looked at his assistant suspiciously, as if he felt strange about such a speed.

The assistant quickly replied: "The main reason why the network is down is because all the electronic systems are jammed with garbage, and the system has no space to operate. As long as all the garbage is cleaned up, the network can be restored, so the speed is very fast. ”

"Of course, the recovery of private computers, storage and other equipment is very slow, after all, the number is too large."

That's the good news!

Obama's mood was much more relaxed, as long as the backbone network could be restored, then the state governments could be operational again, and the problems would be much simpler in the future.

However, the loss this time should be very large, right?

"Mr. President, our losses are indeed great, very large!"

Obama was prepared for this, and then asked, "What about the casualties among the citizens?" ”

"There were no casualties among the residents of the eleven states. After all, it's just a network outage and a breakdown of electronic devices, not like an earthquake or tsunami. ”

Hearing this, Obama nodded, and it was good news again.

But......

"What about transportation? I heard that the traffic system is also paralyzed, and traffic accidents are not strict? How many casualties are there? ”

That's what President Obama cares about most. If too many people die, someone has to be responsible. And it is impossible for the little guy to push it out, and then he will only have to carry the black pot with the military.

God forbid, I hope there will be fewer deaths! Obama prayed as she stared at her assistant.

The assistant's heart was heavy, and his face was full of sadness. He opened his mouth to say something, but he didn't make a sound.

Seeing this expression, Obama's heart sank suddenly, and there was a dull pain in his chest.

Nima, it can't be hundreds of thousands of people dead, right? So how can I sit in the presidency?

Say, what the hell are you saying! How many died?

In a state where Obama wanted to hear and was afraid to listen, the assistant spoke.

"Mr. President, it's a pity! On that day, there were a total of 23 traffic accidents in eleven states, including Washington, with many injuries and a ...... fatalities"

Obama's hands clenched into fists, his fingertips as if they were about to dig into his flesh, as if the numbers to be heard next would be incomparably large.

"Three people!"

"What?!" Obama stood up suddenly, a look of disbelief on his face.

Seeing Mr. President's reaction, the assistant was in a very happy mood and finally "humored" Mr. President. Who told him to sell himself in the car yesterday, haha, haha!

"How many died did you just say? You repeat! ”

The assistant smiled and repeated: "The death toll is -- three!" ”

How can it be? Even in normal times, there are countless traffic accidents that occur in the Federation every day, how can only three people die after being attacked?

"Haha!" The assistant laughed loudly, laughing and singing praises, "Thank you to our little one!" Because of him, all the automatic cars can't ignite the fire and can't start the car; All the manual cars started without air conditioning, without air conditioning, without anything......"

"So, almost all the cars in the eleven states are lying on the road and can't move. My Mr. President, if you think about it, everyone's car can't drive, where is the traffic accident! ”

it! Obama glared at his close buddy, "You were just kidding me?" You almost scared me to death, did you know? Lao Tzu thought he was going to step down.

But since the car can't be driven, why are there still 23 traffic accidents?

The assistant snorted coldly and said, "Because they forcibly drive!" The causes of these 23 traffic accidents are: drunk driving, drug driving and dog driving! ”

What do you say? Drunk driving? Drug driving? Dog driving?

Drunk driving, I know, is drunk driving; I also know that I am driving with drugs, and I am sucking and running to drive; What the hell is this dog?

"Moments before the internet went down, a teenage girl in New York State held her dog in her arms and let the dog drive behind the wheel, while she was using her phone to record the dog, and when the attack came, the dog drove the car into the river."

"After the police cleaned up the garbage in the phone, they restored the last video."

Obama: "......"

If you don't die, you won't die! After Obama sighed secretly, the whole person immediately became energetic.

Ever since I met that little guy, my luck seems to have changed for the better. These days, there is good news every day.

I originally thought that hundreds of thousands of people would die this time, but only 3 died!

Haha, I'm laughing to death, haha-

Obama couldn't suppress his feelings any longer, and burst out laughing.

It's a pity that he laughed too early!

"Mr. President!" The assistant's blow came, "Our economic losses are great!" ”

Obama's laughter was a little quieter, but he was still laughing.

What is an economic loss? For the United States of America, as long as it can be solved with money, it is not a problem! If you still can't solve the problem, it must be because you don't have enough money!

Lack of money in the United States? Huh, what a joke?

"Say it! How much do we lose financially? Obama asked with a chuckle, looking very relaxed.

The assistant stopped talking, his face embarrassed.

"Say it! I'll go talk to the capitalists! ”

With Obama's encouragement, the assistant finally had the courage to speak.

"Report to Mr. President, our economic losses are estimated at $20 trillion!"

What? How much?

"20 trillion!" The assistant replied heavily.

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Obama vomited blood, blood splattered three feet.

The assistant tragically explained to his president: "The cost of all the electronic equipment in the entire eleven states alone is hundreds of billions, and the amount is extremely huge, and it will take a lot of manpower and material resources to clean up the garbage." ”

"And all the big tech companies are out of business, and small and medium-sized tech companies are facing bankruptcy. New York is the economic center of the world, and if the stock market stops for a day, the loss is trillions ......"

Burst! Burst! Burst! Obama vomited blood again.

20 trillion, 20 trillion, this Nima is too miserable. No, the Federation can't resist, and the whole world must come to "friendship".

We in the United States are a peace-loving country and a kind country.

In the past, when other countries were hit by disasters, we actively assisted them. Now that we are in the midst of a catastrophe, countries should also lend a helping hand.

The EU wants to help, and so does Russia, by the way, and China, which is the richest.

Tyrants, let's be friends!