Lin Daxia rolled in front of him in a hurry: "Mei Xue! Nothing really happened that night, I've already killed the old beast, so don't keep it in mind, okay? ”

Speaking of that nightmarish night, Yin Meixue's face was suddenly colorless, and when she saw the other party posting it, she immediately took a step back: "Don't say it!" ”

"It's me who is bad, it's me who shouldn't run away, it's me who left you there, it's all mine, don't punish yourself like this."

"What's wrong with Lord Lin? It's me who is too stupid to be in other people's ways, you saved the poor monk twice, and you are also kind to me, as for "As for you don't like me, it's not your fault, it's my own mistake, my own mistake, my own mistake, my love!"

Yin Meixue trembled her pale lips and waved her sleeves weakly, "Donor, please go back, the poor monk is very good here, far away from the rights and wrongs of the rivers and lakes, and it is rare to have peace in his heart." ”

"But I'm not pure!" Lin Zhengxuan grabbed him by the collar and shouted, "Yin Meixue, have you ever thought about how Lao Tzu would face it if you really died that day?!" How are you going to live in the future?! ”

Yin Meixue was stunned for a moment.

"You refused to talk to me all the way, you refused to touch me in the slightest, I know all this. But why did you come to become a monk? Don't you recognize so many of our brothers? Is there really no one you love in the red dust? ”

“”

Lin Zhengxuan stared deeply at the other party's amber eyes, and his voice was hoarse: "Mei Xue, let me ask you the last sentence, do you still have to count what you said that night?" ”

A hint of shock flashed in the phoenix's eyes, the thick black eyelashes blinked rapidly, and the eyelids gradually drooped: "I, I was drugged, I was delirious at the time, and I don't remember what I said." If you are offended, please forgive me. ”

Fuck, forget after the spring, and run away after teasing Lao Tzu? Can you endure it!

"Forgot it, huh? It's okay, I'll help you remember" Lin Zhengxuan grabbed his chin and kissed it.

"Don't!" Yin Meixue blocked him away with a palm, frowned and reprimanded, "What do you want to do in the pure land of Buddhism?!" ”

"Oh, let's change places."

"The poor monk is a monk, and he has long been out of love, if the donor is interested, please go outside the temple to have fun."

"Desperation?" Lin Zhengxuan smiled, "Hehe, if you are really so determined, why are you pushing me away?" Master Wumei, I heard that there is a Joy Zen in the secret door, why don't we try it? ”

"Nonsense! You know, it's here to create karma! Yin Meixue really wanted to kick him to the western sky. This guy has gone mad and can only rely on the Buddha to save him.

"Karma? Yin Meixue, you are Lao Tzu's karma, I am the one who will never recover, and I will never fall into the devil's way, and I will make you today! ”

Lin Zhengxuan grabbed his left shoulder all the way, grabbed the white neck and gnawed on it. Yin Meixue was immediately furious, his fight was also a ruthless and obscene routine, and without thinking about it, he suddenly kicked his knee and hit someone's vulnerable parts, who knew that the other party did not dodge, and was immediately hit and screamed, covering his crotch and bending over.

"Why don't you hide?"

"Who—who knows you're kicking!" Lin Zhengxuan's face was distorted in pain, "It's over, Lao Tzu can practice the family heirloom "Evil Warding Sword Spectrum" this time"

"It's not that strict, is it?" Yin Meixue also panicked, and he helped the person who was struggling to walk to the bed, "You wait a while, I'll go get some analgesic ice." ”

"What kind of ice? Isn't it all snow outside?"

"That's right." Yin Meixue patted her bald head, turned around and jumped out.

Turning his head sideways to look at his back in a hurry, Lin Zhengxuan lay on the bed and laughed silently.

Yin Meixue quickly folded back with a few handfuls of snow in her monk's robe, but was shocked to see someone hugging her head and crying.

Lin Zhengxuan sobbed, sad and sad, crying so sad that he was sad and decided. Even the ants on the ground couldn't wait to jump up and wipe his tears.

"Does that hurt you? Take the snow and put it on a cold compress. ”

"No, it's scrapped anyway." Lin Zhengxuan sniffed and said.

"Huh?!" Yin Meixue was shocked. He owes Lin Zhengxuan too much now, at least three thousand taels of silver, a nearly lost discipline, two lives and one part

"Twisted melons are not sweet, and strong eggs are crumbly. It seems that every qiē is the will of heaven, and you and I are really fateful. Lin Zhengxuan stood up and smiled bitterly, "I'm a waste person now, I can't give you happiness, and you don't have to worry about me pestering you anymore." Mei Xue, don't leave it at that. In the future, I will wish you happiness all over the world. ”

After complaining, he sighed and staggered out.

"Wait a minute!" Yin Meixue tugged at his sleeve, a red glow flew on her white jade-like face, and she said, "I, I will be responsible for your injuries, it's okay to scrap it, I'll take care of you in the future." ”

"You are a monk, how do you take care of it?"

"I'm still vulgar."

"You're a man, how can you be responsible?"

"Eh, or" Yin Meixue touched her bald head, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "I worship you as my brother-in-law, can't I take care of you all the time?" ”

I'll go to his uncle's brother-in-law, wouldn't it be better to just recognize Lao Tzu as his father? Can he still support him openly, Lin Zhengxuan lit a wax for his IQ in his heart, but said: "Okay, can you let Brother Wei stay here for a night?" It's getting late now. ”

"This, monks and laymen can't"

"Aren't you going to be vulgar?"

"But"

"I'm all gone, what are you worried about?"

"That's fine." Yin Meixue made a problem after spreading the bed, the two men would feel cramped when they slept on this bed, and there was only one quilt.

Lin Zhengxuan didn't think about it so much, took off his clothes and lay on his side on the bed, patted the mattress and said, "Master Wumei, go to sleep." ”

Yin Meixue: "What's wrong?" He blew out the lamp, took off the sea green and monk's robe that was covering the outside, and went to the bed in a moon-white middle coat.

"Y-Why are you so naked?!"

Lin Zhengxuan yawned: "It's not that you don't know that I'm used to sleeping naked." ”

Yin Meixue was speechless, where did he know where to go? I haven't slept with Lin Zhengxuan again.

The two of them lay on the cramped bed board, one left and one right. Yin Meixue only felt awkward, her little heart was pounding, but Lin Zhengxuan slept comfortably and soon snored.

Forget it, I think I'm thinking too much. Don't say that Lin Zhengxuan can't do it now, even if he is not abolished, he is a normal man, where can he really think anything about himself? Yin Meixue blocked her ears and recited a few verses, and after a while, she fell asleep.

Mei Ying sparse window, moon hanging bell tower. The wind knocks on the Sanskrit sound, and the snow reflects the Buddha's eyes.

At the top of Meishan, the heaven and earth are pure. The ancient temple covered in jade and silver was shrouded in a peaceful night, as if all living beings were in a deep sleep at this time. Lan Ruo was silent inside and outside, until a roar pierced the night and echoed over the monk's house for a long time:

"Lin Zhengxuan, you lied to Lao Tzu!"

Yin Meixue angrily pushed the man who was pressing on him: "You bastard, do you really want me to abolish you?!" ”

The other party was very busy in his hands and mouth, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"Let it go!" Yin Meixue still used that trick, retracted her legs and kicked her knees, kicked her crotch with one blow, and directly pushed a certain pervert to the ground.

"Eh, my brother-in-law, can't you fight in another place?" Lin Zhengxuan felt that he needed to practice the iron gear skills, otherwise he could only join the Wudang faction in the future.

"Get out of here!"

"My Clothes"

"Roll naked!"

"If someone sees me, they will say that the clothes fell in Master Wumei's room," Before he finished speaking, a bunch of underwear and outer shirts smashed over his head and face.

Lin Zhengxuan put obscene pants on his head, white socks on his shoulders, and pitifully leaned to the edge of the bed: "Mei Xue, I was sleepwalking just now, I don't know what I did, don't be angry." ”

A foot kicked him in the face: "You dare to lie to me?!" ”

Lin Zhengxuan was overturned like Wang Ba, but he still rolled up with perseverance, and crawled on the bed with his hands and feet: "Just let me get together for the night, I promise to do nothing, if you don't believe me, tie me up." ”

Yin Meixue wrapped herself in her stripped clothes and said hatefully: "No! ”

"Promise me that the three thousand taels will be written off."

“”

"Mei Xue, what are you awkward?" Lin Zhengxuan jumped up while the other party was hesitating, put his arm around his shoulder and said, "I did hesitate at the beginning, after all, I have always been a brother, so I couldn't react for a while." It's just that I've figured out Yin Meixue these days, I really like you. Even if you don't like me now, I'll never let go! ”

In the dim night, those phoenix eyes were shining with tears: "Don't you like women?" Are you lying to me again? If it's because of guilt, I don't need this kind of consolation and reamation."

"Before I fell in love with you, I thought I liked women." Lin Zhengxuan gently wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes for him, "Yin Meixue, even if you become a tree, I am willing to stay together all seasons." You blossom, I rejoice; You fall leaves, I am sad. Even if I die, I will bury my ashes at your feet, look at the heavens, and tie the knot forever. ”

"Damn, you're fooling those women with these words, aren't you?" Yin Meixue finally cried like a dog, as if she wanted to burst out all the grievances in her heart.

Tsk, that old monk is really a master of love, and he broke through the enemy's heart in a few words Lin Zhengxuan took advantage of the victory to pursue, hugged someone who was crying bitterly and comforted: "I won't say this to anyone else." ”

"There are thousands of flowers, three thousand plum forests, and I will only fold your branch - Yin Meixue."

The cold wind blew, the frost flew, and the ice shoots hanging on the eaves suddenly shook down, and plunged straight into the thick white snowdrift like a sword, standing tall.

Outside the window ushered in the coldest night in the wax moon, but the room was full of spring, and it was open several times.

The monk next door stayed awake all night

Early the next morning.

"Abbot, this Wumei is too bold! Not only did he commit adultery, but he still slept with a man, if he was not severely punished, how could he obey the public?! The master of the prison hall stood in front of the leper old monk and said.

The old monk was still leaning against the wall, squinting in the sun, and from time to time he caught lice from his clothes and released them. After listening to the words of the monk in front of him, he nodded and asked, "According to the precepts, what should I do?" ”

"Three hundred canes, three months of kneeling incense, three years of repentance in Xing Sitang, and hard labor on the slope"

"Alas, it's too troublesome, just take back the precepts, ban the monkhood, and drive out of the temple." The other party flicked his sleeves and threw out a shiny black mouse carelessly, so frightened that the prison master almost jumped to his feet.

"But isn't this just making Wumei vulgar?"

"Yes, from the red dust, back to the red dust. If the Buddha can't keep it, your precepts can't be kept. The old monk opened his eyes, sighed and said, "It's a pity that the incense money in the temple has fucking fallen back to the food and clothing line." ”

The master of the prison hall looked up to the sky and sighed: "Abbot, can you see anything else in your eyes except money?" ”

"Yes, although I sit here every day, I can often see what I don't see."

"What?"

"Look." The old monk grinned and pointed to the wall.

"This year's plum blossoms are finally blooming."