Chapter 498: The Pineapple God Descends

When Ike walked out of the Roosevelt Hills mansion, nearly 100,000 people outside rang out with loud cheers. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The loud cheers were repeated throughout the city.

And in the sky, the leaders of the major American conglomerates came by helicopter; Helicopters from major media groups came; And abroad......

Countless people have tried every means to go to the north and south poles to see the two newly born magical buildings.

And the powerless ordinary people are all sitting in front of the TV, waiting to watch the live broadcast.

How would the great god explain this miracle? What are the new technologies emerging today? And will the great god throw away the shares and let the people of the world get the rain and dew?

The new president of the United States, Donald Trump, came, and he put aside all national affairs and hurried from Washington.

Today's events are really shocking, even more shocking than when the big watermelon, big pumpkin, and big winter melon were born.

Maybe......

The military strength of human beings on the earth will undergo earth-shattering changes from today.

This big pineapple technology must be related to the military, absolutely!

So, here comes President Trump, here are the members of the Federal Military Commission, here are the senior officials of the Department of Defense. Then there are the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the President of France, the Chancellor of Germany, the President of Russia, the Prime Minister of China, the Prime Minister of the Republic of Korea, the Prime Minister of Canada, the Emirate of the United Arab Emirates......

Thanks to the popularization of space portals, in just half an hour, the heads of state and national representatives of the entire 188 member countries of the Cucumber Alliance came.

According to the unanimous speculation of military intelligence agencies of various countries, the big pineapple technology must be military technology, not civilian technology.

The military is greater than the sky, and no one dares not to come.

Not only them, but at the north and south poles, the three major military regions of the Pumpkin Alliance have sent fleets to set up a cordon for those two "miracle buildings" to prevent anyone from entering them.

Tourists, media reporters, can only look outside the cordon.

No one is allowed to approach!

……

New York. Outside Roosevelt Hills.

In front of the huge villa, a ceremonial platform has been arranged. According to the great god's orders, the situation of the new technology will be announced to the global public at a later date.

For this, the whole world is quietly waiting.

The local people even elected three delegates and strongly asked them to enter the venue to watch the ceremony on their behalf.

In fact, watching the ceremony or something is an excuse.

New Yorkers elect representatives to get people the opportunity to invest in new technologies. Otherwise, wouldn't it be in vain for hundreds of thousands of people to sit and demonstrate for two days?

For this public opinion, the kind pineapple god Ike thought about it, but still agreed: the delegates were allowed to enter, but they could only observe.

When the sun rises high in the sky and shines on the earth, the much-anticipated "New Technology Conference" begins.

President Trump sat on the podium and was the first to speak.

As the host, he first warmly welcomed the arrival of heads of state and representatives, and secondly, thanked the outside public for paying close attention to the new technology......

For this nonsense, everyone listens absentmindedly.

Three minutes later, when the US president's speech ended, the audience burst into applause.

The applause was not for Mr. President, but for the greatest superscientist of mankind, the god Ike.

Because......

The great god has stood up!

At this moment, the eyes of 7 billion living beings around the world were looking at him.

That's a stunningly talented person, that's a person who transcends history and is amazingly talented.

Because of him, earth technology is developing by leaps and bounds at a hundred, thousand, and ten thousand times.

Because of him, humanity is looking forward to the future.

Now, while we have encountered an alien enemy like never before.

But!

Never mind!

As long as he is still on Earth, we Earth humans will never lose!

Because, he represents the whole world.

"Long live Ike!"

"Long live the great god!"

"The Terrans are invincible!"

The cries of all living beings shook the earth and resounded throughout the earth.

Amid the cheers of the crowd, Ike patted the microphone in front of him, and then spoke softly.

At this moment, the world fell silent.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and distinguished leaders, it is a pleasure to be here. Because the enemy is approaching and the war is about to start, I'll cut it short. ”

"First of all, this new technology was born for war, and its name is "Big Pineapple Technology". The two buildings located in the north and south poles are the production bases of new technology, and I named them: Big Pineapple No. 1 Processing Plant and Big Pineapple No. 2 Processing Plant. ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of people around the world did not change, and they seemed to have been prepared for the teasing name of the great god for a long time.

Many people silently complained in their hearts: "Thank God, the great god finally didn't take the name of the melon this time, but turned into a fruit." ”

Well, Ike will become a fruit god in the future.

At this time, seeing that everyone accepted the name, Ike spoke again.

"Here, I want to make a special statement: the big pineapple technology belongs to military technology and will not be open to the people."

As soon as these words fell, the audience was shocked and the world was shaken.

Off-site.

Many of the women wept and wept aloud, and the men cried anxiously:

"Great God, don't, don't be so ruthless!"

"God, cucumber technology won't let us invest, why doesn't big pineapple technology let us invest now?"

"Great God, please let me participate in the Big Pineapple Technology! I've brought all my savings, please! ”……

Inside the field.

The residents' representatives were also extremely anxious, and they stood up in unison and said loudly:

"Little Ike, we understand the principle of secrecy in military science and technology very well. However, we don't want to master the new technology, we just want to buy the equity of the new technology, which is the right to distribute the benefits commercially. ”

"Really, little Ike, please understand us, okay? Please! ”

Speaking of this, the three delegates faced the rostrum and bent their waists in unison.

These remarks instantly aroused the response of capitalists from all over the world.

They're here for the money, and they don't care what kind of technology it is, if they can make money anyway, they want to get involved.

For this reason, the leaders of the major conglomerates have turned to the state leaders on stage, hoping to get the support of the government.

How many capitalist countries are there in this world?

Many, many, so to speak, with the exception of a few socialist countries, led by China, are almost all capitalist countries.

Even China is a socialist country with characteristics.

What does that mean?

It is to take the capitalist line in the name of socialism.

Therefore, the world is the world of capitalism.

For this reason, the leaders of various countries have also spoken, unanimously asking the little prodigy to seriously consider the opinions of the "people".

After all, Star Wars is coming, and money is needed in all aspects, and without the support of those rich "people", it will be impossible to play in many aspects.

……

Seeing this scene, Ike's head was bigger.

"Okay, okay! I still give up 50% of the equity of the big pineapple, you can divide it yourself! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately burst into thunderous applause, and politicians, capitalists, and ordinary people all laughed and clapped their hands vigorously.

Outside the world, many cities even set off fireworks to praise the gifts of the gods.

God is great, greater than God.

God doesn't care about us, only the great God, and only the great God, will take care of us like this.

Not to mention, little Ike will always be the god of all our human beings, and the greatest god of wealth.

"Long live little Ike!"

"Little Ike is immortal!"

"Whoever dares to speak ill of you in the future will be the enemy of all of us! Kill him! ”

"yes, kill him, kill him......"

"I propose that in the future, countries should add a special decree: 'Insulting Ike', which is equivalent to the death penalty!"

"Agreed!" "Agreed!" "Agreed!" ……

At this moment, the people held the God of Wealth to the sky.

At this moment, the leaders of all countries were dumbfounded, and they could only pretend that they had not heard these suggestions.