87. Chapter 87

For Gu Changxi, hosting the program "Treasure Life" is no pressure for her, anyway, when she comes up with an antique, she just needs to say the truth and collection value in a nutshell.

But she never expected that she would meet such a snack when she climbed the mountain with the program team!

Gu Changxi stood at the gate of the Qing Palace on Longhu Mountain, squinting, staring at the beautiful Taoist in front of her, who was just waist-high, with long snow-white hair curled into yin and yang temples, and was gnawing on pig's trotters.

She has reason to suspect that Xu Chu has a long-lost brother!

Xiao Dao Chang chewed on the pig's trotters and said vaguely: "Tiger said, my Zhang family has a single lineage, how can there be blood flowing outside?" ”

Gu Changxi hooked the corners of his mouth, and after the little Taoist finished gnawing on the pig's trotters, he looked at his greasy and chubby hands with a stern expression, and finally picked up Gu Changxi's trouser legs very casually to wipe his hands. Of course, he was also kicked away by Gu Changxi casually, and the little Taoist rolled around on the ground like a dumpling and said indignantly: "Violence, it's too violent!" After complaining, his eyes turned red, and he looked at the director of the program team with tears in his eyes: "Hey, this Taoist refuses your interview." ”

"Don't cry obediently, this sister is a little violent, but she looks so beautiful." The female staff of the program team couldn't see the cute baby crying, so she took out a lollipop from her bag and handed it to him: "Isn't it cool to eat candy and look at the beauty?" ”

"Okay," the beautiful little Taoist leader's eyes lit up, and he held a lollipop: "For the sake of your sincerity, this Taoist chief will generously forgive you." Spread your hands: "Give me another hundred lollipops." ”

The program team heheda......

Xiao Dao Chang snorted lightly, got up from the ground, and looked at Gu Changxi's trouser legs with two beautiful black eyes. Gu Changxi passed by him expressionlessly, saying that it was too late, and that it was fast, and the greasy little hand of the little dao chief stretched out without fear of death. Gu Changxi was cold, and he didn't kick him away this time.

Xiaodao Chang was stunned and blinked, the sugar was kicked away, and it was better to kick him away.

"Woo woo woo...... Bad guys, you pay me sugar. ”

Gu Changxi's eyes are deep, the line of sight expands, pavilions and pavilions, mountain peaks are stacked on top of each other, waterfalls and flowing springs, and the past is a primeval forest that covers the sky and the sun, the sun and the moon are like shuttles, this Longhu Mountain is still vaguely the same as hundreds of years ago.

Although the foodie Xiaodao is young, he has long been well versed in the way of revenge, and when Gu Changxi was distracted, he quickly called at Gu Changxi's trouser leg with a paw. As everyone gasped, Gu Changxi lowered his head carelessly, and there was a clear greasy paw print on his moon-white trouser leg.

The wind passed through the steep mountains, blowing chills all over the body. Just when everyone thought that Gu Changxi was going to destroy the baby with hot hands again, they saw her curl the corners of her lips and said lightly: "The teeth are leaking." ”

"Ahh The little Taoist immediately covered it with his hand: "This Taoist has built a foundation, and it is the time to take off the mortal womb and sublimate the soul." The posture of the immortals is something that you stupid mortals can understand! ”

Gu Changxi's eyebrows were raised, and the people in the program team said that the ears were pregnant, this dragon and tiger mountain feng shui was really peculiar, and it was really ...... to give birth to such a small middle and second disease Wonderful!

Looking at the unscrupulous eyes of the foodie Taoist, Gu Changxi's eyes flashed, and he turned his head to look at the director: "When will it start?" ”

The director was stunned for a moment, and immediately waved his hand and shouted: "action!" The first episode of "Treasure Life" starts filming! ”

The foodie Taoist came back to his senses from the director's shouting, rolled his eyes, immediately stood up and saluted everyone, and said to the camera in a serious tone: "Welcome to Longhu Mountain, and the chief of the road will lead everyone to see the treasures of my Shangqing Palace from ancient times to the present." When he left with his little short legs, he looked at Gu Changxi and smiled, and that glance had a deep meaning.

Gu Changxi squinted, looking at the Taoist priest's head glowing white in the sun, and felt in a good mood.

The director's hand shook, and she smiled?

She actually laughed!

I always feel that this young and old archaeological expert has been in a super strange mood since he stepped on Longhu Mountain, and everyone in the program team looked at the foodie with a whisk of deep meaning, and they felt a strong malice!

The director's face is full of excitement, foodie cute thing vs Gao Leng Royal Sister, he can imagine how many people will fall for this pair. Hahaha, they are not afraid of things when filming shows, it is best to be high-tide in the whole episode, and the sparks are constant!

When they entered the Shangqing Palace and saw the so-called treasure that had been handed down from ancient times in front of the shrine of the Demon Palace, they were already stupid. That's it? What kind of treasure is it that every vegetable market or every household must have?

The director looked at Gu Changxi, hoping that the host could say something related to the show to liven up the atmosphere. But seeing her standing at the door with her hands in her hands, there was no cold expression on her face. Look at the foodie little Taoist priest again, holding the apple that came down from the offering table and gnawing happily.

Because CCTV is rich and rich, and the scene is chartered, there is only the click of the foodie Taoist chief nibbling on apples in the entire silent demon hall, and the director feels that the psychological shadow area is infinite when he looks at the solemn statue on the god platform.

This girl has been silent for half an hour, and she has finished gnawing five apples, and she is not afraid of gnawing away the rest of her teeth. It's already the rhythm of the sunset, and if you don't shoot anything, the day will pass like this today.

The director had no choice but to cough: "Expert Gu, shouldn't you say something?" ”

Gu Changxi raised his eyes at this time, his gaze lingered from the hall, and finally landed on the foodie Taoist who was gnawing on apples. Don't look at the joy of this child's gnawing, in fact, he has been pricking up his ears to listen to the movement.

Gu Changxi's cold gaze was too substantial, and he was covered in sweat and hair. The director waved: "Quick, quick, give them a close-up." ”

The cameraman hurriedly zoomed in on the camera and gave a close-up of the glutinous rice in front of the statue, and a close-up of Gu Changxi and the foodie Taoist. After eating the apple in his hand, the foodie Xiaodao Chang took a candy and put it in his mouth, and his two black eyes gurgled around, but he refused to confront Gu Changxi.

Mom, retarded!

If you eat too much, you always have to pull shi, and go to the place of reincarnation of grains.

Why is this dead fish's eye still open? If he didn't open his mouth to speak, he couldn't hold it back!!

In the end, he couldn't hold it back, and he refused to fall behind, so he had to pout and pout his ass to beat himself in the round. He looked at the program team with a resentful face, and his big watery eyes were full of grievances: "Don't underestimate the magic weapon I said......" He grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and stuffed it into his mouth, and bit it with a click: "This old rice is the most suitable for exorcism, I generously and selflessly contribute this treasure to appear, you don't appreciate it......" The child's voice was soft and glutinous, and the hearts of those who listened to it were about to break.

The director shook hands and cheered up, fast, fast, fast, Gu Expert quickly answered, and threw him off with professional knowledge.

Gu Changxi stared at him for a while, and stroked the folds of her clothes for a long time, her eyes were pale and pale although there was no expression on her face, everyone knew that she was in a good mood.

Foodie Trail Chief: "............"

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, but if he really eats it again, he's going to burp on the spot? But...... Reluctantly looked at the glutinous rice in his hand, he couldn't stop eating it when he saw it!!

In the end, there was no way, the foodie chief had to stuff a mouthful of glutinous rice, and squeezed out the last sentence clearly: "You don't know what to do, stupid, stubborn adults, this chief won't play with you......" quickly spit out this sentence, and the foodie leader quickly ran towards the toilet with his ass between his legs.

Looking at his strange running posture, everyone felt inexplicable, and they always felt that something was wrong?

"Huh!" Gu Changxi had a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked condescendingly at the back of the foodie Taoist. The director hurriedly pulled the camera closer and took her slightly mocking but beautiful thrilling picture.

In the Shangqing Palace, in the toilet on the edge of the cliff, a glutinous white-headed little Taoist priest was squatting in the pit, and he said that he didn't bring tissue paper to the pit. He looked at the palms of his hands with a solemn expression, thinking about which hand to wipe his butt with will not have a psychological barrier in the future.

Ay...... Forget it, you have to grab something to eat with both hands, and you can't do it by wiping your buttocks with your hands.

Huh, Master Zu, your opponent is such a cheat, he smiled and watched him eat without saying anything, and he was especially sure that he couldn't escape the crisis of rising, huh, is it too late for him to ask for a rebuild more than ten years earlier?

Just when he was feeling remorseful, he suddenly heard someone outside the toilet shouting to him: "Uncle Xiao, Uncle Xiao, are you squatting in the pit?" ”

"I'm ~" replied, which made him feel that he was loveless and at the same time ushered in life.

"Ha, Uncle Xiao, you really didn't bring a tissue."

Foodie Trail Chief: "............"

There is so much nonsense, why don't you take the paper quickly?

"Uncle Xiao's filming has ended, and the host asked me to tell you that you are prone to hemorrhoids after squatting for a long time!"

Rub, shi's paste, he really has nothing to love!

His forehead jumped wildly, and he quickly put on his pants and rushed outside to unscrew the faucet and wash his hands wildly. This time, you must take the soap a hundred times to wash it off, Gu Changxi, you wait for the head of this way, and the head of this road is inseparable from you.

When he was gritting his teeth, the foodie Xiaodao suddenly shrugged his nose, the taste of sweet and sour pork ribs. He shrugged his nose like a dog and turned his head, but saw his other nephew standing on the steps with a plate of brightly colored sweet and sour pork ribs: "Uncle Xiao, the abbot of the program group asked me to send it to you." ”

The foodie trail grew greedy into a dog, and when he just wanted to twist sweet and sour pork ribs with his fingers, he suddenly stiffened, and the whole person became petrified. What is the farthest distance in life? That's when a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs appears in front of you, and your hands have just been dipped in SHI......