Chapter 247: Spit
It's normal for drunk people to talk drunk. The stamina of the eighty-two-year-old Moutai is surging, and Liu Zixuan has lost even the last trace of sober sanity.
Although she was talking drunk, she didn't even open her eyes. If she had opened her eyes, even if she had said something drunk, she probably wouldn't have said that.
With a "pop", Liu Zixuan kissed Li Xiaoer's forehead heavily! That's what she's going to reward Stupid Bear!
"Hey!" Li Xiaoerle spoke up, it feels good to be a stupid bear, not only can you know what Liu Zixuan is thinking in her heart, but she also rewarded herself with a kiss, this stupid bear does it, don't suffer!
"Stupid Bear, am I good to you?" Liu Zixuan began to talk drunk again, not only talking drunk, but also laughing.
I don't know if I was too involved in playing the role of a stupid bear, but when I heard Liu Zixuan's words, Li Xiaoer almost subconsciously replied to Liu Zixuan with the word "good". However, in the blink of an eye, Li Xiaoer thought that the stupid bear couldn't speak, so he quickly swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.
However, even if Li Xiaoer agreed to speak out, I am afraid that Liu Zixuan would not know at this time. Drunk like this, what else could she know?
"I'm not the one who is the hell with Megumi Yanagishita! With such a beauty in her arms, it's really exciting! Or, her today? Anyway, she was drunk like this, and she definitely wouldn't know. Li Xiaoer thought secretly in his heart!
No way! She doesn't know, but if I want to be like a jade for Lin Ziqing! No matter whether Lin Ziqing is sincere to me or not, I can't do anything to be sorry for her!
"Stupid bear, are all men in the world perverts? Why do you have to do that kind of thing with a woman before marriage? I've got to find a man who is willing to make that kind of request to me after I'm married! Only such a man can be trusted! If any man dares to do that to me, I'll die to show him! As if knowing what Li Xiaoer was thinking, Liu Zixuan touched Li Xiaoer's cheek and said.
Of course, it is impossible for Liu Zixuan to know what Li Xiaoer is thinking, because at this moment, Liu Zixuan still treats Li Xiaoer as a stupid bear.
"Damn, so ruthless? You want to die for your brother? Hearing Liu Zixuan's drunken words, Li Xiaoer let out a cold sweat, and immediately suppressed the bad thoughts in his heart.
"Forget it, let's be honest and be a stupid bear!" Li Xiaoer thought like this in his heart again, simply crossed his hands, put them under his head, pillowed his hands, and looked sideways at Liu Zixuan, who was drunk and talking.
Liu Zixuan pouted at this time, still talking drunk, but it had already turned into muttering.
"Why is this woman so cute?" Li Xiaoer couldn't help but think in his heart again: "Such an adult, you still sleep with a stupid bear?" What do you have on your mind to tell Stupid Bear? How simple does this have to be? ”
"Liu Zixuan, do you know? A woman like you shouldn't exist. Li Xiaoer looked at Liu Zixuan, sighed softly, and said: "If someone else saw you drinking like this, they would have already attacked you, that is, my little brother and I carry forward the style, alas...... I'm this ** silk life! ”
After a pause, Li Xiaoer said again: "A simple woman like you is destined to need a man's protection, I hope that after you are sad about this matter, you must find the person who can protect you." ”
As he spoke, Li Xiaoer pulled out both hands from the back of his head, after all, this posture was a little indecent now.
"Hehe......"
Liu Zixuan suddenly laughed, seeing Liu Zixuan's smile, Li Xiaoer was unconsciously infected, there was no trace of distraction in his heart, and the same sweet smile as Liu Zixuan appeared on his face!
I saw Liu Zixuan pouting again at this time: "Stupid bear, Fan Bo is definitely not my true son, he is not my Prince Charming." Where is my true son, Prince Charming? Why hasn't he shown up yet? ”
Hearing Liu Zixuan's words, Li Xiaoer couldn't help but laugh!
Every girl will have this kind of Prince Charming dream, but as she grows older, this dream will only fade and fade until it disappears. Because as she grows older, every girl has to face reality and face life. Life is cruel, so much so that many girls will clearly know that what awaits them may not be Prince Charming, but frogs.
But Liu Zixuan said such things at this time, which shows that the dream of Prince Charming in Liu Zixuan's heart is still there, and it has not faded with age.
"Your Prince Charming will appear." Li Xiaoer couldn't help but say softly.
However, Liu Zixuan couldn't hear Li Xiaoer's words at this time. She was already drunk, completely immersed in her own confused consciousness.
Li Xiaoer withdrew his hand, turned his head, and looked up at the ceiling of Liu Zixuan's bachelor dormitory, not knowing what he was thinking. After a long time, Li Xiaoer laughed self-deprecatingly: "Miss me Li Xiaoer, there will be a day when you sleep with a beautiful woman in your arms and do nothing?" I'm afraid no one will believe it! ”
After a pause, Li Xiaoer said again: "Well, it seems that I still have the potential to be Megumi Yanagishita!" ”
It seemed that he felt uncomfortable after Li Xiaoer's hand was withdrawn, Liu Zixuan fumbled and touched Li Xiaoer's hand again, pulled it over, and pillowed it under his cheek!
"Stupid bear, others have abandoned me, do you want to abandon me too?" Liu Zixuan pouted and said drunk words, which was really cute.
Li Xiaoer smiled and didn't say anything, since he wants to be a stupid bear, he must have the consciousness of being a stupid bear, don't say anything. Besides, even if you say it, Liu Zixuan can't hear it.
"Have you become bad too? I won't let you become a pervert! Liu Zixuan said and twisted Li Xiaoer's nose.
"Damn, here we go again!" Li Xiaoer took out his other hand and removed Liu Zixuan's hand!
"Now, I'll reward you now, but you can't learn badly!" Liu Zixuan spoke in a daze, leaned over, and had a mouth-to-mouth kiss with Li Xiaoer!
Li Xiaoer involuntarily licked his lips and said, "It's so sweet!" ”
Liu Zixuan's drunken words finally became lower and lower the more he spoke, and gradually he could no longer hear Liu Zixuan's drunken words. However, Liu Zixuan curled up beside Li Xiaoer like a kitten.
Seeing Liu Zixuan's delicate red lips, thinking of the dragonfly kiss, Li Xiaoer's heart was ape, and he quietly leaned over and kissed Liu Zixuan's lips gently.
"What soft lips!" Li Xiaoer gently sucked Liu Zixuan's lips and said secretly in his heart.
"Hmm..." Liu Zixuan gradually began to respond to Li Xiaoer, slowly opening her petite mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Li Xiaoer was happy, and said in his heart: "Brother just kissed it, it should be fine, right?" ”
With Li Xiaoer's bad move, the light kiss of the dragonfly slowly turned into a wet kiss. Moreover, Liu Zixuan also slowly began to respond to Li Xiaoer! Liu Zixuan's curled up body slowly stretched out at this time, and a ** pressed on Li Xiaoer's body again and again. Moreover, it is gradually turning over!
"Uh......" Li Xiaoer's eyes widened, watching Liu Zixuan slowly crawl towards his body, and he was a little stunned: "Liu Zixuan, this girl still likes to attack?" Supposedly, a woman like her should like to accept it, right? ”
Finally, Liu Zixuan turned over and pressed on Li Xiaoer's body!
However, it seemed that he felt very comfortable lying on the clumsy bear's body, Liu Zixuan no longer responded to Li Xiaoer's kiss, but turned his head to lie on Li Xiaoer's body.
"I'm going, what are you doing! Such a good posture is such a waste! Li Xiaoer was speechless!
Although Liu Zixuan is not heavy, she is pressed on her body like this, and no one can stand it for a long time! Li Xiaoer couldn't help but gently hold Liu Zixuan's snake-like waist, wanting to push Liu Zixuan off of him.
"Stupid bear, good, don't move." Liu Zixuan almost murmured.
Hearing Liu Zixuan's words, Li Xiaoer couldn't cry or laugh.
"Uh..."At this time, Liu Zixuan had a wine burp!
Hearing Liu Zixuan's wine burp, Li Xiaoer said secretly: "Damn, isn't it?" Don't throw up......"
There is a way that is a good spirit but not a bad spirit, as soon as Li Xiaoer thought of this, Liu Zixuan had another wine burp, and it was obvious that he was about to vomit.
Li Xiaoer couldn't care about it at this time, so he quickly pushed Liu Zixuan and said, "Hey, hey, if you want to vomit, get up and vomit!" "Don't let Liu Zixuan spit on yourself!
After shaking it several times, Liu Zixuan finally reacted, and his upper body was propped up very slowly, but his eyes were still closed and not opened.
"In the future, I won't let you drink anymore." As Li Xiaoer spoke, he wanted to get up from under Liu Zixuan.
Who knows, at this time, Liu Zixuan's arm holding his upper body suddenly softened, and a "bang" pressed on Li Xiaoer's body again.
Fortunately, Liu Zixuan's mind is great enough, so it didn't hurt Li Xiaoer!
However, this time it also worked, that is, the vibration was too big, Liu Zixuan finally opened his eyes, and at the same time, Liu Zixuan once again propped up his body.
"You... Who is it? How... How... In my bed? Liu Zixuan asked vaguely.
"I'm Li Xiaoer, if you want to vomit, get up and vomit, don't vomit on me." Li Xiaoer hurriedly said.
Liu Zixuan smiled, it was the kind of giggle after getting drunk, and said while laughing: "Who... Who... Want to vomit? I... I'm not drunk! ”
Yes, a drunk person never admits that he is drunk. Liu Zixuan was really drunk at this time.
Seeing Liu Zixuan like this, Li Xiaoer couldn't smile bitterly!
"Hey, hey, old... Truth be told, you've been a couple of times... Help me, do you have an idea for me? Liu Zixuan stretched out a finger and pressed it on Li Xiaoer's nose and said with a smirk.
"Yes, yes, yes, I have thoughts about you." Li Xiaoer hurriedly said: "Don't talk about this yet, you hurry up and vomit, I think you're about to vomit." ”
"I... I... Didn't throw up! Liu Zixuan said to herself, and at the same time there was a burst of wine belching: "Don't believe it? I'll prove it to you! As he spoke, Liu Zixuan lowered her head and kissed Li Xiaoer's mouth fiercely!
Li Xiaoer is simply miserable, where is this called a kiss, it's just a mess! Li Xiaoer's lips hurt!
"Hey, forget it, who told her not to kiss!" Li Xiaoer comforted himself like this, and quietly stretched out his tongue to catch Liu Zixuan's fragrant tongue!
However, before Li Xiaoer succeeded, he saw Liu Zixuan vomit with a "vomit"!
Li Xiaoer's eyes widened, with a look of disbelief, but the hot feeling in his mouth no longer reminded Li Xiaoer that Liu Zixuan vomited, really vomited, vomited in his mouth......
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