Chapter 2 "Jokes and Slippery"

Yang An is a member of the miscellaneous staff in charge of ordering food, after he finished making a phone call in the corridor, he happened to see Duan Haishan coming out to smoke, he hurriedly leaned over and helped Duan Haishan light the fire: "Director Duan, I have an idea, which should be able to solve the current dilemma of the show." ”

Duan Haishan actually takes good care of Yang An's small field affairs, every time he records a show, he intentionally or unintentionally clicks a few words on Yang An, and on several occasions he also asked Yang An to do the work of an assistant director, such as driving the audience's emotions and distributing gifts.

Duan Haishan spit out a smoke ring and said with a smile: "Xiao Yang, you heard what everyone said just now, so many difficulties can't be solved, what can you do?" ”

Yang An smiled: "Director Duan, I think the methods are all thought up by people, people are the most flexible creatures, in my opinion, these difficulties are not a problem!" ”

Duan Haishan asked: "Then let me ask you, how to solve the funding problem?" ”

Yang An raised a hand: "My idea, the increased budget does not exceed 5,000 yuan." ”

Duan Haishan asked: "The guests' sense of artistic ability is not high, how to solve the laughter?" ”

Yang An patted his chest confidently: "Don't worry, I will make the whole process full of laughter." ”

Duan Haishan asked, "Who do the guests invite?" We can't afford A-listers! ”

Yang An shook his head and said: "We don't need first-line stars, Director Duan, we just need handsome men and beautiful women to make the audience laugh." ”

Several questions in a row didn't seem to be difficult for Yang An, Duan Haishan finally paid attention to it, he extinguished his cigarette, and said with a straight face: "Xiao Yang, tell me what you think." ”

Yang An opened the program planning book just posted, turned to the page of the announcement list, pointed to the list of alternative guests, and said: "Director Duan, in this issue, I would like to invite the male and female protagonists of the movie "Men and Women Marry" to come over as guests, and then add a game interactive link to the show, called "Laughing and Slippery", as long as you agree, I dare to guarantee that the budget is not a problem, the laughter is not a problem, the ratings are not a problem, at least it will not be worse than now, and it is definitely okay to guarantee 0.3%!" ”

Yang An quickly said his idea, Duan Haishan's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he couldn't help but applaud: "This idea is interesting!" You come with me, tell Li Yang your ideas to them, and strive to perfect every detail! ”

Duan Haishan couldn't wait to pull Yang An back to the conference room, but Yang An didn't move, and said a little embarrassedly: "Director Duan, can I make a small request?" ”

Duan Haishan asked, "What requirements?" ”

Yang An picked the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Can you let me also participate in the performance?" ”

Duan Haishan's eyes widened in disbelief, he almost laughed out loud, nodded confusedly, and pulled Yang An back to the conference room.

Li Yang They were also happy after listening to Yang An's idea of "Laughing and Talking", especially when Yang An wanted to perform, everyone thought Yang An was joking.

Li Yang played with the pen and said distrustfully: "Yang An, first of all, I admit that your creativity is indeed a bit interesting, adding a 22.5-degree slope to the bottom of the performance room for everyone to slide involuntarily is indeed likely to cause laughter." But the point is, how can you help by attending the show? ”

Yang An said: "We need a person to perform with the guests and mobilize the atmosphere of the scene, and I am willing to recommend myself." ”

Duan Haishan smiled and nodded in support: "Xiao Yang has interacted with the audience a few times before, and I saw that he is quite good at mobilizing the atmosphere." ”

Li Yang didn't believe it: "But you are just a field staff, not from a professional class, and you have no experience in comedy performance, wouldn't it be better for us to let the host Luo Ke come on the stage to mobilize the atmosphere?" ”

Yang An shook his head and said: "Host Luo has been on duty for half a year, I think he has a deep foundation in conversation, but his image is not suitable for funny, and I am afraid that the final effect will not be very good if he is forced to go up." I think only I can go crazy here, anyway, I'm a newcomer, even if I say something wrong and do something wrong, I'm not afraid of embarrassment and shame. ”

Li Yang still refused to give up: "No, I think it's still inappropriate for you to go up." Director Duan, if you don't let Roque play, I suggest that you choose someone from the host team of "Happy Saturday" next door, their sense of artistry is absolutely bursting, and the effect must be very good. ”

Duan Haishan smiled: "Who do you want to choose?" ”

Li Yang said: "Zhang Mingde! ”

How is Duan Haishan not good at these curves in Taili? He smiled: "Just let Xiao Yang try it, let's finally come up with a reliable idea by ourselves, of course, it is to cultivate our own people, are you willing to watch people from other program groups eat our meat?" ”

Everyone laughed and expressed their support for Yang An, and Li Yang didn't argue anymore, his fight for Zhang Mingde's opportunity was an instinctive act of profiteering, maybe Zhang Mingde couldn't look at "Laughing and Slippery"!

Also, is this Yang An too crazy, so confident that "Laughing and Slippery" will be popular? You're just a small businessman, and you can come up with an idea that can make the ratings break through the sky? Where does this make our screenwriters go? Li Yang is most resentful of this.

Seeing Li Yang's performance, Yang An suddenly realized, and his heart was instantly unhappy, this Zhang Mingde heard that he was Li Yang's friend, and he was only the third MC in the "Happy Saturday" program, Li Yang deliberately recommended his friend to make a cameo, just to take the opportunity to seize the opportunity to be on camera.

After everyone finished laughing, Li Yang asked again: "Yang An, I have another question, why do you want to invite the male and female protagonists of the movie "Men and Women Marry"? ”

Yang An explained: "Because of the eyeball economy! We want handsome men and beautiful women! ”

Li Yang sneered: "The shooting cost of a small movie is less than 2 million, and the male and female protagonists are all third-rate starlets, what eyeballs can this attract?" And Director Duan, the style of our program has always been like this, rash changes will make the host and guests feel uncomfortable, and the work arrangements of props, photography, lighting, screenwriting, and field affairs will all have to be changed, and the audience may also be at a loss. Director Duan, I don't think we can bet on "Joke Slippery", we can't afford to lose once! ”

Li Yang said this, and the others also hesitated, there is less than a week left, and adding a brand new game link means that a lot of work needs to be done from scratch, can they complete it?

Duan Haishan hesitated for a while, thought for a while and said: "In this way, anyway, the crew of "Men and Women Marry" is also on the list of standby announcements, and the guests of this issue will choose them." Xiao Li, you want to find a way to add more lines and script jokes, Xiao Yang, you prepare the link of "Laughing and Slippery" by yourself, we will prepare with both hands, wait for the guests to arrive, see how the actual shooting effect, and cut this link if it is not good. ”

Li Yang closed the notebook: "I'm fine!" ”

"Okay!" Yang An can't help it, the ratings of the last episode of the show were 0.295%, if the screenwriter Li Yangchao played at the level of this episode, it is very possible to return to 0.3%, Duan Haishan also made preparations for the sake of maintaining stability, not not to give him a chance.

Yang An secretly cheered himself in his heart, let "Love Laugh and Slippery" conquer the entire program group!

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On Tuesday morning, the crew of "Men Marry Women" received a notice from Hongfeng TV that the two parties agreed on the recording time of the program, which was set for Thursday.

Yang An rushed to the TV station early in the morning and handed over the plan book that was rushed out overnight to Duan Haishan: "Director Duan, this is my plan book." ”

Duan Haishan looked at the plan, the plan is divided into three parts, the first part is the prop preparation plan, the second part is the game process and script, and the third part is the tidbits and post-production plan.

Duan Haishan praised a few words: "Not bad, Xiao Yang, I didn't expect you to even be able to do a planning book?" ”

Yang An said: "That's your good teaching, I have learned a lot in the past six months, thank you very much for giving me this opportunity!" ”

Duan Haishan nodded: "The future is terrifying, you go, I'll say hello to the props group, you set up the stage as soon as possible, and try it internally." ”

Yang An first went to the finance to receive funds, only 5,000 yuan, and was discounted, only 2,000 yuan, he came to the props group, but he didn't expect to run into trouble again, and people said that he couldn't cooperate.

The person in charge of the props team said: "Xiao Yang, according to the design drawings you provided, the ground is 22.5 degrees of bevel, and the effect is the same as the normal scene, then we need to use angle steel and channel steel to build the base frame, and then use special floor inlay, you also have to fix the bar, tables, chairs and microphone stands, build the scene, this requires a lot of funds, 2000 yuan is not enough!" ”

Yang An said that he asked the other party to help pay part of the advance, first build an empty shelf with a 22.5-degree slope, and wait for the money to be in place, and when recording on Thursday, he will lay the floor and place props in one step.

Then he went to find someone to rehearse in advance, Yang An hit a nail again, everyone in the program team was very busy, and no one was willing to help him at all.

No matter how sluggish Yang An is, he knows that something is wrong.

At this time, he saw the gloating Li Yang coming from outside, and Li Yang greeted him with a smile.

Li Yang asked, "Xiao Yang, how are you preparing for your yo-yo show?" ”

Yang An simply didn't leave, he said: "Li Bian, it's "Laughing and Slippery", not Yo-Yo. I'm now about to find someone to pair a pair of scripts, but everyone else is very busy, I wonder if Editor Li can help check it? ”

Li Yang sat down, half lay on the computer chair, took a sip of coffee: "I'm also very busy, I only have two days to write the burden and laugh, and the original script has to be overturned and rewritten, I really can't help you." ”

Another editor next to him came over and said in a weird manner: "Xiao Yang, you wrote it so quickly?" Amazing, you don't need to look for us at all! If you really can't find anyone to talk about the script, you can go to "Happy Saturday" next door and ask, there are a lot of idlers over there, our program team is too busy, and even the field affairs have begun to serve as producers, too busy! ”

Li Yang added: "Well, it seems that Zhang Mingde is free, you can go and ask him if he has time." ”

If you are paralyzed, you can't talk well, do you have to be so yin and yang?

Yang An is really hot now!

Everyone is still a colleague in the same program group, is there such a dismantling of the stage? Who said that you can't be a screenwriter or a producer if you can't be a screenwriter for a field job, I don't want you two to get your wish, and I'm going to spend it with a few of you today!

"Okay, I'll ask!" Yang An coldly dropped this sentence, left the gate, and went home directly out of the TV station.

Ask you a hammer!